Samurai High School 18

Samurai High School Chapter 18

PAGE 01

Box: Today is open house at samurai high school!

>sfx: Kin-Kon

B1: Mama!

B2: Mom and dad are kind of late, huh?

B3: They'll be here soon.

B4: Ha~hahaha!

B5: What's wrong? Can your boorish parents who have to do laundry in a river not come!?

>sfx: Bonk

B6: What was that!? How dare you speak to my children with such language!!

B7: Tsukiko-cha~~n! Kou-cha~~~n!

Box: The Sakakido parents

B8: I'd like to see the look on your parents face right now!!

B9: Papa!

B10: Father!

B11: Uhmm....excuse me..

PAGE 02

B1: I apologize for my Tomoza's rude behavior...

=Chapter Title=
Tsukiko, the Kamiyama group, and open house.

PAGE 03

B1: Father! There is no need to apologize to people like this!

B2: Fa,

B3: Father~~~~!?

B4: I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but your son seems to have no manners at all!!

B5: In my day, a child like that would have been straightened out with a swift fist!!

B6: A lowly samurai like you would use his fist on me? If you even touch me, I'll break out into hives!!

B7: H, hey now! Tomoza!

B8: M, muu~~~~~!!

B9: Sir, this is a fist of justice~~~~~~~~!!

PAGE 04

B1: Excuse me....just what do you think your trying to do to my precious little Tomoza...?

PAGE 05

B1: GYAAAGGG!!

B2: D, dear~~~!!

B3: It's been too long, mother.

B4: You look wonderful as always, my little Tomoza.

B5: M...mother...!?

B6: Those two created those siblings....?!

B7: Come, darling.

>lil txt next to him: Hyoi~~~~

B8: I...I've seen those two before!

B9: They've been featured in lots of tv and magazine articles!!

PAGE 06

B1: The very top of the Kamiyama group!!

B2: Empress Kamiyama Tsubakinako!! (and her husband...)

B3: Kamiyama...

B4: Tsubakinako...

Boxes(right to left):
Kamiyama Group
Subsidiary
Subsidiary
Subsidiary
Subsidiary
Sub-contractor <--He works here.

B5: Fired.

B6: Chief~~~!!

B7: Mother....suddenly...I'm so cold...

B8: And...I can't see anything...

B9: AH!!

PAGE 07

B1: Young masterrrr! Please hit me to your heart's content!!

B2: Father?!

B3: Hey, don't touch me! You're gross!!

B4: Is it class time yet?

B5: I want to hurry up and see my lovely Tomoza in action.

B6: H, hey~~!! It's still break time~~~~!!

B7: Heeehh?!

PAGE 08

B1: The first lesson is geography~~!!

B2: Now. Can anyone tell me what the closest lake to this school is~~?!

B3: Yes!

B4: Yes!!

B5: Then, Tomoza-chama!
t/n: -chama is cutesy way of saying -sama.

B6: Hey, wait a se--

B7: Is there a problem?

>sfx same panel: Crack Crack

B8: N, nothing...

B9: The answer is,

B10: Hanpen lake~~~!!

B11: Incorrect, Kamiyama~~~~~!

>lil txt next to onikanda: Hahahaha

PAGE 09

B1: Wh,

B2: What was that~!?

B3: Oh, I see! There's Hanpen lake that my Tomoza-chama was talking about.

B4: H, holy shit!! This person is too scary!!

PAGE 10

>sfx: Clap clap clap clap

B1: So that's the famous Hanpen lake, huh~~?!

B2: The young master is such a knowledgeable person, isn't he~~?!

B3: An ass kisser has appeared~~~~!!

B4: It seems you understand my son's genius.

B5: Ah!!

B6: Of course, ma`am!!

B7: Father...

B8: Papa...ge~~~eez!

B9: Hmph!

B10: The second lesson is music.

B11: We will now all sing a song.

PAGE 11

B1: That won't be necessary. I will have him tell you about my Tomoza's melodious voice.

