Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 34

If Yasuda doesn't cool his roll, he's going to end up in jail one of these days. "No" does not really mean "yes", remember that, Yasuda.

As always, reserved for Muda.

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Niburu：　あら・・・おはよう
ずいぶんご機嫌なのねぇ～
Oh, good morning.
You're in an awfully good mood.

Keiichi：　ん～そうか？
別に普通だけどな
Hmm, yeah?
Not anymore than usual.

Niburu：　・・・久しぶりに逸人に会えて嬉しかったんでしょ
元気そうでよかったわね
Looks like you're happy to see him
I think you're relieved that he's doing so well.

Keiichi：　あー
うーん
まあ・・・うん・・・
そりゃあよ・・・
Whaaat?
Yeah...
Well...yeah...
Not that I'm not...

Niburu：　ねえ・・・はしたない格好でうろつくのやめてくれない？
あんたの裸暑苦しいのよ・・・
Hey...why don't you stop loitering around looking indecent like that?
Looking at you naked makes me feel like it's hot in here.

Keiichi：　あぁ？
堅ェこと言うな！　なんか今日は服着てたくないんだよな～
上どころか下も脱ぎたい気分だし・・・
Huh?
Don't be so uptight. I just don't feel like wearing clothes today.
And not just my shirt but my pants too...

Niburu：　警察につき出すわよ
全く・・・春だからって浮かれないでよね～・・・
I'll hand you over to the police.
Really...even if it is spring, don't get so carried away.

Newspaper：　変質者相次ぐ
突然服を脱ぎ出す人々
The perversion continues
People are suddenly undressing


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Yasuda：　あ～・・・
今日から衣替えだなっ！
Ahh...
Starting today, we're going to be wearing spring uniforms!

Ashitaba：　衣替えだけど・・・
安田くんなんでそんなにテンション高いの？
We are but...
Why are you so excited about it, Yasuda-kun?

Mimasaka：　なっ
おいおい　オマエ本気で言ってんのか？
Wha?
Hey, hey, did you seriously just say that?

Ashitaba：　え・・・な　何が？
Eh...wha...what?

Mimasaka：　バカかお前　今日から衣替えってことは　今日からー・・・
Are you an idiot? That means...starting today...

Yasuda and Mimasaka： 女子のブラが透けるということ！
The girls' bras will show through!

Ashitaba：　あ・・・ああ　なるほど
そっちね・・・
Ah...ahh, I see.
That, huh.

Yasuda：　あとスカートも透ける！
And their skirts will be see-through too!

Mimasaka：　いや　スカートは透けねーだろ
オマエの頑強どんだけ高性能なんだよ
No, their skirts won't be.
Just what kind of high-powered eyes do you have?

Yasuda：　透けるって！　日なたで見るとよくわかるのだがー・・・
生地が薄手になったことによりスカートが日光を遮断しきれず中の足のラインがクッキリと
I'm telling you, they do! When you see it in the sun, you'll get it!
Since they're made of thinner material, they can't block the sunlight out completely so it clearly shows the silhouette of the legs.

Ashitaba：　ね・・・ねえ　そういう話はもう少し小さい声でしゃべろうよ！
安田くんと一緒にいるとヒヤヒヤして仕方ないよ・・・
H...hey, let's talk abouｔ this a little quieter!
When you're with Yasuda-kun, you can't help but feel nervous...

Text：　アシタバのファインプレー
Ashitaba's fine play

Yasuda：　俺に言わせりゃお前の方が不健全だぞ！
あっ
If you ask me, you're the one who's the pervert.
Ah!


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Yasuda：　露出狂
Exhibitionists.

Yasuda：　っだよ　ちげーよ　ニュースの話だよ！
つーか大したことも言ってねーじゃん！
What, you're gettin' it wrong, I'm talkin' about the news.
I mean, don't make such a big deal out of it.

Ashitaba：　は・・・ご　ごめん・・・つい・・・
Ah, I'm...I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...

Mimasaka：　オマエの日頃の行いに問題があるんだよ
The problem here is your everyday behavior, Yasuda.

