Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 46

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Page 1
Mimasaka：　あ～・・・
今日からプール開きだなっ！
Ahh...
Starting today, the pool is going to be open!

Ashitaba：　プール開きだけど・・・
美作くんなんでそんなテンション高いの？
It is but...
Why are you so excited?

Mimasaka：　お前は・・・アレか？
それでも男か？
草食系通り越して草か？
Are you...that?
And you're still a man?
You go beyond being an herbivore - are you grass?

Ashitaba：　草？
Grass?

Fuji：　お前が何考えるか大体わかるけど・・・
今日男子は器械体操だぞ
I basically get what you're thinking but...
Today the boys are doing artistic gymnastics.

Ashitaba：　は？
Huh?

Fuji：　だから男子と女子はプールの授業別々だって言うってんの
I'm saying, the girls and boys are going to have separate lessons.


Page 2
Yasuda：　なんだとーッ！
What did you say?!

One of the kids：　うわっ！
Uwaaah!

Mimasaka：　安田！
お前　なんですでに水着なんだよ
Yasuda?!
Why are you in a bathing suit already?

Yasuda：　おい　今の話マジなのか？
Hey, is what you said just now true?

Ashitaba：　なんか　今年から授業方式が変わったらしいよ
男女混合だと女子の出席率が悪いからって・・・
It seems they changed the format of the lesson starting this year.
I heard when it was boys and girls together, the girls' attendance was awful...

Yasuda：　今年から？
Starting this year?

Fuji：　そういうことだ　今回はもう諦めろ
お前ここんとこ出ずっぱりだろ　自重しろ
So that's what it is. Just give it up this time.
You've been showing up an awful lot these days. Hold yourself back.

Mimasaka：　確かにこいつのテンションは慣れると飽きてくる
It's true that you start getting sick of his zeal once you get used to it.

Fuji：　だから着替えるなら体操着（こっち）が正解
So if you change your clothes, the track suit is the right one.

Mimasaka：　くそ～・・・楽しみ損だぜ
ぬか楽しみだ・・・
Damn, I lost all of my excitement.
It's just vain excitement...

One of the kids：　何　ぬか楽しみって・・・
What is vain excitement...?


Page 3
Text：　常伏中学校夏の行事①プール開き
いわゆる夏期に行われる一発目の水泳の授業である
常中では本年より男女別・２クラス合同の授業となり女子からは歓喜の男子からは落胆の声があがっている
Tokofushi middle school summer event number one: the opening of the pool.
In other words, it's the first swimming class held in the summer season.
Starting this year at Toko middle school, they turned the lessons into two separate classes for boys and girls. From the girls came voices of delight, from the boys voices of disappointment.

Title：　poolside wars

Hades-sensei：　設置完了・・・
完璧だ
Installation complete...
It's perfect.


Page 4
Hades-sensei：　特製塩素消毒ボックス！
穴という穴から塩素水が噴き出る仕組みです
どうです　才崎先生・・・！　この抜け目ない設計雑菌という雑菌を完璧に・・・
The deluxe chlorine disinfection box!
It's built so that chlorinated water spouts from all these holes.
How it is, Saizaki-sensei! This smart design filters microorganisms perfectly...

Box：　消毒ボックス
順番を守って楽しく使いましょう！
Disinfection box [top]
Let's keep in a line and enjoy using it! [side]

Saizaki：　撤去！
Remove it!

Hades-sensei：　そ　そんな・・・
徹夜して作ったのに・・・
No...no way...
Even though I spent all night making it...

Saizaki：　そろそろ授業も始まりますし・・・先生も保健室にお戻り願えます？
ここは立入禁止になりますので
The class is going to start in a bit...can I ask you to return to the infirmary?
Since this place is off-limits.

Hades-sensei：　立入禁止？
Off-limits?

