Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 50

We've reached 50 finally! \o/ Only...wow, 38 left to go. Take that however you want :D Thanks forever to umeboshi110 for the help. Reserved for Muda Scans.

Page 1
Mitogawa：　祝！　「保健室の死神」－・・・
一周年突破！
Congratulations! It's Hokenshitsu no Shinigami's
One year breakthrough!

Hades-sensei：　おめでとうございます
Congratulations!

Mitogawa：　しかし君も赴任したての頃と比べてずいぶん顔が変わったなあ
キモ可愛くなったとでも言うべきか・・・
「保健室の死神」は君の怖い顔にちなんでつけたタイトルなのにこれではタイトル詐欺になってしまうぞ
But your face has changed a lot compared to how it was when you were first hired.
Should I say you've become "ugly cute"?
Even though the title "Hokenshitsu no Shinigami" is named for your scary face, now the title will end up being false advertising.

Hades-sensei：　別にそこはいいんじゃないですか・・・
That's fine, isn't it?

Mitogawa：　大体の漫画のジャンル「学園ホラーコメディ」の「ホラー」要素の９割は君の顔のことなのだ
このままではこの漫画の独創性を損なう事態となりかねない！
In the first place, 90% of the "horror" element of the manga's genre of "school horror comedy" is your face.
At this rate, it'll possibly hurt the manga's originality!

Hades-sensei：　そこも別にいいじゃないですか
僕は平和な方が嬉しいですし・・・
Isn't that all right too?
I prefer things to be peaceful...

Mitogawa　そうはいかん これは君だけの問題ではないのだ
是が非でも元の恐ろしい顔面を取り戻すぞ
Not exactly. This problem doesn't concern only you.
We'll get your original scary face back by any means possible.

Hades-sensei：　えっ？
ちょ・・・ちょっと待って下さい
それは・・・！
あ～っ！　もうなんてことするんですか！
く・・・落ちない・・・
Eh?
H-hang on a minute!
That's -
Ahhhh! Jeez, what have you done?!
Kuh...it won't come off...

Mitogawa：　うむ　　中々どうして似合っているぞ
さて　私は集合扉のためのお色直しでもしようかな
Hmm. Strangely, it really fits you.
Now then, I've got to go get changed for the gathering on the title page.

Text on the sidebar： みんなのおかげで連載一周年！　だけど少しモメてる・・・？
It's the first anniversary thanks to all of you! But they're squabbling over something...?


Page 2
Title：　波乱の林間学校・前編
The Troubled Camp School: Part One


Page 3
Yasuda：　ちょっと待ったぁ！
Hang on a minute!

Mitogawa：　君は・・・
That's...

Hades-sensei：　安田くん？
Yasuda-kun?

Yasuda：　ちょっと待ってください　なんで俺　扉にいないんですか？
「保健室」屈指の人気キャラであるこの俺が・・・
Hang on! Why wasn't I in the opening page?
I'm one of the most popular characters in "Hokenshitsu!"

Saizaki：　それは　私が説明します
I can explain that.

Hades-sensei：　才崎先生
Saizaki-sensei.

Saizaki：　いい？　安田くんここ一年の間で君を中心にして起こった騒動は実に４回！
とても反省しているとは思えない回数だわ・・・
謹慎措置につき君は今回カラーページには出られません
Look, Yasuda-kun, you've been in the thick of the trouble that's happened here four times over the past year.
There's been so many times I doubt you've really reflected on what you did.
As a disciplinary measure, you won't be appearing in the color page this time.

Yasuda：　なっ・・・
え～っ！
Wha...
Ehhh!

Hades-sensei：　や・・・安田くん・・・
Ya...Yasuda-kun...

Mitogawa：　めげずに頑張るのだ　少年よ
Keep on without getting discouraged, young boy.


Page 5
Text：　それはそれとして常中２年生は今日から林間学校
みんなで山へ来ています
もちろんハデス先生も・・・
Well, that aside, starting today, Toko middle school's second years will be attending a camp school.
Everyone has gone to the mountains.
Of course, Hades-sensei too.

Hades-sensei：　うん　良し・・・
Hmm, all right.

Text：　いつも通りです
The same as always.

