Magical Recorder Yuka 1

This is a translation collection of all the chapters that are currently online here for free reading:

http://www.4koma.com/access/0204/mr_yuka/index.htm

This manga was done on commission by me, and is rather perverted, so you've been warned!

Magical Recorder Yuka 1-27

tl by molokidan

1)
Yuka's Recorder

M: A girl's knapsack
M: and a recorder?
Box: Year 5, Class 1: Kakitsubuta Yuka
M: Hmmm...
sfx: piipooo

2)
The Chosen One

M: Ehh?!
Y: Ehhhh?!
R(2b): I finally found you...the chosen one!
sfx: hyoko
Y: A rabbit?!
R: From this day forward, you shall become Yuka, and in order to save this town--
Y: I don't wanna.
R: A guy perverted enough to lick a little girl's recorder has no right to refuse!
Y: Uuu...

3)
The Warriors

R: Lately, there has been someone kidnapping women around here.
R: We still have no witnesses, either.
R: No one knows what the true form of "it" is.
R: Therefore, in order to defeat "it," I have come here to fight with many other Yukas just like you.
R: Obviously, you've been chosen to become one of them.
Y: What happened to the other ones?
R: We've lost some good men.
Y: Hold on a second!

4)
A New Life

R: Hey! How long do you intend to sleep?
R: You start elementary school today.
Y: Do I really have to go?
R(2b): I've already finished all the paperwork. And you're putting on the wrong clothes.
R: If something happens, call me immediately, alright?
Y: OK.
Y(2b): Here's an upskirt! Eheheh...
R: Just go already!!

5)
Kakitsubuta

Y: Nice to meet you everyone. Thank you for taking care of me from today on...
sign on board: Kakitsubuta Yuka (t/l note: It's in kanji so he is confused about the reading)
Y: Ummm...
Y: Tojaku?!
Y: Moriwaka?!
Teacher: Kakitsubuta-san! Come on now, just relax.
Y: My name is Kakitsubuta Yuka. Let's all work hard together.
sfx: gaya gaya
yuka sfx: waku waku
T: Now then, let's find you an open seat...
T: Sorry, but can you bring an extra one from the auditorium?
sfx: ahahaha
yuka sfx: gatata

6)
Early Harvest

S: Kakitsubuta-san...
S: My name is Sakurai Sakura. Nice to meet you.
Y: Nice to meet you too!
Y: You're really cute, Sakura-chan.
S: Ehhh?
S: I think you're cuter, Kakitsubuta-san...
Y: Let's become good friends.
Y: So soft...
S: OK.
S: Hyoehhh?!

7)
The Funnel

S: Hey, keep it closed!!
sfx: don don
Y: Let me out, stupid!
Y: Hm?
Y: And so I wondered what that was...and I guess it's a toilet for peeing only.
G(2b): Really? That's weird...
S: Yeah.
Y: You've never seen one before?
G: Ehh? We don't have one of those at my house.
S: Me neither.
Y: I see.

8)
A Girl Day

S: What's wrong?
Y: My hips hurt, I feel tired...
S: Could it be that time of the month?
Y(2b): Ah, hmmm...I dunno. I've never felt it before.
S: Do you have one?
G: Nope.
Pigtails: Hey, if you go to the nurse's office, she'll give you one.
S: Are you OK?
Y: Yeah.
B: What?!
G: This has nothing to do with boys!!
Y: ...it was a cold.
Y: I have a fever so I'm going home early, alright?
G: Ah...take care!

9)
Lunch

arrows(from left to right):
Seaweed Rice
Meat & Potato Stew
Egg Roll
Cabbage & Potherb Mustard Pickles

Y: Uuuu...
Y: I'm supposed to eat this lunch with mulk?!
Y: Hey, Ooyama-kun, do you want this?
sfx: zawa...
O: Ehh...
G: Ooyama just had an indirect kiss with Kakitsubuta!
O: S-stupid...what are you talking about?!
small: He's getting red...
sfx: ohhhhh
Y: ...I guess I'll just drink it myself.

