Kenka Shoubai 1

kenka shoubai
01

page number will be according to the raw
a for right side
b for left side

page 004a contents page
title 1: juubee, stands up in utsunomiya!!
title 2: birth of the third power!!
title 3: Japanese Son ((could also tl to: Son of Japan))
title 4: no need to worry
title 5: eye poke (( you know,, with the two finger in your eye and someone end up crying.. yeah that eye poke))
title 6: reason why i started ((( the "i" isn't implied.. but since english doesnt really work without a subject..))

page 004b
L1: strongest
L2: martial art what is it!? ((connected together you get: "what is the strongest martial art"))

page 005a
1: he's here
t1: karate
2: it's that guy
t2: kick boxing
3: you are the one that's called satou juubee huh
t3: boxing
t4: muay-thai

page 005b
1: nobody get involved (((noone gives a hand into the fight)))
t1: sanda ((http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanshou))
t2: Taekwondo
2: i'll do it ....
t3: Capoeira ((http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capoeira))
3: oi! torii-san is black belt at kyoukuhi (( or 極日,, i got no clue wtf that is.. wiki and google gave me crap for it so.. yeah ))
4: get his nose!
5: but..
6: why does someone that goes to a place like soukai
7: soo full of himself, huh
t4: Jeet Kune Do ((http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeet_Kune_Do))

page 006a
t1: Shorinji kenpo ((http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shorinji_Kempo))
t2: chinese kenpo
t3: japanese kenpo
t4: amature wrestling
t5: kobudou ((http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Okinawan_kobud%C5%8D also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kory%C5%AB)) <<i would love to learn this ..
t6: sumo
t7: judo
t8: sambo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambo_(martial_art) ))
t9: shoot (( aka shoot boxing http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoot_boxing ))

page 006b
1: you stupid, letting someone who can do karate do a mount on purpose
t1: pro-wrestling (( this guy still things pro wrestling is real !?)
2: this is called guard position
t2: aikido
t3: Brazilian jiu jitsu (( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_Jiu-Jitsu ))
t4: all these martial arts

page 007a
t1: when you fight with no rules
t2: not as a sport
1: this is mount position
t3: to get bulleyes while stabings someone's eye (( im not too sure about this))
2: to get the nose right
t4: is only
t5: while
t6: "fighting" (( kenka))

page 007b
L1: the strongest
L2: martial art, what is it!?

page 008a
L1: right now.... presently,
L2: the strongest martial art is
L3: undecided

page 008b
1: juubee, stand in utsunomiya!!

page 009a
1: o, oi...
2: you made my nose bleed....

page 009b
1: i'm going to transfer to a new school tomorrow....
2: what you doing to do if my face swell up....
3: the fire isn't moving..
4: you guys, love is 70% decided on the first impression you know....
t1: he doesn't seem to care if people dies or not
5: so- sorry we didn't know that juubee-kun is going to transfer school tomorrow
6: but torii-san isn't breathing, torii-san is the victom here

page 010a
1: you stupid!?
2: i who is already busy with studying everyday
3: you coming here with who knows what reason.
4: and covering your self with sheep blood or something!!!
5: im a person, blood type is B
6: if you are going sleep, then go home and sleep!!!

page 010b
1: wait, theres no time!!
2: im going to practive greeting for tomorrow's transfer. help out!!
3: e!? practice for what!?
4: greeting for when i transfer!!
5: anyways, hurry up and go buy a video camera!!
6: with your money!!
7: i transfered from tokyo
8: my name is satou juubee

page 011a
1: glad to meet you
2: su- su...

page 011b
1: su-super
2: coool
3: i almost proposed to myself i'm so cool
4: it feels like "even though im like this, please be with me forever"
5: sick....
t1: but, is it okay if im just cool
t2: not just cool, make a opening somewhere
t3: and appeal with my cute side, i can do that too right

page 012a
1: transfered from tokyo
2: i'm satou juubee
3: Please take care of me (( this is disturbing..))