Hades-sensei：　みんなこの川の水はきれいだよ
The water from this stream is clean, everyone.

Fuji：　マジ？　それ飲めんの？
Seriously? Can we drink it?

Mimasaka：　大ゲサなんだよ　いちいちよ
He's so over-the-top about everything.

Mitogawa：　確かに喉がかわいたなぁ
I sure am thirsty.


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Mitogawa：　私にも水を汲んでもらえます？
ハデス先生？
Could you get some water out for me too?
Hades-sensei?

Hades-sensei：　はい・・・
三途川さん・・・
Yes...
Mitogawa-san...

Mitogawa：　今回は私も研修を引率するぞ
I'll be leading the training as well this time.

Hades-sensei：　なんですか　その格好　
What's with those clothes?

Mitogawa：　だって君たかが林間学校を校長が引率するのも妙だろう
ならば生徒に扮せばと思ってな
But it's strange for the school principal to be leading a mere camp school.
So, I thought if I dressed up as a student...

Hades-sensei：　そっちの方がはるかに妙と思いますが・・・
That's probably a lot stranger...


Page 7
Mitogawa：　堅いことを言うな　こちらもそうあんまり楽しい用事で引率するわけでもないのでね
それに・・・その「用事」
君にまったく関係のない話でもない
ただ行事に紛れて行けば旅費が経費で落とせるなぁと・・・
Don't be stubborn. It's not like I'm going to be leading to have fun, you see.
Besides, that "business"that I have to attend to...
It's not exactly something you have no connection with.
I was thinking that if I can just sneak into this event and go, I can put it down as a travel expense.

Hades-sensei：　あ・・・そ　そうですか・・・
と言うっつ　詳細は一切教えてくれないし・・・
相変わらず何を考えているのか読めない人だ
Ah...is...is that so...?
That said, she won't tell me any of the details...
I can't figure out what she's thinking, like always...

Saizaki：　・・・先生
ハデス先生！
Sensei.
Hades-sensei!

Hades-sensei：　才崎先生　どうかされましたか？
Saizaki-sensei. Is something the matter?

Saizaki：　最後尾の様子を見に来たんです
もう列の先頭は研修施設へ入りま・・・
あんな生徒２年生にいたかしら・・・
I came to see what was happening at the end of the line.
The front of the line has already reached the camp site -
Was there a student like that in the second year...?

Mitogawa：　堂々としていれば意外にばれんものだな
If I do it right out in the open, I won't get found out, surprisingly.

Hades-sensei：　先生は肝が据わりすぎです！
Sensei, you're being too brave!


Page 8
Saizaki：　皆さん　手元にプリントは行き渡りましたか？
それではこれよりオリエンテーリングを始めます！
これから皆には二人一組になって山中にあるポイントを回ってもらいます
各ポイントには担当の先生がいますから・・・
そこで先生に出された課題をクリアして戻ってくるのが目的よ
Did the flyer reach everyone?
Well, then, let's start the orienteering now!
After this, everyone will split into groups of two and go around to these points in the mountains.
The object is to clear the challenge given to you by the teachers there and come back.

Fuji：　メチャクチャダルイな・・・
That's so much work...

Mimasaka：　やってらんねー
I can't do it.


Page 9
Saizaki：　ちなみに今日の晩ご飯は班ごとにカレーを作ってもらいますが
そのための食材はこの課題を達成しなければ手に入りません！
みんな具なしカレーを食べたくなければしっかり頑張るように！
ではA組から順番にくじ引きをして下さい
By the way, today's dinner will be curry made by each group.
You won't get the ingredients for it unless you accomplish these challenges.
Everyone, make sure to work hard if you don't want to eat curry without ingredients!
Well, then, please draw numbers in order starting with the A-group.

Someone：　うえ～っ　めんどくさ～い
Urgh, how annoying.

Fuji：　サボッたら飯ヌキってことかよ
If we slip out, we won't get dinner.

Ashitaba：　正確には具ヌキだけどね・・・
To be more specific, it's without ingredients.

Mimasaka：　マジメな奴と組めることを祈るしかねーな
We don't have any choice but to pray we get put with someone who's hard-workin'.

Saizaki：　どこへ行かれるのかしら　ハデス先生？
Where might you be going, Hades-sensei?

