Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 44

Thanks to umeboshi110 for helping out! Reserved for Muda Scans.

Page 1
One of the kids：　よーし　そろそろ帰るかー
All right, it's about time to go home.

One of the kids：　先生さようなら！
Bye, sensei!

Hades-sensei：　はい　さようなら・・・
気をつけて帰ってね
Ah, goodybe...
Be careful on the way home.

Mimasaka：　いつまで寝てんだ　藤　帰るぞ！
How long are you gonna sleep for, Fuji! We're goin' home!

Fuji：　イヤだ・・・
俺　布団と結婚する・・・
Don't wanna...
I'm going to marry the futon...

Hades-sensei：　ふう・・・
さて・・・
Phew...
Now then...


Page 2
Hades-sensei：　今日こそ買うぞ・・・
携帯電話！
I'm going to buy one for sure today...
A cellphone!

Text：　ハデス先生は　今まで携帯を持たない主義の人間であった
みなさんお気づきであろうか
作中で地味に描写されてこそいたのだが・・・
ハデス先生はとんでもない機械オンチなのである
これまで「架空請求が怖い」などといった理由で携帯を持つことにためらいがあったのだが
Until now, it was Hades-sense's principle not to own a cellphone.
Have you all noticed?
It had been portrayed simply throughout the story but...
Hades-sensei is unbelievably awful with electronics.
So far, because of reasons like, "I'm afraid of fraudulent charges", he hesitated to own a cellphone.


Page 3
Text：　先日の大きな事件で携帯を持ってないが故に対応が後手に回ってしまったこともあり
遂に所持することを決意したのだった
Because he didn't have a cellphone during the huge incident the other day, he was a step behind in dealing with the problem.
He's finally decided to own one.

Hades-sensei：　「ニコニコ営業インドラ電機」・・・
"Business with a Smile...Indra Electronics..."

Title：　ハデス先生の携帯デビュー
The Debut of Hades-sensei's Cellphone

Hades-sensei：　昨日はいきなり駅前の大きな店に入ってしまったせいで
携帯売り場までたどりつくことすらできなかったがここなら・・・！
迷路？
Since I suddenly went into a huge store in front of the station
I didn't even manage to make it to the cellphone sales floor but...if it's here...!
A maze?

Konon：　いらっしゃいませー
Welcome!


Page 4
Konon：　インドラ電機へようこそ！
お客様　何をお探しでー・・・
Welcome to Indra Electronics!
What can I help you find, sir -

Text：　インドラ電機アルバイト
山田小音（１７）
Indra Electronics part-timer
Yamada Konon (17)

Hades-sensei：　あの・・・
Um...

Konon：　きゃっ！
Kyaaah!

Hades-sensei：　携帯電話が欲しいのですが　こちらはー・・・
I want a cellphone so...is this...

Konon：　はっ？
あ　け　ケータイですね？　こちらにございます！　どうぞ！
Huh?
Ah, a...a cellphone? We have them here! Go ahead!

Hades-sensei：　やった・・・第一関門突破・・・
All right...I've broken down the first barrier...

Konon：　うわ～ん　何か怖い人に話しかけちゃったよ～！
クレームつけられたらどうしよう～！
Uwaah, I talked to a scary person!
What am I going to do if he has any complaints?

Hades-sensei：　ん・・・
Hmm?


Page 5
Konon：　ひぇ～　見てる　スゴイ見てるよ～・・・！
ポップで値札の額ひとケタごまかしてるの　バレちゃったかな・・・？
Hiieh, he's looking, he's really looking...!
Did he found out a digit on the price tag amount is hidden by an ad poster?

Hades-sensei：　カタログを熟読し目を慣らしてきたつもりだったがー・・・
いざ本物を目の前にすると
むっ・・・
どれを買ったらいいのかさっぱりわからない
どうすれば・・・
そうだ・・・！　何も自分で決めることはない
店員さんに選んでもらえばいいんじゃないか
あの・・・！　すみません！
I had planned get used to them by looking through the catalog carefully but...
Now, when the real thing is right in front of me...
Muh...
I have absolutely no idea which one I should buy.
What should I do...
That's right...! I don't have to decide anything on my own.
I could get an employee to choose for me.
Um...excuse me!

Konon：　は・・・はいっ？
来た～！
Y...yes?
Here it comes!

Hades-sensei：　この中で一番おすすめの携帯をください
Please give me the best recommended one out of these.

