Reserved For Kanapox
Yankee Figure Chapter 01
>txt: All about Sakurai-san!!
>top txt: Omake - To the sky, Sakurai-san!
Sakura: I can ride a bird to fly in the sky!
Sakura: So I'll be using this pigeon.
>txt above pigeon: coooo
Hitsuji: You two seem to get along well enough.
Sakura: Now, soar to the sky above!
>buttom txt: End
>chapter 01 title: The coming of the miniature god of destruction!
Hitsuji: Good morning, Amatsuka-chan.
Hitsuji: Good morning, Ribbon-chan.
Hitsuji: Come on, Chiko-tan. It's morning, time to wake up.
Hitsuji: It seems we'll have some nice weather today.
Hitsuji: But the time I spend together with you is my happiest.
Hitsuji: Ho-nyo~~~ I said it! I said it!
Box: My name is Yamashita Hitsuji.
>I'm a high school student and I love figurines.
Box: They're just so cute.
Box: None of them will ever hurt me.
>Just looking at them calms my heart.
>txt: On the other hand, I absolutely hate reality.
>txt: All the girl's think I'm gross, and all the guys pick on me.
>txt: Ho-nyoo~~~ I really don't like going to school.
>txt: Ahh. My notebook is under that girl's butt.
>sfx: dokun (heartbeats)
>txt: Uwahhh....what do I do?
Hitsuji: AH, umm.
Girl: Gross! I hear some kind of moaning from over there!
Girl: Let's go, let's go.
>lil txt next to cat: Nyaa (meow)
Hitsuji: Hello Nyasuke. I've brought some milk today.
Hitsuji: Make sure you drink all of it.
Hitsuji: You've really been coming around a lot lately haven't you?
Hitsuji: Say, how should I go about trying to make a friend?
Hitsuji: Do you know how, Nyasuke?
Koyama: Do you want to play with me?
>2 top bubbles: Gah!/ Ahhh!
>sfx near bubbles: Smack / Punch
Koyama: Man. This is such a great way to relieve stress.
Box: Karate Club member. Koyama Yuudai
Koyama: I've been anxious, since we haven't had many club activities lately.
Koyama: Come on. Stand up.
Sakura: Shut the hell up already!!
Sakura: I can't even nap with all this noise.
Koyama(3 bubbles first panel): Sa / Sa / Sakurai Sakura!
Sakura: If you have energy to burn, karate club member Koyama,
Sakura: Why not take me on?
>txt: Like a scared rabbit.
Sakura: Hmph! Coward.
>sfx on hitsuji: dokun
>txt: It's Sakurai Sakura, the bloody wolf!
>txt: She's the strongest yankee around.
>txt: They say she turned a gang of ten guys into a sea of blood in under a minute!
>txt: And that her father has to be some kind of martial arts master.
Hitsuji: Ah. Ummm....
Sakura: Not one word of gratitude for someone that saved your life?!
Sakura: You're in my class aren't you?
>You're that figure otaku...
>txt above cat: Grin
Hitsuji: What was that crash.....
Hitsuji: Ho-nyo~~~ Amazing! It looks just like Sakurai-san!
>What is this?!
Hitsuji: Uwooo~~ Fully posable!
Hitsuji: It feels so realistic!
Hitsuji: Wha? Who could have made this?!
>sfx on his right: doki doki
>sfx next to her: bend bend
Sakura: Hands off, asshole!!
Sakura: Wha, what the hell~~~!?
Sakura: Uoooo~! Everything became huge!
Sakura: My body....
Sakura: No way.
Hitsuji: No way.
Sakura: I've become small!
Sakura: This is your doing isn't it, you stupid cat!
Sakura: What did you do?!
Sakura: Don't leave~~~
Sakura: Chase it, Hitsuji!
Hitsuji: O, okay.
Hitsuji: Ah! Sorry!
Hitsuji: I kicked her!
>txt next to him: Ah!
Sakura: What the hell do you think you're looking at~~~~!!
