Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 32

This is so dorky to say but I'm really excited for everyone to get to know these characters. I'm super looking forward to uploading 33, partly because it's an actual new translation (like I said, I already posted the past two on the LJ comm) but because KEIICHI.

As always, reserved for Muda Scans.

Page 1
Hades-sensei：　相変わらず派手な愛車ですね
これ　車検通るんですか
Your car is as gaudy as always.
Would this pass a vehicle inspection?

Mitogawa：　その時は元に戻すまでだ　
どこの暴走族だってそれくらいやってるぞ
くだらんことを気にしてないで　　さっさと乗れ　　事態は急を要する
あっ
免許証忘れた
I'd just put it back to the way it was if need be.
Every bike gang can at least do that.
Never mind silly things like that. Let's hurry up and drive. The present situation is urgent.
Oh.
I forgot my license.

Hades-sensei：　早くして下さいよ～・・・
Please hurry.

Mitogawa：　そうは言っても君　　無免許はいかんぞ
Even if you say it like that, I don't need to go off without my license.


Page 2
Girl：　あ・・・あの　　私・・・噂で聞いて来たんです・・・
ここは　　普通の美容院じゃないって・・・
Um...um... I came here because of a rumor I heard...
That this isn't any ordinary beauty parlor...

Niburu：　そうですか～？
こちらとしては普通のつもりなんですけどねぇ～・・・
どうしてもそっちの方が有名になっちゃうみたいですね
Oh, really?
The place itself should be normal enough but...
It seems that it's this that makes it famous.

Girl：　あっ
Ah...

Niburu：　髪型を変えるって精神にとってすこく大きなことなの・・・
気分を変え・・・印象を変え・・・新しいあなたに生まれ変わる
Changing your hairdo is a big deal to your soul.
Your mood changes, you change your impression, and a new you is born.


Page 3
Niburu：　わたしの目を見てあなたのことを教えて・・・
さあ・・・今日からどんな髪型（あなた）に生まれ変わりたい？
Look into my eyes and tell me about yourself...
Now, from now on, what kind of "you" would you like to become?

Text box：　蛇頭鈍（２６）
いわくつき美容室・ユグドラシルの
経営者兼スタイリスト。
ハデス先生とは同級生。
Hebizu Niburu (26)
The proprieter of the shady beauty parlor Yggdrasill
Hades-sensei's classmate.

Title：　サロン・ユグドラシル
Salon Yggdrasill


Page 4
Mitogawa：　あの２人に会うのも久しぶりだな
変わりがないといいが・・・
It's been a while since I've seen those two.
I hope they're doing well...

Hades-sensei：　三途川先生　　
三途川先生
スピード出レすぎです　　もっととゆるめてください
Mitogawa-sensei.
Mitogawa-sensei.
You're going over the speed limit! Please slow down some!

Mitogawa：　急ぐんだ　　仕方あるまい
それに　　前誰も走っていないし・・・
We're in a hurry, it can't be helped.
Besides, there's no one in front of us.

Hades-sensei：　この車が怖くてみんな近寄ってこれないんですよ
They're all afraid of coming close to the car.

Mitogawa：　あっと赤信号
Oh, red light.

Ashitaba：　ぎゃあっ
Gyaaaa!

Mitogawa：　・・・今のは君の声か？　ずいぶん可愛いらしい声が出るんだな
Was that your voice just now? It sounded really cute...

Hades-sensei：　そんなわけないでしょう・・・子供の声ですよ
・・・いや・・・今の声は・・・
That can't be it...it was a child's voice.
No, that voice just now was...


Page 5
Hades-sensei：　あ・・・アシタバくん！
A...Ashitaba-kun!

Ashitaba：　えっ
あっ・・・
Eh...
Ah...

Hades-sensei：　どうして君が・・・
What are you doing...?

Mitogawa： いやあ　　道理で後ろが重いと思った
Ah, no wonder the back was heavy.