Phone： Exhibitionists
AKY108 score high ratings
Yujirou wears mohawk

Ashitaba：　はは・・・でも春になるとそういうの本当に増えるよね・・・
何か理由があるのかな
Ha ha...when it gets to be spring, there really is more and more stuff like this...
I wonder if there's some reason for that...

Mimasaka：　文字通り目覚めの季節というわけだな
That's why it's literally called the season of awakening.

Ashitaba：　別にうまいこと言わなくてもいいよ・・・
You don't really have to make it sound good...

Yasuda：　あ～あ　そこの角で女の露出狂とぶつからねーかなあ
Ahh, I wish I would bump into a girl flashing us at that corner.

Mimasaka：　こいつの頭は年中春だな・・・
It's spring year-round in your head...

The boys：　は・・・
Huh...


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Senoo：　雀－ッ！
お・・・おまえ　春だからって家だけじゃ飽き足らす外でまで・・・
Suzume!
Yo...you...Not just at the house but outside? I know it's spring but...

Suzume：　はあ？　リュウキ？
な・・・なんなのよ
Huh? Ryuuki?
Wha...what?

Senoo：　ふざけんな　嫁に行く気ねーのか　テメー！
ったく・・・
Don't screw around! You don't ever plan on getting married, do you!
Jeez...

Suzume：　ん・・・？
うわわわあああああっ！
ちょっとリュウキどこ触ってんのよーっ
Hmm?
Uwa...wa...waaaaaah!
Wait, where are you touching me, Ryuuki!

Senoo：　さっ・・・
触りたくて触ってんじゃねーよ　この変態女！
It's...
It's not like I wanted to, you perverted girl!

Suzume：　なっ・・・
なんだとおおおおおおお！
Wha...
What the hell did you saaaay!

Hades-sensei：　えっと・・・ごめんね・・・鏑木さん
今・・・なんて言ったのかな・・・
ちょっとよく聞き取れなかったんだけど・・・
Um...I'm sorry, Kaburagi-san.
What...was it you said just now...?
I didn't quite catch that...


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Kaburagi：　先生に私の裸を見て欲しいんです
I want you to see me naked.

Hades-sensei：　うーん・・・
熱はなさそうだけど・・・念のためきちんと計っておこうか・・・
えー体温計は・・・
Hmm...
You don't seem to have a fever...just to make sure, we'll go ahead and check it more accurately...
Hmm, where is the thermometer...

Kaburagi：　え・・・
はっ！
わ・・・私　今　しれっととんでもないこと言いませんでした？
Eh...
Ahh!
Did...didn't I just say something crazy like it was nothing?

Hades-sensei：　ん・・・？
そうか・・・なかったことにしたいならそれでいいんだ
僕も忘れることにするね・・・
Hmm?
I see...if you want to pretend you didn't, that's fine.
I myself have decided to forget about it...

Kaburagi：　ま・・・待ってください！　違うんです！　今のは・・・
Wa...wait! That's not it! Right now, I -

Fuji：　うーす
Morning.

Hades-sensei：　藤くん
お昼以外に来るのは久しぶりだね・・・
どうかしたの？
Fuji-kun.
It's been a while since you've come here other than at lunch.
Is something wrong?

Fuji：　首寝違えてさ　痛いんだよ
なんか湿布的なモンくれねー？
I slept on my neck funny and it's hurting me.
Can you give me a compress or something?


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Hades-sensei：　はいはい・・・ちょっと待ってね・・・
今すぐ・・・
Yes, yes, wait a second...
Right away...

Kaburagi：　なっ・・・
やだ！　ちょっとなんで全部脱いでるの？
Wha...
Oh, no! Why did you take all of your clothes off?

Fuji：　えっ？　だって湿布貼るから・・・
人前で裸になるチャンスだと思って・・・
Huh? But he has to stick the compress on...
I thought it was a chance to get naked in public...

Kaburagi：　なんて機会伺ってるのよ　もー！
What a chance to look for! Really!

Hades-sensei：　う・・・うーん・・・
これは・・・
Y...yeah...
That's...

Text：　病魔名称：
「春酔（ヌーディズム）」
Disease demon data:
"Nudism"

Fuji：　なんだこりゃ？
What's that?

