REAL 53

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REAL #53

tl by molokidan

136)
1: There it is!
2: This is it.
3: "My fans?"
4: "They're all sick puppies."
5: "You can tell that to 'em!"
6: Kukku!
7: "Women from 17 to 25!"
8(2b): "All others who don't fall into that category can get lost!!" "Gahahaha!"
9: Kukku!
10: To think I'd hear these lines live in a place like this...
11: Ah, I get it!
12: This is Shiratori-san!!

137)
1: Shiratori-san's famous, isn't he?! (I can't believe he has his own doll!)
2: What do you mean, "isn't he?!"
3: How can you be so rude?!
4: That's a famous star you're referring to!
5: Eh?
6: He apparently announced he'll walk in three months.
7(2b): It's good to be optimistic...that's absolutely ridiculous, though.
8: Ridiculous?
9: I guess you haven't heard the Scorpion's famous saying...
10: Eh, what?
11: "Impossible?"
12(2b): That word being in my dictionary is impossible.

138)
1: Nuga!

139)
1: Guh...
2: Ho
3: Hoi

140)
1: Nhoi
2(2b): So...Hanasaki-kun is...
3: a fan of the Scorpion Shiratori...
4: Ah, you watch pro wrestling, Doctor?

141)
1: An autograph!
2: What are you getting so embarrassed like a little kid or, Doctor?!
3: Hanasaki-kun.
4: Hisanobu.
5: Scorpion.
6: We should keep those 3 together as much as possible.
7: Eh?
8: What happens to Hisanobu's ranking system...
9: when he's together with those two?
10: Ah...

142)
1: It's in the process of breaking down, isn't it?
2: Yoh!
3: Korasho!
4: Korasho?
5: Russian?
6: Kukku
7: Woah, woah, just when I thought Takahashi-kun was the floor transfer genius here...that sick puppy--

143)
1: Am I gonna be alright?
2(2b): you know...I never professed to that.
3: Nfu!
4: Son of a bitch!
5: It's no surprise...Hanasaki-kun has been at this longer than you. You're still just a beginner, Shiratori-san.
6: Hey, did you forget already, Takahashi-kun?
7: I'm a pro wrestler.
8: I make the impossible a reality.
9: That's what pro wrestling is.
10: Especially in the eyes of my fans.
11: I have to stay outside the realm of reality!!
12: And yet I haven't done a floor transfer even once yet.
13: I'm the worst out of everyone here.

144)
1: Fugahh!
2: Ha
3-4: Hah
5: Nugoooohhh!!

145)
1-3: Hoooo...
4-5: Ahh!
6: That's...

146)
1: I have the same one.
2: Ohh!!
3: I got this from a fan.
4: I...
5: also have one.
6: Hoh?

147)
1(2b): I got my first uniform! And I'm still just a fourth grader, fufu...
2: Hooraaaay!

148)
1: Oh, you still awake?
2: Tomorrow you've got a game, right? You better get to sleep.
3: I know!
4: Uuuuu, I'm so nervous...
5: Will I get to go out?
6: If I do...
7: It'll be my debut match.

149)
1: Maybe dad will even come watch...
2: Nah, there's no way.
3(2b): Come to me! Big Luck!!

150)
1: Ahhh, damn, it's only Small Luck!!
2: The new year has hardly even started, don't swear already! Especially over something like Small Luck...
3: What did you get, mom?
4: Big Luck <3
5: That's not air!
6: What about you, dad?
7: Hm?
8(2b): Didn't you pull a fortune? What did you buy? Lemme see!
text on card: Victory
9: Dad buys these every year.
10: Wasn't there some basketball player you liked who hung it on his neck?
11: Yeah, I saw it on the sports news...
12: I checked, and it was one of those ones you can only buy at shrines.

151)
1: Victory...
2: It says victory,
3: but dad has never done any kind of challenge before.
4(2b): You'll understand when you're older, Hisanobu. Every person...
5: has times when they feel like they're going to lose
6: in a variety of different things.

