Samurai High School 22

Samurai High School Chapter 22

PAGE 01

Box: Samurai high school is still in the middle of winter break.

Box: And so,
>The evening of January first at the Kamiyama mansion.

B1: Happy new year~~

B2: What's happened that you ask us over on new year's day?

B3: Ah, well...

B4: You see...

B5: The young master is in the middle of his first dream of the new year,

B6: And he won't wake up!!

PAGE 02

=Chapter Title=
The young master and the wonderful new year's dream.

PAGE 03

Box: New year's eve at the Kamiyama mansion.

B1: One: Fuji, two: a hawk, three: an eggplant.

B2: Seeing one of these in the first dream of the new year will determine your luck for the whole year.

B3: It's one of the most important things in life~~~!!

B4: And with that in mind, what have the scientists employed by my family come up with?

B5: Quite simply, it's a dream machine that will allow you to dream of whatever you can imagine!

B6: So with this I can ensure my whole year is perfect! Adios!!

>txt over him: Ha~hahaha

B7: Happy new year, young master~~~!

PAGE 04

B1: That was close to 20 hours ago and he hasn't woken up since!!

B2: How idiotic!!

B3: No matter what we try, we can't wake him,
>So please, Kou-dono, the usual!!

B4: A shinai...

B5: Tsukiko-chan, how do you usually wake him up...?

B6: Don't look at me like that!

PAGE 05

B1: WAKE UP~!!

B2: Any luck!?

B3: No....it seems to have had little effect...

>lil txt next to tomoza's head: Suuuu~~~~ (sleeping sounds)

B4: .....if it's like this, we have no other choice but to resort to our last measure it seems.

B5: Yeah...

B6: Please, we need you to go into the young master's dream,

B7: And forcefully drag him out~~!!

PAGE 06

B1: We can go in and save him, but...

B2: Are you sure this is safe?

B3: You did safety tests...right?

B4: No...not really...

B5: But it's safe right.....probably...?

B6: Don't whisper amongst yourselves!!

B7: The particulars of the machine are difficult to explain, but let's just say the dream world is created by the dreamer's subconscious mind.

B8: Perhaps he is unable to awaken due to some fear or problem created by his own mind.

B9: Then, all we need to do is remove that obstacle, right?

B10: *gulp*

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B1: Well then, let's go~~!!

B2: Oh yeah, one more thing, if you can't wake the young master, you'll both be stuck in his dream forever.

B3: You should have said that first!!

B4: Ah.

PAGE 08

B1: Tsu...Tsukiko-chan, we're falling so fast~!!

B2: This...seems kind of familiar.

B3: It's the ground!!

PAGE 09

B1: Owwwww~~~...

B2: Huh?!

B3: We're in the dream world...
>It looks like Alice In Wonderland, doesn't it...?

B4: You shouldn't cosplay on new year's day though~~!!

B5: I don't like it!

B6: Let's hurry up and find Kamiyama!!

B7: But this door is too small for us to fit through, isn't it?

PAGE 10

B1: Then try a bite of us!

B2: If you eat me, you'll become smaller,
>And if you eat me, you'll become larger!

B3: Get lost!!

B4: Manabu Oshio!!
T/N: Never seen a manga with more random ass references. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manabu_Oshio

B5: Wait, Tsukiko-chan! In Alice's wonderland, if we ate them we could become smaller,

B6: And then we'd be able to fit through this door!

B7: I have a bad feeling about this...

B8: Wha?! This is delicious!!

B9: I want to try some of that too!

B20: Fantastic~~

>SFX: Splash

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B1: What do I do, Tsukiko-chan~~?

B2: I ate too much of it~~!!

B3: K...

B4: Kou!!

B5: Uwaaaahhhnnnn!!

B6: Idiot! Stop crying!!

B7: You're tears are covering the floor...!

PAGE 12

B1: There was an ocean under the floor~~?!

B2: Puha~!!

B3: Kou! Are you okay!?

B4: Y...yeah~~

B5: Ah! I'm back to normal! Thank god~~~!

B6: Tsu....Tsuki...!!

B7: Kou!?

PAGE 13

B1: You moron, Kamiyama~!! Wake the hell up~~~!!

B2: Gabubabubo!!

>lil txt next to her bottom right panel: Ah!

B3: F, for now let's just go up!!

B4: We can talk after that!!

PAGE 14

B1: For crying out loud, this is such a strange world!!

B2: So!? Why were you in the middle of the ocean?

B3: This world was originally mine, but this shitty guy called the "White King" showed up and took over!

B4: I challenged him to a fight, but...........................he knocked me all the way out to sea.....

B5: The White King...?

>txt: To the dreamer, that world is the same as reality!!

B6: Then, all we need to do is defeat this White King and we can get out of here!!

B7: Let's go!!

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B1: Yeah~~!!

B2: ...your sister is kind of different than usual today, huh?

B3: Look, this is all just a dream! Don't worry about it!

B4: ??

B5: We can get to the White King's castle by going this way, right?