>lil txt above husband: Start the music~~!

>txt around singer: right side - Mama-mia~~~~
left side - Everybody together now~~~

B2: Who is that!??

B3: He...he can't possible be here...for the genius opera singer, Zabutakku-sama to suddenly appear here...

>txt above her: I'm dreaming....this beautiful melody...

B4: But he's just a stand in!!

B5: The young master's voice....in all my life...I've never heard anything so beautiful...

B6: Papa!!

PAGE 12

B1: Ya~~~y! It's been so long since we've had mother's cooking~~~~!!

B2: Please, eat as much as you want.

B3: Father!! Why were you acting so shameful earlier?!

B4: F...

B5: For adults, there are many different circumstances.

>txt: If I anger the chairperson of the parent company that is the parent company of my parent company's parent company (endlessly), I'll be fired by the end of the day!!

>txt: Not even being the sub-section chief would save me from being fired!!

B6: W, well then! Let's get to eating, shall we?

>lil txt over mama: Yay~

B7: Mother's cooking is the very best, after all~~!!

PAGE 13

B1: GULP!

B2: You understand my Tomoza-chama's ability, right?

B3: Of...

B4: Of course!

B5: There's no need for you to have to eat that livestock feed, why don't you come eat with us?

>txt above them: A super meal. 100 boxes~~!!!

>lil txt above 2 ppl in background: WHOA!!

B6: L, livestock feed!?

B7: D, dear...

PAGE 14

B1: I'd love to~~~!!

B2: Papa you / Father you / IDIOT~~~~~~~!!

B3: Mama...it's okay!

B4: I...I know.

B5: P...please forgive me, dear...!!

B6: This is the only way I can protect us from her wrath!!

B7: Even poor, we're rich at heart!!

B8: We have our pride as samurai!!

B9: Father...

B10: You're dad isn't wrong, you know.

PAGE 15

B1: Mother is a seriously frightening person to have as an enemy.

B2: There was a guy before who resisted her, but in just three days, his whole family disappeared.

B3: Hmm. As far as livestock feed goes, this is pretty good.

B4: Don't just grab other people's food!!

B5: Ah, thief~~~!!

>conversation over heads of tomoza and sp:
Oh, young master, let me try a bit~~?
NO.
Don't be that way~~~~!!

B6: ...I wonder if he was trying to help the situation?

B7: What a nice boy.

B8: What? Him!?

B9: That's not it at all!!

PAGE 16

B1: The final lesson will be physical education~~~~!!

B2: The parents will now join in a team participation event!!

B3: The class president led Sakakido tea~~~~m!!

B4: And the vice-president led Kamiyama tea~~~~~m!!

B5: The Tomoza-chama team doesn't even know how to spell defeat~~~~~~~!!

B6: Yeaaaaahhhhhhh!!

B7: FATHER!!

B8: AH!,
>Sorry, sorry.

PAGE 17

B1: The first round will be ball-toss!!

B2: We will definitely win this!!

B3: Ya~~~y!!

B4: ~~~~~~~~!??!

B5: White team wins~!!

B6: Yes!!

B7: Papa!!

B8: Next will be tug-of-war!!

B9: Everyone, give it your best~~~~~!!

B10: Yeah~~!!

>lil bubble bottom left panel: Click

PAGE 18

B1: Dead tree's CAN blossom~~~!!

B2: It's bundles of money, everyone~~~!!

B3: MONEY~~~!!

B4: H, HEY~~~~!!

B5: Now!!

B6: Pull, Pu~~~ll!!

B7: I'm sorry...Kou...Tsukiko..
>Please forgive your shameful father...!!

B8: Guh.

B9: Kou-cha~~~~~~n!!

B10-14:
Do you really think...
Something
Like
This
Will defeat me~~~~?!!

PAGE 19

B1: Shit!

B2: Damn that retard strength!!

B3: Tomoza-chama, are you all right~~~?!

B4: Oh...yeah.