Saizaki：　水泳の授業中プール内は男子禁制になります
最近女生徒を狙った不埒な事件もよく耳にしますし・・・
注意を厳重にと保護者たっての希望ですのよ
Boys are now prohibited from being in the pool while class is in session.
I've heard there's been a lot of incidents of misconduct that were aimed at the female students lately.
Their guardians wish for their strict protection.

Hades-sensei：　えっ・・・
養護教諭も駄目なんですか・・・？
Eh...
Even the school nurse is not allowed?

Saizaki：　例外はありません！
さあお引取りください！　その箱も持って帰ってくださいね！
No exceptions!
Now, please leave. Take that box with you too.


Page 5
Mimasaka：　安田よォ
いつまでその格好でキゼツしてるつもりだよ
つーかとび箱運ぶの手伝え！
Yasuda.
How long do you plan on being passed out in that pose?
Anyway, help us carry these vaulting boxes!

Ashitaba：　もう授業始まっちゃうし　起こした方がいいよね・・・
Class is going to start. We should probably wake him up...

Yasuda：　いい・・・のか・・・
お前ら・・・それで・・・
Is that...
Okay with you guys...?

The kids：　は？
Huh?

Yasuda：　お前ら　本当にそれでいいのかッ！
そんな規則ごときで楽園（エデン）への侵入を簡単に諦めていいってのか！
俺はちっともよくないぞ！
Is that really okay with you guys!
Are you okay with easily giving up on sneaking into Eden because of rules like that?
I'm not okay with it at all!

Mimasaka：　落ち着け　安田！
引き際をわきまえるのもイイ男の条件だぞ
Calm down, Yasuda!
Knowing when to quit is also a condition for being a good man.

Yasuda：　クソ食らえだ　そんなもん！
うおおおっ
やべー今ので頭がい骨骨折した！
先生俺保健室行って来ます
Just shove it up your ass!
Ohhhh!
Oh, no, just now I fractured my skull!
Sensei, I'm going to the infirmary!

Teacher：　頭がい骨？
Your skull?!

Mimasaka：　しまった　あいつプールに行く気だ
Damn, he's just planning on going to the pool.

Fuji：　なんて執念だよ　しかし・・・
But man, is he ever stubborn...


Page 6
Text：　その頃のプール
Meanwhile at the pool

Saizaki：　さあ！　みんな準備運動はきちんとできましたか？
それではゆっくり足からプールにつかりましょう
・・・って言ったそばから誰ですかっ？
先生の話聞いてた？
Now, did everyone do their warm-up exercises properly?
Then, let's get in the pool slowly starting with our legs.
And just after I got done saying that! Who is that?
Did you hear what I said?

Girl：　花巻さんが足を滑らせて落ちました
Hanamaki-san slipped and fell in.

Girl：　しかも泳げないっぽいです！
And it looks like she can't swim!

Girl：　花ちゃん足つくよ！　落ちついて！
Hana-chan, you'll get a cramp! Calm down!

Saizaki：　い・・・今助けてます！　ちょっと待ってなさい！
I...I'll save you right now! Hang on a moment!

Hachiya：　は～！
やっぱ男子（バカ）いないと平和でいいな～！
Haa!
When those idiot boys aren't here, it really is nice and peaceful.

Kaburagi：　確かに授業はスムーズかも・・・
・・・ん？
あっ見て見てスズメよ！
Class is sure to go smoothly...
Hmm?
Ah, look, look, a sparrow!

Girl：　本当だ！　
かわいい・・・
It really is!
How cute...


Page 7
Kaburagi：　な・・・
せ　先生　今のは・・・？
Wha...
Sensei...just now...

Saizaki：　ああ・・・プールの授業中は侵入者対策としてフェンスの上に電撃が走るようになっています
のぼって遊んだりしないようにね
Yes...as a counter-measure against intruders while our pool class is in session, I've set electricity running along the top of the fence.
Make sure you don't climb and play on it.

