Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 52

PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #52

tl by molokidan

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The 52nd Recorder - It May Be Winter, But it Tastes Like Autumn

1: Today, I (Piyohiko) received something awesome from my family.
2: Uwahh! Look at this, Jaguar-san...!
3: Matsutake mushrooms!!
4: These are matsutake, Jaguar-san!
5(2b): Yeah right, Piyohiko...those are just dolls of your hometown's mascot character, "Matsutake Man," right?
6(2b): That character doesn't exist!! These are real! See for yourself!
7(2b): Eh...? Are these really real? Impossible...Piyohiko's house can't possibly possess such economic clout!
8: Without money, hope exists naught, after all!
9(2b): How incredibly rude...to be honest, though, we probably got them from someone else...
10: There are a lot of mountains with them in the vicinity, you know.
11: S...seriously?
12: Are these truly the real thing?

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1(2b): What should we do with these...how do you prepare them?
2(2b): Calm down, Piyohiko! You're just an amateur, leave everything to me!
3: They don't call me "If You Can Make Us Some Delicious Matsutake Mushrooms, Jaguar-san, Then You'll Be The Greatest Man in Japan" for nothing!
4: That's too long!
Sign: How To Make Matustake Taste 2-3 Times As Good
5(2b): Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to my secret club!
6: Have you all come with empty stomachs?
7: Today I will have you, in your greatest levels of hunger,
8: experience matsutake mushrooms in their greatest level of deliciousness!
9: Now, without further ado!
10: I present to you!
11: Matsutake-sama!
12: Ahhhhhh! Th...there they are!!

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1: Wow! So Matsutake-sama is going to start off in his original condition!
2: That makes me even more excited to see what is going to happen!
3: Fufufu...hey, hey.
4(2b): I think you're all getting a little too wound up...you're supposed to relax when you eat!
5: Let's all try taking a deep breath.
6: Now, close your eyes, slooooowly...
7: Mmmm!
8(2b): Mmmmm! Mmmmm~...
9: BANZAAAAAAAAAAI!!!
10: Ahyuun!!

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1: Well?! Amazing, aren't they?! Haha, calm down! Don't get wound up, everyone!!
2(2b): That's our line! You're the most wound up here, Jaguar-san!!
3(2b): Ahh, excuse me, excuse me! It just smelled so good, you know!
4: Yes, indeed it did!
5: Mmmmmm, forsooth!
6: What a scrumptious scent Matsutake-sama has...
7: Absolutely...
8: I give up! I am at his complete mercy!
9: Alright! How about we put this on display somewhere a little high up?
10: Great idea!
11: Ah, wonderful!
12: Yes...

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1: What a noble air...
2: This is what we are about to eat...
3: Hey! Let's pray!
4: Yeah!
5: Yeah, let's pray!
6: Thank you...thank you...
7: Thank youuuuu...
8: Thank you, thank you~...
9: Alllright! Now that we have prepared our hearts for the eating,
10: all that we have left to do is the cooking!
11(2b): Yahoooooo! Finally! What are we going to make, anyway?!
12: I like soups!
13: I prefer dishes cooked with rice myself!
14: Fufufu...this much should easily be enough to satisfy us four...
15: Ehhh, what?!
16: I intend to prepare something that draws out this magnificent scent even further!
17: What, what is it?!
18(2b): You'll just have to wait to find out! While you do so, feel free to enjoy with your imagination!
19: Awwwww, Jaguar-san, you meanieeeee!

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1: Hey...what do you think it is?
2: Isn't it a dish steam-boiled in an earthen teapot?
3: It must be a dish cooked with rice, for sure!
4: It REALLY smells good...
5: I'm so excited!
6: OKAY! Everyone's here!
7: Thank you for all your hard work!
8: Boy, that sure was tiring! It took a lot more work than I anticipated...
9: But thankfully, I managed to make an excellent meal.
10: A...amazing!
11: C'mon! Let's hurry up and eat already!
12(2b): Alright, let's eat! On the count of one, two...three!
13: Yeah!
14: Let's go! 1...2...
15: 3!!!

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1(2b): Ummmm...I don't really understand...what is this?
2: Gum...
3(2b): Alrighty then...time to eat!
4: T...
5: Time to eat...
6: Time to eat.
7: Sweet...

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Question [11]

What's your most embarrassing memory?

When, in elementary school, the entire school passed by my house, [blanked out] and everyone screamed "stinky! stinky!"
Also, when I peed my pants during a school meeting and ran away.
Also, when I had no money and couldn't even pay 300 yen for coffee. I thought I had a flat 300, but actually only had 250. I thought I was going to pee my pants again.

Continued on P118