Sakura: Noo! We lost the cat!
>Where is it?!
Sakura: Hey! In the side of my bag are my smokes and a lighter. Go get them!
Sakura: Now! Dash!
Hitsuji: But. You can't expect to smoke being that size can yo...
Sakura: Are you an idiot? I'll show you my willpower!
>sfx: cough cough cough
Hitsuji: See, I told you. You're choking!
Sakura: Muu. I just don't understand.
Sakura: We can't tell anyone about this.
Sakura: It would cause an uproar.
>sfx next to him: doki doki doki
>txt: Even though it's the yankee Sakurai-san.
>txt: She's incredibly beautiful~~~
>txt: And she's only about the size of a figurine.
>txt: And that uniform
>txt: It's kind of
>txt: Kind of
t/n: No idea what "sobat" is.
Sakura: This isn't the time for that shit, moron!
Sensei: What are you doing, Yamashita?
Sensei: Wh, what is this?
Sensei: It looks just like Sakurai Sakura?
>txt: Not good!
Sensei: Ah....is it that important to you? Sorry about that.
Sensei: By the way, have you seen the actual Sakurai anywhere?
>She's usually lazing about around here.
Hitsuji: Ah....no I haven't~~~
Sensei: Geez.....that idiot doesn't have enough day's attended to skip class!
Hitsuji: He's gone, Sakurai-san.
>Are you okay?
Sakura: Just now....
>When he grabbed me, I couldn't move my body.
Sakura: It was like I became a real doll, all rigid and stuff.
Hitsuji: Wahhh~~~It's soft~~~!!
>txt: Hyaaa~~~ My finger is on her breast.
Box: So surprised she's speechless.
>txt: It's like a marshmallow!
Sakura: I can move now, moron~~~!!
Sakura: Finally, school is over.
Hitsuji: I came back like you told me to.
Sakura: I've been thinking of ways to turn me back to normal since then.
Sakura: It seems the key to all this is that black cat.
Sakura: We have to find it no matter what.
Sakura: And of course, you're going to help, right!?
>txt: If I refuse, I may die.
>txt: She'll kill me for sure.
Sakura: However. I haven't seen the cat all day.
Hitsuji: Yeah....it's no longer here.
>Ah! But I have seen it by the river before.
Sakura: Okay. Then let's head there.
Sakura: Now that I think of it, don't you hate talking to people?
Sakura: You seem chatty enough today.
Hitsuji: It's probably because of your new size.
Hitsuji: Because I always talk with the figures at my house.
Hitsuji: Hey~~ Nyasuke~~!
Hitsuji: Where are you~?
Sakura: Muuu...not here?
Hitsuji: Seems like it.
Hitsuji: This could be bad if we don't fix this soon, Sakura-san.
>Won't your parents start to worry about you?
Sakura: My parents couldn't care less.
>txt: It seems she doesn't get along with her family, huh.
>txt: Right now, for Sakurai-san.
>txt: It seems I'm the only one she can rely on.
Hitsuji: Do you want to enjoy the view for a little bit?
Sakura: I guess.
Sakura: ......I'm so bored.
Sakura: Then let's smash that boredom.
Sakura: As thanks for you helping me with finding that stupid cat,
Sakura: I'll teach you a little something about fighting.
Sakura: That way you can get yourself out of a pinch without help.
Hitsuji: N, no. That's okay.
Hitsuji: At a time like this, she's thinking about fighting?
Hitsuji: Is she meddlesome, or just hot blooded...?
Hitsuji: I'm fine with living under the radar. Hahaha.
t/n: No idea what "toppe" is.
Sakura: What's with this lack of willpower?!
Sakura: Moron! Idiot! Slug! Four-eyes! Otaku!
Hitsuji: I didn't choose to be a four-eyes...
Sakura: All you do is run from reality.
Sakura: Is that what you call living?
>sfx: hyuu (wind blowing)
>sfx bubbles top left: doki doki
Sakura: And this part of reality you have no problem facing~~!!
