Hokenshitsu no Shinigami 60

Probably not my best work, blegh. Reserved for Muda Scans.

Page 1
Ashitaba：　うわ～っ　やばい　寝坊した！
も・・・もう走んなきゃ間に合わない
あっ？
藤くん？
な・・・何してるの・・・
Uwaaah! Crap, I overslept!
J...jeez, if I don't run, I won't make it in time.
Ah?
Fuji-kun?
Wh-what are you doing...?

Fuji：　おす
何って登校と・・・あとメシ食ってるけど
お前こそ　急がねーと遅刻じゃん
Hey.
"What...?" I'm going to school...and eating breakfast.
Same to you. If you don't hurry, you'll be late.

Ashitaba：　ふ・・・藤くんは急がなくていいの・・・？
F-Fuji-kun, is it all right for you not to hurry...?

Fuji：　え？　別に　１分遅れようが１０分遅れようが大して変わんねーだろ
まあでもお前は急いどけよ　俺のことはいいからさ
Eh? It's doesn't matter. It doesn't matter much if I'm late by 1 minute or by 10.
But you go ahead and hurry. I'll be fine.

Saizaki：　時田くん
Tokita-kun.

Kid：　はい
Here.

Saizaki：　花巻さん
Hanamaki-san.

Hanamaki：　はい
Here.


Page 2
Saizaki：　藤くん
・・・藤くん？　あら？
具合でも悪いの？
Fuji-kun.
Fuji-kun...? Huh?
Are you not feeling well?

Ashitaba：　あ！　大丈夫です　寝てるだけなんで・・・
はは・・・
Ah! He's fine. He's just sleeping...
Ha ha...

Saizaki：　美作くん
Mimasaka-kun.

Mimasaka：　はい
Here.

Saizaki：　本好くん
Motoyoshi-kun.

Motoyoshi：　はい
Here.

Ashitaba：　ふ～
あぶなかった・・・
Fuu...
That was close.

Mimasaka：　よくやんな　オマエも
自業自得なんだから放っとけよ
Stop doing that so much.
He'll get what he deserves so just leave him alone.

Ashitaba：　うーん・・・でも僕　朝　藤くん見捨てて来ちゃったから・・・
どうにも罪悪感が・・・
Mmm...but this morning I left Fuji-kun behind and came...
I can't help but feel guilty...

Motoyoshi：　早いうちに縁切っといた方がいいよ・・・
アシタバくんなんて人が良いから大人になってからきっと寄生されるよ
It would be better to sever your relationship while you still can.
Ashitaba-kun, because you're nice to people, after you become an adult, you'll definitely be leeched off of.

Mimasaka：　本好　言葉はもっとオブラートに包め！
Motoyoshi, say things more indirectly!

Motoyoshi：　でも時には心を鬼にしないと藤のためにもならないでしょ
But it won't do Fuji any good if you don't harden your heart sometimes.

Mimasaka：　オマエは常に鬼じゃねーか
Your heart is always hard.


Page 3
Kaburagi：　あれ？
先生　この食器どうしたんですか？
Huh?
Sensei, what's with these bowls?

Hades-sensei：　ああ　それね・・・藤くんがたまに朝ご飯食べながら学校に来る時のものだよ
本当は持って帰って欲しいんだけど
Ahh, those...Fuji-kun sometimes eats breakfast on his way to school.
To be honest, I need him to take them home with him.

Fuji：　だーからある程度量が溜まったらちゃんと持って帰るって
まとめて持って帰った方が効率いいだろ
Like I said, when they accumulate to a certain amount, I'll take them home.
Letting them pile up and then taking them home is efficient.

Mimasaka：　何が効率だ
What's efficient about that?

Fuji：　ズボラなだけじゃない
それよりアシタバ　お前の唐揚げうまそうだな
俺のみょうがと交換しようぜ
I'm not just being sloppy.
Anyway, Ashitaba - your fried food looks tasty.
I'll trade you my ginger for it.

Mimasaka：　みょうがと唐揚げが釣り合うかよ
You think ginger and fried food balance each other out?

Ashitaba：　・・・だ
駄目
N...
No.

Fuji：　え？
Huh?

