Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar
No One Cares About Bigvein Gorou
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PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #57
tl by molokidan
1: Last time on "Charisma Chiropractor, Bigvein Gorou"...
2: After waking up in the morning and brushing his teeth, Bigvein Gorou dislocated his left shoulder. He spent his days after taking time off work and lazing around.
3: Then, one day his rival Kiichi Schneider fixed the very shoulder that Gorou had managed to dilocate...will Gorou have to go back to work immediately?! The big veins pop out on Gorou's forehead!!
The 57th Recorder - No One Cares About Bigvein Gorou
4: Stickout Minto has come to audition for a child part in the TV show "Oh! Ultra Maman"...
5: I'm Stickout Minto...
6: I'm looking forward to working with you!
7: A weird robot came!!
1: ...well, I've gone around to many different houses...
2: but now I'm living and eating for free at my new Master's house!
3: I'm a cold, heartless clump of steel, but I'll do my best!
4(2b): Ummm...let me ask you this once more.
5: Are you a robot?
6: Yes! I'm a humanoid!
7(2b): Sorry, but...you don't qualify for the audition. Broadcasting robots may have a bad effect on Maman's character...
9: What are you saying?! Just what are you saying?!
10: Don't talk about adult things in front of this small child!!
11(2b): Eh?! But...it's a robot, you know?!
12: Are you saying it's OK to kick robots out?!
13: Even robots have children! They should be treated just like human children!!
1(2b): I'm sorry about that, Sticky-chan...forgive that old man, would you?
2: Sure! I have no heart, after all.
3: Thanks, Maman!
4: You're really nice...
5: Nice maman...
6: Wonderful maman...
7: Mamaman, mamaman~
11: These two paaaaaass!!
12: I shall be your maman!!
13: We'll do our best, maman!
14(2b): Ahhhhh, what are you saying, Momoyama-san?! And why do you have to go as far as becoming their guardian?!
1(2b): Get ahold of yourself, would you?! If we let this robot in the show, all hell will break loose!!
2: I do have a hold on myself!
3: If you let this robot on the show, all hell will break loooooose~
4(2b): ...what? What kind of pose was that just now?
5(2b): Eh? What? I didn't do anything?
6: Oh really...?
7: That's fine, then...
8: That's fine, theeen~
9: Y...you bastard!! I saw that one! Just who do you think you are, anygabuhh!!
10: Stop it, you! Director Hiramatsu!!
11: Hyaaah, scary!!
1: But that stupid punk...he clearly has bad intentions!!
2(2b): Stop being so immature! Why would an emotionless robot do such athing?!
3: That's right, calm down, Seine...
4(2b): Don't call me Seine!! I don't even know you!! I'm a Director! Who the hell are you?!
5: Director, President, whatever, the point is that you're the only one complaining here.
7: Yeah! "Ultra Maman" isn't your work alone, you know!
9: If you're a Director and all you ever do is act selfishly, no one will follow you, you know?
10: These bastards!!
11: That's right, Director! Grow up!
12(2b): Alright, fine! I might as well test you, then! Let's see what you can do!
13: Alright, Sticky! Show him the you-know-what!
14: Yes, Master!
1: Do your best...
2: Now stand, Sticky!
3: S...Sticky stood uuuuup!
4: That was strangely disgusting!!
5: Wonderful...! Wonderful job, Sticky!!
7(2b): Congratulations for what?! He can stand up without trying so damn hard!!
8: It'd be gross to have such a weird-moving kid around!!
9: No way! Robots can't be used, that's the bottom line!!
3: Please! Please let me on, Director!
4(3b): Wha...stop it! Let me go, dammit...! Eh!?
5: Wh...what is this?
6: Ahhh, for some reason I feel like I can fly all of a sudden...
7: My body won't move...!
8: Wh...what are you saying?! Let me go!
9: Hey, Director...
11: Wanna go to outer space...?
13: Let me go!
15: Uoooohhhh, let me gooooo!!
17: And so, we were allowed to go on the show.
18: Make sure you watch Ultra Maman next week!