Samurai High School 5

Samurai High school Chapter 05 + 2 OMAKE PAGES

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Title:
Chapter 05
The twins, Igami, and the physical assessment test

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Box: The country's first samurai high school, where only the elite go.

Girl: Kyaa~! Look, look~! They're here~~

Girl: Our class presidents, the Sakakido twins.

Girl: Wow. Kou looks as dreamy as ever~~
>So noble and composed, he really gives you the feeling of a "samurai."

Girl: Good morning, Kou~~

Tsukiko: Morning.

Kou: Morning~~~

Girl: Tsukiko is as lovely as always too~~
>I hear every boy in school is aiming for her~~~!!

Girl: I decided to see what the presidents of the other classes were like, but they're all gorillas!! Seriously!!

Girl: Our class's Sakakido twins are what you call picture perfect beauties, don't you think!!

Girl: Hahhh~~~~I'm so happy I'm in class A.......

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Box: ....from looks nothing seems out of the ordinary...

Box: But the truth is, these two have switched places in order to enjoy their high school life!!

Box: This is Tsukiko (the older sister) At school she is "Kou"

Box: This is Kou (the younger brother) At school he is "Tsukiko"

Box: ---but even so...

Boy: Tsukiko, will you please go out with me!!

Boy: No!! Please exchange engagement gifts with me!!

Kou: Huh!!?

Kou: I...I have no interest in that sort of thing, man!!

Boys: "Man"??

Kou: Ah! Oops!!
>I have no interest in anyone weaker than my little brother!!

>lil txt: But he's the strongest there is...

Box: It's not quite as easy as it seems...

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Igami: Hmph....so what about this president in class A! Anyway, he's probably just some frail weakling compared to me, right~~~?!

Boy: Of course, of course!
>You're definitely the strongest, Igami!!

Igami: Heh. Even if you hadn't said it, I already know that...

Box: Class B President Igami Masumi

Girl: Oh Wow~~ We were greeted by Kou himself.
>It's so wonderful being in the same class~~~

PAGE 05

Igami: Good morning, ladie~~~s.

Girl: Uwah!?

Guy: Hey!! You realize you are being greeted by none other than class B's president Igami!?

Boy: As a token of thanks, how about letting us see your panties, eh?!

Boy: Yeah~ Yeah~

Girls: No way!!

Tanoue: Shaa!! (Leave them alone!!)

Box: Class A. Tanoue Makaru

Igami: What's he saying? I can't understand a bit of that.

Boy: How about that! Take a look at this bandaged up freak!!

Mitarai: Shouldn't you guys cut that out....?

Mitarai: You're high school students already. Aren't you embarrassed doing things like this?

Box: Mitarai changes to minimum size when nervous or scared.

Boy: What a noisy little bug~~~

Igami: Time to squish it!! Game over cockroach!!
>Too easy.

Mitarai: Gyaaaaaaa!

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Boy: Ah! His name is here on the class president plate!

Igami: Ohhh...?

Boy: Let's see what kind of name he's got!

Igami: Hmph...

Igami: I wonder what kind of name the weakling has...

Boy: Igami!

Boy: Seems it's a guy named Sakakido Kou!

Igami: Sakakido....

Igami: Kou....

Igami: SAKAKIDO KOU YOU SAY~~~~~~?!

>txt on left of igami: Gahahahaa

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Boy: Eh? You know this guy, Igami?

Igami: Yeah...I know all about him...

Igami: A long time ago...before I moved,

Igami: He was a super wuss I used to bully.

Igami: He was a little bug that would always cry like a girl,

Igami: Whenever we would play, he would be my sandbag...

Boy: AS expected of our class president!!

Igami: If that guy is class president, then class A must be full of trash!!

Igami: Weak....soooo weak....

Igami: I'm going to completely crush class A~~~!!!

>txt in center: Gahahaha

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Tsukiko: What!?

Tsukiko: You got bullied by class B's president?!

Girl: Yeah....Tanoue and Mitarai tried to help,

Girl: But that happened...