Hades-sensei：　これも病魔だよ
いつものよりずっと微弱なものだけどね・・・
It's a disease demon.
Even though it's much weaker than the usual ones...


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Hades-sensei：　「空間影響型」って言ってね・・・
音楽会場とか宴会場とかって・・・普段の生活と比べると異常なくらい盛り上がるけど
あれは「ここなら羽目を外してもいい」って場の空気に思い込まされるからんだよ
こいつはそういうタイプの病魔だね
一定の空間に存在して人に罹って錯覚を引き起こす
It's called the "space influencing type"...
At concerts and banquets halls...compared to their everyday lives, people get excited to an almost abnormal degree.
They've convinced by the atmosphere that "it's okay to go crazy here".
It's that type of disease demon.
When it exists in a definite area, it causes delusions in those who catch it.

Fuji：　要するに・・・
So in other words...

Kaburagi：　放っとくと最後まで脱いじゃう人がいるかも・・・？
If we leave them alone, it'll just end up with people taking their clothes off?

Fuji：　やべーじゃん！
That's not good!

Hades-sensei：　ああ・・・　とは言っても
空間影響型は罹るのもすぐだけど覚醒もたやすいんだよ
まぁ　陽気な季節だからね・・・浮かれた気持ちになるのも仕方な
Ah...even though I said that
Catching a space influencing type is easy but it's also easy to wake up from the delusion.
Just as you can easily catch it, you can also easily wake up from the delusions.
Well, it is a lively season...I think we could tolerate them getting a bit carried away -

Ashitaba：　先生大変です！　校内が変態だらけに
Sensei, we have a problem! The school is full of perverts!

Fuji：　なにが仕方ないって？
What was it we could tolerate?

Hades-sensei：　ちょ・・・ちょっとまずいかも・・・
Maybe that's not such a good idea...


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Mimasaka：　こ・・・これは・・・
なんだこの・・・パーティーに遅れてやってきた時のようなアウェイな感じ・・・
Thi...this is...
Y'know...it's kind of like that out-of-place feeling you get when you're late to a party...

Yasuda：　ハタから見る男の脱衣がこんなに寒いものだとは・・・
After seeing that, guys taking their clothes off isn't really all that interesting...

Fuji：　みんな幸せそうだな・・・
放っといてやったほうがいいんじゃないか
They all look so happy...
Isn't it better if we just leave them alone?

Hades-sensei：　そういうわけにもいかないよ
うーん・・・そうだな・・・こうしよう
ちょっと待っててね・・・
I'm afraid we cant' do that.
Hmm...all right, I'll do it this way.
Wait a minute.

Kaburagi：　え？
Eh?


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Hades-sensei：　こ～ら～
Heeeeeey....

Boy：　うおわああああっ
オバケ先生がご乱心だ
Uwaaaah!
Monster-sensei's gone crazy!

Boy：　すんません　よくわかんないけど　すんません
I'm sorry! I don't even know why but I'm sorry!

Hades-sensei：　・・・とまあこのように・・・
Well, like that.

Mimasaka：　何がどのように？
What's "like that"?

Kaburagi：　せ・・・先生・・・
Se...sensei...

Hades-sensei：　盛り上がってる空気を壊せばみんな目を覚ますんだ
When I get rid of the excited atmosphere, they all came to their senses.

Mimasaka：　この様子じゃ校内も騒ぎになってんじゃねーか
From the look of it, aren't things going to get pretty crazy inside the school too?

Hades-sensei：　そうだね・・・見回って沈静させていこう
That's true...let's go look around and settle things down.

One of the kids：　プリッジでか？
By doing bridge?
[T/N: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_%28exercise%29]

Saizaki：　こら！　あなたたちよしなさい！
Hey! Stop that, all of you!


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Saizaki：　ここは更衣室じゃあないんですよ！
ほら！　皆見てるでしょう　もうやめなさい
This isn't a changing room!
Hey! Everyone can see you! Stop it already!

Hachiya：　きゃははははは～
涼しくって快適～
あれ～みのりちゃん？
Kyahahahaha!
It's nice and cool!
Huh? Minori-chan?

