Samurai High School 1

Samurai High school Chapter 01

PAGE 01

Chapter 01 Title: Tsukiko and Kou's entrance exam.

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Papa: Ohhhh, you two are so lively, that's great.

Mama: It seems like it's been decided dear!

News: It's amazing!! It's the first time in the history of Japan!! The top of the samurai world, mister Habama from mars has just taken the office of supreme general~~~~!!!

News: His faith that "All samurai must protect the weak and defeat evil" has transcended all class's and stations~~!!

Papa: Did you hear that, mother?! It's the dawn of a new Japan!!

Mama: Yes, it's splendid.

Papa: From now on it's going to be an era where no matter what class or station, you can do anything!!

Papa: This is going to be an era,

Papa: Where these two will be able to shine brilliantly....!!!

PAGE 02 + 03 double spread

Title: Tsukiko and Kou's entrance exam.

PAGE 04

Box: 15 years later.

Box: Slum Tokyo. Where common samurai families and alien immigrants live together.

Lady: Ah!

Lady: Oh no~~~

Kou: Are you okay, granny?

Tsukiko: It seems you have a sprained ankle. Shall I carry you?

Kou: Leave the bag to me!

Lady: Oh my....

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Tsukiko: Please, careful getting up!!

Kou: With you that's three.

Tsukiko: What's with you! For a samurai's child this should be nothing!!

Kou: But the bags are heavy...

Tsukiko: It's because you lack training!! From now on we'll do 5,000 push ups a day together!!

Kou: But I'll die~~!!

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SP: Move! Step aside, all you common samurai and aliens!!

Tomoza: Hmph.

SP: Get out of the young master's way!!

Tomoza: Even though I'm running an errand for father, a higher samurai like me shouldn't have to walk through this trash heap...!!

Tomoza: Shouldn't you two have cleared the way of trash before I came through!?

SP: We're terribly sorry, young master!!

Girl: Someone help!! He stole my purse~~~!!

Tomoza: Hmph. What do you expect from an area filled with maggots.

Girl: Give it back!

Tomoza: It's so unsightly for a woman to raise her voice!

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SP: Young master~~~!!!

SP: Are you all right, young master?!

Tsukiko: Sorry about that.

PAGE 08

Tsukiko: Ladies, hold on for just a moment more please!

Lady: Okay~~

Guy: Hiiii~~~~~

Tsukiko: Give it back!

Guy: Alright~~~~~!!!

PAGE 09

Girl: Thank you so much!

Girl: Such a kind young lady, isn't she?

Woman: And such a strong, brave young man~~

Kou: It seems like we've been mistaken again huh?

Kou: I am the boy after all...

Box: Sakakido Kou. 15 years old. Younger twin brother.

Tsukiko: Because you don't act anything like a guy!

Tsukiko: That's why they mistake me for a guy isn't it!!

Box: Sakakido Tsukiko. 15 years old. Older twin sister.

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Kou: It's surprising that the three woman riding on your back didn't notice anything.

Tsukiko: Huh? You say something?

Kou: No. It's nothing...

Tomoza: Wait right there~~~~~~~!!!

Tomoza: You low class samurai!!

Tomoza: How dare you!! For you to dare knee me, Kamiyama Tomoza, a high class samurai!!

Box: High class samurai. Kamiyama Tomoza.

Guy: Pfft! He just wants to brag about being a high class samurai.

Catguy: But, I heard the Kamiyama's are like super high class!

Alien: Dangerous...

Tsukiko: What..oh it's you?

Tsukiko: You're a disgrace to the name of samurai.

Tomoza: What!?

Tsukiko: Supreme commander Habama said it himself did he not?

Tsukiko: "A samurai must protect the weak."

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Crowd: Yeah! That's right!!

Crowd: Someone like you should just go the hell away!!

Guy: You tell him, boy!!

Tsukiko: Who are you calling a boy!!

Tomoza: Guwahh~~~!! My leg~! My leg~~~~!!!

SP: Young master~~~~~~~~!!!

Tomoza: Damn you!! You had better remember this!!

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Tsukiko: Who the hell is going to remember you!!

Tsukiko: Kou!! You say something too!!

Kou: But, I don't know anything to say~

Box: Common class tenement housing.

Tsukiko: We're home!

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Mama: Welcome home!

Papa: Something interesting happen out on your walk?

Kou: Yes. Tsukiko kneed an upper class samurai in the face...

Tsukiko: I had to.

Papa: Wh...what the hell were you thinking~~~~!!!

Papa: Tsukiko!! You're a girl, you should start acting more like one....

Tsukiko: Huh? You say something, father?

Papa: And Kou!! You're a man!! You need to start acting more like it and keep your sister from...