10)
Physical Check-Up

Y: Ohh, they have bras on...
S: What's wrong, Yuka-chan?
Y: Oh, nothing...I was just thinking how no one's wearing any bear underwear or anything.
G: No one wears such kiddie stuff like that anymore!
sfx: ahahaha
Y: Oh, yeah...
sfx: piku
G: ...Sakura-chan?
sfx: sah

11)
Cooking Class

S: Yuka-chan, can you cut the cabbage for me?
Y: Sure.
Y: Nnsho!
sfx: zakuh
Y: Yoh!
sfx: zakuh
S: Here, let me see it for a second.
sfx: zazazazah
Y: Eh? Ah...
Y: You're really good at this, Sakura-chan.
S: I help out with dinner every once in a while.
Y: I'm worse than an elementary school student...

12)
Bacteria-kun

K: Don't touch me!! Your bacteria will jump onto me!
S: He's being bullied again...
Y: Hey, come this way.
Y: Wow, he really does smell.
Y: Even if you don't get in the bath, wiping down your body like this will help.
Y: Got it?
B: O-okay.
K: How dare you go close to Kakitsubuta with all that bacteria on your body?!
green: The Next Day
K: Who do you think you are, huh?!

13)
Reader Submission Column

Y: Wow, Sayu, you read these kinds of magazines?
magazine: Philiteens (April Issue)
S: You don't, Yukacchi?
text: My boyfriend has another girlfriend. I told him to break up with her, but he said "I can't choose between you two" and won't stop. What should I do? (Miki, Grade 6)
Y: Keh! They're only elementary schoolers...
text: Whenever my boyfriend kisses me he always touches my butt. It's so gross! Why are boys so perverted? (Sakiko, Grade 5)
Y: What?!
Y: ...is this for real?
Y(small): I don't think your father will like this!
S: Eh?
S: Why are you getting so red, Yukacchi? You're so naive!

14)
Under the Skirt

Y: Woahh?!
sfx: kohon
Y: Sakura-chan, I can see under your skirt.
S(2b): It's fine, though, I'm wearing buruma. (*t/l note: elastic panties) See?
Y: Noo, that's not really the problem here...

15)
School Swimsuits

Y: Ah, are we going to the pool today? Oh no...
Y: I guess I'll try making some using magic...
Y: Sorry, can I borrow that for a second?
S: Sure, but why?
Y: Ohh!! There's a secret hole right here!
Y: Hmmm...
Y: Ooooh, Sakura-chaaaan...
sfx: suri suri

16)
The Popular Boy

B: See ya!
Y: Yeah, later.
S: Yuka-chan, you're pretty good friends with Murayama-kun, aren't you?
Y: Ah, Kazukichi?
Y: Well, he's relaxed and easy to talk to.
S: Eh...really?
S: Ah, w-well it's not like I like Murayama-kun or anything.
sfx: kaaaa...
Y: ...really?

17)
Discharge

Y: Ahh, it got stained again...
Y: Why does this discharge keep coming out?
Y: I still don't even feel like I've had my first period yet.
sfx: jabu jabu
R: Why don't you just use a discharge sheet?
Y(2b): Hmm...it makes me feel stiff and stuffy.
Y: And there's just something nice about having stained panties.
R: Haa...

18)
Hiking

T: It's dangerous here, so hold onto the hand of the person next to you.
B: Ehh?!
sfx: gaya
B: With girls?
B: Really?!
B: Ewww!
Y: So my partner is...this kid?
Y: Hey, he's sucking on his finger!
Y: Ahhh...why do I have to hold on to a boy's hand?
B: Hey, Kakitsubuta!
Y: Hmmm?
B: We're supposed to hold hands, come on.
B: You washed yours, right?
Y: Ukiiihh!!