Girl: Tanoue is usually like that...

Girl: But Mitarai's whole body was wounded...

Tsukiko: Mitarai...
Tsukiko: I'm sorry....if I wasn't so incompetent...!!

Tsukiko: Class B's president, that bastard!!

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Kou: Kou...

Kaya: I...I'm such a horrible person...

Kaya: My heart is beating so fast even though he's seriously angry...!!

Sensei: All right everyone! Take your seats!!

>txt above sensei: Ding Dong

Sensei: So. Today...

Sensei: We're going to have a joint physical assessment test with class B!!

Tsukiko: Class B!?

Sensei: It's just a physical assessment. No need to get so heated!

Sensei: Sit down, Sakakido.

Tsukiko: Class B president...

Tsukiko: You had better be prepared!!

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Sensei: Everyone ready~~?!

Sensei: Now the class A class B joint physical assessment will commence~~!!

>txt on bottom of page: DON! x2

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Tsukiko: It may be just a physical, but this is also a battle of revenge for Tanoue and Mitarai!!

Tsukiko: Let's give it our all, everyone~~!!

>txt under that: Yeah~~~!!

Igami: Class A is filled with a bunch of pansies~~~!!

Igami: Let's crush them into dust~~~~~~~~~~!!!

>txt in center: Yeah~~!!

Kou: S...such intensity...

Kaya: Kou is so wonderful...

Sensei: Damn it!! Don't start fighting immediately~~!!

Sensei: Today we have brought in some special people to handle the judging!!

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Sensei: The judge for the 100 meter dash, Miss Speedstar!!

Sensei: The judge for physical strength, Mister Tank!!
>And the judge for the hammer throw, Mister Marco!!
>These three together form the judge ponkeez!!!

Sensei: Our school uses a three form measurement.

Sensei: In this way we will know just how fit you are.

Sensei: These three are pro's known around the whole country.

Sensei: So listen up and do as they tell you!!

Sensei: And now, begin!!

Speedstar: Well then, shall we start with me then...?

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Speedstar: Two people get in the beginning box please.

Speedstar: Think nothing of the goal tape and run with all your might.

Speedstar: My sensitive whiskers can detect changes of even 0.0001 seconds.

Kamiyama: Okay! I'll handle this!

SP: Yo...young master?!

Tsukiko: Kamiyama....?

Kamiyama: I have no interest in a battle of revenge or whatever,

Kamiyama: But I don't want to lose face in front of those class B losers!

Tsukiko: Kamiyama...

Kamiyama: Call the shamans~~!!

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Shaman: Hah!

Kamiyama: They are transferring the power of the earth into my legs, thereby dramatically increasing their power!!

Shaman: Hah!

Tsukiko: ...and when will they be finished?

Kamiyama: Three hours if they hurry!!

>lil txt above him: It seems they have to do this purification ritual first.

Tsukiko: I'll go!!

Boy: Go get em, class president~~!!

Boy: Class B is nothing compared to you~~!!

Igami: Hmmm....The class president is appearing himself, eh...?

Igami: Then, I'll have to answer in kind...

Boy: That's our Igami for you!

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Igami: So it is you after all, Sakakido...

Igami: No....Kou the coward...isn't it...?

Tsukiko: So you're class B's president...?

Tsukiko: How dare you lay a hand on a student from my class...

Igami: Ohh~~hoooo~~ You're really playing the part of class president ain't ya?

Igami: Aren't you going to be embarrassed showing that kind of look when you lose?

Igami: Hahaha. Idiot!!

Igami: I have turbo boosters implanted in my shoes!!

Sensei: On your mark...

Sensei: Get set...

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Sensei: GO!!

>txt next to speedstar: Snap Snap

Speedstar: Gyaaaaaaa~~~ My whiskers~~~~!!

Speedstar: Two of my whiskers were pulled out~~~~!!!

Tank: Miss Speedstar's whiskers were torn out?!

Marco: There's no explanation other than that kid ran it in under 0.5 seconds!!