Kou: Mama, what are you making?

Mama: Cookies.

Kou: I want to make some too~! I love cooking~~!!

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Papa: ....whatever.

Papa: Guess I'll just watch some TV all by myself...

News: Opening the path to the future!!

News: The country's first samurai high school!!!

News: Examination is free of charge. The examinee can be of any class status.

News: The one's who pass are exempt of any tuition fees. The examinee's family may move to Eight Tree Hills and will recieve a cash stipend every month!

News: Some past graduates include famous actress miss Yoshiyama Sayuri and national singer, mister Oozora Hibari.

News: Not to mention this person...

Habama: Good day, this is Habama.

Habama: This school's top graduate will have the qualifications necessary to become the next supreme commander!

Habama: The test is tomorrow!! Everyone has a chance so make sure to come on out!!

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Tsukiko: If you graduate at the top...

Tsukiko: You have a chance to become the supreme commander, the elite of the elite samurai~!!?

Papa: Tsukiko....

Papa: I can't see the TV with you standing there...

Tsukiko: Father~~!!

Papa: Yes~~~!?!?

Tsukiko: I'm going to go tomorrow!! I want to become the next supreme commander!!

Papa: Wahhh~~~!!! Wait, wait, hold it!!

Papa: Don't be so hasty~!!!

Papa: You know....even if you graduate at the top of the class at samurai high, a female can't become the supreme commander.

Tsukiko: And why is that!!

Papa: Well...it's unprecedented...

Papa: And furthermore. The test for males is designed to test the quality of a man. And the female test is the same way, understand...?

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Kou: Tsukiko~~~.
>I just made your daily six egg energy drink!

Kou: And look at this! A lace apron I made earlier.

Papa: Everyone longs to go to a super elite school...

Papa: But it's an almost impossible dream for one's such as us...

Kou: Mama~~ I'm going to start making the tarts now~~

Kou: Still awake?

Tsukiko: Sorry. Did I wake you?

Kou: Nope. It seems something's on your mind, Tsukiko....

Tsukiko: Kou....

Tsukiko: Will you listen to what I have to say?

Kou: Sure!

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Tsukiko: You know about Mr.Habama right? He's an alien immigrant who rose to the position of supreme commander.

Kou: He's your idol right?

Habama: Whether you're an alien or a common samurai, we all have the chance to become supreme commander!!

Habama: As long as you have a samurai's conviction, class means nothing!!

Tsukiko: I was impressed by his speech.

Tsukiko: I want to become someone like him.

Papa: Even if you graduate at the top, for a woman to become supreme commander....

Papa: It's unprecedented....

Tsukiko: Mr.Habama smashed the precedent and exceeded the class difference...

Tsukiko: If I can, I also want to smash the precedent of class and sex....

Tsukiko: For that purpose~~

Tsukiko: I'll definitely enter samurai high school!!!

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Tsukiko: I want to become the first ever female supreme commander!!

Tsukiko: Also, if I succeed, mom and dad will surely be happy with the money stipend!

Kou: That's true, but....

Kou: What are you going to do about the female tests?

Tsukiko: That's what you're best at!!

Kou: What?!

Tsukiko: Did you forget?

Tsukiko: We're twins after all...!

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Guy: Number 515, Sakakido Kou!!

Tsukiko: Here!

Lady: Number 516, Sakakido Tsukiko!!

Kou: Here...

Kou: Ehh~~~~~!! You mean we take each other's tests~~?!

Tsukiko: No! We just switch places!

Tsukiko: You wear a wig! And I put my hair into a topknot!!

Kou: Noo~~~ Stop~~~~~!!!

Kou: You don't have to cut your hair, just put it behind you~~!!

Tsukiko: Eh? Really?

Kou: Will this really be okay~~...

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Sensei: Will the girls please come over here and get changed.

Kou: The art of kimono dressing huh....

Kou: The test seems to have already started...

Kou: Tsukiko!!

Kou: I knew it! I can't do this~~~!!!

Sensei: Gentlemen!! We'll be holding onto your swords for now!

Sensei: Before the test begins, I'd like you all to come up and sign this release!!

Tsukiko: Sign?

Tsukiko: What is this about?

Paper: I agree and have no problems with the fact that I may die at any point during this test.

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Kou: Tsukiko~~!!!

Tsukiko: Kou...no, that's not right.

Tsukiko: Tsukiko?!

Tsukiko: I told you right, you need to call me Kou when we're like this...

Kou: I..I'm sorry...

Kou: Th...there's no way I can possibly act like a girl at all....

Tsukiko: No....I think you have exactly what it takes to act like a girl.