Girl：　せ　先生！　悲鳴が・・・
Se...sensei! A scream...

Saizaki：　早速侵入者のようね・・・
放っといて授業を始めますよ
いやらしいことを考えている人に同情の余地はありません！
It seems we have an intruder already...
Let's leave them alone and start class.
I have no sympathy for those who think of doing lewd things.

Hades-sensei：　安田くん
Yasuda-kun.


Page 8
Ｈades-sensei：　一体　何がどうしてこんなことになったんだい？
水着を着ているようだけど・・・
Just how on earth did you get like this?
It looks like you're wearing a bathing suit...

Yasuda：　え？　こ・・・これアレです　その・・・
じ　持病の発作で・・・
Eh? It's...it's that. That...
My chronic disease flared up...

Hades-sensei：　今は　２年生が授業中だからプールには入れないよ
厳重な警備もあることだし・・・用がないなら近づかない方がいい
Right now the second years are having class so you can't go into the pool.
They even have strict defenses. If you don't have any business there, it's best to not get near.

Yasuda：　え・・・
警備？
フェンスの上に電撃８ヵ所
赤外線感知ブザー１６ヵ所
対カメラ・レンズ撃退フラッシュ４ヵ所
以上がハデス先生から聴取した敵陣の情報である
これらを踏まえてこれよりー・・・
Eh...
Defenses?
There are 8 places on the fence with electricity.
There are 16 places infrared perception buzzers.
There are 4 places with anti-camera lens repulsing flashes.
That's all of the enemy camp's information I've heard from Hades-sensei.
Based on this, from here on...


Page 9
Yasuda：　楽園（エデン）陥落群議を執り行う！
I'm going to hold the Eden surrender group discussion.

Fuji：　戻ってくるなりなんだいきなり
What are you doing right after you've came back?

Mimasaka：　ここ１０分でお前の身に一体何があったんだ
Just what happened to you in those 10 minutes?

Boy：　なんだ　また安田がなんかやるのかよ
What, Yasuda's up to something again?

Boy：　学習しねーよねー本当！
なんとかに付ける薬はねーって言うけど
He seriously never learns!
I'm telling you, there is really no helping him.

Mimasaka：　・・・おいちょっとカンジ悪いぞ　オマエら！
確かにコイツはアホだがよ
Hey, that's not cool, you guys.
He is an idiot but...

Yasuda：　そうだ！
本当は女子の水着が見たいくせに意地を張るな！
我慢ダメ！　絶対！
That's right!
Even if you want to see the girls in their bathing suits, don't be stubborn!
Patience is absolutely unacceptable!

Boy： お前の憤りそこ？
Is that what you're resentful over?

Yasuda：　隠されれば見たくなるのが男の性というもの・・・
女どもは触れてはならぬ楽園（エデン）の果実（リンゴ）に手を出したのだ
If you keep it hidden, you'll want to see it - that's the nature of man.
The women have reached out a hand to the apple of Eden that they are not to touch.

Mimasaka：　いや意味わからん
No, I don't get what you're saying.

Boy：　何？　何か楽しそう
What? Sounds interesting.

Boy：　安田の奴今度は何しでかすんだ？
What's Yasuda cooking up this time?


Page 10
Text：　「男」とはー・・・
古来より戦うことを運命づけられた種族である
"Man..."
Has been a species destined to fight since ancient times.

Teacher：　お前らちゃんと授業しろ
Take this class seriously, you guys.

Text：　皆　安田の話を聞いているうちその熱意にあてられ・・・
While everyone listened to Yasuda, they were affected by his enthusiasm...

Boy：　俺山岳部だけど
２、３Ｍの壁くらいならサッと行って戻ってこれるぞ
I'm in the mountaineering club.
If it's about 2 or 3 meters of wall, I can easily go and come back.

Boy：　僕美術部なんだけど・・・
体にタイルの模様描くとかどうかな？
I'm in the art club.
What about me drawing a tile pattern on our bodies or something?

