Samurai High School 4

Samurai High School Chapter 04

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>Title: Kou, cooking, and a bunny girl

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Box: Samurai high, a super elite high school.

Box: This is where a peculiar pair of twin siblings go to school.

Kou: Wow~~~!!
>This library has an amazing collection~~~!!

Kou: Tsukiko! Look, look!

Kou: There are even books on space cuisine~~~!!

Box: Sakakido Kou. Younger twin brother. At school he is "Tsukiko."

Tsukiko: I've told you to call me "Kou" while at school!

Tsukiko: And you shouldn't be reading books like this! You're a guy!!

Box: Sakakido Tsukiko. Older twin sister. At school she is "Kou."

>txt in dark area: The truth is, they have switched places and have been going to school like this!!

Kaya: Ah...

Kaya: Umm...

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Kaya: You...

Kaya: You dropped this...

Tsukiko: Huh..? I didn't drop it....did you Tsukiko?

Kou: I don't think so?

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Sign: I'm terribly sorry. It seems I was mistaken. Ah, my name is

Kaya: I....I'm t..terribly...

Tsukiko: What is this...

Sign: *same as above*

Papa: Oh no~~ Have we been discovered? Don't be alarmed, we are in no way suspicious people.

Tsukiko: Let's go. Homeroom is about to start, Tsukiko.

Kou: T, true.

Boy: H...hey, isn't that the famous Takeyama family?!

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Boy: The family that adopted that girl Kaya from the moon and have suddenly become rich...

Boy: That famous Takeyama family!!

Girl: I hear they found her when they went to go steal some bamboo shoots...

Girl: Thieves....?

Girl: And I hear they got rich by just squeezing all they could out of a billionaire suitor who came for Kaya...

Girl: So she's just "marriage bait"...?

Papa: Oh my~~ It seems we are somehow famous doesn't it?

Mama: Kaya, introduce yourself to everyone.

Kaya: Umm...

Kaya: I am Takeyama Kaya...
>First year, class A. I hope we can get along.

Boy: Uwahh, so cute!! I'm Mizumura, let's get to know each other!!

Boy: Me too, me too!!

Papa: Call 1...

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Boy: Gowahh~~~~!?!

Papa: Hey now, being friendly with my daughter doesn't mean you need to be touching her now does it...?

One: I'll destroy anyone who gets near miss Kaya...

Boys: Uwahhh!!!

Kaya: I...I'm so sorry!

Tsukiko: What is that guy supposed to be~~~!?

Kou: I'm scared~~~!!

Papa: This guy is one of the original suitors who came to woo Kaya.

Papa: Since he still won't give up, his job is to keep guys from getting to0 close to her.

Tsukiko: Is...is that so...?

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Tomoza: Oh, what's this!? Is this some kind of conference of the poor people or something?!

Papa: CALL ALL....

Tomoza: Guwahhhhh~~~~!!?

Papa: There have been five suitors in all...
>And now they will listen to any order I give them.

Mama: You're amazing, dear.

>lil box: Haiku
>txt: I despise excitable young men
>Signature: Takeyama

Kaya: I'm sorry! I'm so sorry about them!!

Papa: We have enrolled Kaya in this school to mold her into the perfect bride for the supreme commander.

Papa: You are her class president Sakakido, in other words a future hopeful for the position of supreme commander. So by all means, please get to know Kaya well okay?

Tsukiko: O...kay~~~

Kou: But Tsukiko is a girl too, after all.

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Sensei: Good morning boys and girls.

Sensei: Take your seats!!

>txt above one-five: O-kay~~!!

Sensei: It seems like the number of students has increased, but you seem in good spirits, so that's good. / hahaha

Boy: Sensei, please stop playing around!
>Make them give us back our seats!

Sensei: Mr. Takeyama. I'm sorry, but parents aren't allowed to sit on the classes.

Papa: Oh, what are you saying...

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Papa: Kaya is our daughter who will become the bride of the supreme commander.
>I don't want any other men to approach my dear Kaya at all.

Papa: Therefor, for the next three years, we will be on constant guard and make sure she is perfectly safe from other boys.

Boy: C...constant guard...?

Kaya: Father..!

Boy: Every single day!?

Sensei: Please don't worry! Now please, wait outside!

