Noisy Girl 3

Noisy Girl Chapter 03

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>little tag top right: Noisy Girl

>txt in center: The center of otaku "style." This is all of edo!!

???: Princess!

???: Princess?!

???: Princess?!

???: The princess is coming~~!

>lil txt above them: Uoohhhhh

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???: Clear the road~~!

???: Make way for princess Akiba!

???: Today it's Inuta Kobungo from "Legend of the eight samurai"!!
T/n: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legend_of_the_Eight_Samurai

???: That's our princess for you!

???: Princess, please look this way.

???: Princess~~!

PAGE 03

Akiba: Sorry everyone!
>The first limited edition moving picture book of "The tale of Genji, the musical" is sold out~~~!
t/n: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Genji

Odennosuke: Princess!

>txt on the left: The lively tomboyish otaku princess, keep reading about Akiba's city!

>txt center bottom:
Noisy Girl
Chapter 03
Princess Akiba

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???: Welcome back, general~~

???: Here. I made tea for you.

???: Be grateful and drink it.

>lil txt next to akiba: Mfuu~~~

Akiba: Look, look Odennosuke!

Akiba: It's as if they're alive right?!

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Oden:That's wonderful, princess.
>Now, I think it's time to return to the castle.
t/n: shortening his name to oden b/c its annoying to write.

Akiba: Ehhhh. I don't wanna~~~

Akiba: But I still have games, doujinshi, and some other stuff I want to buy after this you know.

>lil txt next to her: Boooo~~

Oden: If all you do is play, you'll end up angering the minister again.

Oden: You come to Akihabara six days a week as it is...

Akiba: It's because this place is more fun than the stupid castle.
>This place is filled with such rare and cute things, I never want to leave.

Oden: Nevertheless, you can't just hang around here all the time, princess.

Oden: You have neglected your studies long enough and...

???: Princess. This is the latest moving picture book that just came out!

???: It has better resolution than the previous versions, see!

Akiba: It does! I can see way better than anything before!

Oden: ....Princess!

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Akiba: I know I know.

Akiba: But it's still important for me to find out what matters to the people is it not?

Akiba: This town is on the forefront of culture and technology.

Akiba: Surely it'll be useful for the future.

Akiba: The era of quiet refinement will pass.

Akiba: And from this, the true heart of Japan will be "moe!"

Oden: ...Hahh....the minister is going to be angry again...

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Minister: Princess!

???: Welcome back, general~~~

Minister: I'm not the general!

Oden: Minister?!

Akiba: Ohhh, Hokoten Zaemon!

Minister: Princess! It's serious!

Akiba: Wh, what is it.....?

Minister: A black ship!

Minister: A black ship has come!

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=No Txt=

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Box: According to the messenger, the ship is from America.
>They say we should stop isolating ourselves from the rest of the world, and enter a friendly US-Japan trade agreement.

Box: Trade agreement?

Box: ...they claim to have a trade proposal.

Box: Oh dear.
>And what is papa doing?

Box: He's currently bedridden. His stomach abruptly started hurting when news of the visitors arrived.

Box: ....Papa is weak against pressure...

>lil txt: I can't....it hurts too much...

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Minister: ...sooner or later, we would have had to open our borders to the world.

Minister: But it's a serious problem for our country since we were forced into these unfavorable conditions.
>We need you to choose who will negotiate with the captain of the black ship....

Akiba: I'll do the negotiating!

Oden: Ehhhhhhh~~!?

Oden: You can't, princess!
>This isn't anything like negotiating at an auction!

Akiba: Excuse me, but I AM a princess you know.
>I can't just do nothing while the country has a serious problem.

Akiba: Come on, it'll be fine. Even though they are from the other side of the sea, I'm sure we'll understand each other!

Both: .....this could be bad....

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???: It's a foreigner.

???: She's blond.

???: She's beautiful.

???: But she's a little scary.

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Perrine: Hi~~~ I'm the captain, Perrine.

Akiba: I am princess Akiba, pleased to meet you.....

Akiba: ...even though I don't know her true character, I'm feeling some kind of pressure...

Oden: Is that the so called "culture gap"?
>But even so...

Oden: What do those Americans eat....

Akiba: *lil txt* muuu

Perrine: We'll begin without delay, Akiba.

Perrine: Japan should immediately open her ports and enter into trade with America!
>If you don't, you will be left behind by the rest of the world!

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Akiba: ...opening our ports is fine and all, but--
>What are you offering Japan?

Perrine: Ohhhh, this!

Akiba: Wh....what is this?!

Perrine: It's fantastic!

Perrine: Nude books of our charmingly fascinating women!