Boy：　わたくし天文部ですが・・・
東南の風吹かせてみせます
I'm in the astronomy club.
I can try to get a south-east wind to blow.

Text：　己の内に秘めた闘争本能が・・・
今・・・目覚めんとしていた！
The instinct to fight that was hiding in each of them...
Now...it was just about to awaken!

Fuji：　なんかわかんねーけど授業潰れそうな展開だな
ラッキー寝てよ
ん？
I don't really get it but it seems like class has gone to hell.
How lucky, I'm gonna sleep.
Hmm?


Page 11
Text：　病魔名称：　盲進（ラッシュ）
Disease demon name: Rush

Boy：　大体なんだよ　警備って！
金のムダ遣いじゃねーか！
What are these "defenses" in the first place?
Isn't that a waste of money!

Boy：　そうだ！　こういう待遇ばっかりするから女が調子に乗るんだ
即刻やめさせるべきだ
The women are getting cocky because they're always treated like that!
We need to stop them right now.

Boy：　別に水着が見たくて言ってるワケではなく・・・
It's not like we're saying this because we want to see them in their bathing suits...

Fuji：　いいや
何も見なかったことにしよう・・・
It's fine...
I'm going to pretend I didn't see anything...

Saizaki：　はーい
それでは皆プールの縁につかまって
平泳ぎのフォームの練習です
All right.
Now then, everyone, hold on to the edge of the pool
And we'll practice the breaststroke form.


Page 12
Saizaki：　ほら花巻さん頑張って
先生が腰を支えておいてあげますからね
Keep at it, Hanamaki-san.
I'll be supporting your lower back for you.

Hanamaki：　こ・・・こうですか・・・？
L...like this...?

Girl：　何の音？
What's that sound?

Girl：　見て！　上よ
Look up!

Girl：　ラジコン？
カメラとかついてんじゃないの～？
A radio-controlled helicopter?
Did they put a camera or something on it?

Girl：　やだぁ
Oh, no!

Girl：　何かぶら下げてるわよ
Something's hanging off of it!

Kaburagi：　確かに気持ち悪いなあ・・・
追い払った方がいいよね？
That is really creepy...
Shouldn't we drive it off?

Text：　塩素球
Chlorine ball

Hachiya：　いっそブッ壊してやんなよ！
In fact, you should destroy it!


Page 13
Boy：　大成功です　大将
It's a great success, general.

Boy：　敵陣は大混乱です
The enemy camp is in chaos.

Boy：　うむあっぱれじゃ
Yes, well done.

Text：　ラジコン　同好会
The radio-controlled club

Text： 生物部
The biology club

Ashitaba：　何気にひどくない？
どうしよう　美作くん　みんな何かヘンだよ
ハデス先生を呼んで来た方がいいんじゃ・・・
Aren't you being awful without realizing it?
What should be do, Mimasaka-kun? Everyone's being weird.
Shouldn't we go and call Hades-sensei...

Mimasaka：　確かにそうみてーだな・・・
じゃっ　俺は女子たちを助けに行ってくるから
オマエは先生を頼む！
Yeah, it certainly seems that way...
Well, I'm off to save the girls!
I'll leave getting sensei to you!

Ashitaba：　えっ？　ちょ・・・
Eh? Wai...


Page 14
Yasuda：　よし！　敵が混乱している間に突っ込むぞ！
サバゲー部作戦を頼む！
All right! While the enemy is confused, we'll go in!
I'll leave the strategy to you, survival game club!

Boy：　侵入者撃退が目的ならおそらく正面の警備が一番薄いと思われます
先生も誤って内部の者を巻き込むリスクは避けたいはずですからね
If keeping out intruders is their goal, then it seems that their front defenses will be the weakest.
Sensei probably wants to avoid the risk of accidentally getting people on their side involved.