Papa: What's with you? Are you a violent type teacher?

Sensei: No I'm not!

Papa: I advise the boys of the class to not get too close to our little Kaya.

Papa: Just a friendly warning, okay?

Sensei: Mr. Takeyama!

Mitarai: What an outrageous old guy....

Boy: Don't you mean strange!?

Kaya: Everyone, I'm really sorry...

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Sensei: All right now, pay attention everyone!!
>For today!

Sensei: We're going to hold our female class president selection tournament!!

Sensei: This time it will be a cooking battle!

Sensei: A cooking battle with this badge on the line!!

Sensei: Each class president has one of these badges, and the girl who collects all the badges and graduates at the top of the school,

Sensei: Will be given the right to marry whomever they choose!

Box: Female class director. Nobara

Girl: Freedom to choose your own fiancee~~!? It would be splendid to choose someone like that stud, Kou~~!

Girl: So, if you're the top of the class, you can get near the next supreme commander~~

Girl: But if it's a cooking battle, we don't stand a chance against Tsukiko~~~!!


>lil txt above center girl: Kyaa kyaa

Girl: But even so, for the sake of getting near Kou, I'll do my best~~

Girl: Me too~~~

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Kou: If anyone chooses Tsukiko, it'll be bad! The fact that Tsukiko is actually a girl will be found out!!

Kou: I absolutely must pass in first place!!

Papa: Well, the obvious winner will be our Kaya.

Boy: Th...this is the fourth floor....!!!

One: Hurray for miss Kaya!!

Papa: Kaya, if it's about your cooking skill, you'll definitely win!! Win and become the supreme commander's br--

Papa: Kayaaa~~~~

Kaya: I'm really very sorry....!

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Kou: Geez, that Takeyama. Giving moral support from the fourth floor window, all in order to get her closer to you....what tenacity!

Tsukiko: Yeah....That's how badly they want Kaya to become the supreme commander's bride.

Tsukiko: Ah, miss Kaya.

Kaya: Ah...ummm...my parents have caused so much trouble today...

Kaya: I'm truly very sorry about them...!

Kou: Oh no~~~Please don't worry about it!
>Our mother and father changed in strange ways as well!

>txt: Money outfit cosplay

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Kaya: I....truthfully have no wish to marry the supreme commander...

Kaya: And, doing battle for the class president badge...
>I'm scared...

Kou: Eh...?

Kaya: Ah...look at me. I'm saying such strange things, please forgive me....!

Kaya: I'm going on ahead back to class.

Kou: I...sort of feel sorry for her...

Tsukiko: Yeah....Compared to her parents, she very quiet and reserved don't you think....

Sensei: Okay~~~!! Is everyone back yet?!

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Sensei: Okay, now for the girls of class A.
>The battle for the female class president will be..

Sensei: A cooking battle~~~~!!

Boy: Isn't this the same kind of thing as the boys did?

Boy: Shut up!!

Boy: Gobwah!!

Sensei: The rules are exceedingly simple!!

Sensei: The girls will make a dish...

Sensei: And the boys will be the judges!

Sensei: Afterwards, they will vote for the person who made the most delicious dish!

Sensei: You can make whatever you wish using the ingredients you see here!

Sensei: The time limit is 30 minutes!!
>Well then, please begin!!

>txt above girls: Kyaaa~~~

Kaya: Ah...

Kou: Are you okay, Kaya?

Kou: Can you stand up?

Kou: Kaya...?

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Kaya: Hahh?!

Kou: .....eh?

Kaya: Just how long do you intend...

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Kaya: ...to keep touching me!!!

Kou: Uwahhhh~~~~!!?

Mitarai: What's going on!?

Boy: A fight!?

Tsukiko: Kou!!

Tsukiko: Are you okay!?

Kou: Ye...yes...

Boy: What's going on with Kaya?

Girl: I...I don't know. She just suddenly changed...

Kaya: Haha! It's been quite a long time since I've been out...

Kaya: You really expect me to be nice and do as I'm told..?!

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Sensei: H...how shameful!!
>What are you doing, Onikanda?!

Sensei: Good job!

Kou: The normally shy and quiet Kaya is...

Papa: Oh dear. It seems I was a little too late to prevent it from happening this time...