Hades-sensei：　うっ・・・
Uh...

Saizaki：　大層なお荷物ですことね・・・
That's an awful lot of luggage...

Hades-sensei：　こ・・・これは・・・その・・・
さ・・・山中で生徒の身に何かあってはと・・・
W-well, that's -
I was thinking what if something were to happen to a student in the mountains -

Saizaki：　いい加減　落ち着きなくウロウロするのはやめて下さい！
養護教諭は施設内で待機！　よろしいですね？
Enough! Would you stop wandering around all nervously!
The school nurse has to be on standby here! All right?


Page 10
Ashitaba：　１２番・・・
もうみんな結構ペアになってるな・・・
Number 12...
Most everyone has already paired up...

Mimasaka：　なんでよりによってテメーなんだよ！
女子と組ませろ　女子とーッ！
Why you of all people?!
Put me with a girl!

Otemoto：　クラス委員の僕と組むことの一体何が不満なんだ
Why on earth are you so unhappy being paired with me, the class committee member?

Ashitaba：　男女混合なんだ・・・女子とペアだったらやだな～・・・
絶対　会話続けらんないよ・・・
えーっと・・・１２番の人・・・
There are boys and girls mixed together...I don't want to get paired with a girl...
I definitely wouldn't be able to keep up the conversation...
Um, someone with number 12...

Mitogawa：　はい
よろしくね　アシタバくん
Right here.
Let's work hard, Ashitaba-kun.


Page 11
Fuji：　おい　５番のヤツいねーのかよ！
Hey, where's the person who get 5!

Girl：　藤くんとペアの子誰だろ～・・・
Who's the kid Fuji-kun's paired up with...?

Girl：　一生分の幸運使い果たしたヤツよきっと
It's gotta be someone who used up enough luck to last them a lifetime.

Hanamaki：　どうしよう・・・
一生どころか来世ぶんの運まで使っちゃったんじゃないのこれ・・・
できることならこの運命を享受しないで心穏やかに研修を終えたい・・・
で　でで　で　でも　ど　どうすれば・・・
What should I do?
Forget a lifetime - this used up enough luck for the next life too...
If I could, I want to finish
B-b-b-b-but, w-what should I do...

Fuji：　花巻！
Hanamaki!

Hanamaki：　ぶああああううう
Buaaaauuuh!

Fuji：　お前　あぶれてんの？
なあ　番号５番だったりしねー？
Are you being left out?
Hey, you don't happen to have a number 5, do you?

Hanamaki：　え・・・あ・・・
あっ・・・あの・・・
え・・・と・・・
Eh...ah...
Uh...um...
Uhh...


Page 12
Fuji：　うおっ！
バカお前　それ！　紙！
何やってんだよ　アホか！　吐け！
ん？　何？
いいの？
えっ？
Ohh!
You idiot! That's paper!
The hell are you doing? Are you stupid? Spit it out!
Hmm? What?
It's okay?
Ehhh!

Hanamaki：　う・・・うう　うう～っ・・・
Uuuuhhh...

Fuji：　お前一体なんなんだよ！
Just what the heck is up with you!

Mimasaka：　藤テメー女子泣かしてんじゃねーよ！
Fuji, you bastard, don't make girls cry!

Ashitaba：　藤くんがあんなに焦るのもめずらしいね・・・
It's unusual to see Fuji-kun to get so worked up...


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Hades-sensei：　はあ～・・・
Haaaah...

Text：　待機中
On stand-by

Hades-sensei：　はあ～・・・
Haaaaah...

Person：　あ・・・あの人ですオーナー・・・
どうも今日来てる中学校の先生みたいなんですけど・・・
It...it's that man, owner...
It seems like he's a teacher from the school that came here today but...

Person：　うーん確かにあの辺りだけお通夜みたいな空気だな・・・
とりあえずため息を吐くのをやめていただくよう頼んでみるか・・・
Hmm, yeah, just that part of the room feels like a wake...
I guess I'll try asking him to stop sighing first...

Keiichi：　なんだこの部屋ずいぶん辛気臭ェな～！
幽霊でも来てんじゃアねーのか
Oh, man, this room feels really depressing!
Did a ghost or something get in here?