B5: How dare you do that to my lovely Tomoza-chama~~~~~!

B6: I'll never forgive you~~~~~~!!

B7: Red team wi~~~ns!! And now the overall victor will be decided by the three legged race!

PAGE 20

B1: You're going to participate, mother?

B2: Yes, I am.

B3: I, personally,

B4: Will crush that annoying brat.

>txt: Th...this is bad,

>txt: We mustn't win...

>lil bubble: Teeth chattering

PAGE 21

B1: On your mark~~~

B2: Get se~~~~t...

B3: GO~~!!

B4: Oh no, I tripped~~~~!! (monotone)

B5: Father!

B6: Sorry, Tsukiko...

B7: In the lead is the white team, the Kamiyama's!

B8: The obstacle is cleared easily!!

B9: We won't lose easily~~~!!

>txt on side: Inuyama team~!!

PAGE 22

B1: A bladed hurdle!!

B2: You expect us to jump that~~!?

>txt in center: It's impossible~~~!!

B3: An unexpected turn of events as teams start to give up the race!!

B4: Tsu...Tsukiko! I think we should also...

B5: Huh?

B6: GYAH!

B7: We're gonna die!!

B8: Waaahhhh!!!

PAGE 23

B1: Goo~~~ Kou-cha~~~n!!

>txt above them: Kyaa~

B2: Dear~~~~~!!

B3: I..I always knew it, but,

B4: My daughter is an amazing child~~~~~!!

>3 lil bubbles:
Father!!
Careful!
Your hand!!

B5: The next obstacle is the balance beam of fire~~~!!

B6: Hot!

B7: Hot hot hot!

B8: Clear your mind, and it won't be...

B9: Damn! Persistent aren't they?

B10: H...hey, Tsukiko, this is enough right...?

B11: We can't make her angry...we should give up...

B12: ...you mean lose on purpose?

B13: Ah...no...not in so many words,

B14: But we really shouldn't beat them...

PAGE 24

B1: No.

B2: Tsukiko...

B3: I don't believe in losing on purpose.

B4: Losing fairly is fine and well, as long as I can stand with pride as a samurai!!

B5: Even poor, we're rich in heart.

B6: The one who told us to have pride as a samurai was you, wasn't it?

PAGE 25

B1: Hey hey~~~~!! Don't get too close, you trash~~~!!

B2: The winner will be my beautiful Tomoza-chama~~~~~!!

B3: What's wrong, papa~~!?

B4: Dear, do your best~~!!

B5: K...Kou! Dear....!!

B6: I apologize, Tsukiko...
>I've just been thinking of myself this whole time...

B7: When I have such a wonderful family beside me...!!

B8: Father...!

PAGE 26

B1: Yahahaha~~~~!!

B2: We'll be taking the victory, Kamiyama-san!!

B3: Sa,

B4: Sakakido...!!

B5: You poor trash!! You understand what will happen if you win, don't you?!

B6: Rather than being fired, I'll have you transferred to the severe working environment of mars for hard labor~~~!!

B7: Hmph...

B8: Do as you wish, madam...

PAGE 27

B1: Right now I'm not the sub-chief of a sub-contracted company...

B2: Right now I'm the pillar of strength for the Sakakido family!!

B3: This isn't for the company,

B4: It's for my family that I can try my best~~~~!!

B5: wh,

B6: What was that~~!?

B7: Mother...

B8: Ah...Tomoza-chama!

B9: No need to worry. I've prepared for this as well.

B10: Prepared...?

B11: The trap on the rood is about to be sprung! Those two are about to be crushed with the goal in sight!!

>lil txt bottom: All right All right

B12: It's the goa--

PAGE 28

B1: Oh, a ten yen coin!!

B2: Wo~~~w. Being poor actually helped us this time~~~~!!

>lil txt under bubble: Hahahaha

B3: Overall victors, the red team!!

Box: At that time...

B4: That guy...has some guts...
>Mother~~ When are we going back?

>lil txt: Should I go headhunting?