Tomoza: Hey, look at that! Making a girl cry, what a lady killer!

Tsukiko: Who's crying!!!

Tomoza: You're a man aren't you!!

Tomoza: Now that I look closer, you two were those common samurai from yesterday!!

Tsukiko: Oh yeah! You're the guy that got pissed on by the...

Tomoza: If you finish that sentence I'll kill you!!

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Kou: Everyone...you shouldn't fight.

Tsukiko: Sister...

Announcer: Pin, pon, pin po~~n. The female class test will begin shortly. We ask that all participants get to their assigned areas.

Kou: I've gotta...no...I must go!

Kou: Tsuk...Kou, don't overdo it okay!

Tomoza: ...do you think your sister will pass...?

Sensei: Well then, everyone,
>I will now announce the subject for this test!

Sensei: Please express your art by knitting something!!

Sensei: Begin!!

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Sensei: The boys test will now begin~!!

Sensei: Your subject?! There's no such thing for you!!
>The one's left alive after an hour will have passed~~~~~!!!

Monkey: And here we are~~!!
>This year's samurai high school entrance exam has begun~~!!

Monkey: Bringing the narration from up in the studio, it's rabbit mask and monkey mask!

Golem: Upii~~~~!!

GOlem: Upipi~~~~

Tomoza: What's with these guys!

Tomoza: Their faces look so stupid!!

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Monkey: You shouldn't make fun of the golem's from the north star!
>With their pretty faces they love to eat human meat. It's their favorite food!!

Monkey: Are you an idiot~~~!!!

SP: Young master~~~!!!

Tomoza: Ohhh!! You guys!!

Tsukiko: You brought your attendants to help you with this test?!

Tomoza: Nothing is impossible if you have the money~~!!

Tomoza: ...what, you've already been eaten!!

SP: Y..young....master...

Tomoza: I'm weak in these kinds of situations...

Tsukiko: And you call yourself a samurai!!?

Tsukiko: There are too many...if I can only find a weapon....

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Golem: Upi!!

Golem: Bupa~~~!!!

Golem: Pipibu~~~~!!!

Rabbit: Ohhh~~~!? It seems there is an examinee who is fighting furiously~!!

Monkey: But what is that weapon he's using to defeat them?

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Monkey: A human~~~~!!! It's a human bat~~~~~~~~!!!

Kou: Tsukiko....!!

Monkey: Have number's 516 and 213 formed some sort of joint strategy~~~~~?!!?

Monkey: He has the strength of a fierce god!! It seems certain that these two will pass!

Kou: I must do my best as well!!

Monkey: But, it seems he's attracted too much attention doesn't it?!

Rabbit: He's been surrounded by ten of them!! Well, what will he do now?!!

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Monkey: Home run~~~~!!!

PAGE 28

Monkey: So strong! Almost too strong!! An amazing samurai has appeared~~~!!!

Tsukiko: No problem!!

Kou: Well done~~!

Tsukiko: Kou!!

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Tsukiko: You...what are you doing here...? What about the test?!

Kou: It's fine...! Don't worry!

Sensei: Number 516!?
>What is the meaning of this, leaving before the end of the test!!?

Girl: Sensei....! Please look at that!!

Sensei: Wha....

Sensei: What is this...!!?

Sensei: Is this really knitting wool!?

Sensei: It's like a photo.....it's as if they could start moving!!

Sensei: And such a wonderful picture of family love...!!

Sensei: A miracle...! A miracle has appeared before our very eyes!!

Announcer: Time up!!

Announcer: The passing student's badge's will now light up!!

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Kou: Tsukiko, we did it~~~!!!

Tsukiko: Yeah! You did a great job too Kou!!

Announcer: Pin, pon, pin, po~~~~n.
>A message from the examination committee.

Announcer: The golems used in this test are all trained by professionals. All eaten examinee's are completely safe, so please don't worry.

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Papa: Sheesh....where have those two gotten off to. They don't tell us anything!

Mama: Don't worry, dear...

News: And now for the news.

News: Today, samurai high school's entrance exam has come to a close.

Papa: Haha....
>It's the birth of the elites.

News: We will now take you live to the scene where we will hear a few words from the girl and boy who passed with top marks.

Tsukiko: Father, mother!! It's all right, we both passed!!

Kou: We're going to live in 8 tree hills now~~~~!!

PAGE 32

Mama: Ah....
>A rainbow...

Papa: A...
>A rainbow isn't what you should be surprised about!!

Mama: Oh? But it's great isn't it, it's supposed to be a sign of luck.

Papa: No! Mother, look at the TV!!

Papa: Those two switched places in order to pass?!

Papa: What do they plan to do for the next 3 years~~~~!!!