Ashitaba：　み・・・美作くんの言う通りだよ！
せめて伊勢エビ級のおかずと交換じゃないと・・・
この唐揚げは渡せないよ！
It's just like Mimasaka-kun said!
You have to trade at least a lobster-grade side dish.
I can't hand over my food!

Fuji：　な・・・
なんだと　てめぇ・・・！
Wh...
What did you say, you bastard!


Page 4
Hades-sensei：　めずらしいね・・・
アシタバくんが藤くんに怒鳴るなんて・・・
なにかあったの？
That's unusual...
Ashitaba-kun yelling at you...
Did something happen?

Fuji：　え？　別になんもねーけど
虫の居所が悪かっただけじゃねーの
一日寝りゃ元通りだろ
Huh? Not really.
He was just in a bad mood.
If he sleeps for a day, things will go back to normal.

Hades-sensei：　藤くんならまあそうかもしれないけど
If it's you, you might be right.

Fuji：　じゃあ　俺　そろそろ帰るわ
Well, it's about time I went home.

Hades-sensei：　あ・・・ちょっと待って
そろそろこの漫画の本をどうにかすることを考えてくれないかな・・・
さすがに整とんしきれなくなってきたんだけど
Ah, hang on a minute.
I was thinking it was about time for you to do something about those manga books...
It really has gotten impossible for it to be kept tidy.

Fuji：　し・・・仕方ねーじゃん　いつどのマンガが読みたくなるかわからねーだろ！
卒業までにはなんとかするって！
T-that can't be helped! I don't know which ones I've already read.
I'll do something about it before graduation.

Text：　しかし翌日になっても翌々日になってもアシタバの態度は変わることなく
But even the next day and the day after that, Ashitaba's attitude didn't change.

Fuji：　アシタバ　次の授業なんだっけ
Ashitaba, what's our next class?

Ashitaba：　さあ
自分で調べたら・・・？
Who knows.
How about you find out for yourself...?

Fuji：　なぁ　頼むよ　アシタバ
Hey, I've got a favor to ask, Ashitaba.

Ashitaba：　一生のお願いなら聞かないからね
If you're gonna say "pretty please" then I won't listen.

Text：　むしろどんどん厳しいものへと変わっていくのだった
Instead, he gradually turned strict.


Page 5
Fuji：　ったく　なんだっつーの　アシタバの奴
言いてーことあんなら言えってんだ・・・めんどくせー
Jeez, what's with Ashitaba?
If he's got something to say to me, he needs to say it. So annoying.

Title：　なまけものブルース
Lazy Person Blues

Fuji：　ゲーセン・・・
そういや格ゲーの新作そろそろ稼動する時だな・・・
気晴らしに寄るか
An arcade...
That's right, they're about to put out a new fighting game...
Should I stop by and hang out?

Salaryman：　あ～・・・
Ah...


Page 6
Salaryman：　働きたくねぇ～・・・
ん？
あれ？
今の　俺　口に出てた？
悪いなあ　希望あふれる少年にネガティブな独り言聞かせちゃって
まあ　気にせずゲームやんなよ
I don't want to go to work.
Hmm?
Huh?
Did I slip that out just now?
Sorry. Saying negative things to a young boy overflowing with hope...
Well, play your game without worrying about it.

Text：　新卒サラリーマン
真昼間　真一　（２３）
Recent graduate salaryman
Mahiruma Shinichi (23)

Fuji：　・・・言われなくても・・・
You don't have to tell me...

Salaryman：　そうそうそれでいい
子供は遠慮するモンじゃない
Right right, that's fine.
Children don't hold back.


Page 7
Salaryman：　なあなあ　なんで俺こんな時間にスーツ姿でゲーセンなんかいると思う？
ホント「今日は平日」
Hey, hey, are you wondering why I'm at an arcade at a time like this wearing a suit?
Really, "today is a weekday."

Fuji：　気にすんなって言っときながら気になること言うな！
Don't tell me what you're worried about while I tell you that I don't care!

Salaryman：　いやあ　それがさあ　今日微妙に寝坊してさあ
Well, that's the thing, I overslept a little.

Fuji：　聞いてねーよ
I'm not listening.