Boy: Hurray~~~!! That's our president Sakakido~~!!

Tsukiko: No problem!!

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Igami: Wha...

Igami: What the hell~~~~!!?

Speedstar: 4.6 seconds.

Igami: N...no way...

Igami: I lost to Kou the coward~~?!

Boy: What was that....Igami lost...

Boy: And there was even such a large gap between them too...

Igami: That's not even possible!

Igami: This was just luck!!

Kou: You're great, Kou!!

Kaya: Really!! He's fantastic~~

>lil bubble under kaya: grab

Kou: Uwah!?

Box: Whenever Kaya touches a boy, she changes into attack mode Kaya!

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Kaya: Let me play too!!

>txt next to her: Ahahahaha

Kaya: I want to beat the hell out of class B too!!

Tsukiko: Kaya....

Kaya: Telling me no is useless.

Tsukiko: I know.

Tsukiko: Thanks for the help!

Kaya: It...it...it's not for your sake or anything!!

Kaya: Don't misunderstand or anything!!

Kaya: I...I just happen to be around ya know!

Tsukiko: I know.

Igami: Hey! Now isn't the time to be flirting!!

Kaya: Who did you just say are going out together!?

Igami: The hell..? I didn't say that.

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Tank: Okay! Now I, Mister Tank will measure your punch strength!!

Tank: Everyone, you need to give it all you've got and hit me in the stomach as hard as you can!!

Tank: No matter how hard you hit, I'll be fine!!

Tank: So give me all you've got!

Inuyama: All right!! Just leave this to me!

Boy: Go Inuyama! Show them class A's power!!

Tank: 185.
>Lower than average.

Igami: Hmph....weak....too weak~~...

Igami: I always wear my super strength muscle enhancing gloves~~~!!

Igami: Hnn!!

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Tank: 420.
>Not bad at all!

Igami: Hah!

Igami: Whatcha think of that~~~!!

Boy: You're the man, Igami!
>You're in a different league than those class A losers!!

Igami: See that, Kou!! You're so scared you can't even speak, right!!

Igami: Hahaaha!!

Kaya: Interesting!

Kaya: I'm next!

Tank: Hah...you're a feisty girl, ain't ya?

Tank: Go ahead, dear.

Tank: A.....mallet.....?

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>txt top right: Do~gan!!

Kaya: So!? So!? How did I do?!

Tank: The...result doesn't...matter...
>Does it..?
>You're supposed to use your own strength!!

Box: Mr. Tank is seriously pissed!!

Tsukiko: I'll go next.

Speedstar: M..Mr.Tank! It's the boy from earlier!! Be on your guard!!

Tank: Don't worry. My stomach has taken all sorts of punches before this and been just fine!!

Igami: Shahahaha...

Igami: Kou can't even kill a bug, how is he going to even throw a punch!!

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>txt at top: BOOM

Tank: Huwaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~
Speedstar: Mr.Tank!!

Tank: I...I'm embarrassed to say this...
>But it seems I've developed a hernia...

>lil txt next to him: Don't look behind me, okay?

Speedstar: Say what~~~~!!!

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Speedstar: To give Mr. Tank a hernia, his punch would have to be over 5000 wouldn't it!!?

Igami: What was that~~?!?

>txt above igami: Wahhhh *roar of crowd*

Boy: Hey....he said it was over 5000....
>That's more than ten times what Igami got, right....?

Boy: Think we should decide on a different president?

Igami: Ahh!!

Igami: Hey, Kou! Damn you~~~~!!

Igami: I've had enough of you playing dumb!! You want me to kick your ass like I used to?!

Tsukiko: Used to...? I've never met someone like you!

Igami: Wha~~~?!!

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Igami: You....you don't remember me!? I'm Igami!!

Tsukiko: Who?

Kou: Hey~~~~!! Ugly guy over there~~~!!

Kou: Take your hands off of Kou this instance~~~!!

Igami: Don't mess with me!! There's no way you could have forgotten me...

Tsukiko: Never seen you before.