Niburu：　ちょっとでかい声出さないでよ・・・迷惑でしょ～・・・
Could you not be so loud? It's annoying...

Hades-sensei：　ん・・・
・・・ん？
Hm...
Hmm?


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Keiichi：　あっ
Ahh!

Hades-sensei：　な・・・！
Wha -

Keiichi：　あ・・・あ～っ！
逸人！
Ah...ahhh!
Itsuhito!

Hades-sensei：　人違いということにしないかお互い・・・
Why don't we pretend that we got the wrong person...?

Keiichi：　いっぺん目ェ合わせといてそれはねーだろ　お前
こんなトコで何やってんだよ
How can you say that after we already looked each other in the eye!
What are you even doing here?

Hades-sensei：　仕事・・・くそ・・・やられた 三途川先生だな・・・！
Work...shit...I've been tricked. It's Mitogawa-sensei...!

Niburu：　な～んだ　やっぱりあんたも来たの・・・
できれば会いたくなかったけど用が用だし　仕方ないわね
Huuuh, so you did come too after all...
I didn't want to see you if at all possible but business is business. It can't be helped.

Hades-sensei：　用？　三途川先生の用事が何か知ってるのか？
Business? Do you have any idea about what Mitogawa-sensei is doing?

Niburu：　先生から何も聞かされてないの？
You haven't been told anything from sensei?

Keiichi：　えっ
えっ？
Eh
Eh?


Page 15
Niburu：　「劣等感（ユーズレス）」の卑川鉄生が所持していた不思議な水晶に関わってそうな人に合わせてくれるそうよ
詳しいことは私も聞かされてないけど・・・
It looks like she's going to let us meet someone who seems to have a connection to the strange crystal that Useless's Hikawa Tetsuo owned.
I haven't heard all the details about it either...

Keiichi：　あの・・・
Um...

Hades-sensei：　どうもこの近くに住んでるみたいね～　その人・・・
It seems like it's someone who lives in this area.

Hades-sensei：　卑川・・・！
あの占い師の・・・
Hikawa...
That fortuneteller...

Niburu：　どこ行く気？　先生
勤務中なんでしょ
三途川先生が今までこれをあなたに言わなかった理由を考えたら？
急いでどうにかなる問題じゃない・・・・
ましてやひとりでもね・・・
Where are you thinking of going, sensei?
You are at work.
Have you thought about why Mitogawa-sensei hasn't told you anything until now?
This isn't a problem where you can work something out by rushing.
Not to mention by yourself.

Keiichi：　う・・・
ウソだろ・・・
お・・・俺は・・・鈍ちゃんが・・・２人で山奥の宿泊施設に行こうなんて言うから・・・
てっきり遂に鈍ちゃんが俺に身も心も許してくれたのだとばかり・・・
色々準備して来たのに・・・
N...
No way...
I...I...Niburu, you said...the two of us would go to a place within the mountains...
I thought for sure that at last Niburu-chan was going to open up both body and soul to me...
Even though I've gone and made all kinds of arrangements...

Niburu：　それは残念ね
That's too bad.


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Niburu：　まあ　そういうわけだからいずれ会いましょ
それじゃ～ね・・・
Well, that's that so let's meet up at some point.
See you then.

Keiichi：　あれっ？
Huh?

Niburu：　あんたもよ
You too.

Keiichi：　イッ
Eee!

Niburu：　経一　あんた最近逸人にほだされ過ぎだわ
Keiichi, lately you've been taken in by Itsuhito too much.

Keiichi：　えっ？
なんだよ鈍・・・妬いてんのか
Eh?
What, Niburu...you jealous?

Niburu：　違うわよ　バカ言わないで
わたし達の目的・・・忘れたの？
こちとらそんな温い覚悟で「友達」やってんじゃあないのよ・・・
あいつの価値観を・・・「冷血(クルエル)」をどうにかするまでは
わたし逸人を許すつもりないわよ
No, don't be stupid.
Have you forgotten our goal?
We aren't being "friends"with some halfhearted resolve like that.
Until we can do something about his values and "Cruel"
I don't plan on forgiving him.

