Samurai High School 2

Samurai High School Chapter 02

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Box: On a certain island, there exists a male and female pair of twins.

Box: The elder sister is a super spunky child with dreams of being a strong samurai.

Box: The younger brother wants nothing more than to be a peaceful home maker.

Box: And this is the super elite school, the country's first samurai high school.

Box: Where no matter what class you belong to, examination is free.

Box: For those accepted, tuition is free, their family is allowed to live in the exclusive 8 tree hills housing complex, and they are given a monthly stipend to live on.

Habama: And furthermore.....for those that graduate at the top in this school,

Habama: You have the chance to stand at the top of the country, as the next supreme commander!!

Box: And it's at this school....

Tsukiko: Father! Mother! It's okay! We both passed!!

Box: That the story of these twins who have switched places to pass the test begins...!!

PAGE 02

Title: The twins, a bear, and home made tarts.

PAGE 03

Box: 8 Tree Hills.

Papa: Don't tell me you passed~~~!!!

Papa: Don't you think that switching places to take the test was dishonest!!

Papa: And what were you planning to do if you were found out!?!

Tsukiko: Well we don't have to worry about that now.

Kou: We passed and now we're back to normal.
>Look, I'm in boys clothing, and Tsukiko is in female clothes.

Papa: Even if you say that, what do you plan to do for the next three yea---

Mama: Dear~~~ I'm ready to shower~~~

Papa: Uwah!? What was that!?

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Mama: Money shower~~!!

Papa: Kyaaa~~~!! Hot, hot, hot~~~!! Yahooo~~~ money~~~~!!!

Papa: My clothes are melting, my clothes are melting!!

Papa: Ah, my money undies didn't melt!!

Mama: Neither did my money bra....

Papa: Ohoo!! Sexy money~~~!!

Tsukiko: Have you always been poor, father?! You seem to be enjoying this the most!!

Kou: I hope tomorrow's entrance ceremony will be fun~~!! Ah, speaking of, mother, father, you shouldn't come!!

Papa: You're going to just ignore us now?! You can't do that, we'll be so sad!!

Tsukiko: We're off....

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Kou: I've never seen father and mother like that before. They've suddenly changed so much....

Box: Sakakido Kou. Younger twin brother.

Tsukiko: They can be forgiven for it.

Tsukiko: They're truly pleased about the situation after all.

Box: Sakakido Tsukiko. Older twin sister.

Box: Samurai high school student dormitory.

Kou: I didn't think this school required it's students to live in the dorms.

Kou: I wonder if I'll really be able to do this...

Tsukiko: A samurai's child can't complain!

Kou: You're so strong Tsukiko. You plan to become the first female supreme commander!

Tsukiko: Absolutely!!

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Kou: It would be great if our roommates are nice people.

Tsukiko: Yeah. Well, see you at the ceremony!

Tomoza: It's the common samurai!!

Tomoza: I have to see you again!?

Tomoza: You should feel honored to share the same room as I, lord Kamiyama Tomoza!!
>You must have used up your entire life's worth of luck to get to share this room with one such as me!!

Kou: Uwahhh~~~~ Tsukiko~~~~!!

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Girl: So much stuff! It won't budge at all...

Girl: It's too heavy...!

Tsukiko: Where is your room?

Girl:Th...the second floor....!

Girl: Th...thank you so much....

PAGE 08

Tsukiko: Cute girls. Kind of reminds me of Kou....

Tomoza: Don't slack off now, you two!! Hurry up and change me!!

Tomoza: I want the sheets perfect! Not a single wrinkle!!

Kou: Oh boy, is it always like this?

SP: No...at the mansion we have maids to deal with this work. We've never done it before.

Kou: If you don't mind, I can give you a hand.

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Tomoza: Ohh!! As expected of a low class samurai!! You're very good at menial work!!

Kou: I love doing housework.

Kou: And, my name is Sakakido Kou, not low class samurai.

Tomoza: Sakakido Kou....

Tomoza(thought): What's going on....? Before now the atmosphere around him was different...

Tomoza: Well how about this!!
>I'll appoint you as my steward!

Kou: Ehhh~~~~~!?!

Kou: Wh...why do I have to be?!

Tomoza: Silence!! Hurry up and dress me!!

Kou: Gee~~~~~~z....

Kou: Guess it can't be helped...

Kou: Hold still!

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Tomoza: Wh...what's this...!

Tomoza: Some kind of tactic!? No, I'm just tired, that's all!!

Kou: There, finished!

Tomoza: O..okay!

Kou: Would you like some help as well?

SP: Please.

