Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 50

PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #50

tl by molokidan

85)
J: Haaaa, I'm so bored...
J: Can you think of anything exciting there is to do, Piyohiko?
P: Eh?
J: That's it...
J: Let's play with Hammer...
J: I said, can you think of anything exciting?!
J: I mean, Presley won't come down at all...
J: Ah!
P: You were trying to summon his ghost like that?!
J: And so, it was decided that we were going to surprise Hammer-san and wake him up...

The 50th Recorder - Let's Play With Hammer - Wake-Up Arc [1]

86)
J: Alright, got it, Piyohiko?
J: Even when ninjas are asleep, they're very sensitive to sound!
J: Take the utmost care to make sure he doesn't notice you!
P: O...okay.
P: That's fine, but...
P: Why is my costume different from yours...?
J(2b): Is this the time to be worrying about insignificant details like that?! More importantly, concentrate on the plan!
J: Remember, we're going up against a ninja here.
J: If you make even the smallest sound...
J: BOOM.
P: What?! What do you mean, "BOOM?!"

87)
J(2b): Oh! Here it is, Piyohiko...the entrance Hammer made for himself...
J: Let's go! You ready?
P: Y...yeah.
P: What a nice room!!

88)
P(2b): Wh...what is this place?! I never knew Hammer was living in such a nice room.
J: Piyohiko, Piyohiko!
P: Ah! The thing he wears on his head!
J: He washes it! I can't believe he does stuff like this in his free time!
J: Let's get it dirty again.
P(2b): S...stop! Then he won't be able to wear it tomorrow!
J(2b): So what if he can't wear it for one day? What's the point of wearing this, anyway?
P(2b): Umm...well...now that you mention it...

89)
H(2b): Nn...nuuuuuun...
H: Nn...nnnnnnnnn...
H: Nnnn?
H: I've already figured it out...
H: You like me...don't you? Eh?
H: You...don't? Oh, um, sorry then...
P: He's seeing a really sad dream!!
P(2b): He should at be able to have nice thoughts in his dreams, at the very least...this is too pathetic...
J(2b): Dammit...I should have recorded that right now...it was too perfect!

90)
J: But he's sleeping much more soundly than I imagined he'd be...
P: Yeah...he really seems like he's out of it...
J: Alright, then we may be able to do this after all...
J: Let's go to Plan T, Piyohiko!
Box: Plan T
[1] First, draw a bunch of red cuts on Hammer's body.
[2] Scream "Hang in there! You can make it!" and wake Hammer up.
[3] Put our hands together and say "So he couldn't make it after all..."
Black bubble: Surprise Complete!
J: It's important to act like we can't hear him no matter what Hammer says!
J: Fufu...the success of this plan will cause an earthquake to run through the entire ninja world...!
P: He can really think up horrible things...
J: Uu!! H...he's really a tough one!
P: Th...this is scary! This is getting too scary!!

91)
J: This is too good...I just can't get enough...
P: What are you saying?! Calm down, Jaguar-san!!
J: Ahh!!
H: Nnnn...
H: Nnn?
P: He smiled a little!!
Box: But he didn't wake up at all. To Be Continued.

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Question[9]

Who is one person you think is really cool?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard.

P: Engaaaage!

Continued on P102.