Salaryman：　会社的には１分も１０分も遅刻は遅刻なわけよ
どーせ「電車が遅れた」って言い訳するつもりだったし　のんびり朝メシ食うかと思ってさあ
そしたらお腹いっぱいになっちゃって・・・昨日　寝不足だったこともあってさあ
As far as my company goes, late is late, whether it's 1 minute or 10.
Anyhow, I planned on giving them, "The train was late" as an excuse...I thought I'd eat my breakfast at my leisure.
Then I could get full...yesterday I didn't get a lot of sleep, y'know.

Fuji：　ん・・・？
Hmm?

Salaryman：　結局会社休んじゃった
どうしよう俺
In the end I took a day off from work.
What should I do?

Fuji：　知るか！
今からでも行って土下座してこいよ
なんだこいつ　スゲーイライラする・・・
それに・・・なんだ？　どっかで会ったことあるような・・・
・・・萎えた
俺帰るわ　仕事しろよ　おっさん
How should I know!
Now go to work and kneel down on the ground!
What's with this guy? I'm getting really irritated...
Also...what is it? It's like I've met him somewhere before...
Well, I've lost steam.
I'm going home. Go to work, ossan.

Salaryman：　そう言わずもうちょっと付きあえよ！　一生のお願い
こんなかなり切ない状況の俺に出会ってしまったのもまた運命だろ
Don't be like that - hang out with me a little bit more! ???
It must be fate that you met me during such a heartwrenching time.


Page 8
Salaryman：　ハァ　なんだか懺悔したらヤニ恋しくなってきた
少年　ちょっとそこの俺のカバン取って
Huh. I kind of start wanting a smoke when I confess.
Boy, pick up my bag over there.

Fuji：　てめーのリーチ県内にあんだろーが
手ェ伸ばして取れ！
It's within your reach!
Reach your hand out and pick it up!

Salaryman：　あれ
タバコ無いなぁ
Huh.
I don't have any cigarettes.

Fuji：　買いに行ってなんかやらないからな
なんでだ・・・早く帰りたいのに
こいつから目が離せない・・・
Why don't you just go by some more or something?
Why...even though I want to hurry up and go home...
I can't take my eyes off of him...

Salaryman：　未成年にそんなことさせねーよォ
仕方ねー　買いに行くか・・・しかし小便にも行きたいな・・・
よし　こうしよう　俺はタバコを買いに行くから
少年は俺の代わりにトイレへ行って来て
I can't get a minor to get something like that.
Can't be helped. Should I go buy some? But I need to go take a piss too...
All right, I'll do it like this. I'm going to buy some cigarrettes so
You go to the toilet instead of me.

Fuji：　行けるかァ
俺の膀胱はてめーと共用じゃねぇよ
あれ・・・なんだ・・・？
この感じ
こいつ・・・まさか・・・
Like I could!
I don't share my bladder with you!
Huh...what's...
This feeling...
This guy...can't be...

Salaryman：　ふわ～あ・・・
あ～めんどくせェ～
Fuwaah...
Man, so annoying...


Page 9
Fuji：　これ・・・俺だ・・・
どっかで会ったどころの話じゃねー
このくそリーマン俺にやたらと似てねーか・・・？
・・・お
おい・・・！　おっさん・・・
つかぬことを聞くけどよ・・・
目玉焼きには何かける？
This is...me...
It's not a matter of where I've met him before...
Doesn't this shitty salaryman resemble me a lot...?
H...
Hey...! Ossan...
This is kind of an abrupt question to ask but...
What do you put on fried eggs?

Salaryman：　塩
Salt.

Fuji：　将来の夢は？
What's your dream for the future?

Salaryman：　金持ちニート
To be a rich NEET.

Fuji：　好きな女のタイプは？
What type of girl do you like?

Salaryman：　口やかましくない女の子
A girl who doesn't nag me.

Fuji：　何してる時が一番幸せ？
What are you the happiest doing?

Salaryman：　寝てる時一択！
The only option is when I'm sleeping!

Fuji：　ぜ・・・全部一緒にくそったれ・・・！
仕事休んで昼間からゲーセンに入り浸ってるような大人と・・・俺は・・・
こ・・・このイライラはまさか・・・
同属嫌悪ってヤツなのか・・・？
All my answers are the same as this shithead's...!
Am I going to be an adult who takes off from work and hangs around arcades in the middle of the day...?
Th-this irritation can't be...
Do I dislike this guy because he's the same as me?