Konon：　一番おすすめ？
それは・・・そうですね　一言でおすすめと申しましても
お客様がどんな機能を優先されるかによるのですが・・・
Recommend?
Is that..so. Even if you just ask for a recommendation...
It's according to what kind of features you prefer, sir...

Hades-sensei：　えっ？
あっ・・・なるほど・・・そうですね　それじゃあ・・・
電話ができる一番おすすめの携帯をください
Eh?
Ah...I see, is that so? Well, then...
Please give me the best recommended one you can make a call with.

Konon：　電話はどれでもできますけど！
You can make a call with any of them!


Page 6
Konon：　いけない！　き・・・気を取り直して・・・
え～・・・で　では　お客様　こちらはいかがでしょうか？
ドコマデモさんの最新機種でかなりクリアな音での通話が可能となっております
お電話メインでしたらこちらは非常におすすめですし
画素数も５００万とカメラ機能的にも多機種に引けをとりませんが
Oh, no!　Pull...pull yourself together...
Uh...then, sir, how about this one?
With Docomademo-san's latest model, it's possible to have considerably clear sound.
If you're mainly using it as your main phone, this one is highly recommended.
It has 5 megapixels and the camera's functionality is just as good as that of other models.

Hades-sensei：　えっ
カメラ・・・って
携帯電話なのに写真が取れるんですか？
こんなに小さいのに？
Wha...
A camera...?
It can take pictures even though it's a cellphone?
Even though it's this small?

Konon：　え？　あ　はぁ・・・
そ・・・そうですね・・・それも今は割と常識と申しますか・・・
Eh? Ah, hah...
That's...that's right...that's fairly commonplace nowadays...

Hades-sensei：　じゃあこっちのデジカメを買えばー・・・
カメラなのに電話ができちゃうってことですか？
Then, if I bought this digital camera
Could I make phone calls, even though it's a camera?

Konon：　なぜ　そこで客の発想に？
Why are you thinking the opposite?!

Hades-sensei：　あっ僕デジカメなら持ってるんですけど
ひょっとしたらそれで電話が？　なんだ・・・だったら別に携帯買わなくても
Ah, I have a digital camera...
Perhaps I could make calls with that? Wow...if that's true, then I wouldn't really need to buy a cellphone...

Konon：　てっ・・・店長！
あ～ん　店長助けてください！
Ma...manager!
Ahhh, please save me, manager!


Page 7
Manager：　ったく・・・
なんなんだ　騒々しい！
大して客も入っとらんのに・・・最近の若いモンは根性が足らん！
Jeez...
What's all that racket...!
We don't even have all that many customers in...young people these days don't have enough will-power!

Konon：　あ～ん　店長～！
痛いっ！
なっ・・・何するんですかぁ～？
Ahhh, manager!
Owww!
Wha...what was that for?

Manager：　やかましい！　こっちのセリフだ　このアホメガネ！
お客様ほっぽり出して何言いに来た？　寝言か？
Shaddup! That's what I should be asking you, you stupid four-eyes!
You neglected a customer and came to tell me something? You sleep-talkin'?

Konon：　そ・・・それがあ　ちょっとややこしいお客様がいらしてまして・・・
機械にうとい上に少々天然な方というか・・・
Th...the thing is...a kind of confusing customer came in...
He's unfamiliar with electronics and he's kind of an airhead...

Manager：　なに・・・？
What...?


Page 8
Manager：　機械オンチな上に天然・・・だと？
He's bad with electronics and he's an airhead...you said?

Text：　インドラ電機マニュアル
～機械オンチの常套句～
例１．「この中で一番いいやつをください」
例２．「テレビで見たアレが欲しいんですけど・・・」
例３．「おすすめってどれですか？」
逃がさずカモれ！
Indra Electronics manual
Cliches with those who are bad with electronics
Example 01. "Please give me the best one out of these."
Example 02. "I want the one I saw on TV."
Example 03. "Which of these would you recommend?"
Get 'em without letting them get away!

Konon：　そ・・・そうなんです　どう対応していいやらで・・・
このままでは電話のできないカメラを不良品扱いされてしまう可能性が・・・
That's...that's right. How should I deal with this...?
At this rate, it's possible he'd treat a camera that couldn't make phone calls as a defective product...

Manager：　ほお・・・
そりゃまた随分カモり甲斐のあるお客様がいらっしゃったなァ・・・
ひっひっひひ　こりゃあいい・・・！　久々にウデが鳴るぜ・・・！
すみません　お客様！
Hoooh...
So, a customer I can totally swindle has come in again, huh...
Hihihihi...this is good...I've been waiting on this for a while...!
I'm sorry, sir!