Saizaki：　あれ～じゃありません！　まったく・・・
お嫁に行けなくなっちゃうわよ！
・・・って
花巻さんっ！
どうしたの　あなたまで！
Don't "huh" me! Jeez...
You won't be able to get married!
That said...
Hanamsaki!
What is going on? Even you!

Hanamaki：　あ・・・
せ・・・先生・・・？
だ・・・だめです！　話してください
ふ・・・ふ　服着てるの・・・恥ずかしくて・・・
Ah...
Se...sensei...?
No, no! Please let go!
We...wearing clothes...is embarrassing...

Saizaki：　どういう理屈なの？
い・・・いえ先生　あなたの趣向を否定するつもりはないのよ・・・でも
What kind of a reason is that?
No...no, I don't plan on denying your preferences but...

Hades-sensei：　才崎先生！
Saizaki-sensei!

Saizaki：　あ・・・は　ハデス先生！
丁度良かった・・・この子たち錯乱しているようなんです　すぐ保健室に・・・
A...Ha...Hades-sensei!
You're just in time...it seems the girls have gone crazy. We should go to the infirmary right away -


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Girl：　相変わらずカタイなあ　みのりちゃん
You're as uptight as ever, Minori-chan.

Girl：　先生もたまにはブレイコーしようよぉ
You should take it easy every once in a while.

Saizaki：　なっ・・・
Wha...

The boys：　うおおおおおおおっ！
Ohhhhhh!

Hades-sensei：　か・・・鏑木さん・・・？　何を・・・
Ka...Kaburagi-san? What are you -

Kaburagi：　先生　見ないで下さい！
あれは凶器です！
Sensei, please don't look!
It's a dangerous weapon!

Yasuda：　えっこれ　病魔なの？　倒しちゃうの！
もったいなくね？　もったいなくね？
Eh, is it a disease demon? Are you going to kill it?
Isn't that a waste? Wouldn't that be a waste?!

Fuji：　いやでも　じょ・・・女子とか気の毒だろ・・・
Whether you like it or not, you kind of feel sorry for the girls or whatever...

Yasuda：　イケメンがアア　寝ボケたこと言ってっとぶっ飛ばすぞ
You fuckin' good-lookin' guy! I'm knock the shit outta you, saying stuff like you're half-asleep!

Mimasaka：　バカ野郎オマエら・・・
女の肌ってのは・・・滅多なことじゃ見えねーからこそ価値があんだろうが
こいつとひとくくりにすんじゃねーよ
You guys are idiots...
A woman's body...it's only valuable when it's a rare sight.

Fuji： こいつとひとくくりにすんじゃねーよ
Don't lump me in with him!

Yasuda：　み・・・
美作・・・
Mi...
Mimasaka...


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Mimasaka：　大丈夫か　みのりちゃん
カゼひくぜ・・・
You okay, Minori-chan?
You're going to catch a cold...

Saizaki：　あ・・・あら　美作くん　ありがとう・・・
まあ　ファスナー上げるだけだからいいんだけど・・・
Ah, oh, Mimasaka-kun, thank you.
Well, I only had to zip it up so it's okay...

Fuji：　おいこいつ罹ってねーか？
Did this guy catch it?

Yasuda：　みのりちゃんどうせなら俺のシャツ着てくれ！
Minori-chan, while you're at it, wear my shirt!

Ashitaba：　こ・・・
これは大変だ・・・
Th...
This is awful...

Keiichi：　なるほどなァ
「ヌディズム」ね・・・
どーりで朝方なんか浮いた気分だったわけだ
I see...
"Nudism", huh...
No wonder I was feeling so good so early in the morning...

Niburu：　これくらいなら放っといても問題ないかしらね
通り雨みたいなもののようだし・・・
ふふ・・・でも逸人のところは今頃大変かもね～・・・
If it's just this much, it probably won't be a problem if we leave it alone.
It seems kind of like a shower...
Fu fu...although Itsuhito is probably having a pretty hard time where he is right now...

Keiichi：　鈍ちゃんに罹んねえかなあ・・・
I wish Niburu-chan would catch it...

Niburu：　なによ
What?