Igami: Gah!!

Igami: What's with this strength....!? Is this really that little coward, Kou!!?

Igami: Kou the coward was someone who was quick to start crying, and spoke in a whiny high pitched voice!! Has he really changed that much!?

Kou: Hey~~~!! Didn't you hear me~~?! I said to get your hands off of Kou this instant~~~!!

>txt next to kou: Gyaaaa Gyaaa

Igami: Shut your trap!!

Igami: Yeah just like that, that whiny face...

Igami: And the annoying voice...

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Kou: Kou~~~!!

Kou: Just beat up someone dumb like that!!

Igami: Th...that's the real Kou!!

Marco: Hahh~~~~ Guess it's my turn...

Marco: If it's that kid, I may be thrown into space, and if I come back down I'll smash into a thousand pieces.....oh dear....

Speedstar: Mr. Marco! Run away! There's still time!!

Marco: ...I am a pro judge of the hammer throw...I won't allow myself to act so shamefully as to run...

Igami: Wha....uwahhh!! What are you doing~~~!!?

Marco: Hmm?

PAGE 26+27 double spread

Igami: UWahhhhhh?!!

PAGE 28

Boy: Amazing!! He became a star!!

>txt in center: *roar of the crowd*

Boy: Take that, class B!!

Boy: ...it's a complete loss, huh...?

Boy: We should change presidents....

Marco: I...I'm saved...

Speedstar: Thank god, Mr. Marco!!

Kaya: As...as expected of the man I love...he's in a different league...!!

Tsukiko: Are you okay, Kaya? You look like you're shaking.

Kaya: D...don't do stupid things without asking people!!
>W...well it's already happened, so I guess I'll have to borrow it!!

Tsukiko: Okay.

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Igami: Th...that's the real Kou~~~!!

Kou: You okay, Tsukiko? Your face is kind of pale.

Tsukiko: I'm fine, it's nothing...

Igami: wh...when am I going to stop~~~~~~!!

Igami: ....that was certainly the real Kou...

Igami: So then who was that other guy...?

Tsukiko: Hey you!! Stop picking on Kou!!

Igami: Tsukiko!!

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Igami: Ahahaha...I've remembered...

Igami: That guy is his older sister, Tsukiko!

Igami: I'll definitely get them busted!! And when they do get found out, they'll be exiled to the moon~~~!!

Box: At that same time...

Kamiyama: Are you not done yet~~~~!?!?

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Kou: Next is the omake~~

OMAKE PAGE 01

>top right title: Anniversary

Papa: Whoa! Amazing! Tonight's meal sure is top notch.
>Did something good happen today?

Kou: Papa you idiot!! Today is a very special important day to mama!

Papa: What!?

Papa: Wh...what was so special about today? I know it isn't her birthday...

Papa: I'm so stupid, how could I have forgotten whatever it is!!

Mama: Today is the anniversary of the first day I saw you...

>lil txt above her: It was love at first sight...

Papa: And how am I supposed to know that!?!

>lil txt underneath: Mama REALLY loves Papa a lot.

>top left title: Morning storm

Mama: Dear~~ If you don't hurry, you'll be late~~

Card: Please come again -Akemi
Club Carousel

Papa: Mother, have you seen my over shirt?

Person: Wow, chief Sakakido! Were you in a battle!?

OMAKE PAGE 02

>top right title: Bad Dream.

Kou: Tsukiko, I had a scary dream~~

Kou: Can I sleep together with you?

Tsukiko: ....sure.

>txt in 3rd panel: SMACK!

Tsukiko: Another scary dream huh...?

>lil txt next to her: There there

>txt above Kou: wahhhhh

>top left title: After the bad dream.

Kou: What the heck!

Kou: Tsukiko you stupid head!!

Kou: I'm going back to sleeping by myself!

Kou: Tsukiko, I'm sorry~~!! Come back~~~!! I can't get down~~~~~~

>txt above kou: Uwahh!!

>txt underneath: The Sakakido women are strong.