Samurai High School 16

Samurai High School Chapter 16

PAGE 01

B1: What's wrong, Kou?

B2: Hmmm...

B3: It may be just my imagination,

B4: But it feels like someone is watching me.

B5: It isn't your imagination at all.

B6: Because I'm a~~~~lways looking at you!

B7: Wh, what in the world are you saying that for?!

B8: Ah! You're so embarrassed~~~!!

B9: N, no I'm not!!

B10: Then why are you blush~~~~ing?

PAGE 02

B1: Very perceptive, aren't you, Sakakido Kou-kun?

Box: Newspaper club. 1-E Yabe Tamaki

Box: Newspaper club. 1-D Domukichi

=Chapter Title=
The twins, Yabe-chan, and the huge scoop.

PAGE 03

Box: 3 hours earlier...

Box: Outside at the science club's testing area.

B1: Kyawan!

B2: Kyawan!

B3: Kyaaa~! It's so cute!

B4: His name is Takohachikou.

Box: Science club chief. Tanabe

B5: We added octopus dna to the dog to create a new species of canine!

B6: We believe it will become quite popular among celebrities!

B7: The science club has successfully combined octopus and dog dna to create a new species!!

B8: This is front page news~~~~!!

PAGE 04

B1: Octopus dog as first page...?

B2: Yabe...Are you an idiot?

Box: Newspaper club chief. Tanimachi Suguru

B3: I, I'm sorry!

B4: It has no impact!

B5: If the story is boring, the public won't pay a single cent to read it!!

B6: You need to persevere if you want to get a good scoop!

B7: And Yabe, If you ever want to be a true reporter, you need to eat natto!!

B8: Kyaaaaahhhh!! I'm sorry, chief~~~!!

PAGE 05

B1: So? There isn't any other hot news happening around school?

B2: Uhmm...

B3: If you look at the issues that sold out, you'll be able to gauge what the public is most interested in.

B4: This year's top scoring applicants are the Sakakido twins!

B5: Sakakido Tsukiko takes possession of the class C president's badge!

B6: The birth of a huge couple?! Sakakido Kou has a lover!!

B7: It's all about the Sakakido twins, huh.

B8: Hmm....?

>txt: What's that...

>txt: A cotton cloth...wrapped around his chest....?

>txt: It's almost like,

>txt: Is his chest getting bigger...??

B9: Hee~hee~hee...Do you have your eye on the Sakakido twins?

B10: Seems like you're finally understanding, Yabe.

B11: Y, yes!

B12: If you say so chief, it must be true!!

PAGE 06

B1: Anyone home~~~?

B2: Yo Tanimachi!

Box: 3-B President Sakurada Kyousuke

B3: Ya know, this room always smells like natto.

B4: Uhm, say, do you think I can borrow your science notes? I forgot all about it.

B5: Yeah, here you go.

>lil txt above him: hee~hee~hee

B6: If it's for the sake of your perfectly shaped butt,

B7: I'd gladly do anything.

B8: That's true right?! My body is in perfect fighting condition!!

B9: Yeah. It looks very tasty...

B10: Kyaa~~~ Stop! Stop~~~!!

PAGE 07

B1: See you later!

B2: My beloved Sakurada.

B3: Why can't you realize my love for you?

>poster behind him: Perfect

B4: Gross....it's just too gross...

B5: The real Sakurada makes my heart beat so fast....this doll just can't compare.

>lil txt next to him: Well, it's still cute, though.

B6: Kyaah?!
>Don't tel me, you made that yourself?!

B7: What? Yabe? Are you still here?

B8: Don't try to come between me and my Sakurada doll!

>lil txt all around(right to left):
You're my future wife.
Yo~~ Tanimachi.
Want to go on a date?

B9: I just need to get out of this room, you perverted chief!

PAGE 08

B1: We need info, Domukichi-chan!

B2: What's wrong, Yabe? You're in a bad mood.

B3: I'm like this because chief Tanimachi is such a weirdo!

>lil txt: hee~hee~hee / Hee~~~~

B4: It's really unbelievable how THAT guy is the youngest person in history to win the Pulitzer prize!

B5: ...But I saw it on TV. The award ceremony was ama~~~~zing!!
>At that moment, seeing that chief Tanimachi made me want to enter this school!

>lil txt next to her: Ah!

>lil txt next to him: Nya~ Nya~

B6: But meeting him in person totally ruined my image of him!!

>lil txt: What do you mean "nya~ nya~"?!

Box: And currently...

PAGE 09

B1: Look! There's our new prey!!

B2: They're the school's most famous pair, the Sakakido twins. Everyone knows who they are.