One of the kids：　なあ　先生　どうするんだよ
So, sensei, what are we going to do?


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Ashitaba：　一応　この周辺の人たちは落ち着いたみたいですけど
なんだかこれじゃあキリがないような・・・
It looks like everyone around here has calmed down for now...
Somehow, it just seems like there's no end to them...

Hades-sensei：　うーん・・・
とはいえ・・・
正直空間影響型はどうしようもないんだよね・・・
Hmm...
Be that as it may...
Honestly, there's nothing that can be done for the space influencing types.

One of the kids：　そうなの？
Seriously?

Hades-sensei：　症状もきわめて一時的なものだし・・・
場の空気から感情が伝染するから明確な「本体」が存在しないんだよ
一体一体病魔を吸い出す方法もあるけど・・・
それだとやっぱりキリがないし・・・
The symptoms are quite temporary...
You can catch the feelings from the air so a definite "form" doesn't exist.
There is a method for drawing them out but...
If it's that, then they really are innumerable.

Mimasaka：　また厄介な連中だな～
They're more annoying than they appear to be...

Yasuda：　先生・・・いいこと考えたぜ
俺が囮になる・・・！
Sensei...I thought of a good idea.
I'll become the decoy...!

Mimasaka：　いや　囮の意味がわからねーよ
I don't get what you mean by "decoy".

Yasuda：　意味は俺もわからん・・・
I don't understand it myself...

Mimasaka：　不愉快なポースやめろ
Quit it with the annoying pose!

Yasuda：　でも・・・どうしようもねーからってこんな状況でジッとしてらんねーよ！
But...we shouldn't just stand by because we can't do anything!

Hade-sensei：　安田くん・・・
Yasuda-kun...

Yasuda：　俺たちがこうしてる間にも今頃どこかで女子が裸になってるかもしれねーってことだろ？
While we're doing nothing, couldn't a girl be getting naked somewhere right about now?

Hades-sensei：　安田くん・・・？
Yasuda-kun...?


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Yasuda：　俺は行くぞ！
ひとりでも多くの裸女子を網膜に焼き付けるんだ！
それで夜ベッドで大事に思い出すんだ！
止めないでくれ　先生！
I'm going!
I'm going to into my retinas as many naked girls as I can!
And I'll really remember them in my bed tonight!
Don't stop me, sensei!

Fuji/Mimasaka：　とか言いながら脱ぎ出した
He says while taking his clothes off.

Fuji/Mimasaka：　あいつ女子の裸が見たいだけだ
He just wants to look at naked girls.

Hades-sensei：　安田くん待ちなさい
Yasuda-kun, wait!

Mimasaka：　安田・・・
Yasuda...

Fuji：　もう・・・ダメだ・・・あいつは・・・
There's no hope for that guy anymore...

Kaburagi：　私たちは地味に沈静化につとめましょう
Let's go try to settle things down quietly.

Ashitaba：　そ・・・
そうだね・・・
Y...
Yeah...

Girl：　あれ？　ねぇ・・・
なんだろ　何か・・・
Huh? Hey...
What's that? There's something...


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Yasuda：　ごめんください！
May I come in!

Girls：　キャーッ！
Kyaaaa!

Yasuda：　なんだ　ＮＯＴ裸女子か・・・
しかし・・・女子が俺を見て逃げまどう姿というのも悪くないな・・・
What? Non-naked girls?
But...it's not that bad seeing girls running away in confusion when they see me...

Hades-sensei：　安田くん！
Yasuda-kun!

Yasuda：　ゲッ　先生！
すんません　あとちょっと見逃して！　お願いします！
あと３人・・・いや２人でいいから・・・
Geh, sensei!
I'm sorry...let me off the hook just a little longer! Please!
And three girls...no, two should be good...

Hades-sensei：　だめだってば　待ちなさい　こら・・・！
I'm telling you, you can't! Wait! Hey...!

Text：　この貪欲に女子を追求する安田の姿こそが・・・
The figure of Yasuda greedily going after girls...

Yasuda：　裸女子！
どこだ！
ここか？
Naked girls!
Where are they!
Here?


