Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar
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PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #56
tl by molokidan
1: One day, when I came home from shopping,
2: I saw Billy-san poking our front door.
3: U...umm, Billy-san...
4: I think your room is this one...
5: When I knocked, I accidentally poked through it...
6: I...I seeeee...I see how that's possible...
The 56th Recorder - Robo-Child Sticky
1: Maaan...that sure was loud! I was just thinking "Hmmm, there's some black creature poking a hole through my door," too! I would have never thought it was you, Billy!
2: That's when I thought "Ah, who cares?"
3: Umm...I care...
4(2b): The truth is, I...have a request...r-regarding Minto...
5(2b): I want to take him somewhere...will you or will you not let me?! Huh?!
8(2b): What are you asking about the details for, bitch?! Fine, I'll let you have it!
9: There's this superhero show called "Oh! Ultra Maman!"
10: And each time it airs, they always scout for children to be saved by Maman.
top text: Oh! Ultra Maman
side text: Children of the earth~ You must all beecome children I've given birth to~
11: I know Minto has been wanting to go to an audition...
1(2b): Then I accidentally said "I'll take you some time"...and since he can record sound, he's been playing it back to me every day...
2: H...he can do that too...?
3: Why don't you take him, then?
4: Y...you fool!
5: If I was seen walking a kid around, what would by toadies think of me?!
6: This...isn't much, but...
7(2b): This object is...the pride of us greasers...if you'd like, please accept it...
8: Ehhhhh? He's giving us something realllly insignificant...
9: I'll do it.
sign: Oh! Maman Child Audition
11: Oh, how cute...
12: A lot sure have gathered today...
1(2b): All of those children watch "Maman," don't they...don't you feel happy, Director-san?
box: Maman - Momoyama Mamiko
2: Oh, but it's all thanks to you, Momoyama-san!
3: Why the hell would I be happy...? Doing a stupid public audition like this...
box: Director - Seine Hiramatsu
4: You may like children, but all the problems that go along with filming amateurs have to be dealt with on my side!
5: Children are wonderful...
5: They're innocent and unadulterated...
6: When I watch children, I feel like my soul is healed.
7: Amateur children especially...
8: Wh-what the hell is that child doing!!?
1: We're here, Master!
2(2b): Good boy, Sticky! There, there!
3: That's right, I'll give you a treat!
4: Wahh, it's black! Thank you so much!
5: If you work hard I'll give you something even better next time!
6(2b): OK, Master! Wahhh, I'm so excited!
7: Ehhhh?! What kind of disciplining method is that?!
8: Now then, shall we practice one more time what you're supposed to say when someone asks you a question?
10: Now then, Stickout-kun, what did you eat for dinner last night?
12: Yesterday all I did was drink water...
13: Mmmmm, good...!!
14: Good answer, Sticky!
15: Your punch is a bit lacking, though...
1: All I had yesterday was water and eyebrows...
2: Let's go with that!
3: Yes, Master!
4: Now, here's some consomme for your treat!
5: Wahhh, consomme!
6(2b): Well, with all the practicing you've been doing, you should be a shoe-in, though! How about we get going, huh?!
8: ...next, please!
sign: Audition Room
10: Ready, Sticky...? Impact when you first enter is the most important!
11: Just do it all like we practiced!
12: I know!
13: Excuse meeee!
14: C'mon in.
2: To be continued.
The 556th Squeeze: What are you doing, Kiichi Schneider?!
side text: Squeezing out all the evil!!
bottom text: Soy Sauce Junpei