Tsukiko: Wha?!

Kou: What's wrong with her?

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Papa: It's a long story...
>But it's completely my fault....

Lil boy: Kaya~~~!!

Kaya: Ahahaha

Kaya: Let's play house~! I'll be the mommy, so you can be the daddy!

Lil boy: Okay!

Papa: Well then, that would make me the father-in-law.

Papa: Are you really prepared to take care of my dear little Kaya?
>It's hard work you know. I don't think I want to hand over my little girl to you.

Lil boy: Uh....uwaa...

Kaya: Daddy?!

Papa(thought): When she was in middle school...

Boy: You want to come hang out with us, Kaya?

Papa: Hmmm....my 5 iron is making a strange sound today...

Kaya: F....father!!

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Papa: My beautiful little Kaya sure was popular with the boys...

Papa: I had to "take out" all the boys who came calling for her...

Papa: We were poor...
>So I wanted her to be married to a man who was filthy rich!!

Kou+Tsukiko: What a statement!!

Papa: And then at last the day came...!

Guy: How do you do! I'm Ichimura!

Guy: I'm Igarashi~

Guy: I'm Miyake.

Guy: I'm Ninomiya.

Guy: I'm Yotsuda.
Papa: Having heard rumors of her beauty, five millionaires showed finally showed up to ask for her hand in marriage!!

Papa: Kaya, please pick our son-in-law from among these five people.

Kaya: Ehhh?!

Guy: I've fallen for you at first sight, miss Kaya!

Guy: Please marry me!

Guy: No, marry me!!

Kaya: Uhmm.....I...

Guy: No, me!!

Guy: The one she's going to marry is me, right miss Kaya?!

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Guy: Gubwah!

Papa: She's like an earthquake!!!

Papa: Until then, stress had been building up because of how strict we were,

Papa: And then, the shock of having so many boys touching her,

Papa: It was just past her limits of tolerance ...!!

Papa: When Kaya is touched by a boy, she becomes a completely different person...She changes into an attack mode Kaya!!

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Papa: By the way, these are the original five guys who proposed to her!!

>txt above them: They seemed to like this Kaya too...

Kou: A meeting of the masochists!!

Papa: We entered her into samurai high with the hopes that if she graduates at the top, then we can have any son-in-law we choose, but...

Papa: Why in the world did she switch modes?

>lil txt above kou: Ah!

Kou: Because earlier when she fell down, I touched her...!!

Tsukiko: Look out!!

Kou: Uwah!?

Kaya: Hey, everyone!!

Kaya: What do you think you can do against me?!

>lil txt above dog girl: Kyaa~~~

Girl: Th..this is terrible! I spent all that effort making it too...

Girl: The ingredients are all over the place too!

Kaya: Ah~~~~~~~~

Kaya: Hahahahahaha!

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Kaya: Wait for me~~~~!!

Kaya: Ahahahaahaha!!

Papa: Run for your lives!! When Kaya is like this, she won't listen to anyone!!

Tsukiko: H, how do we turn her back to normal?!

Papa: You need to grab her ears! But it must be a girl that does it!!

Papa: I usually wait till she gets tired and goes to sleep to attempt it though....

Sensei: Kaya! I demand you stop this instant!

Sensei: You will be disqualified!

Kaya: It's a cooking battle isn't it?

Kaya: There's no way anything I make won't be tasty.

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Kaya: Whether it's a cooking battle or anything else, there is no way I can lose!!

Kaya: Because I'm number one!!!

Kaya: Prepare~~~!!

Guys: Yes ma'm~~~~!

Kaya: I'll do you the honor of treating you to a dish from the moon!!

Guy: Gah!

Mitarai: Sh...she's started to cook something...

Boy: It's getting kind of interesting...

Papa: An evil turns into a blessing!!

Mama: The one who will become the supreme commander's bride is right there~~!!

Tsukiko: Seriously! These people are so...!!

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Kou: W...well, anyway, I must start cooking as well!

Tsukiko: Do your best!

One: Lady Kaya!!
>Allow me to present you with Buddha's rocksalt!!

Two: I give you fruit of the hourai tree!!

Three: I present to you a fire mouse!!

Four: The eggs of a dragon!!

Five: A swallow cowrie!!