Tomoza: Aren't you two supposed to be on guard?!!

Sensei: *sigh* Is it my turn yet?

Tomoza: A line has formed! Anyway, who are you?!!

Sensei: I'm a teacher, there some kind of problem?

Tomoza: A big one!!

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Kou: Come now, calm down.

Kou: I made everyone some tea!

Kou: Here you go~~

Sensei: Oh, thanks.

lil bubble: *sip*

Sensei: Delicious!!

Sensei: Another please!!

Guy: More!!

Guy: Me as well!!

Sensei: You're called Sakakido right? You presented the image of a demon at the entrance exam, but you know~~~

Sensei: You're a nice guy!!

Guy: He certainly looked like a demon!

Kou: Tsukiko....

Kou: Well this is okay...

Kou: It seems like I'll be able to do this after all, Tsukiko!

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Tsukiko: Achoo~~~!!

lil bubble: *sniffle*

Girl: Are you all right, Tsukiko? I brought warm tea.

Tsukiko: No worries.
>Even if someone is talking about me.

Tsukiko: I'll be just fine as long as I have this.

Box: Her usual drink with 6 eggs.

Tsukiko: Hmph...

Tsukiko: Foo...

Tsukiko(thought): This place is filled with nice people...

2 lil bubbles next to her: ha!

Tsukiko(thought): Seems like this will be a piece of cake...

Girl: Kyaaa~!

Girl: That's dangerous!

Girl: Stop that!!

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Girl: Say Tsukiko, you were the one who passed the knitting test at the top of the class right?

Girl: Surely your cooking has to be splendid too right?

Girl: What's your specialty?

Kou: I'm making tarts!

Tsukiko: Tarts....I guess..?

Girl: We can use the ingredients in the cooking room!

Girl: I definitely want to try some of Tsukiko's home made tarts!!

Tsukiko: I've seen them made...but...

Tsukiko: Okay.....

Girl: All right!! Yay~~~!!

Girl: We're super lucky!!

PAGE 14

Girl: *cough*...

Medic: This is where the food poisoning has taken place!!

Medic: Move! Stay out of the way!!

Girl: Miss Tsukiko! Please come to the night duty room immediately!!

PAGE 15

Guy: Something's happened over in the girl's dorm!!

Guy: An ambulance is here!!

Kou: I wonder if Tsukiko is okay...

Kou: I told her not to over do it...

Kou: Thank you for the tea pot.

Kou: Everyone enjoyed it!

Kajama: Is that so. That's great isn't it...

Kajama: Are you getting along well with everyone?

Kou: Yes!

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Kajama: As for me, I'm going to be beating your ass from now on!!

Kou: Ehhh~~~~~~~?!

Kou: Uwah!!

Kou: Wait a...

Kou: Hold on...

Kajama: I am second year class D's Kajama!!

Kajama: If I beat you who is at the top of the class, I'll be the new bad ass!!

Kajama: You won't be able to rest a second in the next three years!!

Kajama: Because this whole school is a battlefield!!

lil bubble: Hyuu

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Guy: Stop babbling, moron.
>The one who's going to take his neck will be me.

Kajama: Ah...

Kajama: Gah...

Sensei: Hold it right there~~~~~!!!

Sensei: He isn't officially in school yet!! Now cut it out!!

Guy: Damn...

Sensei: You all right?

Kou: Yes...

Sensei: The system at this school is a little different than normal. The one who passes at the top of the class is a huge target.

Sensei: You have to always be on your guard.

Sensei: However, you realize they are only the underlings of the second years? To be able to deal with these guys even one life may not be enough.

Kou: L...life...

Kou: I didn't know this was such a dangerous school...

PAGE 18

Sensei: You don't seem worried about tomorrow's entrance ceremony at all, eh?

Sensei: Traditionally, every year the top passers put on a performance to show the rest of the school their spirit.

Kou: Huh?

Sensei: The boy is pitted to fight against a fierce animal.

Sensei: And while that's going on, the girl show's her cooking skills.

Kou+Tsukiko: Say what~~~~~~~~~~~!?!

PAGE 19

Sfx at top: Bing, Bong

Sign: Entrance exam ceremony hall

Papa: W..we ended up attending after all!

Papa: It is such a big occasion for the both of them after all!!

Mama: Oh yes! You also look splendid, dear~~~

Enki: Congratulations to you all for entering this fine institution.

Enki: I am the school's principal, Enki.

Papa: What's with that face....is this some kind of joke?!

Mama: Shhh~~~~

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Enki: Congratulations to you all for entering this fine institution.

Enki: I am the school's principal, Enki.