Ashitaba：　あ・・・あの
ご・・・ごめんなさい・・・
・・・すみません　　僕・・・どうしても気になっちゃって・・・
先生が三途川先生のことを頼るってことは
先生・・・ただ具合が悪いわけじゃないんじゃないかって
病魔なんですか？
Uh...um.
I'm...I'm sorry.
I'm sorry but...I was worried...
Sensei asked Mitogawa-sensei for help...
It made me wonder if it's not just him not feeling well.
Is it a disease demon?

Mitogawa：　さすが鋭いなぁ　　アシタバくん
Sharp as always, Ashitaba-kun.

Hades-sensei：　三途川先生　　余計なこと言わないで下さい
アシタバくんは関係ありません　　今すぐ降
Mitogawa, please don't say anything unnecessary.
Ashitaba-kun has no connection to this. Let him get out right -

Mitogawa：　おっと青信号
Oh, green light.


Page 6
Mitogawa：　で？　アシタバくん
So? Ashitaba-kun.

Ashitaba：　あっ
そっ
それに僕・・・先生に色っ
色々・・・聞きたいことがあっあるんです
Ah.
An -
And, I have a lot of -
A lot of things I want to ask.

Hades-sensei：　三途川先生！
Mitogawa-sensei!

Ashitaba：　ふ・・・藤くんの病魔をやっつけた時・・・先生髪の色が変わったり顔のひびわれがなくなったりしてきましたよね
それが・・・何を意味してるのかはわからないけど・・・
でも・・・とにかく僕・・・僕たちは
このまま何も知らないで先生に守られ続けてていいのか？　って・・・思ったんです・・・
That time when you got rid of Fuji-kun's disease demon...your hair changed color and the cracks on your face disappeared.
I don't know what that meant but...
But...anyway, I...we...
Is it okay if we're still protected by sensei while not knowing anything about him...is what I was thinking...

Mitogawa：　ふっ
ふっふっ
ふふふふふはは
Fu
Fufu
Fufufufuhaha

Hades-sensei：　何がおかしいんですか・・・
What is so funny...?

Mitogawa：　いや～　　アシタバくんとは気が合いそうだと思ってね
アシタバくんこれから合いに行く人たちはな
君の先生とはまた違った方法で病魔と戦っている人たちだ
No, I was just thinking I could get along with Ashitaba.
Ashitaba-kun, from here on, we're going to go meet people
who use a different method to defeat disease demons than your sensei.

Ashitaba：　病魔・・・を・・・？
先生以外にもそんなことできる人いたんですか？
Defeat...them...?
There's other people besides sensei who can do that?


Page 7
Mitogawa：　そして・・・彼らは私の教え子でもあり逸人くんの旧友でもある
彼らなら今逸人くんの状態もなんとかしてくれるだろう
And they are my students and Itsuhito-kun's old friends.
If it's them, even they could do something about Itsuhito-kun's current condition.

Ashitaba：　「教え子」・・・？　「旧友」・・・？
あ！　もしかして
昔　　恩人だって言ってた人のことですか？
"Student?" "Old friend?"
Ah, could it be
Those people from when you were talking about your benefactor?

Mitogawa：　その割にあんまり中は良くないがなぁ
All of that considered, they don't get along all that well.

Hades-sensei：　中が悪いわけでも嫌いなわけでもないですよ
ただ考え方が合わないだけです・・・
It's not that I don't get along with them or dislike them.
I just don't agree with their way of thinking.

Ashitaba：　それを中悪いって言うんじゃあ・・・
That's saying you don't get along with them...

Niburu：　お疲れさまでした～
All finished.

Girl：　あ・・・あの
ありがとうございます
Uh...um.
Thank you very much.

Niburu：　いいえ～
その髪型・・・今のあなたにとても似合ってるわ・・・
Oh, no.
That hairstyle...it suits the current you very much.


Page 8
Niburu：　あなたもお疲れ
Good work.

Keiichi：　おお
Yeah.

Niburu：　ねぇ
ちょっと買出しにでも行ってきてくれない？
それで３時間くらい帰って来ないで欲しいんだけど
Hey.
Would you go buy something for me?
I don't want you to return for about three hours...

Keiichi：　ああ？
なんだそりゃ
Huh?
What?