B6: Yeah!

B7: Sniff Sniff

B8: Something smells good over there!

B9: It's got to be the Mad Hatter's tea party!
>Let's go, let's go!

B10: Low class samurai! Now isn't the time for this crap!!

B11: You're his sister, say something to him!

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B1: H, happy new year, senpai!!

B2: Heya, Tsukiko~~!!

B3: Good afternoon~~

B4: Uhm, do you know the White King?

B5: Yeah...that frighteningly terrible man...

B6: He's....an ogre,

B7: Or maybe a demon...

B8: Wha,

B9: Please stop saying such scary things~~~!

B10: I'm number one at dodge ball~~!!

B11: I wouldn't say that.

B12: Hey now!!

B13: You two just suck at passing!!

B14: Hee~hee~hee

B14: Senpai is acting strange because this is Kamiyama's dream!

B15: But those guys always act like that....

PAGE 17

B1: S..somehow it suddenly become dark and gloomy~~~

B2: Is this really the way to the castle?

B3: Just be quiet!!

B4: Ahahahaahah! Have you perhaps lost your way?!

B5: Foolish people!!

B6: Kaya-san is the Cheshire cat~~!

B7: Hey, cat woman!! Tell us how to get to the castle!!

B8: No~~~t Interest~~~~ed

B9: Kaya-san...please!!

B10: Kou...

PAGE 18

B1: It just so happened that this path was here,
>It's not like I'm trying to help you or anything!!

Box: Secret shortcut to the castle.

B2: Thank you, Kaya-san!

B3: Those cat ears suit you well!

B4: Sh...

B5: Shut up~~~!!

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B1: What an amazing castle...

B2: That's...

>txt on his uniform: Anyone can make a mistake.

B3: Oh no, oh no!!

B4: I must hurry and paint them all!!

B5: Uhm...why are you painting all the black roses white?

B6: It's the White King's orders....he loves everything to be the pure white of justice....!

B7: If he only knew there were mistakenly planted black roses here....!!

B8: What would I do if I were to know about it?

B9: Uwah...!?

PAGE 20

B1: I don't blame you for missing this one tree!!

B2: However!! I cannot overlook your dishonesty in trying to hide it!!

B3: So you've come, White King!!

B4: Tsu...Tsukiko-chan!?

B5: Me...!?

B6: Looking close, you two resemble him a lot!!

B7: White King~!!

B8: Please show pity~~!!

B9: Pretty words are useless!! You can go cool your head off in the sea!!

B10: Uwaaahhhh~~~

PAGE 21

B1: So you are...

B2: The White King...

B3: And you?

B4: Who are you guys...?

B5: This shitty guy called the White King...

B6: That frighteningly terrible man...

B7: He's.....an ogre....or a demon....

B8: That's how they see me!?

B9: Low class samurai's sister! Hurry up and defeat that guy!!

Box: Shinai stolen from a soldier.

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B1: Hah....one of Kamiyama's servants, are you?

B2: If you are, I won't go easy on you!

B3: No, I'm not.

B4: But, I will defeat you!!

B5: F...for some reason...

B6: My heart is beating uncontrollably!!
T/N: Incestuous AND gay. hahahahaha I love this manga.

PAGE 23

>SFX all over the page: Boom

B1: HAH!!

B2: Yah!!

B3: Hoh!!

PAGE 24

B1: It...it's somehow gotten out of hand...

B2: Everyone evacuate!!

B3: A...are they monsters?!

B4-B7: Hahh..

B8: Why do you exert such skill in protecting Kamiyama?

B9: I'm not protecting him, I just want to free him!

B10: All right! Get him low-class samurai's sister~~!!

B11: Bring his life to an end~~!!

B12: Free him...? Do you think I have been tormenting him?

B13: I merely made a few requests of him.

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B1: "Wake up on your own in the morning, properly dress yourself,"

B2: "Have consideration for the feelings of those around you."

B3: Did you really think I would listen to such an outrageous request~!?

B4: Just disappear already!!

B5: That's perfectly reasonable.

B6: Yeah.

B7: Huh?

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B1: Kamiyama!! If this is what it takes,

B2: We'll beat your horrible nature into shape!!

PAGE 27

B1: Uh...

B2: UWAAAHHHHHHHH~~!!

PAGE 28

B1: The young master has woken up.....but....does he seem different to you...?

>lil txt next to SP: His hair has turned white.

B2: It's unbelievable. He must have seen something of such unspeakable terror....

>lil txt next to him: The poor boy...

B4: My new year's resolution is to wake up on my own, dress myself, and be considerate to those around me...

B5: Well then, we're heading home~~

B6: Hey, Tsukiko-chan, have you decided on your new year's resolution yet?

B7: No, not yet. Speaking of which, have you?

B8: Yep!
>I wish for us to have fun together this year!!

B9: That's nice!

B10: Isn't it?! So what should we do now...?

Box: The feelings of wanting Kamiyama to become a slightly kinder person are Tsukiko's little secret...