Text：　ＳＧ同好会
Survival game club

Boy：　待て　安田　お前残れ
Wait, Yasuda, you stay here.

Yasuda：　えっ
Eh?

Boy：　そうだ　大将は最後まで残るべきだ
That's right. The general should stay here until the very end.

Yasuda：　なんだと・・・いや・・・まあそういうことなら・・・
What are you saying...no...well, if I did that...

Boy：　よし行くぞ　みんな！
俺たちで活路を拓け！
All right, let's move out, everyone!
Let's open up an escape route!

Saizaki：　みんな　落ち着きなさい　ただのセミのぬけがらよ
まったく・・・誰のこんなイタズラをする人は・・・
Calm down, everyone, they're just cicada husks.
Jeez...who pulled such a prank...

Boy：　俺たちもプールに入れろーっ！
Let us in the pool too!

Boy：　男女別授業反対！
We oppose boys' and girls' separate classes!

Saizaki：　ええっ！
Whaaaat!


Page 15
Boy：　当たり前のようだがみんな水着だ
まさに楽園（エデン）！
Of course, they're all in bathing suits.
This is surely Eden!

Girl：　何しに来たのよ　あんたらーっ！
What did you guys come here for!

Girl：　やだぁ
No!

Girl：　バカじゃないの
Are you idiots?

Girl：　最低
Disgusting.

Kaburagi：　なんだかよくわからないけど・・・
これ以上奥には進ませないわよ
I don't really get it but...
I'm not letting you get in any farther than this!

Girl：　アタシらもビート板で援護射撃だ！
We'll provide back-up with a beat board!

Girl：　返り討ちにしちゃえ！
Turn the tables on them!

Saizaki：　こ・・・
こら！　ダメよ　あなたたちまで！　やめなさい！
He...
Hey! Don't! Even you guys! Stop it!

Hades-sensei：　アシタバくん
Ashitaba-kun.

Ashitaba：　は
はい　なんでしょう・・・
Y...
Yes, what is it?


Page 16
Hades-sensei：　今日２年生は格闘技の授業でもやってるのかな？
次々ケガ人が運ばれて来るんだけど・・・
Were the second years having a martial arts class or something today?
Injured people are being carried in one by one...

Ashitaba：　いや・・・そういう訳ではないんですけど・・・
なぜかみんな血気盛んになっちゃってて・・・
No...it's not anything like that...
For some reason, everyone got all pumped up...

Hades-sensei：　微かな　病魔の気配が複数・・・
空間影響型が蔓延してるのか？
しかしやけに皆幸せそうだな・・・
生徒を疑うことなんてしたくないけど・・・
どうしてもひとりの人物が頭をよぎる
It's faint...several hints of disease demons...
Is a space-influencing type spreading around?
But they all seem so happy...
I don't want to suspect the students but...
Just one person crosses my mind.

Ashitaba：　僕も原因は彼のような気がしてます
I've also got a feeling like he's behind this.

Yasuda：　戦況はどうなってる？
What's the situation like?

Boy：　芳しくありません　次々負傷者が出ております
It's awful. The casualties are appearing one after the other.

Boy：　バケモノ並みに強い女子に手をこまねいています
A strong girl like a monster just stood there, watching it all.

Yasuda：　なんだと～？
ではやはりそろそろ俺の出番・・・
What?
Well, then, it's really about time that I came out -

Boy：　なりません！　こんなに早く総大将が出てきては我が軍の士気に関わります
You can't! If the supreme commander were to come out this early, it would affect the morale of our troops.

Boy：　ここは我々雑兵にお任せを！
Leave it to us ordinary soldiers!


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Hades-sensei：　安田くん！
Yasuda-kun!

Yasuda：　アシタバと・・・ゲッ
ハデス先生！
Ashitaba and...geh!
Hades-sensei!

Hades-sensei：　やっぱり君が絡んでたか・・・
You really were involved in this after all...