Hades-sensei：　あ・・・
Ah...

Manager：　大っっ変お待たせいたしましたぁ～
携帯電話をお探しということでお伺いしておりますか～？
We kept you waiting for suuuch a long time.
I heard you're looking for a cellphone; may I be of assistance?


Page 9
Hades-sensei：　あっ・・・
ニコニコ営業ですね！
Ahh...
It's business with a smile!

Manager：　もちろんでございます～　当店のモットーでございますから！
Of course it is! It's this store's motto, after all!

Konon：　ああ・・・もうダメだわ　あの怖いお兄さん
どんな人でもウチの店長の話術にかかったら・・・
Ahh...it's already too late for this scary guy.
No matter who it is, if they get taken in by my manager's smooth talk...

Text：　淀橋常夫・・・通称・おしぼりの淀橋！
全自動大根おろし機１２４、５８０円
十徳リモコン　２、９９０円
その目を塞ぎたくなるほどの押し売りの技術・・・
かく言うあたしも店長の口車に乗せられ・・・欲しくもない電化製品にバイト代を吸い取られる 毎日なのよ！
Yodobashi Tsuneo...popular name, hot towel Yodobashi!
Completely automatic daikon grating machine, 124, 580 yen.
Multipurpose remote control, 2,990 yen.
Sales techniques so aggressive you want to take your own eyes out...
Even I've been taken in by his smooth talk...my part-time job money gets sucked up on electronics I don't even want, every day!

Hades-sensei：　恥ずかしながら携帯を持つのが初めてなもので・・・
使いやすいものだと有り難いんですけど・・・
Although it's embarrassing, this is the first time I've owned a cellphone so...
I'd appreciate one that was easy to use.

Manager：　おまかせください！　取り揃えております！
そうですね～それでしたら・・・
こちらなどどうでしょう～？
なんとご自宅との通話が無料というサーブス付き！
Please leave it to me! We have an assortment!
That's right...well, then...
How about this one?
It comes with a service where you can call to your home free of charge!

Konon：　店長　それ携帯じゃないー！
Manager, that's not a cellphone!

Hades-sensei：　あ・・・それ　僕の家の電話と似てますね・・・使いやすそう
Ohh, it's similar to my home phone. Looks easy to use.

Manager：　ボタンも大きめですし　おすすめですよ！
The buttoms are big as well...I recommend it!

Konon：　そりゃ　だって子機だもん　それ・・・
But that's a cordless phone...


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Manager：　通話に特化したシンプルな機能！
大きく押しやすいボタン！
こちらの逸品６万円でのご提供となっておりま～す
A simple feature specialized for telephone calls!
Veeery easy to press buttons!
It's a rare model offered at 60,000 yen.

Hades-sensei：　６万円・・・？　結構するなあ・・・
でもカタログで見た形態は大体そんな相場だったし・・・
60,000 yen...? That costs quite a bit...
But the ones I saw in the catalog were about that price...

Manager：　ええ　こればっかりは仕方ないんですよね～・・・
どこのお店行ってもそうです
Yes, that's the only thing that can't be helped.
It's going to be that way at any store you go to.

Konon：　それはない・・・
That's...not true...

Manager：　ところが！　当店でこちらの商品をお買い上げいただきますと
なんと！　お値段そのままでこちらの家庭用お電話もプレゼント！
However! If you buy this item at this store...
You get this home telephone as a gift, with the price as is!

Hades-sensei：　ええっ？
それでもお値段そのままなんですか？
Ehhh?
But the price is still the same?

Manager：　ニコニコ営業の成せるワザでございます！
That is only possible at Business with a Smile!

Konon：　だってそれただの親機だし！
そもそもそれがないと子機も使えないし・・・
ふたつ合わせてただの家電だし！
But that's just the main phone!
You couldn't use the cordless phone without that in the first place.
Both of them put together make the home phone!

Hades-sensei：　うーん・・・でもやっぱりちょっと高いなぁ・・・
車の修理費もあるし・・・
もう少し安いのないですか？
Hmm...but that's still a little expensive...
I've got those car repair costs...
Do you have one a little cheaper?

Manager：　う～ん・・・そうですね・・・
そちらより安いモンとなりますと・・・
Hmm...is that so...
As far as a cheaper one is concerned...


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Manager：　こちらなどはどうでしょう？
お値段少々下がりまして５万９千８百円でのご提供です！
How about one like this?
The price is just a little lower, offered at 59,800 yen!