Page 10
Fuji：　・・・出るぞ
We're going.

Salaryman：　えっ？
Huh?

Fuji：　あんたの切ない休日に付き合ってやるって言ってんだよ！
I said I'm not going to hang out with you on your miserable day off!

Salaryman：　ええっ？
Huuuh?

Fuji：　おい　あんた　サラリーマンなら名刺くらい持ってねーのかよ
Hey, since you're a salaryman, you have a business card, right?

Salaryman：　え？　そりゃあ持ってるけどこんなもん欲しいわけ？
まあ俺も中坊くらいの頃はこういう大人びたモンに憧れはあったけど
Huh? I have one but what do you want with something like this?
Well, I wanted things that were adult-like too around the time I was in middle school...

Fuji：　こっから近いな
行くぞ
It's close by here.
Let's go.

Salaryman：　さっきからどこへ向かってるんだよ　少年
Where have we been heading off to, boy?

Fuji：　あんたの会社だよ
Your workplace.

Salaryman：　えっ？
Huh?!

Fuji：　くろリーマンが世話焼かすんじゃねえよ　めんどくせぇ
Fucking salaryman causing me problems. So annoying...


Page 11
Fuji：　ギャアアアアアアアアア
てってってめぇぇえ　ブン殴られてーか　ああ？
Gyaaaaaah!
Y-y-y-you fucking bastard! You want me to kick your ass?! Huh?!

Salaryman：　いやだ・・・お願いやめてくれ　会社だけは・・・
会社にだけは行きたくないんだよ～！
I don't want to...please stop...work...
Work is the only place I don't want to go to...!

Fuji：　どうせ明日行かなきゃなんねーんだろ　今のうちに腹くくれ！
You've at least gotta go tomorrow. Prepare yourself for the worst while you still can!

Salaryman：　明日でいいなら明日でいいじゃん
とにかくダメだってば　会社は～
俺の体の中の何かが行くなって訴えてんだよ～！
If I can go tomorrow, I'll go tomorrow.
Anyway, I can't go to work.
Something in my body called for me not to go!

Fuji：　何かってなんだ！　適当な事言うじゃ・・・
ね・・・
What something? Don't say vague...
Things...

Salaryman：　そりゃあ頭じゃわかっちゃいるよ・・・行かなきゃダメなのは・・・
でも体が～言う事を～聞かなくて～
My mind understands...that my body can't move...
But...my body...won't do...what I tell it to...


Page 12
Fuji：　うそだろ　これ・・・びょ・・・
病魔？
な・・・
マジかよ　こいつ・・・本格的にめんどくせーモン拾っちまった・・・
とはいえ放っといても大したこともなさそうだし・・・
見なかった事にしちまうか・・・？
No way. It's...a disease...
Disease demon...?
Wha...
For real? This guy...I've really picked up an annoying person...
Although it doesn't seem too serious even if I leave him alone.
Should I pretend I didn't see him...?

Future Fuji：　あ～あ　働きたくねーなっと
Ahh, I don't want to go to work...

Text：　～１０年後の藤～
Fuji 10 years in the future

Fuji：　おい　起きろ　くそリーマン
会社はひとまずいいから別んとこ行くぞ！
Hey, get up, you damn salaryman.
Forget about work for now - we're going somewhere else!

Salaryman：　えっ　何？　何？
何いきなりキレてんだよ・・・最近のガキ怖ぇな・・・
Eh? What? What?
What's made you snap all of a sudden...? Kids these days are scary...

Text：　こうして見知らぬくそリーマンと自分の将来を重ねてしまった藤は
And so, with the shitty salaryman he didn't know and Fuji, whose own future had piled up -

Salaryman：　あぁ～体が勝手に
Ahh, my body is moving on its own -

Fuji：　ちょっ　そこはやめろ！
Wait - stop right there!

Text：　自分の未来のためこのくそリーマンを助けることに決めたのだった
He decided to help the shitty salaryman for the sake of his own future.


Page 13
Fuji：　フラフラフラフラしやがってやる気あんのか　てめー！
You trying to drag ass around, huh, you bastard!