Keiichi：　逸人もガンコだけど・・・
鈍ちゃんも相当だよなぁ
Itsuhito is stubborn but...
Niburu-chan is pretty bad too...

Niburu：　何？
What?

Keiichi：　なんでもねエよ！
Nothing!


Page 17
Text：　一方その頃のオリエンテーリング
Meanwhile, orienteering at that time

Girl：　ねーねー　鏑木さんってさァ
好きな人いるの？
Hey, hey, Kaburagi-san.
Is there anyone you like?

Kaburagi：　うぇっ？
Uehh?

Hachiya：　おっ　いい反応
こりゃあいるな！
Oh, that's a good reaction.
Then there is!

Girl：　うそォ　誰？　誰？
No way! Who? Who?

Hachiya：　藤とか言うなよ　鉄板すぎだから
Don't say Fuji or something. That's way too typical.

Kaburagi：　えっ・・・
嘘　何これ　言わなきゃダメなの？
Eh...
No way...what the heck is this! I have to say...?

Girl：　あーでも鏑木さん結構藤くんと話すよねー
Ahh, but Kaburagi-san, you talk to Fuji-kun a lot.

Girl：　実際どうなの？　仲いいの？
What's the real story here? Do you get along with him?

Kaburagi：　あっ　それは違うよ　私　もっと優しくて頑張ってる人が好きだもん
藤くんはやる気ないし口調キツイしそういう意味では全然違う
それならまだアシタバくんとか美作くんの方がよっぽど素敵・・・
Ah, that's not it. I like someone nicer and more hardworking.
Fuji-kun doesn't have any motivation and he has a harsh way of speaking - that's definitely not what I meant.
If that were the case, someone like Ashitaba-kun or Mimasaka-kun would be much better.

Hachiya：　スゲェ一刀両断
That's pretty straightforward.


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Kaburagi：　も・・・本好くん・・・
Mo...Motyoshi-kun...

Motoyoshi：　あ蝶間林さん
このキノコ食べられるよ
Ah, Choumabayashi-san.
You can eat these mushrooms.

Girl：　食べられるキノコ？
Mushrooms you can eat?

Choumabayashi：　家庭科の飯田先生の課題なのよ
ついでにあなたたちも採って行けば？
It's the home economics teacher's challenge.
Why don't you guys pick these too while we're at it...?

Teacher：　あらあらまあまあ
こんなにたくさん！
みなさんとっても優秀花マル合格です！
Oh my goodness!
There's so much!
Everyone passed with flying colors!

Text：　家庭科担当
飯田米菓
In charge of home economics
Iida Maika

Teacher：　はいカレーのお野菜よ
たくさん食べてね
Here's the curry vegetables.
Eat a lot!

Girl：　やったー！
We did it!

Kaburagi：　ありがとう　本好くん！
Thanks, Motoyoshi-kun!

Motoyoshi：　どういたしまして
You're welcome.

Teacher：　私の課題はなんということはない　　初歩的な関数の問題である
My challenge isn't much. It is a basic function problem.


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Teacher：　ただし少々解答用紙が入手しづらい場所にあるので・・・
ファイト一発パートナーと力を合わせて頑張ることだ
But it's just that the answer sheets are in a place that's a little hard to reach...
You'll have to join forces with your partner for this one and work hard.

Boy：　円　アホかー！
Madoka, are an idiot!

Boy：　ハゲ散らかせ　七三！
You balding side-part!

Teacher：　文句言うなら肉はやらん
You can't get any meat if you complain.

Text：　数学担当
円正数
In charge of mathematics
Madoka Masakazu

Teacher：　ムッ
こらこそA組藤！　ワンマンプレーは許可しない！
ちゃんと２人一緒に登って来るように
Hmm.
Hey, Fuji on the A-group! You don't have permission to go it alone.
Make sure the two of you climb up together.

Fuji：　あ～
クソ・・・めんどくせえ事やらせやがって・・・
行くぞ　花巻
Ahh...
Damn, making me doing annoying shit...
Let's go, Hanamaki.

Hanamaki：　は・・・はい！
R-right!

Fuji：　ほら　早く
Here, hurry up.

Hanamaki：　ひゃあっ！
Hiiaaah!

