Assassination Classroom 5
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Chapter 5: Karma's Time | Matsui Yuusei
Box: Maehara Akito
Box: Mimura Kouki
Box: Isogai Yuuma
(beneath box) Class rep
Box: Kataoka Megu
(beneath box) Class rep
Box: Kimura Masayoshi
Box: Yada Momoka
Box: Okano Hinata
Box: Sugino Yuuto
Box: Kurahashi Hinano
(A quick note on the names: I'm using my best guess for most of these, since the kanji readings aren't given.)
(bottom right) We will definitely kill him--
Students who are relatively proactive with the assassination.
Under the leadership of the 2 class representatives, they aim toward the 100 billion yen reward.
(left) An extra story will be appearing in Jump NEXT!, on sale 8/11 (Sat.)!! What does Korosensei do on his breaks...?
(sfx) Broing broing
Boy: He started doing that a little while ago, but what is it?
Girl: Who knows...
(beneath panels) Swoosh swoosh broing broing swoosh swoosh broing broing swoosh swoosh...
Girl: He's doing wall punches, isn't he?
Boy: Karma made fun of him recently, so he's irritated.
Girl: Tentacles are soft, so he's not doing any damage to the wall.
Korosensei's weaknesses, #4
His punches are weak.
Girl: All of that broing broing-ing is annoying, Korosensei!!
Girl: We're taking a quiz, you know!!
Teacher: M-my apologies!!
Tera: Yo, Karma,
Tera: Don't come crying to us when you get that monster mad~
Boy: It would've been better if you stayed secluded at home again~
Karma: If you were about to be killed, of course you would be angry.
Karma: it's different than when a certain someone failed and wet himself.
Tera: I didn't piss myself!!
Tera: Bastard, you looking for a fight?!
Teacher: Hey, you over there!!
Teacher: Don't make a rucus during the test!!
(Boy): Tell that to your own tentacles.
Karma: Sorry, Korosensei~
Karma: You see, I already finished, so
Karma: I'll just eat gelato and be quiet.
Teacher: You can't do something like that during class.
Teacher: Honestly, where did you buy tha...
Teacher: That's the one I went to Italy and bought yesterday!!
(Students): So it's yours!!
Karma: Ah, sooorry.
Karma: I found it refrigerating in the faculty room.
Teacher: This cannot be settled with an apology!!
Teacher: And after I went through so much trouble, flying through the cold stratosphere so the gelato wouldn't melt!!
Karma: So, what will you do?
Karma: Hit me?
Teacher: Absolutely not!!
Teacher: I will just eat what's left!!
Box: How long have these anti-sensei BB pellets...
Box: been on the floor!!
Karma: I fooled you again.
(sfx) Bang bang bang
Karma: I'll use these sorts of tricks however many times it takes.
Karma: I don't care about interfering with class.
Karma: If you don't like it,
Karma: then you should kill me as well as my parents.
Karma: But from that moment on,
Karma: no one will view you as a teacher anymore.
Karma: You'll just be a murderous monster.
Karma: I will have killed...
Karma: your existence as a [sensei].
Karma: Here, my test.
Karma: The answers are probably all correct.
Karma: Bye, [sensei]~
Karma: Let's play tomorrow, too!
Box: ...Karma-kun is incredibly quick-witted.
Box: It's the same now, too.
Box: Recognizing that there is a line Korosensei cannot cross in order to remain a teacher,
Box: Karma-kun is going to use cheap tactics against him.
Box: he'll end up using his intelligence, which can see others' true intentions,
Box: and his skill at handling others, no matter their type,
Box: to clash with people.
Teacher: Thanks to him, I had to go buy another gelato.
Teacher: He is a smart, difficult student, but
(top of paper) History Test 3
(box on paper) Akabane Karma
Teacher: Just as he said, in order for me to continue as a teacher...
Teacher: neither killing nor wounding anyone will be acceptable.
Teacher: ...Now then.
Teacher: How shall I go about resolving this.
Sugino: Later, Nagisa!
(sign) Kunugigaoka Station
(sign, small text) North Exit
Nagisa: See you tomorrow~
???: It's Nagisa.
Boys: He's completely gotten used to Class E, though.
Boys: How lame.
Boys: There's really no coming back to our class like that.
Boys: it looks like even Akabane, who was suspended, is back and in Class E.
Boys: Uwaaah, that's the worst.
Boys: Even if it kills me, I seriously don't wanna end up there.
Karma: So you wouldn't want to, even if you die.
Karma: Then how about dying right now?
Karma: Ahaha~ Like I'd really kill you guys.
Karma: I have an even better toy, so
Karma: I wouldn't get this chance if I'm suspended again.
Karma: By the way, Nagisa-kun,
Karma: there's something I'd like to ask.
Karma: Do you know Korosensei pretty well?
Nagisa: Well, sort of.
Karma: So, do you think he'd
Karma: get angry if I called him an octopus or something like that?
Nagisa: It'd be more like the opposite.
Nagisa: He draws himself as an octopus,
(right of octopus) Octo-X!!
(below octopus) It's easy to fall into a trap with this one. Be careful!!
Nagisa: and it seems he uses an octopus as his player character in games, too.
Nagisa: A while ago, he dug a hole on school grounds and said
Teacher: Octopus pot.*
Nagisa: ...as a one-line gag.
Nagisa: It seems like somewhat of a trademark for sensei.
(left of Nagisa) It got an okay reception.
Karma: ...I seeee.
Karma: I've thought of something nasty.
Nagisa: What are you planning to do next?
Karma: I'm happy.
Karma: I'd been wondering what I would do if he were just a monster, but
Karma: with him unexpectedly being an upstanding sensei...
Karma: I'll be able to kill a proper teacher,
Karma: Since the previous one went and died of his own accord.
Teacher: ......This goes outside my calculations.
Teacher: I don't have the money to buy gelato.
Teacher: I won't have any more income until payday, either.
Teacher: I guess all I can do is cook for myself.
Teacher: There's cookware in the school storeroom, too.
Teacher: Good morning.
Teacher: What's the matter, everyone?
Karma: Ah, soooorry!
Karma: I mistook it for you and ended up killing it.
Karma: I'll throw it away, so just bring it over here.
Box: ...Come, Korosensei.
Box: Even if I can't kill your body now, it doesn't particularly matter.
Box: First I'll...
Box: kill your spirit, bit by bit.
Teacher: Allow me to show you, Karma-kun.
Teacher: The power of these drill tentacles
Teacher: and the heat of this missile snatched from the self-defense force.
Teacher: never lets an assassin go home bored.
Teacher: That complexion comes from not having eaten breakfast, doesn't it.
Teacher: I have made takoyaki with my mach speed.
Teacher: If you eat this, you'll come closer to being a healthy child.
Teacher: You know, Karma-kun,
Teacher: I am a teacher who performs maintenance and improvements.
Teacher: On the rusted, dull blades of assassins, for example.
Teacher: You should come at me each day with a serious intent to kill.
Teacher: And each time, I will improve you.
(right, star) Now is the time to show true "maintenance"...!!
Teacher: Before school lets out,
Teacher: I will polish your body and spirit until they shine.
Octopus Pot - I left the more literal translation of the word because the joke wouldn't make sense otherwise. 蛸壷 (takotsubo) literally means "octopus pot/trap", which is known in English as a foxhole or trench.
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