Boy：　大将お逃げ下さい！
ここは我らにお任せを！
General, please escape!
Leave this to us!

Yasuda：　すまん！　恩に着る！
I'm sorry! I owe you one!

Hades-sensei：　あっ
Ahh...

Boy：　アシタバ殿・・・まさかお主が謀反を企てようとは・・・
Ashitaba-dono...to think that you'd plan an uprising...

Ashitaba：　む・・・謀反って・・・
Up...uprising...

Boy：　密告とは卑怯なり
Your betrayal is cowardly.

Hades-sensei：　まずはこっちを何とかしよう
First off, let's do something about this.

Text：　こうして第三勢力の介入により幕を閉じたこの戦いは
後に常伏・夏の陣と呼ばれ　教員や他クラスの生徒の間でしばらくバカにされることとなるのであった
And so, because of the intervention of a third force, the curtain closed on this battle.
Later called the "Tokofushi Summer Battle,"they started to be made fun of for a while by the teachers and students in other classes.


Page 18
Hades-sensei：　さあ捕まえたよ　安田くん
プールにはしゃぐ気持ちもわかるけど・・・
授業を中断させるのはよくないことだよ
ちゃんと才崎先生に謝りに行こうね
Now I've caught you, Yasuda-kun.
I understand you're excited about the pool but...
It wasn't good that you interrupted class.
Let's go apologize to Saizaki-sensei properly.

Yasuda：　はい・・・
申し訳ありませんでした
Yes...
I'm very sorry.

Hades-sensei：　思ったより素直だな・・・
反省してくれたんだね　安田くん・・・
He's being more obedient than I thought he would be...
Yasuda-kun's reflected on what he did...

Yasuda：　当初の予定通りとはいかなかったものの・・・
どっちにしろこれならプールに内に入ることができる！　結果オーライ！
これぞ　反省振舞（したふり）の計！
Although I didn't get to go like I'd planned at first...
In any case, I'll be able to get into the pool! It turned out okay in the end!
This is the pretending-to-have-reflected plan!

Hades-sensei：　才崎先生　安田くんを連れて来ました
Saizaki-sensei, I've brought Yasuda-kun.

Yasuda：　水着！　水着！
Bathing suits! Bathing suits!

Saizaki：　ありがとうございます　ハデス先生・・・
お手数おかけしますわ・・・
Thank you, Hades-sensei...
You went through so much trouble...

Yasuda's eye：　水着
Bathing suits!


Page 19
Yasuda：　なっ・・・
なんだよ　みのりちゃん　その格好！
謝りついでにようやく水着が見られると思ったのに・・・
なんでジャージ着てんだよーッ！
Wha...
What's with those clothes, Minori-chan!
Even though I thought I could finally see you in a bathing suit while I apologized...
Why are you wearing a jersey!

Saizaki：　もう授業はとっっっくに終わったのよ　安田くん
Class already ended a loooong time ago, Yasuda-kun.

Yasuda：　ちょ・・・
ちょっと待ってこれで終わり？　もう１９ページ？
おかしいだろ　俺一目も水着見てないぞ
Wa...
Wait a minute, with this, it's over? It's already been 19 pages?
That's weird. I didn't get even once glance at a bathing suit.

Saizaki：　安田くん　ちょっとは反省なさい！
Yasuda-kun! Reflect on what you did a little!

Yasuda：　そ・・・
そんなぁ～っ！
N...
No waaaaaaay!

Text：　安田の悲痛な叫びは学校中に響きわたったという
Yasuda's bitter cry echoed all throughout the school.

Hades-sensei：　どうしてこんな寝ちがえ方したの？
Why did you sleep in such a weird position?

Fuji：　とび箱の上で爆睡して・・・
Because I totally fell asleep on top of the vaulting box...

Text：　それはそうと本日の保健室は大盛況でした
Incidentally, the infirmary was a huge success that day.