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Text：　周りの空気をガンガン冷却していっていることに
このときの安田が気付くはずもなかった・・・
Was what was cooling down the mood in the school.
It couldn't be expected that Yasuda then would notice it.

Girl：　な・・・何アレ・・・
What's up with that?

Girl：　さあ・・・
Who knows?

Girl：　春だからじゃない・・・？
引くわ～・・・
Maybe because it's spring...?
He's giving me the creeps...

Yasuda：　なあ　先生　お願いだよ　あとひとりでいいんだ
いいよな大人は好きな時に女のハダカ見たい放題なんだろ？
Hey, sensei, please! Just one would be okay.
It's fine, don't adults get to see women naked as much as they want, whenever they want?

Hades-sensei：　はっ・・・
こ・・・こら　安田くんそこは駄目！
Ha...
Hey...Yasuda, that's off-limits!

Yasuda：　大丈夫だよ　あの時買いすぎたモザイクのトーンいっぱい余ってるから
It's okay. They bought too much mosiac tone that time and there's plenty left over.

Text：　あの時
That time

Hades-sensei：　読者には見えなくても僕たちには見えるんだよ　とにかく駄目
ほら・・・もう観念するんだ
Even if the readers don't see it, we will! Anyway, don't!
Come on, just give up already.

Yasuda：　クッソオオオオ
こんな・・・こんなおいしい状況で・・・！
なにもできずに終わっちまうのか　俺は・・・！
ぐううう・・・
長髪（ロング）ストレート！
女・・・
Shiiiit!
Is it going to end
Without me being able to do anything with a delicious situation like this?
Guuuuh!
Straight, long hair!
A girl -


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Yasuda：　・・・って本好じゃねーかああアアアアアアアアアア！
Isn't that Motoyoshiiiiii!

Hades-sensei：　も・・・本好くん？
Mo...Motoyoshi-kun?

Motoyoshi：　先生
Sensei.

Hades-sensei：　助かったよ・・・安田くん逃げ足が速くて困ってたんだ
You really saved me here...he was giving me trouble with how fast he ran away.

Motoyoshi：　安田？
ああ・・・今何か視界の端に不快なものが移りましたけど
あれ安田だったんですね・・・どうりで・・・
Yasuda?
Ahh, something unpleasant did pass by the corner of my eye just now...
It was Yasuda...that explains a lot...

Text：　興奮状態の病魔にとって本好の無反応（ノーリアクション）は大層こたえた
Motoyoshi's lack of a reaction was the final nail in the coffin for the excited disease demon.


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Hades-sensei：　えっ・・・
もう解決したの？
本当だ・・・病魔の気配も消えてる
Eh?
It's already resolved itself?
That's true...the disease demon's presence has disappeared...

Fuji：　校内ザッと見回ったけどおとなしいもんだったぜ
We've looked through the school and it's quieted down.

Hades-sensei：　せっかく安田くんをつかまえてきたのに・・・
Even though I went through all the trouble of catching Yasuda-kun...

Mimasaka：　しかし先生今回何もしなかったな・・・
Sensei didn't do anything this time...

Hades-sensei：　その割にやけに疲れたけどね・・・
ま・・・まあ　平和が一番だよね・・・
Even so, I'm pretty worn out.
We...well, peace is best...

Yasuda：　ううう～・・・
不甲斐ねえ～・・・
Uuuuhh..
Worthless...

Text：　その後しばらくの間・・・
After that, for a little while...

Girl：　あっ・・・
ねえ・・・あれ・・・
Ah...
Hey, is that...

Girl：　じゃない？
ウソ　本当に？
全裸で・・・
なんで藤先輩と・・・
Isn't it?
No, really?
Completely naked...
Why is he with Fuji-senpai?

Text：　安田は学校で有名な変態としてその名を轟かせた
Yasuda become well-known at school for being a famous pervert.

Yasuda：　な・・・なあ　あの子ら俺の方見て話してない・・・？
He...hey...aren't those girls looking my way and talking about me?

Mimasaka：　バカオレだよ　オレ見てんだよ
You idiot, it's me. They're looking at me.

Ashitaba：　安田くん・・・ハート強すぎるよ・・・！
Yasuda-kun...your heart is way too resilient...