Konon：　差額２００円ー！
いや・・・でも一応今度はちゃんと普通のケータイ（型落ちだけど）
なんだ・・・店長少しマトモに商売する気が・・・
The difference is 200 yen!
No...at least this time it's just a regular cellphone (though it's an old model.)
Wow...does the manager intend to make a somewhat fair sale...?

Hades-sensei：　う・・・結構ボタン小さいんですね・・・
なんだか扱い難しそう・・・
Oh...the buttons are pretty small...
It seems a little hard to handle...

Manager：　先程のものよりお安い品となるとどうしてもねー・・・
そこに差が出てきてしまいますね～
There's no way around it if you want a cheaper product than the previous one.
That's where the difference comes out.

Konon：　な・・・なんてデタラメを・・・
Wha...what complete crap...

Manager：　そこでお客様！　携帯は初めてということでしたしー・・・
このようなプランはいかがでしょう？
月々の基本料金にプラス１万円で携帯の操作方法を完璧にマスターできるDVDがついてきます！
So, sir, you said it was your first time having a cellphone...
How about a plan like this one?
At the basic rate plus 10,000 yen every month, it comes with a DVD on how to perfectly learn to use the phone.

Sign：　あんしんサポート付き
らくらくはじめてプラン
Comes with relief support
Easy first time plan

Hades-sensei：　か・・・完璧に・・・？
Per...perfectly...?

Manager：　もちろん！　どんな機械オンチさんでもバッチリでございます
Of course! No matter if you're bad with electronics, you'll be able to do it perfectly!

Konon：　ダメだ　この人・・・！
根が徹底してる！
There's no hope for him...!
His nature is completely like that!


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Hades-sensei：　う～んでも　月々１万円はやっぱり痛いなぁ
Hmm, but...10,000 yen a month really is a bit much...

Manager：　アラ　そうですか？
しかしそうするとお客様
最低でもこれだけの説明書をお読みいただかないと・・・
Oh, is that so?
Then, sir...
If you don't read at least all these manuals...

Hades-sensei：　うわっ！
Uwaaah!

Manager：　なんせ精密機器ですから・・・素人がヘタにいじると取り返しのつかないことになるかも
知らない間に悪徳業者と契約しちゃったりして・・・
It's a delicate electronic after all so... it might become irreparable if an amateur messes around with it.
Before you know it, you'll be doing things like making contracts with disreputable manufacturers...

Hades-sensei：　あ～　それは確かに心配だなぁ・・・
Ahh...that certainly is worrying...

Manager：　そうでしょう　そうでしょう
悪いことは言いませんよ
That's right, that's right.
Do yourself a favor.

Hades-sensei：　でもこれを読めば大丈夫なんですよね？
勉強は嫌いじゃないし　頑張れるかも・・・
But, would it be okay if I read these?
I don't dislike studying...I can probably try my best...

Manager：　そうでしょう　そうで・・・
えっ？
そうですかね？　迷惑メールや有害サイトのフィルタリングとか
ソフトウェアのアップデートとかお客様おひとりでお出来になります？
Yes, that's -
Eh?
Really? Could you, sir, do things about blocking spam mail and harmful sites
And software updates all on your own?

Hades-sensei：　そ・・・祖父と熊の熱熱々デート？
An...an old man and a bear's passionate date?
[Because I am lazy and can't be arsed to put in my own pun, I will explain. Hades mishears "software" as "sofu (old man) to bear (and bear)" and "update" as "atsuatsu (passionate) date." Muda Scan guys, if you want to try to come up with a pun you can or just...stick this note at the back of the chapter. I...am terrible when it comes to dealing with Japanese puns. Too bad for me, because Japanese is full of them!]

Manager：　できないでしょう？
You probably can't do it, right?

Konon：　結構やるなぁ　あの人・・・
He's doing pretty good...

Manager：　えええい　なんだこの客は！
全然モノを知らないくせに意外としっかりしてやがる・・・！
この俺が・・・客ごときに・・・！　こんなド素人に・・・！
Aaargh, what is with this customer!
Even though he doesn't know anything, he's surprisingly got himself together.
I'll be damned if I'm going to be pushed around...


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Manager：　押し負けてたまるかぁぁ～っ！
まだまだっ！
ウチのサービスはこれくらいじゃあ終わりませんよ！
By a customer like this...by this kind of fucking amateur...!
Not yet!
Our service doesn't end just yet!

Disease demon：　ケケケッ
Ke ke ke.

