Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 Days 21

So I can't find a chapter title for this because the scans start on the second page. If anyone knows it, please let me know and edit it. But anyway, I did this for fun! I hope I'm not being too presumptuous because I have no idea who the scanlation team is for this manga. Sorry if I stepped on any toes but it made me laugh a lot and the translation was really easy so I just went ahead...and did it...

Page 2
Roxas：　ルクソード！　いつまで落ち込んでるんだよ
ハトレスなら俺が倒すからまかせろって！
Luxord! How long are you gonna feel down?
If it's about the heartless, I'll defeat them so leave it to me!

Luxord：　くっ・・・
小さいからってバカにしおって・・・！
Kuh...
Don't look down on me because I'm small!

Roxas：　だけど・・・
結局見失っちゃったな　白ウサギ・・・
However...
We ended up losing track of the white rabbit.

Luxord：　もういい　さっさと任務を終わらせるぞ
Enough of that. Let's hurry up and finish up the mission.

Roxas：　余裕なくなってる
We're cutting it pretty close...


Page 3
Roxas：　ところでシャドウブロックって・・・なんだ？
ハートレスなのか？
By the way, what are shadow blocks?
Are they Heartless?

Luxord：　影の塊だ
They're lumps of shadows.

Roxas：　影の・・・塊？
Lumps...of shadows?

Luxord：　見ればわかる
定期的に取り除かないとハート回収の妨げになるのだ
ふうん・・・
しかし見あたらんな　そういえば
まだそんなに溜まってないじゃないのか？
ふむ・・・
You'll understand when you see them.
If they aren't removed at set times, they'll become a hindrance to heart collection.
But now that you mention it, I don't see any.
Have they just not collected together yet?


Page 4
Luxord：　外にあるとは限らんな
家主が留守でツイてたな　
It doesn't necessarily have to be outside.
It's lucky for us the homeowner is out.

Roxas：　う・・・うん　でも・・・
いいのか？　勝手に家の中探したりして・・・
Y-yeah...but...
Is this all right? Looking around someone's home without their permission...

Luxord：　元に戻せば問題ない
It shouldn't be a problem if we put it back the way it was.


Page 5
Roxas：　そうか・・・？
Really...?

Luxord：　フッ　盛大だな　ロクサス
Fuh, that was quite something, Roxas.


Page 6
Roxas：　ルクソード！　これ食べてみろよ！
Luxord! Try eating this!

Luxord：　なるほど　食べれば片付くなフフ
I see...if I eat that, everything will be put in order, fufu.

Roxas：　ちがうって　
今まで何か食べると体の大きさが変わっただろ？
ひょっとしたら元に戻れるんじゃないのか
No...
So far, when we've eaten something, our body has changed size, right?
Maybe you could go back to normal?

Luxord：　・・・ほう
うおっ・・・
変わらん・・・っ！
Hmm!
Oou...!
No change...!

Roxas： ちょっとだけ大きくなってる
芋虫サイズからもぐらサイズくらいに
You got a little bit bigger.
You went from the size of a caterpillar to about the size of a mole...


Page 7
White Rabbit：　メアリーアン！
いるのか？
私の手袋はどこへやった？
遅刻しそうなんだ！
Mary-Anne!
Are you here?
Where did you put my gloves?
It seems I'm going to be late!

Luxord：　まずい　家主だ！　上がってくるぞ　隠れろ！
Oh, no, the homeowner! He's coming in! Hide!

Roxas：　えっ
わっ
Eh?
Wah...

White Rabbit：　メアリーアン！
Mary-Anne!


Page 8
Roxas：　・・・おお帰りなさいませっごす・・・ご主人様！
あ！　白ウサギ
Welcome home, master!
Ah! The white rabbit!


Page 9
White Rabbit：　この者は私めの家に無断で侵入し
メイドになりすました罪に問われるものであります！
ちなみに私めの遅刻はこの物のせいでして免じていただければ幸いにございます
This person trespassed into my home without permission
He's being charged with the crime of impersonating a maid!
By the way, my lateness was due to him - I would pleased if you would dismiss that.

Luxord：　無謀な賭けだったな・・・
That was a reckless gamble...

Roxas：　ごめん・・・
Sorry...

Luxord：　だが禍い転じて福となすだ
見ろ　あれを
But something good came out something bad.
Look at that.


Page 10
White Rabbit：　処遇を・・・女王陛下！
Dealing with - Her Majesty the Queen!