Hitsuji: I agree~~~!!
Koyama: Yo, Hitsuji.
Koyama: What are you doing?
Koyama: Well, whatever. You're safe for now.
Koyama: I just want to go party, so take out your wallet.
Sakura: Hell no! That's not happening!
Sakura: I'll kill you!
Koyama: Stand up.
>lil txt: Hnn?
Hitsuji: Ah, ahhh.
>sfx: Him getting his ass beat.
Koyama: You should really watch what you say, dumbass.
Koyama: And you really shouldn't try imitate Sakurai either.
Sakura: I'm sorry, Hitsuji.
Sakura: I'll give you a hint on how to beat that guy.
>txt: He started by using his left elbow.
>txt: And the karate club doesn't start with an elbow.
>txt: A true fist and knife edge fist is supposed to be the right hand only.
>txt: And strangely, he was rubbing his left wrist.
>txt: Do you understand what this means?
>flashback: I've been anxious, since we haven't had many club activities lately. / Hehehe.
Hitsuji: His left wrist is.......
Sakura: Firmly grab hold of his left wrist,
>And twist with all your might!
Sakura: Then smash him into the ground!
Sakura: He's convinced that you'll put up no resistance.
>That's your one chance!
>sfx same panel: dokun (heart beats)
Hitsuji: B, but can I really do that?
Hitsuji: He might counter it.
Sakura: We'll deal with it if it comes.
>txt: Easy for you to say~~~!
Koyama: Ohhhh?! This is amazing!
Koyama: It looks just like Sakurai!
>txt: It's happening again.
>txt: As soon as he picked me up, I stopped being able to move my body.
>txt: Damn it!!
Hitsuji: G, give her back to---
Koyama: Shut the fuck up!
Koyama: Ohhhh~~ Really nice.
Koyama: This is some fine crafting! Where the hell did this thing get made?
>txt: This bastard...
>txt: This bastard~~~!!
>txt: For right now
>txt: I'm the only one Sakurai-san can rely on!
Hitsuji: Don't you dare
Hitsuji: Touch my figure with your filthy hands~~~!!
>txt: Firmly grasp
>txt: The left wrist
Koyama: Man this kid is weak.
>txt above him: Uwahhhhhhh
>sfx top left: Slip
>sfx bottom: Slam / Crack
>sfx: Hyuu / Smack (sakura falling through the air and then hitting ground)
Koyama: It hurts~~~ It hurts~~~!
>sfx around hitsuji: Heavy breathing
Hitsuji: Sa, Sakurai-san, are you okay!?
Sakura: I can move!!
Sakura: Anyway. It seems I lose the ability to move and become like a real doll when someone else touches me.
Sakura: And the only thing that returns me to normal is when you touch me.
Hitsuji: Then....Nyasuke used magic on me too?
Hitsuji: Anyway. I'm just happy you're safe~!
Sakura: You won!?
Sakura: To be honest, I thought you were a dead man....
>txt: Co..could it be that this person's wild nature and hot bloodedness
>txt: Are caused by her just saying whatever is on her mind?
Sakura: Well, you're as weak as a baby.
>But you did put up a slightly interesting fight.
Hitsuji: B, but was that all true?
Hitsuji: About you turning rigid when someone touches you,
>And returning to normal again when I touch you?
Sakura: Umuuu~~~ No mistake about it.
Sakura: We have to find that cat.
Sakura: If you're not around when I'm not able to move, it could be a really bad situation for me.
Sakura: Since you were only able to win due to my magnificent coaching, you owe me one.
Sakura: So in other words.
Sakura: From now on, I'm going to be staying with you for a while.
>txt: Why do I have the feeling that this is the start of some really strange days to come?
>lil txt: Guhhhh~~
Sakura: Ohhooo~~ So this is your house, eh?
>Ugh! I really worked up a sweat today.
Hitsuji: Ah! I have something you can change into.
>What do you think of this?