Text：　病魔名称：　
二枚舌（ライアー）
Disease demon name:
Liar

Hades-sensei：　ん・・・？
あれは・・・
Hmm...?
That's...

Motoyoshi：　それにしても本当災難だったよね
Even so, it really was an accident.


Page 14
Motoyoshi：　美っちゃんのケータイ
Micchan's cellphone.

Mimasaka：　どんだとばっちりだぜ　ったくよぉ～
What a thing to get caught up in, jeez.

Motoyoshi：　あれだけ派手にぶっ壊されちゃ保険対象外だろうしね
まあ　おかげで俺たち助かったんだけど
It isn't covered by insurance, right, being smashed that crazily.
Well, we were saved, thanks to that.

Mimasaka：　まあなー
オレはアシタバはいつかやる男だと思ってたぜ！
２万でイイやつ買えっかな？
I guess so.
I knew Ashitaba would be able to do it one of these days.
Would I be able to buy a good one for 20,000?

Motoyoshi：　充分でしょ
俺　結構詳しいし　任・・・
・・・あれ　ハデス先生じゃない？
It should be enough.
I know all the details, leave it to -
Oh, isn't that Hades-sensei?

Mimasaka：　えっ？
マジかよ！　デジカメもろくに使えねー男がこんなトコに何の用なんだ？
Eh?
Seriously? What is a man who can't even use a digital camera right doing here?


Page 15
Manager：　携帯を置くのに便利な棚にもなるプリンター！
携帯にぶら下げてオシャレなイオン機能付きヘアアイロン！
その他様々なシーンで活用できる延長コードや乾電池ドライバーセット諸々をお付けして・・・
さらにウチの田舎から送られてきたスイカも付けて・・・
お値段ジャスト１０万
冷やして食べると最高！
A printer that becomes a convenient shelf to put your cellphone!
A stylish hair iron with an ion feature to hang on your cellphone!
I'll include various items such as an extension cord and batteries and a variety of screwdrivers you can use ina wide range of situations...
And I'll even add this watermelon sent from my hometown...
The price is just 100,000 yen.
Eating it chilled is the best!

Hades-sensei：　あ・・・あの　お父さん　すみません
ちょっと中断してもらっていいですか・・・
U...um, I'm sorry, sir...
Can I interrupt you for a moment...?

Manager：　え～い　仕方ない！　この携帯入れ専用カバンも付けましょう！
非常時にはお米も炊ける！
よっ　社長買い物上手！
Ehh, I guess it can't be helped! I'll throw in your own personal bag for putting your cellphone in!
You can even cook rice in it in an emergency!
Hey, there sir, what a smart shopper!

Hades-sensei：　それどっちかっていうとお米炊くのメインですよね！
Wouldn't cooking rice be its main feature?!

Text：　持ち運び便利！
Handy for carrying it around!


Page 16
Hades-sensei：　ああ・・・もう仕方ないな・・・
あの・・・一瞬で終わりますから少しジッとしててもらえますか？
Ahh, it can't be helped...
Um...this will be over in a moment so could you hold still for a bit?

Konon：　うわわわ　お客様！　うちの店長に何するおつもりですか？
らら乱暴はやめてください！
Uwawawa! Sir! What are you planning on doing to my manager?
St...st...stop being violent!

Hades-sensei：　えっ？
いや　そんなつもりは・・・えっと・・・どうしよう
Eh?
No...that wasn't my intention...um...what should I do...

Mimasaka：　先生　何やってんだよ
Sensei, what are you doing?

Hades-sensei：　あっ・・・美作くん！　本好くん！
いやその・・・なんだかよくわからないけど困ってて・・・
Ah, Mimasaka-kun! Motoyoshi-kun!
No, that's...I don't really get it but I'm kind of in trouble here...

Motoyoshi：　困ってる？
Trouble?

Manager：　おっ！　お知り合いの方ですか？
どうせす　坊ちゃん　プリンター！
お友達との思い出のフォト刷り放題だよ！
Oh! Is this someone you know?
How about a printer, young man?
You can print treasured pictures with your friends as much as you'd like!

Motoyoshi：　プリンター？
Printer?


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Motoyoshi：　A４サイズでプリント機能しか付いてないのに５万円？
この値段ならせめて複合機とかレーザープリントとか出来ないとでしょ
先生　こんなの買うんですか？
Even though it can only print at A-4 size that only comes with a printer function, it's 50,000 yen?
At this price, if it can't at least be a combination printer or do laser prints...
Sensei, are you going to buy one like this?