Fuji：　お前　マジでなんなんだよ！
Seriously, what the heck are you doing!


Page 20
Teacher：　えー　それでは・・・
まんが雑誌「週刊少年ジャンプ」からの出題です
Um, well, then...
Mine is a test from the manga magazine "Weekly Shounen Jump."

Text：　社会担当
大海原航
In charge of social studies
Oounabara Wataru

Mimasaka：　社会科関係ねぇ！
That doesn't have anything to do with social studies!

Teacher：　そんなことない！　ギリギリ日本史だ！
That's not true! It's nearly Japanese history!

Ashitaba：　そ　そうですか・・・
Re...really?

Mitogawa：　ふっ・・・小賢しい
「少年ジャンプ」を創刊号から毎週欠かさず読んでいるこの私に挑もうとは・・・
片腹痛いぞ　大海原先生！
Hmm...how impertinent.
To think you're challenging me, who has never failed to read "Shounen Jump" each week since the first issue...
That's absurd, Oounabara-sensei!

Teacher：　なにっ？
き・・・貴様　何奴？
What?!
W-who the hell are you?

Text：　こうして生徒たちは数多の試練をくぐり抜け
次々とカレーの食材を獲得していった
And so the students went through a multitude of tests
And got the ingredients for the curry one-by-one.

Mitogawa：　福神漬けとらっきょうGET！
I've got the pickled vegetables and leeks!

Otemoto：　あれは強奪したと言うんじゃ・・・
Isn't that just robbing?

Mimasaka：　いいんじゃねーの　海賊ということで
Isn't it okay? He is a pirate, you know.

Ashitaba：　三途川先生本当に一体いくつなんだ・・・
Just how old is Mitogawa-sensei...?


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Text：　調理場
The kitchen

Saizaki：　あら？
アシタバくん　ひとりなの？
ペアの子は？
Huh?
Ashitaba-kun, are you by yourself?
Where's your partner?

Ashitaba：　あっ？
え・・・えっと！　その・・・
トイレです
・・・って言ったきりずっと戻って来ないんだけど
言わない方がいいよな・・・
Ah?
Um...um! Well...
In the bathroom.
After she said that, she never came back.
It's best if I don't say anything about it.

Saizaki：　あらそう
ならいいんだけど・・・ところで
ハデス先生は見なかった？
Oh, I see.
Well, that's fine...by the way
You haven't seen Hades-sensei, have you?

Ashitaba：　え？
Huh?

Saizaki：　そろそろしびれを切らして調理場にやってきそうなものだけれど・・・
まあ　ロッジで大人しくしてくれているのはいいことだわ
He should be getting tired of waiting and I thought he might come to the kitchen soon.
Well, it's a good thing he's staying nice and quiet at the lodge.

Ashitaba：　ハデス先生と三途川先生がセットでいない・・・？
怪しい
そういう時って大概・・・
Hades-sensei isn't here, along with Mitogawa-sensei...?
That's weird...
Usually, at times like these...


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Mitogawa：　あ～　楽しかった
Ahh, I really enjoyed that.

Hades-sensei：　・・・向こう放ったらかしにして大丈夫なんですか？
Was it really okay to leave the others alone?

Mitogawa：　代理の者を呼んである　問題ない
I've already called for a replacement. It's not a problem.

Text：　代理
Replacement

Mitogawa：　しかし昼間動きすぎてさすがに疲れたなあ
逸人くんおんぶしてくれんかね
But I've done too much this afternoon and as you'd expect, I'm pretty worn out.
Itsuhito-kun, carry me on your back, will you?

Hades-sensei：　えっ？
Eh?

Keiichi：　いやいや　ここは俺が
No, no, I'll do it.

Niburu：　あら　わたしよ
Oh, I will.

Hades-sensei：　大人気でよかったですね
I'm glad you're so popular.

Mitogawa：　ん・・・見えてきたな
あの建物だ
Hmm...I can see it.
It's that building.


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Hades-sensei：　これは・・・
It's a...

Niburu：　庵？
Hermitage?

Misao：　おきゃく様ですか？
Are you guests?

Hades-sensei：　君は・・・
You're...

Misao：　ハデス・・・せん・・・せい・・・？
Hades-sen...sei?