Enki: For the next three years, do your best, and the top male graduate will have the qualifications to become the next supreme commander!

Enki: And as for the top female, she will have the right to marry whomever she chooses. But you all knew that right?

Tsukiko: My goal is to be supreme commander!

Enki: There is one condition to becoming the top student.

Enki: And that is having all other students recognize you as being number one.

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Enki: For males, that is consolidating power!!

Enki: For females, that is being the top in beauty and culture!!

Tsukiko: Please excuse me a moment, I need to use the rest room!!

Sensei: But you haven't finished cooking yet have you!?

Kou: I need to use the rest room....!

Sensei: But it's almost turn for you to go up!!

Enki: Everyone! Please use all your physical and mental power,

Enki: To ensure you have the best high school life possible!

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Tsukiko: Kou!!

Kou: Tsukiko!

Kou: I'm sorry! I'm scared! I couldn't stay calm...

Kou: I'm the worst coward!!

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Tsukiko: No, Kou! You're amazing!!
>I'm the one that ran away.

Tsukiko: You're the genius of housework that the Sakakido family brags about!!

Kou: Tsukiko....

Kou: You'll definitely become the supreme commander!

Tsukiko: Yeah! And I'll definitely make sure you pass at the top too!

Enki: And now, let's bring up the top entrant to give us a performance of what we can look forward to.

Papa: That's my child!! That's my boy!!

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Enki: The boy representative, Sakakido Kou will battle with space's number one predator, the full moon ring bear!

Enki: The bear was fed nothing yesterday to prepare for today's battle! The air is humming with anticipation~~~

Papa: Th...this is idiotic~~!! You trying to kill my kid ?!!?

Enki: And during this battle, the representative girl, Sakakido Tsukiko will be distributing her specially made tarts to the audience.

Papa: Kou!! Get out of there!! You'll be killed~~~!!

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Woman: Kyaah~~~!!

Papa: Kou~~~~~!!

lil bubble: *stop*

lil bubble: *Hyuu*

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Bear: Guu...

Bear: Guoo...

Papa: K...Kou...??

Papa: No...that's...

Papa: Tsukiko~~~~~~~!?!?

Kou: Here is your tart, sir! Oh, papa...!

Papa: Dowahhh~~~~~~!!!

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Sensei: So strong....! She didn't even have the time to pass out all the tarts....

Sensei: She's a genius...In an instant she made over 500 tarts....!

Girl: Delicious~~~!

Girl: Such a wonderful taste~~~!!

Sensei: An amazing pair has appeared don't you think?

Sensei: Yeah, seriously...!!

PAGE 29

Kou: Father, Mother, we're sorry...we know we've done something bad...
>But, this is what we want to do.

Tsukiko: We don't mean to cause trouble! Please allow us to attend school like this!!

txt next to papa: *sigh~~~~*

Papa: All right, I understand!! Your papa is also a guy!! Do as you like!!

Kou: Papa...

Tsukiko: Father...!

Papa: But you had definitely not get found out, you hear?! I won't allow you to withdraw from school if you are!!

Kou+Tsukiko: Okay!!

Papa: ...I wonder if this will work out...

Papa: No...there are no clear or direct answers when raising children...

Mama: Dear, here is the school pamphlet.

Papa: Hmm?

PAGE 30

lil bubble next to his glasses: *crack*

Paper: If entrants are found to have gotten their position unjustly, they and their family will be sentences to 500 years detainment at the dark forest internment camp on the surface of the moon.

Papa: I knew this was a bad idea~~~~~!!!

Mama: Dear~~~~~!

SP: Welcome back, Kou.

SP: We hope you take care of us today as well!

Tomoza: You're late, my steward!!

Tomoza: Well, whatever. Hurry up and change my clothes!!

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SP: Young master~~~!!

SP: Are you all right, young master!?

SP: Pull yourself together, sir!!!

Tsukiko: Even as a joke, that was a step too far!!

Tsukiko: To a samurai, that kind of insult is unpardonable!!

Guys: It's like a totally different person from yesterday...
>He was trying to lure us into a false sense of security....!
>What a frightful guy....!!

PAGE 32

Girl: Ah, Tsukiko! You came just at the right time!

Girl: Could you possibly help us move again?

Kou: Sure~~

Kou: S,s,s....sorry..c...can we take a little rest?!

>txt over kou: Hahh/ zeeh / *heavy breathing*

Girl: That's fine~~

Girl: After all, Tsukiko is a girl too, huh.

Box: Anyway, congratulations on entering school!

Box: Do your best and don't lose, you two!!