Hades-sensei：　そうなの？　僕もよくわからないんだけど・・・
Is that so? I don't really get it...

Motoyoshi：　パソコン持ってないなら要らないですよ
写真プリントくらいならコンビにでもできますし
If you don't own a computer, you won't need it.
If you just want to print pictures, you can do it at a convenience store or something.

Manager：　でも一台あると便利ですよぉ～
一度買っちゃえばお金も手間もかかりません！
But it's convenient if you have one machine!
If you just buy it once, you're saving further time and money!

Motyoshi：　写真プリント代一枚３０円として１６６６枚？
先生そんなに写真撮ります？
At the cost of 30 yen per printed picture, that's 1666 pictures.
Do you take that many pictures, sensei?

Hades-sensei：　いや・・・一生かかってもどうだろうか・・・
No...I don't know about that, even over my entire life...

Motoyoshi：　でしょ？　大体女子でもないのにへアアイロンとか使わないでしょう
炊飯器はまだいいとして・・・一番ひどいのがこのケータイ
３年くらい前の型で５万ってのがまずぼりすぎだし　　このメーカすぐ壊れることで有名なんですよ　　対応最悪って評判だし　　おおかた在庫処分したくてすすめてきてるんでしょうけど・・・聞く耳持たない方がいいですよ
Right? Besides, you won't use hair irons or whatever even though you're not even a girl.
Let's say the ricecooker is all right...the worst is this phone.
It's a model from about three years ago, 50,000 is asking too much. This manufacturer is well-known for them breaking quickly. The software support has a reputation for being the worst. He's probably recommending it to get rid of it from his inventory. It would be best not to listen to him.

Manager：　ぐ・・・う　う・・・
Guh..urgh...


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Motoyoshi：　俺のオススメはこれですね　　ドコマデモのA０６８ワンセグ付いてないけど先生携帯でテレビとか視ないでしょうし　　その分安いですよ　　ディスプレイもフルワイドVGAで画面もはっきりだし　　あと隠れた長所は動作がサクサク動くトコかな　　最近のOSは進化してるけど　　携帯って多機能すぎてあき　　ついていけないトキが
I'd recommend this one, Dokomademo's A068. It doesn't come with 1 SEG but you're not going to watch TV or anything like that with your cellphone. That is what makes it cheaper. Because the display is full-wide VGA, the screen is clear. Also, its advantage is that it operates quickly. The latest OS is evolving. Cellphones are going beyond being multipurpose. When you can't keep up -

Manager：　ぬおおおおおお
小僧っ！　黙ってりゃ好き放題言いやがって・・・
営業妨害で訴えるぞッ！　親にも学校にも言いつけてやる！　
来い！　控え室で身元をー・・・
Nuoooooh!
Boy! I shut up for a moment and you say all the bullshit you want -
I'm going to sue you for disturbing my business! I'm going to tell your parents and your school!
Come on! You can give me your ID at the waiting room -

Motoyoshi：　あっ
Ah!

Mimasaka：　おい　オッサン　てめぇ・・・
Hey, old man, you -

Hades-sensei：　ご迷惑をお掛けしたなら僕も謝りますが
生徒に乱暴しないでもらえますか・・・？
If I've caused you some trouble, I'll apologize but
Could you not get rough with my students?

Manager：　あ・・・あれ？
あんた　先生だったの・・・？
Ah...huh?
You're a teacher?


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Text：　この携帯ください！
こうしてハデス先生は本好のおすすめ携帯を購入した
病魔の抜けた淀橋店長の話術はとたんに冴えわたらなくなり・・・
インドラ電機は閑古鳥が鳴くようになってしまったという・・・
翌日
Give me this cellphone!
And so Hades-sensei purchased the cellphone that Motoyoshi recommended.
Without his disease demon, manager Yadobashi's smooth talk turned unappealing in no time at all.
They say business has become slow at Indra Electronics.
The next day

One of the kids：　えーっ　先生遂にケータイ買ったの？
Eh, sensei finally bought a cellphone?

Kaburagi：　見せて　見せて
Let me see, let me see!

Fuji：　ふーん　結構フツーのやつだ
な・・・
Huh, it's a pretty normal cellphone.
Wha...

One of the kids：　先生・・・
この待ち受け・・・
Sensei...
This background...

Hades-sensei：　ああ・・・それ本好くんが設定してくれたんだよ
Aa, Motoyoshi-kun set that up for me.

One of the kids：　いや・・・先生がいいならいいんですけど・・・
Well...if sensei likes it, then I guess it's okay...