Boku to Issho 23

BOKU TO ISSHO #23

tl by molokidan

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23 - Winning Out with a Hot Bubbly Splash

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1: I...I had surgery and made my two nostrils into one...
2: ...and I got gills...
3: Haaaaaaaaah, surgery huh?!
4: Waaaahahhhhhhhh!!
5: You fuckin' kidding me!! Do you know how many people there were calling us idiots?! This ain't gonna cut it, go back and do it right this time!!
6: That's enough, Itou-kun.
7: ...we're done with you two...but in return, we want you to promise something...
8: Don't ever call us idiots again.

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1: O...of course not...you're our heroes! The heroes of this shopping district!
2: We won't ever call you idiots again!
3: Thank youuuuu!
4: Let's play baseball again sometiiiime!
5: Hey, slugger! Why don't you come in for a bite to eat?
6: Hey, it's the special weapon boy! Hold on a minute, lemme give you some allowance!
7: Let us treat you to some lunch!
8: Woweeeee! Can't wait to see you hit another one of those next time!

196)
1: ...hey, Itou-kun...
2: Hmm?
3: Life is wonderful, isn't it?
4: ...I think I'm tasting completeness for the first time in my life.
5: Maybe this is what they call the joy of being needed by others...?
6: In any case, it's like the ecstacy you feel when all the pieces of a puzzle come together.
7: I even feel like I can now understand those ridiculous songs that go like "everyone in this world is my friend" and stuff...

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1: That's only for now, though.
2: I mean, come on, that home run of yours was a total fluke!
3: Everyone'll realize that next time.
4: Guess that's just your fate, though!
5: At least you got to feel like a hero for a moment or two, right? You should be happy!
6: ...yeah...
7: There are people who live their own life without ever feeling wanted, after all.
8: Ahhhhhh, yeah, how miserable those suckers must be!
9: Yeah, miserable...
10: I mean, they're better off dead, am I right?
11: Damn right.

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1: Me?
2: ...are you talking...about me?
3: Fuck you man!! Don't get all high and mighty just because you got your 15 seconds of fame earlier than me!!!
4: That's not it, boy.

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1: He was talking to me.
2: Hey may have acted like he was talking to you...but it was really all directed at me!
3: Hey, you! What the hell do you know, huh?!! You don't know a thing about us, dammiiiiiiit!
4: H-hey, I don't know either! Who the hell are you, anyway?! Shut up for a minute!!
5: Listen up, Suguo! Since you're my friend, I'm gonna warn you!!
6: Get rid of this act of yours! And treat me and Ikuo better!!
7: Like hell I will. You and I aren't even friends.

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1: Eh...we aren't?
2: Lovers, then?
3: No, it's a bit more difficult than that...our relationship is more subtle...
4(2b): ...so if you had to put it as a metaphor, it'd be like I'm the earth and you're the moon...no, that's not it...
5: It's like I'm Choushuu and you're a lariat? (*t/l note: Japanese wrestling joke...)
6: That's practically like master and servant!!
7: I'm hooome!
8: Welcome home, Ikuo-kun!
9: Ah, Kazu-chan, you're here.

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1: Huh? Where's Itokin, big bro?
2: ...he went on a trip.
3: A saliva-splattered extravaganza where two loser dogs lick each others' wounds.
4: Eeeethan, Eeeethan, Eeethan Hawke...
5: I'm just...I'm just...a Dicaprio...
6: ...going on a trip with the money Suguo gave me, huh...?
7: I guess I can't blame people for calling me a loser, then...

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1: Hey, stop! "Let's just ride around the Yamanote Line once and then go home!!"
2: Stop thinking up such naive plaaaaaans!!
3: Wh-what?! How did you know?! How did you know how I was feeling?!
4: ...you remind me of me when I was your age...
4: ...we're both losers for life...
5: ...I came here when I was 17, after being driven out of my homeland...and then I decided to nbecome an author, and wrote like mad every day for 25 years...
6: ...however, no one would acknowledge my talent...they were all nothing more than airheads with knotholes for eyes!
7: ...and then, all of a sudden, I turned 42...
8: And my life ended...

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1: ...how can you support a wife and children like that?
2: ...I'd at least get a job, man.
3: I'm...still a virgin.
4: I've never even seen a cunt with my naked eyes! How the hell could I have children?!
5: Huh?!
6: Noooooooooo! I'm not the same as youuuuuuu!!
7: By the time I'm your age, I'll have seen cunts and have a wife and tons of kids!!
8: From this day forward, I'm gonna be a tough guy so needed by people that I won't even have time to take dumps!!
9: Then I'm gonna make that guy back there say uncle and say farewell to this loser life once and for all!!
10: Hmph...yeah right! You don't have anything that would make people want you.
11: Stop saying such shameless things.
12: Yes I do! There's stuff I'm good at, you know!

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1: Jacking off!
2: And?
3: Thinner sniffing!
4: That's it?
5: ...masturbation...
6: Are you wanted?
7: Ahhhhhh, that's it! There's one more thing!
8: Ohh, what is it? Go on, tell me!!
9: ...no...I'd better not...you'll just laugh at me...
10: What the hell could make me laugh at you anymore than I already have?! C'mon, out with it!!
11(2b): Th...the truth is...I've thought this for a long time, but....see, this hair...if I spun it around really fast...
12: ...I could probably fly...

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1: Like a helicopterrrrrrrr!
2: Let's see it.
3: Uwahhhhh, help meeeeeeeeeee!!
4: I'm different from youuuuuu!
5: You think I'm gonna end up like thaaaat! You loserrrrr!

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1: Ahh, there he is!
2: Heeey, Itou-kuuuuun!!
3: Ahhhh, waiiiit!!
4: D-don't come any closerrrrr!
5: Anymore and I'm going in the river, dammit!!

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1: You aren't a loser, Itokin!!
2: That's right! You're a nice, gentle, honest guy!!
3: I'm weak! Honestly weaaaak!
4: No you aren't! You just don't act strong all the time like big bro!
5: Being able to show a weak face sometimes actually makes you stronger! It's a wonderful thing!!
6: Am I needed, then?! Do you two need me!!?
7: Of course!!
8: You're necessary to us, Itokiiiin!!
9: When?
10: ...in what circumstances...

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1: See, I don't matter at all!! I should just go and diiiiie!!
2: Nooooooooo!
3: 'cuz...'cuz...
4: If Itokin died...
5: ...I'd be sad...
6: ...me too...
7: ...fine...
8: ...me too...

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1: It's fine with me.
2: Brother!!!
3: C-cold!!!
4: Itou-kun, acting strong only works when you're honest. You need to get stronger.
5: Cold!!
6: ...hmmmmmm...