page 012b
1: super cute....
2: i can appear in Acom's commercial
3: wasn't kono mayumi filmed in the video just now?
4: no....
5: definitely someone with a smile as cute as kono mayumi was filmed
6: no....
7: even though satou-kun went to soukai in tokyo

page 013a
1: is it okay to come to a highschool like ours in utsunomiya
2: since this school is close.
3: the principal was really happy, think that for the first time a student of ours would be going to toudai ((toudai= Tokyo-U))
4: please stay with us till you gradudate, since its on my head.
5: of course i will, its my first time having a teacher as easy to talk to as shimada-sensei
6: i'm really happy i transfered to this school
7: everyone is really looking forward to satou's coming here
8: do a light greeting okay
9: e~~~ really... i should've practiced
10: be quiet

page 013b
1: he transfered here from tokyo's soukai highschool
2: he's Satou Juubee

page 014a
1: i'm from tokyo
2: i'm satou Juubee
3: nice to meet you

page 014b
1: what are you pretending to be cute for

page 015a
t1: aww crap, also did it with this many witnesses around.

page 015b
t1: also, nothing will come off of violence
t2: sometime be submissive is the mature way ....
1: then, satou's seat is
2: okay okay, where will the fun highschool life start
3: the seat besides victoria

page 016a
1: victoria?
2: victoria
3: i love you
t1: what ?
t2: nothing~~~
4: victoria?
5: vistoria

page 016b
1: my fun highschool life?
2: victoria
3: you-- lend me your face for a bit
4: whats wrong satou-kun

page 017a
1: you (basterd)
2: (fucking) looking down on me !? ((the "baster" and "fucking" isn't explicitly expressed. but.. its pretty much what he meant))

page 017b
1: first time i've seen a fugly half!! (( i mean fugly as in fucking ugly))
2: so you just won't sit beside victoria right
3: forget wont settle for it, i'm wantign to kill people... ((( he actually said im remember sakki which is the will to kill.. so ..))
4: this kind of rude school. im transfering, go die
5: the seat diagonally infront of victoria....
6: did you check out yamada ayako, who is in the seat infront of you.
7: how is it?

page 018a
1: it's okay
2: is that right
3: but, still no. im transfering....
4: its not like i have to date that girl
5: is that soo

oage 018b
1: is the guy transfering from soukai high this time cool?
2: i saw the pictures hes pretty cool
3: on top of being smart, he's cool is he!!
4: ---so she said
5: but, once a man says the words
6: "transfer" out of his mouth, it's already..
7: you could've entered too.... ((yes that means exactly what you think it means)))

page 019a
1: i can enter her?
2: you can enter
3: that girl is a virgin too

page 019a
L1: so some people
L2: virgins
L3: are said to be a bother
L4: there are people like that but
l5: as a man....

page 020a
1: to dye her in your own colours
2: have you never thought of wanting to see that!!

page 020b
t1: i
t2: i do!!

page 021a
t1: but.. just think about it normally and its a lie
t2: it's nothing but good things for me ((yeah my english is really declining lol
t3: its to stop me from transfering school
t4: a lie
t5: but why....
t6: why is it

page 021b
t1: even if i know it's a lie
l1: the tears won't stop.
t2: I want to believe...

page 022a
1: you can pet her by the end of the day (( yes i said pet as in petting ... dont ask me.. its the closest thing to a real sentence that i can get out of that, 4 out 5 japanese person i asked gave me no answer))
t1: let's
t2: believe this guy
2: believe in me
3: i know highschool girls best ((( seriously as a teacher,, you shouldnt))

page 022b
1: shimabukuro-sensei !!
2: its shimada
3: oh that's right
4: the shimada sensei who is abnormally knowledgable about highschool girls
5: is it okay if i call you "shimabu--"
6: yeah right
7: alright then there's no problem with satou's seating next to victoria
8: there no way there's a problem from the start

page 023a
1: nice to meet you
2: nic- nice tomeet you
t1: she cuter as i look closer
t2: thank god.... i transfered to this school
t3: with this girl....
t4: ....i can pet her eh.... (( yes i still dont know WTF is suspose to be so freaking great abotu that)))

page 023b
t1: my dick got hard ((well it actually says my dick got up, but yeah i'll leave this for the proofer ))
t2: yamada ayako (virgin) not knowing there is an erect transfer student behind her
t3: chatting away the moments before class

page 024a
t1: and also the position of my dick
t2: isnt like this position
t3: its like this!!
t4: right now, im no where close to fixing this painful man position
t5: or rather, im enjoying it, that is....
t6: its hurt so good (( this is the first sign of a M ))
t7: not knowing
t8: that the boy jsut transfered here is rock hard behind her....
t9: yamada ayako is enjoying her school life
t10: looks like you are enjoying this a lot!!
t11: im going to enjoy this great pain!!!
1: is Juubee here!?

page 024b
1: there he is!! hes was here
2: we came to kill juubee!!
3: im not as free as you guys so
4: finish it quick
5: it's yakuza
6: hey
7: its the real thing
8: we came all the way from tokyo to the sticks like this.