Salaryman：　あるよあるよ　超あるよ
会社じゃないならどこへでも行くよ
I am, I am, I really am.
If it's not my company, I'll go anywhere.

Fuji：　じゃあ大人しく俺のあとをついて来い！
Well, then just quietly come along behind me!

Salaryman：　まあまあ　そうカリカリするなよ
な～んか少年俺の兄貴みたいだなあ
俺の兄貴がまたできた奴でさー　何でもできんのよ　本当
今の会社も兄貴のコネで入ったんだけど　俺会社で「出がらしくん」って呼ばれてんのハハッ
うまいこと言うよなー！
Now, now, don't be so irritated.
You kind of remind me of my aniki, boy.
It's also because of something my aniki was able to do. He can do anything, really.
I got into my current job with my aniki's connections. At my job, I'm called, "doesn't seem like he's gonna come in", ha ha!
Pretty good description, huh?

Fuji：　うるせえ　これ以上俺との共通点増やすんじゃねえ！
くっそ・・・！　こんな調子じゃ日が暮れちまう
俺がこいつを連衡するだけじゃ足らねぇ・・・なら
目的（せんせい）を呼ぶ！
Shut up! Don't increase what I have in common with you anymore!
Shiiit. At this rate I'm going to run out of sunlight.
If just teaming up with him isn't enough...
I'll call sensei!

Hades-sensei：　はい派出須逸人でございます
Hello, this is Hades Itsuhito.

Fuji：　おい！　今学校か！
Hey! Are you at the school right now?


Page 14
Salaryman：　何？　この人が今から会いに行こうとしてる人
まぁ　任せて俺から説明する
What? Is this person the person we're trying to go see?
Well, leave it to me, I'll explain things.

Fuji：　あっ
Ah!

Hades-sensei：　もしもし　藤くん？　どうしたの？
君が電話なんて・・・何か・・・
Hello, Fuji-kun? Is something wrong?
To think that you'd call me - did something -

Salaryman：　あ～もしもし　代わりました
・・・あ・・・ッ　あれ・・・？　電・・・波・・・が
おかし・・・よく・・・聞こえるなッ・・・
Ahh, hello, he put me on.
Ahh, huh...? The reception...is...
Strange...I can't hear you...well...

Hades-sensei：　藤くん？　藤くん！
Fuji-kun? Fuji-kun!

Fuji：　くそリーマン　てめぇー！
You fucking salaryman!

Salaryman：　ゴメンゴメン　つい癖でさ～　よくやっちゃうんだよ
Sorry, sorry. I did it accidentally out of habit. I do that a lot.

Fuji：　ふざけんな　いよいよブッ飛ばすぞ　お前！
Don't fuck with me! I'm finally gonna beat the shit outta you!

Salaryman：　まあまあ　かけ直せばいいじゃん
そんな怒ってばっかりだと将来ハゲるぞ　少年
Now, now, how about we call him back?
If all you do is get so angry, you'll go bald in the future, boy.

Fuji：　ハゲてたまるか！
ちっ・・・出やがらねぇ　あいつ壊れたと思ったな・・・
また目を離した隙に　お前
Like hell I will!
Che...he won't frickin' answer. I thought he'd broken it...
The moment I take my eyes off him again -


Page 15
Salaryman：　ヘイ　少年・・・
しょ～おね～ん・・・ってば・・・
ネクタイつかんで歩くのはやめようよ～
お兄さんこう見えても大人だから一応自分の足で歩けるし
Hey, boy...
Boooy, I'm talking to you...
Can you stop walking while holding my tie?
Even if I may seem like an oniisan, I am an adult so I can walk by myself.

Fuji：　うるさい
Shut up.

Salaryman：　別にこんなマネしなくってももう逃げたりしないってば～
ほら周りの人ヘンな目で見てんじゃん！　な！
I'm telling you, I'm not going to do stuff like that anymore or try to run away or anything.
Hey, the people around here are giving us strange looks. Hey!