???: ...it's uncensored!

???: No mosaic!

Akiba: H, Hey~~~!! You can't look!!

Perrine: Ohhh, virgin shock!

Akiba: What do you mean by bringing these things here!

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Perrine: Why even question it!
>It takes a beautiful women to comfort a hard working man. This is what we call "pretty medicine" to restore life!

Perrine: We won our war of independence due to the nudity of our women!

Oden: ....is that right?

Minister: No idea.

Perrine: For the sake of Japan's westernization and to help it join the rest of the world,
>Nude magazines are absolutely essential!

Perrine: Within a year, there will be 500,000 of these in japan.

Perrine: We want you to buy these from us!

Akiba: This is no different than coercion!

???: ....so that spot is like this huh...
>No dreams or aspirations...
>....and these lascivious photos on the other hand are only so-so...

Akiba: See!
>Noone even likes them!

Perrine: Ohhh noo?! Why~~?!
>Are you even men?!

Akiba: We don't need these types of books!
>So take them and leave!

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Perrine: Mmmm...

Perrine: If you say we can't come to an agreement...

Perrine: I will order my ship to bombard this town.

Akiba: What was that!?

Perrine: At my signal, my ship will open fire on the town!

Akiba: Th...
>That's sneaky!

Perrine: Sneaky?
>Nooo~~~!

Perrine: This is...

Perrine: The American way of getting things done!

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Perrine: I have thoroughly studied Japan.

Perrine: Especially the young men of Japan.

Perrine: Made to apologize for being free. And they are deceived by girls perverted hearts, which are known as "moe."

Perrine: This is definitely caused by your country's isolation.
>It's terribly sad.

Oden: Uh...uhmmm....

Perrine: Your heart's should be free!

Perrine: You should be free and honest to do what you want!

Oden: gagagagagaga

Akiba: Odennosuke?!

>txt coming from him: Kyuuuu *sound fx, too much stimulation for him*

Perrine: Hohohohoho. Go to heaven!

Perrine: So, princess Akiba!
>Don't be stubborn, accept the new "moe!"

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Akiba: You are mistaken!

Perrine: What?

Akiba: Forcibly pressing up against someone like that is not "moe!"

Akiba: That's just perverted!

Perrine: Perverted?!

Akiba: In this country, "moe" is indispensable you see!
>It's not perverted!

Perrine: Wh...what is "moe"!
>If you say that, then teach me!

Akiba: Moe is....this!

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???: Ooohh!

???: Flat chested!

???: No, rather....it's no chest!

???: Princess's tiny breasts...!

???: We're so thankful!

???: We must resist.
>Must resist....!

Perrine: Wh, what?!

Perrine: They show no reaction to the beauties of our country...
>Yet why do they worship this flat body?!

Akiba: You don't understand?!

Akiba: "Moe" appeals to an entirely different type of desire...
>It's the desire for something you can't touch for fear of polluting it....it's the love in their hearts!

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Perrine: A deep closeness...."moe!"

Perrine: I was completely mistaken?!

Akiba: ....do you understand now?
>If so, let's continue our negotiations okay?

Perrine: Ohhh, yes.....

Oden: Oh...nnnn...

Akiba: Kyaa!?

Oden: Princess?! What is that appearance...!

PAGE 20

Sailor: It's the signal! Commence bombardment!

Perrine: Nooo! The signal!

Perrine: The ship is going to fire!

All 3 of them: Ehhhh?!

Oden: Princess, hurry we must find shelter!

Akiba: No!
>We can't leave everyone behind!

Akiba: Everyone, I need your help!

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???: Open fire~~~!

Oden: ! Incoming!

Oden: Everyone take cover!

PAGE 22

Oden: ....an impact buffer!
>It stops them from exploding!

Perrine: Ohhhh, fantastic!

???: Akiba's embrace is...

???: The world's best! Yayyyyy!

PAGE 23

Perrine: Ohhh, Akiba~~~!

Perrine: You're a miracle princess!

SFX: chyuu chyuu *kissing sounds*

Akiba: Ehhhhh!?

???: ....it's yuri.
t/n: yuri = female on female

???: That's some good yuri...

???: A blond beauty and a loli princess....

???: Thank you so much!

Akiba: Hey!!
>You're not allowed to look~~!

PAGE 24

Box: And thus....

Box: We began a "US-Japan friendship treaty".

Box: ....but Perrine...

Box: The truth is, from that time, she never wanted to leave Akihabara.....

Perrine: Akiba, please come take a look!

Perrine: The newest life-sized figure! / Very cute, right!

Oden: It's a little....loud.

Akiba: There's still quite a large culture gap...