B3: She's this year's top female applicant, the beautiful and graceful older sister, Tsukiko.

B4: A few days ago at the contest, she shattered a huge boulder in one hit! What do you think of that!?

B5: What do I think...? Hmmmm...sudden burst of strength? Kind of like a mother in a burning building?

B6: Next, look at this!

B7: You can't tell unless you look carefully, but he's wearing a cotton cloth around his chest!!

B8: What possible reason would there be for a boy to wear a cotton cloth around his chest?!

B9: Th...

B10: This is...

B11: Domukichi-chan.

B12: You wanna know what I think!?

PAGE 10

B1: I think that currently,

B2: The Sakakido twins have switched places!!

B3: Th...that's just crazy...

>lil txt next to him: Sheesh.

B4: But the chances of it aren't zero!
>We're reporters aren't we?! We need to investigate thoroughly!!

B5: If this turns out to be true, the whole school will be turned upside down!!

B6: And we may even win the Pulitzer with our very first scoop!!

B7: Pu...

B8: Pulitzer~~....

B9: Yeah...that's right....I'll do all I can to help...!!

B10: That's the spirit, partner!!

B11: Pulitzer~~! Pulitzer~~!!

PAGE 11

B1: Th, thinking about it now, this may be a bit too hard, Yabe-chan...

B2: Shh~~~!! You're talking to loud, Domukichi-chan!!

B3: It..it's unbelievable, we're actually spying on the boys locker room...

>lil txt above him: Sigh~~

Box: On the roof.

B4: What are you saying, Domukichi-chan!? We're reporters who will do anything for a scoop, aren't we!?

B5: Sakakido Kou sighted!!

B6: Now we'll be able to find out the truth!

B7: Y...yeah.

>sfx last 2 panels: click, click, click, click / Bump

PAGE 12

B1: And what are you two doing up here~~~?

>lil bubble: Click

B2: KYAAAAHHHHHH!!

B3: What was that?

B4: This is my territory....no! This is the area I patrol for suspicious individuals!!

B5: To...Tomita-sensei...

B6: You two, I hope you're prepared to be suspended~~!!

B7: Wa...wait a second, please Tomita-sensei! We were just collecting data for a newspaper article. We'll leave right away!!

B8: As an upstanding teacher, I can never allow deviant sexual behavior!!

B9: Well, I wonder about that now.

B10: GyaaaaahhhH~~~!!

PAGE 13

B1: Last night, three pieces of Onikanda-sensei's underwear happened to come up missing.

B2: Y, yeah? So what?!

B3: Surprisingly, your underwear collection seemed to have increased by three, bringing the total to 84.

B4: Wh...what nonsense are you spo--...

B5: Gu~wah?!

B6: F, for today, I supposed I can overlook your offense! I mean, I'm not a demon after all.

>lil txt next to him: Oh~hohoho

B7: Thank Yo~~~~uuu~~~

>lil txt next to him: hee~hee~hee

B8: Ch, chief! What are you doing here...?

B9: Well, a little of this and a little of that.

>txt next to him: hee~hee~hee

B10: Yabe. For information, I can become both a sword or a shield.

B11: It's only been ten minutes, be more careful.

B12: Y...

B13: yes sir!

B14: By the way, Sakakido has already changed and left the room.

>lil txt next to him: hee~hee~hee

B15: Awwwwww~~~~~

PAGE 14

B1: We need to hurry!! Let's go, Domukichi-chan!

B2: Ah, it's the two from the newspaper club!

B3: Oh...Tanabe-san from the science club.

B4: I assume the article on Takohachikou is coming along nicely? I can't wait for my brilliant research to be known to the world!

B5: The thing is, we won't be running it. There isn't enough impact, you see...

B6: I think we can get it put on the 18th page or so...

B7: 18th!?

B8: A, are you really thinking of putting my research on page 18?! I won't allow you to make such a fool of me!!

B9: We're really very sorry! Now please excuse us!

B10: Impact....

B11: We did something mean, didn't we...?

B12: It couldn't be helped! Reporters have to chase the good stories, right?

B13: Let's just concentrate on the Sakakido twins, Yabe-chan!

B14: Yeah~~~!!

PAGE 15

B1: Go, Sakakido~~!!

B2: Someone stop the class president~~~~!!

B3: He's cool, huh....do you really think that could be a girl?

B4: That's what we're here to find out, isn't it?

B5: Say, Domukichi-chan. Do you think you could "accidentally" fall and grab her to find out for sure?
>Yeah, that might work.

B6: Sakakido, shoot!!

B7: Hmph! This weak little ball is nothing!