Fuji：　だまれ・・・
くそ・・・やっぱ徒歩はダメだ・・・誘惑が多いし　効率が悪い
もう・・・ロープ買ってグルグル巻きにするしか・・・
・・・ん？
そうだ　タクシー！
密室（クルマ）に押し込んじまえばこっちのもんだ！
常伏中学校前！
Shut up...
Shit...we really can't walk there...there are too many temptations...and it's not efficient...
Jeez...I don't have any choice but to buy some rope and tie him up in it -
Hmm?
That's right, a taxi!
If I shove him into a taxi, I'll be the winner here.
To Tokofushi middle school!

Taxi driver：　いいけどキミお金持ってるの？
All right but do have you any money?

Fuji：　後ろのおっさんが払うよ
The ossan behind you is paying.

Taxi driver：　後ろのおっさんて誰だい？
What ossan behind me?


Page 16
Fuji：　常中前！　全速力！
To Toko middle school! Step on it!

Salaryman：　なんだよ　殴るこたないだろ～！
ホント最近のガキ加減知らなくて怖えなぁ・・・
What...you didn't have to hit me...!
Kids these days really don't know how to go easy on people...scary...

Fuji：　あ～しかし疲れた・・・
車ん中じゃさすがのこいつもどーすることもできねーだろ
ちょっと一眠りするかな・・・
え？
Ahh, but I'm tired...
I don't expect even him to be able to do anything inside of a car.
Should I take a nap for a bit...?
Huh?

Salaryman：　わからないんだ～自分でも・・・
どうしてここまで・・・目的を達成したくないのか・・・
I don't get it myself...
Why so far...have I not wanted to reach my goal...?

Fuji：　てめぇ・・・
You -

Taxi driver：　お客さん？
Sir?!


Page 17
Text：　病魔名称：　堕落　（フォール）
Disease demon name: Fall (kanji reads depravity)

Salaryman：　あぁ～
体が
勝手に・・・
Ahh...
My body is...
Moving on its own...

Fuji：　おっさん！
せ・・・
Ossan!
Se...


Page 18
Hades-sensei：　ふ～・・・
Phew...

Fuji：　・・・繋がんねぇと思ったらこういうことかよ
おせーよ　バカ
This is what happened when I thought the call hadn't connected.
You're late, idiot.

Hades-sensei：　場所を教えてくれてたらもう少し早かったよ
If you'd told me where you were, I would have been a little faster.

Salaryman：　あ・・・あれ・・・？
H-huh...?

Mimasaka：　なぁ　アシタバよ
おめー最近やたらと藤にキツいけどどーしたんだ？
よーやくガマンの限界か？
Hey, Ashitaba.
Lately you've been really hard on Fuji - what happened?
Did you finally get fed up with him?

Ashitaba：　えっ？
いや・・・ち　違うよ・・・それがさ・・・
本好くんが「たまには心を鬼にしないと」って言ってたじゃない
あれ聞いて僕もしかしたら藤くんのこと甘やかしすぎんじゃないかって思って
だから・・・
Eh?
No...it's...it's not that, it's just...
Motoyoshi-kun said, "You need to harden your heart once in a while."
When I heard that, I thought perhaps I have been too easy on him...
So...


Page 19
Ashitaba：　えっ・・・
うそ・・・窓際のベッド
ピカピカ・・・
Eh...
No way...the bed by the window...
It's sparkling...

Mimasaka：　藤どうした！　おめー転校すんのか！
Fuji, what's wrong! Are you changing schools?!

Fuji：　しねーよ　うるせーな
I'm not, shut up.

Ashitaba：　藤くん・・・
Fuji-kun...

Fuji：　ケジメだ　ケジメ
It's the right thing to do.

Mimasaka：　そのセリフいつだったかも聞いたぞ・・・
I've heard that line once before...

Ashitaba：　わかってくれたんだね
He understood...

Fuji：　あんな大人にだけはならない！
I just don't want to become an adult like that!

Text：　くそリーマンこと真昼間真一との出会いは藤の価値観を大きくゆるがした・・・が
ベッドは一週間で元に戻った
Meeting the shitty salaryman Mahiruma Shinichi shook up Fuji's values greatly...but...
Within a week, the bed was back to normal.

Hades-sensei：　藤くん・・・
Fuji-kun...

Fuji：　今度！　今度片付けるから！
Next time! I'll clean it up next time!