Queen of Hearts：　お前の家などどうでもよいわ
私の新しい城の落成式に遅れることのほうが重罪だよ
Who cares about your house?
Delaying the completion of my new castle is the more serious crime.


Page 11
Roxas：　あっ・・・まさか
あの城？
Ah...it can't be...
That castle...?

Luxord：　シャドウブロックを集めて作ったようだな・・・
ずいぶんと趣味の悪い女王様だ
They made it by collecting together shadow blocks.
She's a queen with absolutely awful tastes.

Queen of Hearts：　首をおはね！
Off with their heads!


Page 12
White Rabbit：　お許しを女王陛下！　ひいいー
Forgiveness, Your Majesty! Hiii!

Queen of Hearts：　んー～
フンッ
Hmm...
Ooof!

Hedgehog：　キキッ
Kiki!


Page 13
Cards：　拍手！　拍手！
Applause! Applause!

Hedgehog：　フニャ
Funyah

Luxord：　ここではすべてあの女王のお気に召すままなのだろう
Everything here goes according to what the queen likes.

Roxas：　うえー
Ueh...

Luxord：　・・・もう影の中は闇で満たされてるよ
The shadows have already been filled with darkness.


Page 14
Roxas：　どうした
How?

Luxord：　いやーなんか・・・
まずは脱出だな！
鍵をとってくるから待っていろ
Well, it's kind of -
First off, we need to escape.
I'll go and get the key, wait here!

Roxas：　役に立つじゃん　小さいの！
You won't be able to help us, you're tiny!

Queen of Hearts：　次の球をもて　早く！
Bring the next ball, hurry!

Card：　八ッ
Yes!

Luxord：　とどかない！
I can't reach it!


Page 15
Luxord：　・・・くっ
ぬかった・・・！
うおっ！
Kuh...
This was a mistake...
Oh!

Card：　ささ！　どうぞ　女王陛下
There! Go ahead, Your Majesty!

Queen of Hearts：　ん
Mm.


Page 16
Luxord：　ハンデはここまでだ
This is as far as your handicap goes!

Roxas：　るクソード！
Luxord!


Page 17
Cheshire Cat：　女王のクラブにボールが当たったのは初めてだ
拍手　拍手
That's the first time the Queen's club has hit the ball.
Bravo, bravo.

Roxas：　あっ　お前は・・・
Ah, you're -

Cheshire Cat：　窮屈そうだね
そこから出してやろうか
Seems like you're a tight spot.
How about I get you out of there?

Roxas：　えっ　ほんとか？
Eh, for real?

Cheshire Cat：　あーとも
待っててね　すぐだから
Oh, of course.
Wait a moment, I'll do it right away.


Page 18
Cheshire Cat：　ほーら
これで出られるよ
Look at that.
Now you can get out.

Queen of Hearts：　首をはねな！
Off with his head!

Roxas：　えええええええ？
Ehhhhh!

Cards：　行こう　行こう　城の上の斬首台へ行こう
We're going, we're going, we're going to the castle's guillotine.


Page 19
Roxas：　ちょっ　タイム　タイム！
うっ　嘘だろ
Wai - time, time!
Uh, I can't believe this!

Cheshire Cat：　気をつけて
影から闇があふれたよ
Be careful.
The shadows are overflowing with darkness.


Page 20
Cards：　曲者だー！
A knave!

Roxas：　うわー！
あ！
あぶなかったー
ハートレスかっ！
Uwah!
Ah!
That was close!
Is that a Heartless?


Page 21
Roxas：　なんだよ
報告より多いぞ？
What?
There's more than what was reported?

Text：　影の中は闇で満たされてるよ
The shadows have been filled with darkness.

Roxas：　シャドウブロックに引き寄せられたのか・・・？
They're being drawn towards the shadow blocks?


Page 22
Roxas：　わっ
にっ・・・
２匹？
やっ・・・
やば・・・
Wah!
Two...
Two of them...
Th...
This is bad...


Page 24
Roxas：　ルッ
ルクソード・・・？
Lu...
Luxord?!

Luxord：　ハイディホー
Hidey-ho!

Roxas：　なんだよ　そのでかさ
What's with you being so big?

Luxord：　何　さっき飛ばされた時キノコを見つけてね
数本ばかり食べてみただけなのだが
ハッハッハッハ
おっと
What? When I went flying earlier, I found a mushroom.
I just tried eating a bunch of them.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh?