Niburu：　お釣りは軍資金にしていいわ
You can do whatever you want with the change.

Keiichi：　よっしゃ！　任せろ！
１０倍にしてきてやる
All right! Leave it to me!
I'll get ten times that!

Niburu：　いってらっしゃい
厄介払い完了・・・
そろそろかしら・・・
See you.
Now the nuisance has been rid of...
It's about time...


Page 9
Niburu：　三途川先生・・・！
お久しぶりです
お元気そうで何よりですわ
Mitogawa-sensei!
It's been a while!
It's nice to see you're doing well.

Ashitaba：　す・・・すごい内装だなぁ・・・
いや・・・個人経営のお店なんてこんなもん？
The interior design here is unbelievable...
Well...maybe it's normal for privately-owned stores to be like this...?

Mitogawa：　やあ鈍くん世話になるね
Oh, Niburu-kun, I really owe you for this.

Niburu：　かわいい
So cute.

Ashitaba：　あ・・・あの・・・はじめまして失礼します
Uh...um...it's nice to meet you, pardon the intrusion...

Niburu：　ん～・・・？
なんだ　　男の子・・・残念
わたし蛇頭鈍・・・このサロンの店長やってます　　よろしくね～
っていっても従業員はわたしとあとごくつぶ・・・用心棒がいるだけなんだけど
Hm?
What, a boy? How unfortunate.
I'm Hebizu Niburu. I run this salon. Nice to meet you.
Well, the only employees here are me and a good-for-nothing...a bodyguard.


Page 10
Niburu：　相変わらずヤツのない髪してるのね～
カウンセリングの必要はないかしら
話は聞いてるわ・・・急いだ方がよさそうね
Your hair has no shine, as always.
I don't believe there's any need for counseling.
I've heard everything...it looks like we'd better hurry up.

Hades-sensei：　経一は？
Where's Keichi?

Niburu：　さあね～
パチンコにでも行ってるんじゃない
じゃっ
奥へどうそぉ～
Who knows?
He's probably gone to play pachinko or something.
All right,
Come inside.

Ashitaba：　シャンプー台・・・？
A shampoo chair...?

Niburu：　うちではねえ～・・・「お客様」を一旦わたしが診るの
「お客様」の話を聞きながら心をリラックスした状態へ誘う・・・
いわゆる「催眠術」ってやつね・・・
Here is where I examine my "customers".
While I listen to them, I invite their hearts to relax.
So-called "hypnotism".


Page 11
Niburu：　それでお客様の精神がふわふわになったら準備完了
もうひとりの従業員が病魔を追い出すの
今　　そいついないから今回はわたしがやるけど
これ女手には結構な負担なのよね
しばらくハサミが握れなくなっちゃう・・・
And when the customer's spirit is relaxed, the preparations are complete.
The other employee drives out the disease demon.
Right now, he isn't here so this time, I'm going to do it.
It's quite a strain for my female strength.
I can't use the scissors very well for a while after doing this.

Ashitaba：　銃・・・？
A gun...?

Niburu：　逸人
そこに寝て・・・
よいしょ
Itsuhito...
Lie down there...
All right.

Hades-sensei：　う・・・
胃を圧迫しないでもらえないか
Uh...
Would you please not press on my stomach?

Niburu：　だって～　　立ったままだと踏んばりがきかないし　　当たらないんだもん
それより足支えてて
いくわよ
But, if I stay standing up, it'd be unstable to do it. I won't hit it.
More importantly, hold my legs.
Here I go.


Page 12
Ashitaba：　わっ・・・
Waaah...!

Hades-sensei：　あっ・・・
相変わらず荒療治だな・・・！
Ah...
A drastic measure, as always...

Niburu：　普通の人間にはこれが限界よ
あなたと違ってね
This would be the limit for any normal person.
Unlike you.


Page 13
Ashitaba：　な・・・なんですか今の・・・
光と・・・でっかい音と・・・・
あの・・・銃・・・！
What was that just now...
That light...and that huge sound...
That...gun...!

