Reserved For Kanapox
Yankee Figure Chapter 02
Hitsuji: Nyasuke~~~~ Where are you~~~?
Hitsuji: See him anywhere?
Sakura: Damn it! I'm Sakurai Sakura! The strongest and most respected yankee around!
Sakura: Why have I been reduced to the size of a doll?!
Sakura: It started when that black cat Nyasuke looked at us and grinned.
Sakura: That's when I was suddenly this size.
Hitsuji: And that's why I'm helping you search for him so you can return to normal.
Sakura: You understand!
>chapter title on left: Storm! Pink Japan
>txt: *It's the chapter title again.*
Sakura: But you know, Hitsuji.
Sakura: It's really lucky that you had clothes for me to wear since you're a figure otaku, but...
Hitsuji: Oh those? That's Sailor Frill Purin-chan's costume.
Sakura: Don't call me that!!
Sakura: I'm not one of your stupid figures!
>txt: Beggar's can't be choosers~~!!
>txt on jackets: Pink Japan
>txt: Gyah! Delinquents!
>txt: Ss, scary!
>txt: Uwah~~ Uwah~~
>sfx around him: doki doki
Shizuka: Listen up, Rumi!
Rumi: Okay, Shizuka.
Shizuka: We're members of "Pink Japan," the strongest girl gang around.
Shizuka: We can't lose to anyone, be it fighting or racing! We have to be the strongest beauties!
Shizuka: And we have one thorn in our side keeping us from being the strongest.
Shizuka: And that thorn's name is Sakurai Sakura.
Shizuka: She's a child who loves blood and violence sent by heaven.
t/n: Hopefully you can think up a better sounding line, I'm tired at the moment ^^;
>txt in the panel to sakura's left: Gyaaaaa~~~
Shizuka: She totally destroyed us the last time we challenged her.
Hitsuji: Were you really that violent?
Sakura: Who are they again?
Hitsuji: .....and you don't even remember them.
>txt: Of all things to happen.
>txt: We end up running into people that have it out for Sakurai-san.
>txt: It's kind of scary.
>txt: I have a bad feeling about this.....!
Shizuka: So today we're going to think up an anti-Sakurai plan!
>Let's do it!
Rumi: Let's do it!
Shizuka: First things first! Why do you think she's so unbelievably strong?
Rumi: Because she only thinks with her muscles?
Rumi: So she doesn't have to think at all while fighting?
Shizuka: Gyahahaha~~ That's right!
Shizuka: Ain't that the truth~~! Hahahaha!
>txt in the same panel: Gyahahaha
>txt: Oh no!
>txt: If they see her like this--
>txt: It'll be really bad!!
Sakura: You're the muscle heads here!!
Both: What the hell was that!?
Shizuka: Want to mess with us, huh?
Rumi: Trying to sound just like Sakurai, huh!?
Box: The actual person that spoke.
Shizuka: Stupid four eyes!
>txt: Ahhh~~~ I knew it.
>txt: Why do these things always happen when I'm with her?!
Shizuka: Rumi, check this out!
Shizuka: Seriously!? It looks just like Sakurai!
Rumi: That's amazing, Shizuka.
txt: Oh no! If someone other than me touches her,
>txt: She becomes like a doll and isn't able to move.
Shizuka: It looks like Sakurai, yet it's wearing some cute clothes.
Rumi: She'd never wear these. Let's take them off.
>txt: Hyaa~~~ We had to use a swimming figure's outfit instead of underwear.
>sfx: doki doki
>txt: Ack! Now isn't the time to be all "doki doki"!!
Hitsuji: Give her ba--
Shizuka: Shut up, shrimp!
Shizuka: What connection do you have to Sakurai?
Shizuka: Kukuku. This feels great. Almost like I'm really torturing that bitch.
>Well then, now for the bottom half.
Sakurai: Damn it~~~!!
Hitsuji: Stop being mean to my figure~~~!!
>txt: If I touch her, she should return to normal.
Shizuka: Damn him!
Hitsuji: Are you okay, Sakurai-san?
Sakura: Ohhh, my body is free.
Hitsuji: You should learn a lesson from this.
>Just let me do the talking from now on, okay?
Sakura: Yeah, I get it.
Sakura: But the next time I meet those bitches, they better be prepared.
Sakura: Because they're dead meat.
Hitsuji: What did I just say about talking~~~!?
Shizuka: Get back here, you four eyed shrimp!
>txt: We have to escape! I'll have to make a run for it!!
Box: One minute later.
>sfx txt next to him: Hahhh~~~ (heavy breathing sounds)
Hitsuji: My...my legs can't take it anymore.
Sakura: You know, it wouldn't hurt to put down the figures and get some exercise every now and then.
Shizuka: There's no hope for you now.
Rumi: Ready to get serious?
>txt: Ho-nyoo~~~ Weapons~~~
>txt: What do I do~~!?
Rumi: I'm metal fist Rumi, let's go!
Sakura: She was only attacking in a semi circular motion, so I kind of helped you with the movements.
>Just barely pulled it off.
Hitsuji: I feel really horrible~~~~
>txt: I may have been better off being hit.
Shizuka: Stop talking to a doll!
Shizuka: You're really strange, kid.
>You must not have any friends, huh?
>txt above him: Bull's Eye
Shizuka: Shit! How dare you do that to Rumi!
Shizuka: It's unforgivable!!
>txt: From that height, it's like falling from a ten story building!
>txt: I have to save her or she'll die!!
Hitsuji: L, let me go~!
Shizuka: Moron. You really think you can get away?
>txt: I can't move like this.
Shizuka: Now I'm gonna bash your head in.
>txt(both): Oh no! / This is bad!!
>txt: I absolutely have to help her!
Shizuka: He stopped a metal baton with his bare hand!?
Hitsuji: I'm so~~~rr~~~yy~
>lil txt next to him: Hyaa~~
Hitsuji: Sa, Sakurai-san, are you all right?!
>txt: She must have lost the skirt in the crash just now!
Hitsuji: Ah, uhhh-
>txt: It looks soft~~
>sfx: doki doki doki
Sakura: Stop staring so intently~~~~!!
Hitsuji: I'm sorry~~~~!
Hitsuji: But if you're that energetic, you must be okay.
Hitsuji: Thank goodness.
>txt: When I'm with her,
>txt: Sometimes I act a little courageous.
>txt: She's small and cute as a figure.
>txt: My yankee.
Hitsuji: ----But my hand hurts so bad~~~~!
>txt next to him: Gyaaaa~~~
Shizuka: Wh...what a guy.
Shizuka: "No matter how much a woman hit's me."
Shizuka: "I won't be so low as to use a weapon on her."
Shizuka: That's what you wanted to say, right?
Shizuka: It's our loss. This is the first time I've ever met a guy like you.
>txt: It turned into a serious misunderstanding!!
>txt: Well. That's okay.
>txt: Like this, nobody's been hurt.
t/n: except for your hand, moron.
Sakura: This huge rock should be good enough to attack her right?
Hitsuji: Cut it out!
Sakura: Let go, Hitsuji!
Shizuka: But going that far to save a doll....
Shizuka: Hmph.....what a nice guy.
Hitsuji: I said stop it~~~
Shizuka: What a frightening guy....doing all that to make me drop my guard and show my back to the enemy.
Shizuka: You're a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Box: After that,
Box: Those two decided to become my followers.
Rumi: Going to the bathroom, Aniki?
Rumi: That's great!
Shizuka: We'll accompany you, Aniki!
Shizuka: Please look after us.
Box: It really sucks.