Page 25
Luxord：　ハハハ　どこへ行く
ロクサス　ハートを回収してくれ
Hahaha, where you going?
Roxas, collect their hearts.

Roxas：　あ・・・ああっ
寿司？
Y-yeah...
Sushi?


Page 26
Roxas：　なんか　達成感ないー！
I don't feel like I accomplished anything!

Luxord：　さて　あとは・・・
こいつを片付けねばな
Now then, next...
We should get these cleared away.

Queen of Hearts：　・・・ななな　何奴だ　あの巨人はっ・・・
W-w-who is that giant?!

Luxord：　コオオオオオオ・・・
Kooooh...

Queen of Hearts：　アッこら　何をする？　首をはねるよ
Ah, hey! What are you doing! I'll have your head!


Page 27
Queen of Hearts：　おやめ・・・おやめーッ！
Sto...stop...!

Luxord：　シュッ
キーブレードで砕いてくれロクサス
Shuuu!
Smash them with the Keyblade, Roxas.

Roxas：　わ　わかった
R-right...

Queen of Hearts：　くっ
くくく
首をはねよー！
O...
Of...
Off with their heads!


Page 28
Luxord：　ぬ？
ハッハッハ
かゆいかゆい
無謀な勝負は忠義ある配下を失うのみですぞ
Huh?
Hahaha!
That itches!
With reckless games, you'll only lose loyal subordinates.

Queen of Hearts：　ぐっぐぐ・・・ううっ
うわあーん
私の城がああああー
Gu...guuuh...
Waaaah!
My castle...!

Luxord：　おおーい　おいおい
H-hey, hey!


Page 29
Luxord：　泣かないでくれ　マダム
女性の涙には弱い・・・
Please don't cry, madam.
I'm weak against a woman's tears...


Page 30
Luxord：　お気に召さぬかもしれんが
これで雨風はしのげよう
さあ　帰還するぞ　ロクサス
You probably won't like it but
Now you can keep the rain away.
All right, let's return, Roxas.

Roxas：　そのままで？
い
いいのか・・・？
Like this?
Is...
Is that okay...?

Cheshire Cat：　くっくっくっくっ
そりゃ予想外の結末だにゃ
Kukukuku...
That's an unexpected outcome, nya...

White Rabbit：　女王陛下・・・？
Your Majesty...?

Cheshire Cat：　あわれな女王様・・・
What a pitiful queen...


Page 31
Cheshire Cat：　心無き者に心を奪われちまった
Her heart has been captured by a man without one.

Queen of Hearts：　すてきな殿方・・・
What a lovely gentleman...

White Rabbit：　女王陛下？
Your Majesty?!

Luxord：　幸運をもたらしたな
白ウサギは・・・
He brought us good luck.
That white rabbit...

Roxas：　え？
Huh?


Page 32
Luxord：　今回の任務
お前の好奇心が運命を切り開いたということだ
The mission this time
It seems as though your curiosity cut through fate.

Roxas：　ふうん・・・？
偶然だろただのさ
Hmm...?
It was just an accident...

Luxord：　勝負師（ギャンルラー）とは"偶然″をも予測するのだ
勝負師（ギャンルラー）のたまごたるお前に
一つ忠告しておこう
Gamblers are those who predict "chance."
I have just one bit of advice
To a novice gambler such as yourself.

Roxas：　ちがうけど・・・なんだ？
That's not how it is but...what is it?


Page 33
Luxord：　好奇心は運命を切り開く・・・
しかり忘れるな
好奇心とは破滅への序曲にもなりうるということを
Your curiosity cut through fate...
But don't forget.
Curiosity can be a prelude to destruction.


Page 34
Axel：　うおわっ
なんだこのレポートの山！
ったくペーパーレスにしろよな・・・
なんでも書き残さないと気がすまないのかね
研究者ってやつは・・・
Whoa!
What's this pile of reports!
Jeez, we should go paperless...
Looks like he hated to leave things left unwritten.
That damn researcher...

Text：　ナミネについての報告書
Report on Namine


Page 35
Axel：　ナミネ・・・
Namine...


Page 36
Axel：　な　なんだよ　これ・・・？
Wh-what is this...?

Saix：　だめに決まってるだろう
元の大きさに戻ってこい
Obviously you can't.
Come back at your original size.

Roxas：　やっぱり・・・
I knew it...