Mitogawa：　銃自体は空砲だ
轟音と光を放つように改造したのは恵一くんだな
催眠状態の患者に強いショックを与え
病魔と罹患者のつながりがゆるんだところで
特殊なボトルに「捕獲」する
The gun itself is a blank.
Keiichi was the one who remodeled it so that it lights up with an awful roar.
The hypnotized patient receives a powerful shock
The connection the person has with the disease demon is loosened
And it's captured by the special bottle.

Niburu：　・・・はい　　おしま～い
All right, that's it.

Ashitaba：　と・・・
「特殊なボトル」って
Sp...
Special bottle...

Mitogawa：　あれは私の拾い物だ
まあ猫がくわえていたのを拝借しただけなんだかな
世の中は不思議なことだらけだなあ
It's something I discovered.
Well, I took it from a cat who was holding it in its mouth.
The world is full of mysterious things.

Ashitaba：　ウン　ばっか・・・
She has to have made that up...

Niburu：　なるほど・・・「悪食」ね
なんでもかんでも口に入れたくなる情動となんでもかんでも飲み下す　力を呼び起す病魔
「なんでも」の対象はあなたの病魔も例外じゃなかったってことか
I see..."Bug", huh?
It's a disease demon that drives one to put whatever they can into their mouths and gives them to power to gulp down anything.
It didn't make any exceptions, even for your disease demon.

Page 14
Niburu：　・・・面白いわね
ふふ・・・こいつは特別な場所に保管してあげようかしら・・・
So interesting...
Fufu...shall I store you in our special place?

Ashitaba：　保管？
Store?

Niburu：　わたしたちのやり方じゃあ「捕獲」はできても「消滅」はできないのよね～
君の先生は本当に反則だわ
こうやって・・・厳重に保管しておくしかないのよ
残念ながらね・・・
With our way of doing things, even though we "capture" them, we can't "get rid" of them.
Your sensei's ability is quite unfair.
So, we have no choice but lock them up tightly.
Unfortunately...

Hades-sensei：　へえ・・・ずいぶん頑張ってるんだな
Huh, you're really making an effort, aren't you?

Niburu：　あら皮肉？
イヤミな男ね～
Oh, cynical, are we?
What a sarcastic man you are.

Hades-sensei：　いや・・・
頼んでくれれば全然処分してやるのにと思って・・・
No...
I was thinking that if you asked me, I'd get rid of all of them.

Niburu：　お断りよ
わたしたちはあなたの力にだけは頼りたくないの
No, thank you.
I don't want to have to rely on your power.


Page 15
Ashitaba：　ハデス先生の「力」・・・？　って・・・
あ　　あれ・・・
そういえば・・・
あの銃・・・捕獲したのは虫っぽい病魔だけでしたけど
間違えて先生の病魔を捕まえちゃったりはしないで済むんですねー・・・
便利だなあ
えっ・・・
あっ
あれっ・・・僕
もしかして言ったらいけないこと言いました・・・？
Hades-sensei's...power?
Ah, um...
That reminds me...
That gun...it only captures bug-like disease demons but...
It does it without capturing sensei's disease demon by mistake.
That's convenient.
Eh...
Ah...
Um...I...
Did I say something that I wasn't supposed to?!

Niburu：　・・・いいえ
捕まえたくても使えられないのよね
この人・・・自分の病魔を手放したくなくて仕方がないんだもの
もったいない話だわ・・・
そいつ（病魔）がいるからこの人　　こんな外見なのよ
No.
Even if I wanted to, I couldn't use this.
He...just can't bear parting with his disease demon.
What a waste.
It's because he has disease demons in him, he looks like that.

Ashitaba：　えっ
Eh?

Hades-sensei：　鈍！
Niburu!


Page 16
Niburu：　中にいる病魔が飢えれば飢えるほど逸人の体は涸れ落ちて
逆に・・・満たされている間だけは元の健常な姿を保てる
君・・・見たことある？　黒髪の先生
The longer the disease demon inside of him is hungry, the more his body dries up.
On the flip side, while it's satisfied, he maintains his original appearance.
Have you seen it? Your sensei's black hair.