19)
Lunchbox

G: Hey, let's trade food?
S: OK, sure.
Y: Trading Food - How careless of me to forget about this important event.
S: Yuka-chan!
G: Yuka-chan?
S: Yuka-chan, which do you want?
Y: Ah, no, I...
Y: It's ALL meat & potatoes, are you sure you're fine with that?
S: Yeah, sure...
S: Wahh, it looks good...
Y: Thanks...

20)
Adult Video

G: Jaaaan! Look, look, it's an AV!
S: Kyaaa, it's erotic!
Y: Let's watch it!
G: Uwahhh!! She's licking it!
TV: An! Ahh!
S: No way?! What?
TV: Ahhh! Ann!
G: How was it?
S: Eh? It was kinda gross...
Y: Hey...
Y: Young is better than adult, right?
Y: Sakura-chaaaan...

21)
Valentine Chocolate
S: Yuka-chan, are you going to give chocolate to someone?
G: Sakura-chan, are you?
S: ...hmmm, I'm still not sure.
Y: She wants to give some to Kazukichi...okay!
S: Eh...
Y: I'm going to give some to Sakura-chan.
G: Ahh! Me too, me too!
G: OK then, how about we all make some together? Like a chocolate cake or something!
S: Ahh, that sounds good.
Y: Prevented!

22)
Fusion Magic

R: You know, there's a magic spell that allows you to fuse with another.
Y: Fuse?
M: Yuka-chan, I want to fuse with you. I can't take it any longer!
Y: Wait...I'm still a fifth grader, you know?
Y: Owww! Stop!
M: Haah!
M: Haah!
Y: Just kidding!
R: Well, that's pretty much the jist of it. (I think.)
Y: No way?!
Y: I'm still a virgin, and now you're making me get my cherry popped?!

23)
What Kind of Illness?

R: What's wrong?
Y(2b): I had this really itchy feeling...and then all of a sudden some weird yogurt-like stuff came out.
Y: Geh, what should I do? Will I be alright...?
Y: I probably shouldn't leave it alone...who should I ask?
R: It's because you touch yourself without washing your hands.
Y: I'm going to the doctor now.
Y: ...is it really ok for girls to come here?
R: Hmmm...
sign: UROLOGIST

24)
To the Gynecologist

G: Something wrong?
Y: My vagina is really itchy...
N: Please take off your underwear and sit on the table.
G: Eh, you came by yourself?!
Y: Uwahh, how embarrassing...or, uncool is more like it...
sfx: kacha kacha
Y: I should have taken a shower before coming...
Y: What's this curtain for anyway?
sfx: kacha shakih
G: No! I said the smallest one!
N: Yes sir!
Y: This is scary!!

25)
Candidal Vaginitis

Y(2b): And so they said I had candidal vaginitis. I'm taking some medicine now.
S: Eh? Is that what happens if you touch it too much?
Y(2b): Hmmm, I'm not sure...they said if you touch it with dirty hands bacteria can get inside and infect it, though.
Y: It happens to girls a lot, apparently.
S: Hmmm...
G: You'll be fine!
Y(2b): If you're worried I'll be happy to look at it anytime for you. I'll look alllll the way inside!
G: Uwahhh! Yuka, are you a lesbian?
Y: Hmm...maybe a pervert?

26)
Premonitions of a Crime

B: Excuse me, which way to the teachers' office?
Y: The recorder's resonating this much...
M: Make any noise and I'll kill you!
M: C'mon!
sfx: gui
G: Hiiee?!
Y: Oh no! I have to help her!
G: Mmmmm!
sfx: gatagata
G: Cough, cough!
sfx: gototo
Y: ...maybe I'll watch for just a bit longer...haa, haa...

27)
Transformation Magic

N: Yuka, with the magic of the recorder--
N: can summon up a mysterious power.
Y: Magical High-Speed Kick!
sfx: bun
sfx: goki
Y: Maybe I did it a little too hard?