page 025a-b
1: whats wrong. wheres yesterdays attitude

page 026a
t1: c..crap
1: you basterd, quit posing over there!!
t2: completely
t3: erect
b1: I cant let people notice it here and now
b2: if something happens, shes going to say "thats right, juubee-kun was hard right"
b3: no matter what, i cant let people notice
2: Get up, dammit!

page 026b
L1: I'll kill you

page 027b
t1: just a little more and they would've found out that i was hard....
1: its the first day of transfer.... at least let me off today
2: go home while im still sitting down
3: if you dont....
4: i'll get up

page 028a
1: le-lets go home today
2: don't think it'll be over like this
t1: just barely, just barely won, alright!!
t2: thank you god....
3: oi you guys, i came all the way here for you
4: if you leave juubee like this with out beating the shit out of him
5: I'll kill you guys

page 028b
1: thats what Yakuza's about
t1: unnecessary things....
t2: no wait....
t3: every one is looking at the yakuza
t4: right now
t5: is my chance!!

page 029a
t1: make the position like that
t2: fix it like this
t3: first of all, hiding the fact that i am hard
t4: ((apart of the t3))
t5: this instant that even god overlooks
t6: i wont let it pass!!

page 030a
1: like i'll let you bring out a knife or something
2: i noticed you were hiding something
3: ....hiding....
4: ..no.....such thing....

page 030b
1: kenji. hurry up and stand him up
2: pat him down for knife ((cloth search))
3: get up
4: if something like that gets found out, you gonna get caught by cops
5: this guy really is hiding something
6: hurry up and search him
7: a
8: whats the knife

page 031a
1: its a dick
2: iyaaaa ((girl!?!)
3: iyaaaa

page 032b
1: ha!?

page 035a
1: i fixed it in the confusion just now!!

page 035b
1: dont get scared just cause kenji's down
2: with this many people, just catch and kill him and its over

page 037b
1: y,you doing this to yakuza

page 038b
1: y,you guys hurry up and hold juubee and
2: beat the crap....

page 040a
1: without hesitating he threw him flying from sec,second floor

page 040b
1: i'll throw you guys out one by one so,
2: line up

page 041a-b
1: line up dammit!!
2: lets run!!
3: we gonna get killed!!
4: aw, awesome
5: you okay?

page 042a-b
1: dont touch me with the hand that fixed your dick!!

page 043a-b
1: i thought i'd help but
2: got
3: kicked
4: he,help.... might die from the kick just now
5: so,sorry
6: it was disgusting... so i just
t1: di,dirty
t2: i got hated
t3: everyone in the class thinks im sick....

page 044a
t1: i was suspose to be able to pet her by the end of the day but, got kicked....
t2: you can pet by the end of the day
t2=t3=t4=t5

page 044b
1: sei!! ((huh?))
2: wa,wait

page 045a
1: wa,wait
2: dont stand there and watch, go help ayako!!
3: ....hes a guy that sent yakuza flying like it was nothing, man
4: no....stop it....
5: like i cant take a guy like that on!!
6: katou-san dont blame him that much
7: its hard for us too

page 045b
1: please.... .... i beg of you.. stop it..
2: se,seriously....
3: right now all we can do is pretty much watch over them
t1: everyone is hard!!
4: got rubbed.... i got rubbed......
t2: is, is he really!!
t2: dick to the face!?

page 046a
1: wh,what
2: are you pressing me for..
3: how much do you think yo ucan resist with a girl's power
4: give up
5: like i'd give up even if i die....
6: it's getting hard

page 046b
1: dont thrust your hip!!
2: stop thrusting!!
3: stop...thrust...ing....
t1: i am....
t2: dirtied
t3: it cant be helped.... it couldnt be helped....

page 047a
1: something came out!!

page 047b
t1: at montreal olypic 30 years ago
t2: an angel decended...
t3: even famous in beat takeshi's jokes ((biito takeshi : i dont know wtf that is))
t4: white fairy, it's nadia comaneci
t5: and here too, in utsunomiya, which is famous for gyoza
t6: an angel decended
t7: white fairy, it's satou juubee
1: seriously its just nothing but pre cum
2: lies.... comaneci definitely came out (( he cummed// i feel sorry for comaneci))


page 048a
title: sound effect explaination
refer to: page 20b
please read the "biiii" sound is the sound mobile suits make when it takes damage ((( some one plays too much gundam games)))