>txt next to him: Ha~hahaha

B8: Ramos!!
T/N: Famous soccer player.

B9: Nevermind!! No way, no way!! We'll be killed!!

PAGE 16

B1: Here I go~~!

B2: The girls are playing tennis.

B3: Those are some nice skirts, huh~~~?

B4: It's your turn, Domukichi-chan!

B5: Huh?

B6: Haa~~~I'm wiped out.

PAGE 17

B1: Kyaaaa~~~~!!

B2: Ah!

B3: A miniature pervert is here taking pictures of the most beautiful girls in school~~~!!

B4: Drag him out of there~~~!!

>2 lil bubbles: Do / Domukichi-chan

B5: Let's gut him like a fish~~~!!

B6: Well girls, please calm down.

B7: What was that!?

B8: Wanko-san, didn't you gain 10kg according to this morning's physical exam? I wonder if it could have anything to do with the midnight trips to the cafeteria~~~?

B9: Ineko-san, do you think you could loan me the first 8 volumes of the boys-love series, "The prince and I" that you have under your bed~~~?

B10: We...we'll overlook it just for today!!

>lil txt next to him: hee~hee~hee

B11: Thanks girls~~~

B12: Ch...chief...

B13: Yabe!

B14: You should already know this. Investigating can be a dangerous business, and...

B15: Y, yes sir.

B16: I'm sorry...

PAGE 18

B1: ....huh?

B2: Wha!?

B3: That's that?!

B4: There's something coming out from the science building...!!

PAGE 19

B1: Wh...

B2: What the hell is that~~~!?

B3: Ah~~hyahahahaha~~~~!!

B4: Due to a super fortifying medicine, he's been given a power up...
>He is now Takohachi-X~~~~~~~~~~!!

B5: T..Tanabe from the science club?!

B6: Look! Takohachi cannon, fire!!

PAGE 20

B1: Th...the gym is destroyer!!

B2: How do you like that destructive force!?

B3: You can't say he doesn't have impact now!!

B4: Waaaahhhhhh~~~~~!!

B5: Mogyamogyamogya~~n

B6: He...he's run wild!?

B7: He's originally a dog, so he just wants to play, right?

PAGE 21

B1: Everyone! Please gather for evacuation!!

B2: Nee-san, are you all right?!

B3: Y, yeah!

B4: Don't worry! Our school has it's own security force to deal with things like this!!

B5: North star golem hero squad!!

B6: We're back again!!

PAGE 22

B1: Banzai!!

>txt: Scattering like the petals of a noble flower, thus ends the golem hero squad... (Golem captain - Phrase for the ages)

B2: So weak!!

B3: Where is the full moon bear!?

B4: It's still hibernating, sir!

B5: This close to summer?!

B6: Nee-san, you need to run to somewhere safe.

B7: ...Kou-chan.

B8: I'll go.

PAGE 23

B1: Domukichi-chan, I'm borrowing your camera!

B2: Yabe-chan!? Where are you going?!

B3: The roof!!

B4: I'll definitely get this scoop!!

B5 + B6: Hahh (panting)

PAGE 24

B1: Che!!

PAGE 25

B1: SIT

B2: BOY!!

PAGE 26

B1: Mogyuu~~~~~~nnn.

B2: Yeah~~~~~~!! That's our Sakakido~~~~!!

B3: It's a dog's instinct to follow someone more powerful than itself.

>lil txt above him: hee~hee~hee

B4: Kou-chan, you're so great~~~~!!

B5: Hmph.

>2 lil bubbles final panel: Beep / Beep

>box on camera: Memory data

PAGE 27

B1: I got it.

B2: Kyaaaaaahhh!! I've landed a super-crazy-amazing-outrageous-fantastic scoop~~~~~~~~!!

B3: Yes~~~!! I can't believe it! What should I do now?!

B4: What should I...

Box: 3 hours later.
>The fortifier eventually wore off and Tako returned to normal. So the affair was settled, and...

PAGE 28

Box: Next day.

>sign: Newspaper club

B1: Chief! The front page article is finished!

B2: I need you to confirm it please!!

B3: ...let's see, let's see. "Sakakido Kou-kun's outstanding victory."
>"Gives giant octo-dog a sit down knock out"...?

B4: The title could use some work, but....well, it'll do...

B5: Sorry about that, hehe!!

B6: No, this is pretty good.

B7: You've grown a bit, Yabe.

B8: Ch...

B9: Chief...

B10: Heya~~~! I need to borrow your math notes~~~!!

B11: Ohh~~ My beloved Sakurada.

B12: I knew it! He's the worst~~!!