Boku to Issho 27

BOKU TO ISSHO #27

tl by molokidan

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27 - Prob lem

1: She has a sugar daddy.

40)
1: That's gotta be it, right? I mean who wears a school uniform to go to work? She dropped out, didn't she?
2: And saying she's staying over somewhere on Saturday...it's obviously for THAT.
3: W...what do you mean THAT...
4: How dare youuu...are you saying my sweet honey is a whore?!
5: You may be my sister...but that doesn't mean I might not still punch you...
6: This way, this way.
7: L...let's stop this, Ayako-chan...it might not be true, you know...
8: Ehhh? But what else could it be, then?!
9: Yeah, what else could it be!!?
10: W...well she could be a model, for example, and she has to wear a uniform...
11: What kind of a model has to wear a school uniform?! Kazu-kun, that isn't fair, you're being totally unrealistic!!
12: Yeah, you bastard! Even I've started to faintly realize it myself, you know!
13: SHUDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

41)
1: Listen up!! This problem is no different than asking whether or not Kaneshiro Takeshi resembles Eight Years!!!
2: Ah...but he does kinda.
3: Yeah, he does!
4: What kind of a problem is that?!?!
5: ...do you have one?
6: ...do you have...
7: ...a sugar daddy?

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1: B-but I have no choice!! ...I can't pay my rent...I can't even buy my own food...
2: There's nothing else I can do!!
3: ...do you not want to be with me?
4: ...do...you hate me now...?
5: Of course noooot.
6: I know it's tough to survive on your own...
7: Besides, didn't I tell you...? I'll love you to the bottom of hell, baby.
8: ...I'm sorry...I'm sorry...

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1: Appaaaaarently, she has five.
2: F-fiiiive?!
3: Sugar daddies!!?
4: Yeeeees~
5: Not only that, but it seems that two of them don't even pay her anything.
6: They were her teachers from middle school who listen to her problems once in a while, I guess.
7: ...is that so...
8: Yeeeeees~
9(2b): ...um...ummmm...perhaps...
10: Perhaps...

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1: she's retarded?
2: OWWOWWOWWOWWWW!! THE PAIN IN MY HEAAAART!!
3: A-are you alright, Itou-kun?!
4: Itokin!!
5: Come on now! Aren't you pushing it a little here?!
6: Yeah, she's right! This kind of endurance isn't good for your health!!
7: Sileeeeence! I heard her say this! "A girl like me needs a tolerant man!!"
8: That's why I chose her!!
9: But you're super intolerant!!
10: Ultra!!
11: Hyper!!
12: OWWWOWWWOWWOWWWWWWWW!! The pain is everywhere!!
13: You idiooooooots!!

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Here's the problem -- whether or not Eight Years cried and ran away after saying "I look like Kaneshiro Takeshi, don't I?!?!"
bubble-less: Why did he do it?!
1: WHO CAAAARES!?!?!
2: ...I wonder if Itokin's alright...
3: ...I kinda feel sorry for him...
4: ...um...
5: ...you, uh...

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1: are stupid, aren't you?
2: But you know what? I am too!!
3: We're a perfect couple, aren't we?!
4: Gahahaha, see, we're so alike! There's no problem!
5: H-hey, what are you doing?! Ah, hey!!
6: From today forward, I'm going to work hard.

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1: Stupid is fine with me, cock-a-doodle-doo-
2: ...I'm going to use that as my motto and work hard from this day forward!!
3: I'm going to put my hands over the boob with her heart under it every night before we sleep,
4: and I'll baby her when she cries five times a day.
5: I'll sing songs at weird gatherings,
bubble-less: Bibimbap, marriage, biba-marriage!
6: I'll even make sure I close the door when I shit.
7: But I'm not just a yesman!! I'll put my foot down when it's time to put my foot down!!
8: H...hey...
9: ...what if you quit that job?

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1: What will I do about the rent then?! Who's gonna pay it?!
2: We won't be able to buy any food either!!
3: She gets mad so easily.
4: When she comes home from work, though, she cuddles up to me like a kitten.
5: And on days when she doesn't have work, we touch at least some part of each other's bodies for those 24 hours...
6: There are some days when we don't even take a single step outside...
7: Where are you going?
8: The convenience store.
9: ...I'm going too.
10: Then I thought:

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1: I want to go hoooooooome~
2: What is this life...my freedom is being drained away.
3: I can feel my wings being torn off...
4: Mmmmm....Suguo~
5: munya munya

50)
1: Two weeks later
2: Hey, why didn't you answer the phone?! Where were you while I was at work!!?
3: I...went out for a walk...
4: LIAR!! You went to that barbershop, didn't you?! You went to go complain about me!!!
5: I think alllll about you when I'm working, you know!!
6: You should at least think about me too!! And stay here the whole time!!!

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1: You're out of your fucking mind, bitch!! I'm not your pet kitten, ya know!!
2: How do you expect me to stay inside this tiny apartment all day?!?!

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1: D...did you lie...?
2: ...when you said you liked me...
3: What was that about the bottom of hell?! Was that a lie too?!
4: HUH?!?!
sfx: pyon pyon pyon (*t/l note: Pyon is the hopping sound rabbits apparently make)
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1: If you say "It was a lie-pyon"...
2: I'll stab you.
3: Sorry,
4: I was out of line.
5: ...I've been feeling weird lately...it's probably because my life changed so drastically all of a sudden...
6: I'm sorry for getting angry...it's my fault.
7: Hoooo, that was bad...I'm going to go cool down outside.

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1: PYOOOOOOOON, PYOOOOOOOOOON!
2: It was a lie-PYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!
3: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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1: ...hey, Ikuo-kun.
2: How do you think he's doing?
3: He's fine. Since he hasn't come home, you know he's doing well.
4: Yeah, he's a kind boy when it comes down to it, you knoiw.
5: Hm?!
6: UOOOOHHH, OWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWW!!
7: THE PAAAAAAAAIIIIIINN!!!

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1: Ikuo, my ass, my ass!! What's stuck in my ass!!?
2: Ugaahhhhhhhh, Itokin's been stabbed with a knife!!!
3: Ehhhhhhhh?! Pull it out then, pull it out!!
4: Uncllllle!
5: Ayakooooooo!
6: 911, right?!
7: Ahhhhhhh, Suguo, pull it out, pull it out!
8: Itou-kun...Eight Years was thought that Kaneshiro Takeshi was Strong Kongo.
9: Why?
10: Hmmmm...what a problem.
11: Ahhhhhh, hurry uuuuup! Pull it out, pull it out!!
12: W-wait a minute! I'm calling 911!
13: Itokin got 12 stitches put in at the hospital.