Boku to Issho 25

BOKU TO ISSHO #25

tl by molokidan

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25 - Is This Like, Banishment?
26 - Tuning
27 - Prob Lem
28 - Is that a sex friend?
29 - Flowers for Wusses
30 - Wide Open!
31 - Will you go home already?
32 - Nmama
33 - Kakitani
34 - Nothin' but Talk
35 - Beat Up
36 - The Face of a Man

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25 - Is This Like, Banishment?

04)
1: Mmmmm...this is some good shit.
2: ...until recently, I was here all alone...sniffing thinner all by myself...
3: At that time, I was happy just as long as time kept on moving...
4: Every day I had headaches, and the inside of my mouth felt gross...the hallucinations were horrible, too...
5: Yeah, that was scary...
6: ...soon after that, though, I met up with Suguo and Kazu, then that strange girl.
7: Now for some reason all my days and warm and toasty...
8: As embarrassing as it may be, I'm a "normal kid"...
9: ...if the me back then say me now, I'd probably have said...
10: Hey! What are you sitting here fishing for, asshole?! Stop pretending like things are all nice and peaceful!!
11: Then I probably would have stood up, stuck my chest out and said...

05)
1: I'm fine pretending that things are nice and peaceful!!
2: I'm full of joy right now!!

06)
1: Mmmmmm!!?
2: This transparent chemical smell! It smells so good!!
3: This has to be my family, without a doubt! Thinneeeerrrrrr!!

07)
1: GODDDAMMMMIIIIIIIIIT!!
2: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SNIFFING THINNER FOR!!
3: You sniff thinner here and you'll start seeing shit like zebras and 60m-long crickets!!
4: You don't wanna see that, do you?! Admit it, you don't, even just a little!!
5: YOU KNOW WHAT...YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WITH STUFF LIKE THIIIIIS?!
6: Arrrrrrgh, I can't fucking throw it!!!
7: ...let's bury it, whaddya say...? I mean, it isn't the thinner's fault, after all...

08)
1: ...what are you, miss? ...an elementary school student?
2: ...do you watch anime and stuff...and then faint?
3: Whaaat are you getting all sad about?! One or two bad things are bound to happen in life, ya know!!
4: Of course good things happen too, though!!

09)
1: Mmmm, I know! I know! I was just like you once!
2: You just need more meetings! Meetings with good people!!
3: Someday you'll come across a good friend who'll say things like "STOP SNIFFING THINNER!!" and stuff! But you just gotta be patient 'till then!!
4: Alrighty then! Later!
5: ...me?
6: ...that sounds like me...

10)
1: Umm...
2: ...umm...what's your favorite color?
3: ...green.
4: Ohhhhhhh!!
5: Ehh, green?! Really, really?! Really, green!!?
6: I like red.

11)
1: Hey, your name is "Akemi," right?!
2(2b): And you use "Atai" to refer to yourself, right?! How's that!!?
3: ...you haven't caught any fish...
4: This pole is the problem! This pole! I can't believe they lent me such a cheap piece of shit!!
5: WELL. I do have one good pole, you know... (Carbon-enhanced!)
6: ...I mainly use it at night, though...
7: ...it's got two floaters, too...
8: Eh, what?! What am I doing!!?
9: This sexual harassment isn't going to save her!!

12)
1: Think of something that will do good for her!
2: What did I want people to do for me?!
3: What did I want them to do back then?!
4: I wanted them to embrace meeeee!!
5: No matter who, I just wanted a hug!!
6: Alright! Then it's only right that I give her one!
7: She's just like I was back then!
8: We're practically the same!!
9: ...h...hey...you...
10: ...Stand up!

13)
1: I LIKE KATOU TOKIKOOOOOO!!
2: Trying to gain appeal by proving he's not a loli

14)
1: W-well?! Are you alright?!
2: Have you calmed down some!!?
3: Ah, what is that? You're laughing? LAUGHING?!
4: We're done, then! Anymore than this and Uncle here will start to feel kinda weird! I'm going home!!
5: ...hey, old man...
6: ...If 100km is the highest lawful speed, then why do cars that can go up to 200km sell so much?
7: ...hey, old man!
8: I'm hooooooome!

15)
1: Ohhh, Itokin! Hooooow was that fishin', eh?!
2: Eh...ah...I only caught one...
3(2b): Lemme seeeee...hooooohh, this is a weird one...
4: Maybe it's a relative of the snakehead?
5: What the hell.

16)
1: ...hey, how many years? ...how many years will he get?
2: ...I dunno...it might be a lot lower if he turns himself in, though...
3: HEY! I haven't kidnapped her, or anything, alright?!
4: Just listen to me seriously for a minute!!
5: I have something very important I need to tell you guys!!
6: Also, this girl is 16. 16!! She's a fine young lady!
7: S-sixteen?! She's older than you!!?
8: She's the same age as Aya!
9: ...ehhhhhh, her name is Murata Mariko...due to personal affairs, she dropped out of high school...
10: She is now a nice young woman enjoying a carefree life on her own, working hard at a part job.
11: Hoooooooooohhh!!

17)
1: Man, that's just like me! Except I don't have a job, though!
2: Right after I said that to her...she replied with this.
3: ...get a job.
4: What did she say?
5: Live with me, then.
6: Ho-hoooooooooooohhh.
7: ....and? ...what's this important thing you need to tell us?
8: Eh? ...er...well, I was thinking about what I should do...
9: WHAT THE FUCK?!
10: This isn't even a question!!
11: Yup.
12: Ehhhhhhhhhh, are you sure? Are you suuuuure?!

18)
1: Young woman, I'm counting on you...just think of him as a talking money...
2: Stop it, dad! You're embarrassing me!
3: Hey, wait a second, I haven't decided anything yet!! Stop, stoooop!
4: Fun...? All you do is eat...
5: T-this is something we should ALL decided TOGETHER! That's the fun parrrrt!!
6: That night
7: IT"S UNANIMOUUUUUUUUUS!!!

19)
1: I agree, I agreeeeee!! I'm truly fine with this!!
2: Hoooraaaay! Itokin got a girlfriend! Congratulations!
3: You suuuuure are a smooooth operator, Ito-kun...you little rascal!
4: Kuuuuuuh, you're gonna get it so often! Soooo often!
5: SOOOOOO OFTENNNNNNN!!
6: Hey, is this REALLY alright?! You guys are really alright with thiiiiiiis!!?
7: It's fine, it's fine, it's super fine!!
8: B-but old man, if I leave, what will happen to the shop?! You won't be able to pass it on!!
9: It's fine!! I'll totally be able to pass it on!!
10: That's it...Jigoku-guruma!! (*t/l note: Hell Car, a wrestling move used on an old Judo TV show: http://www.geocities.jp/britney_katsu0823/kouza12.html)
11: Then...then who will change Ikuo's diapers?! Who will take care of Ayako's...you know!!?
12: It's fine!! It's totally fine!!
13: Do you have any intention to go in the first place?! Huh?!
14: Abuh!
15: Which is it?!

20)
1: Fine then, let's use these sticks to decide!
2: If you pull the red one, you go to live with her! If not, then nothing changes! You have a 50% chance!!
3: This one!!
4: Ohhhhhh, it's reeeeed! Your new life of cohabitation now begins!!
5: Nbaaaahhhhhh!!
6: Ahhhh!
7: They're both red.
8: Agufuhhhh!!
9: Old man, you can't force the impossible.
10: Now then, where is your house?