Kaya: It's coming along nicely!! The filling of my rice cakes is only the best ingredients!!

Sensei: A...amazing! She's using all those high quality ingredients from space!!

Boy: That looks so tasty~~!!

Girl: Wh...what....

Girl: There's no way we can win against all that....

Girl: And all the ingredients here are destroyed...

Girl: I...I think I'm going to give up....

Girl: Me too...

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Kou: That's not true at all...

Kou: The dish you put your heart and soul is always the most delicious....!!

Sensei(sound fx): *Whistle Blowing*

Sensei: Thirty minutes is up!! Time to stop cooking.

Sensei: In the end, it's down to these two I see.

Sensei: Now then boys, please begin sampling the dishes!

Boy: Hourai fruit!! I want some hourai fruit!!

Boy: This is the first time I've been able to eat swallow cowrie!!

Boy: The eggs of the legendary dragons~~~!!!

Boy: Don't push!

Boy: Get in line!!

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Tsukiko: Don't give up before it's started, sis!

Tomoza: Hmph! This stuff isn't all that rare!!

Tomoza: Did the other one with all those ingredients used by poor people really expect to win?

Tomoza: Well, low class samurai!!
>It seems like your sister has no choice but to admit defeat this time!

>txt above him: Ha~~hahaha

Tomoza: This is what they call reality!!

Tsukiko: You're wrong!!

Tomoza: It must be hard to have to admit defeat!

>txt next to him: Hahaha

SP: Huh!? Miss Tsukiko!! Could that dish possibly be...

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SP: I knew it!! It is!! It's zunda from our home town!!

SP: It's been so long since we've had boiled zunda~~!!
>Mommy~~~~~!!

Boy: What's with the noise?

Mitarai: It seems something is happening on that side.

Boy: Oh my gosh!!
>It's planet Woof's most famous dish, pedigree~~!!

Boy: This meat and potatoes dish is just like my mom used to make~~!!

Boy: It's bullfrog tempura!! My grandmother would always make this every time I went to visit her!!

Kou: We're all boarding school students after all. So I thought everyone might enjoy a little taste of home...

Kou: There's plenty to go around, so please eat as much as you like!!

Boy: More please!!

Boy: Me too!!

Boy: More~~~~!!

Boy: Another bowl please!!

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Tsukiko: He remembered all these dishes from just seeing that book once...?

Tsukiko: As expected of you Kou....the genius of housework...!

Boy: Hey, hey! Let's go check it out!

Kaya: Wh...

Kaya: What the hell~~~~~!?!

Tsukiko: No matter how good the ingredients are, you can't beat home cooking in the end, huh?

Kaya: Grrr...

>lil txt: Even them....?

Kaya: Unforgivable~~~~!!

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Kaya: Wha...

Tsukiko: Sorry. but...

Tsukiko: I'm going to need you to calm back down now.

Kaya: K...Kou....?

Tsukiko: Kaya! Thank god!

Kaya: Kyaaaa~~~~?!!

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Papa: H...how is this?! Kaya was turned back to normal by a boy's touch!?

Papa: Mother, did you see that!? This must be fate....it's a miracle of love....!!

Papa: We can finally stop searching...we've finally found Kaya's destined lover...

Kou: No No! Tsukiko is a girl~~~~!!

Sensei: All right, everyone quiet down!!

Sensei: Boys, will you please now cast your vote for the dish you most liked!

Sensei: As a result of the overwhelming majority vote----

Sensei: Sakakido Tsukiko will be the female class president!!

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Box: After class...

Tsukiko: Congratulations on becoming the female president, Kou!

Kou: Haha...it really came down to the last second didn't it!

Kaya: Kou! Tsukiko!

Kaya: I'm truly very sorry about what happened today. If there is any way I can make it up to you....

Tsukiko: D...don't worry about it~~!

Kaya: Uhm...this....is for you from my father...

Paper:
To the groom
We leave Kaya in your care. We look forward to seeing her as a blushing bride.
Takeyama

Kaya: And I....don't think that marrying the supreme commander is such a bad thing anymore...

Kaya: I hope to help you in that endeavor, Kou!

Tsukiko: Uh...thanks..

Kaya: S...so, please excuse me!!

Tsukiko: Umm, maybe she isn't feeling well or something...?