Ashitaba：　黒・・・髪・・・
あの時の先生・・・
じゃあ・・・あれが先生の本当の姿・・・？
Black...hair...
Sensei at that time...
Then...that's what he really looks like...?

Hades-sensei：　鈍
・・・もう黙ってくれ
頼む・・・
Nibiru.
Be quiet already.
Please.

Niburu：　君の先生はずいぶん君たちに隠しておきたいことがあるみたいねぇ～
まぁ・・・もう治療は終わってるし
めんどくさいのが帰ってくる前においとましてもらえると助かるわ・・・
It seems like your sensei really wants to keep hiding it from you.
Well, we're done here.
It'd be really helpful if you could leave before the annoying one returns.

Hades-sensei：　・・・鈍・・・
Niburu.


Page 17
Hades-sensei：　ありがとう
助かった
Thank you.
You really saved me.

Niburu：　どういたしまして
はい・・・これわたしの名刺
You're welcome.
All right, this is my business card.

Ashitaba：　あ
ど・・・どうも・・・ご丁寧に
Ahh.
Th...thank you.

Niburu：　ここだけの話・・・
うちはね～いつか君の先生の病魔をなんとかしたくてこんな商売始めたのよ
わたしも
わたしの相棒も
三途川先生も・・・
あの人のことが心配なの
多分君も・・・だからついて来たんでしょ？
まぁ・・・本人にとっては余計なお世話なんだろうけどね
Don't tell anyone.
I opened this business so that someday, I'll do something about your sensei's disease demon.
I...
My partner...
And Mitogawa-sensei...
We all worry about him.
Perhaps you too...that's why you came, isn't it?
Well, it's not really any of my business.


Page 18
Niburu：　アシタバくん鞍替えしたくなったらいつでも頼ってね
それじゃ～またね～
If you ever want to change sides, you can always rely on me.
Goodbye.

Ashitaba：　は・・・はあ・・・
Ye...yes.

Hades-sensei：　帰りは僕が運転します
I'm going to drive on the way home.

Mitogawa：　病み上がりが無茶をするな
It's not going to work for someone's who's recovering.

Hades-sensei：　無茶なのは先生の運転です
The only thing not working here is sensei's driving.

Keiichi：　土産
A souvenir.

Niburu：　しけた １０倍もあったものね
I never knew "ten times" was such a little amount.

Keiichi：　うるせーな　　５万までは勝ってたんだよ
Shut up. I won as much as 50,000

Niburu：　なんでそこでやめとかないのよ
So why'd you stop there?

Keiichi：　１０倍って約束だったろうがよ
・・・あ？
誰か来たのか
千歳ちゃんだろ！
千歳ちゃんのにおいがする
Cause I promised ten times.
Huh?
Was someone here?
It was Chitose-chan, right?
I can smell her.

Niburu：　あんた犬・・・？
Are you a dog...?


Page 19
Keiichi：　千歳ちゃんのにおい・・・
・・・と・・・
なんだこりゃ・・・薬臭ェな
逸人か
Chitose-chan's scent...
And...
What the fuck...it stinks of medicine.
Itsuhito?

Niburu：　ちょっと経一どこ行くの　　やまて
Wait, Keichi, where are you going? Stop.

Keiichi：　あ？　決まってんだろ
Huh? Isn't it obvious?

Niburu：　何のためにあんたを仲間外れにしたと思ってるのよ
That's exactly why I decided to leave you out of all this.

Keiichi：　やっぱそーかテメェ！
何のこだァねぇ・・・ちょっと・・・
アイサツに行くだけだ
So it really was like that!
Whatever. I'm just...
Going to say hey.

Text：　その頃のハデス先生
Hades-sensei at that moment

Mitogawa：　何をちんたらしてる　　いつまでだっても帰れんじゃないか
What are you being so slow for! When are we ever going to get home?

Hades-sensei：　だってあの車車線変更したがってるじゃないですか
Can't you see that car is trying to change lanes?

Ashitaba：　なんでもいいからケンカレないでください
It's doesn't matter so please don't argue.