152)
1: When the strongest person you know is yourself,
2: sometimes you feel like you're going to lose to your own weak heart.
3: When I really feel like I'm gonna lose,
4: I touch this amulet.
5: I grip it tightly,
6: and embrace it.

153)
1: Then I feel the power flow right through me.
2: Tomorrow...
3: I pray that I can play well...

154)
1: For some reason, I can never bring myself to throw these things away...
2: So I end up bringing them all the way to places like here.
sfx: rattle
3: Ohhhhh!
4: Things like A-ranks and C-ranks...

155)
1: don't mean anything to him anymore.
2: The Scorpion, a man who everyone fears, is weaker than him in this place.
3: And yet, he can't hold a candle to the weak, feeble Hanasaki-kun.
4(2b): Then the strongest one, Hanasaki-kun, treats Scorpion like a God. Kakaka...rankings? What the hell do they mean?
5: Just imagine what kind of chemical reactions putting those 3 together will yield.
6: Ohhh...you know what we are?

156)
1(2b): The Three Amulet Musketeers!! That'd be our pro wrestling name.
2: Ohhh!
3: I...
4: don't like that name?!
5: Huh? Why not?!
6: It's the Three Musketeers!
7(2b): It's dorky. I don't like it.
8: What'd you saaaay?!

157)
1: Ding doooong!
2: Let me use your PC.
3(2b): My mom brought this back from Kumamoto. Surprise, dango!
4: Wha...? (PC?)
5(2b): Hmmm...I see.
6: So he likes walking his dog...and...

158)
1: The Center, Brooks...an American, huh?
2: He was 4th in college, and sometimes plays 3rd....
3: Due to the circumstances of his team after coming to Japan, he started to play Center...I see.
4: Ummm...
5: Are you reading about a team you aren't even on yet?
6: Shouldn't you at least wait until the tryouts?
7: Dumbass!
8: I have no intention of picking up the 1000 yen bill sitting before me.
9: What?
10: Merely getting on the team means nothing to me.

159)
1: I want to pull the team.
2: What did you say?
3: Unless that's how I feel, I would never go to some stupid tryout!!

160)
1: Coffee.
2: I wanna drink some coffee.
3: Huh?!
4: He's so...!!
5: The nerve of this guy...

161)
1: Awesome.
2: This is the real thing.
3: Hm?
sign: Wheelchair Basketball Camp
Opening this Spring!
A gold medalist head coach
4: Camp...?
5: What's with this camp?
6: Hm...?
7(2b): I thought I might go. who knows, maybe I'd be able to get something out of it.
8: How's Vince, Azumi-chan?
9: He doesn't talk much.
10: It always seems like he's thinking about something while he practices.

162)
small: Thanks
1: So even the Japanese elite, Vince...
2: I've been really struggling lately.
3: What are you smiling about?
4: You're creepy.

163)
1: Oh, that's right! I gotta be going soon.
2(2b): Ah! OK, see you later.
3: Um, I don't think so!
4(2b): Don't worry, I'll keep an eye on the place for you. WHAT?!
5: Waaaah, waaah!
6: Just what could the Scorpion
7(2b): have in his sights this time?! Ohhh, what is it?!
8: What's he got in his hands there?!

164)
1: Ohhh, this is...a fork!!
2(2b): A geyser of blood explodes from Emperor Mihara's cheek!! Booo, boooo!
3(2b): Uwahhh...that's horrible!
4: Isn't that against the rules?
5(2b): You don't know a thing about pro wrestling, Takasaki-kun! Kukku
6: Look, this is the best part!
7: He lifts him up...aaaand
8: A Gocchi-style piiiiiile!!
9(2b): And to rub it in, he's moonwalking around the Emperor!
10(2b): How despicable! You really are low, Scorpion!!
11: Five years ago...the Ryougoku title match./..

165)
1: Scorpion's climbed up onto the ropes!
2: He's looking out to the crowd!!
3: A bunch of crazed fans mixed in with the booing ones have begun the Shiratori call...
4-5: Shiratori!
6: Open 'em up!
7: Gyupaaaaah!
sfx: grin

166)
1: Ohhhhhhhh!

167)
1: That's enough
2(2b): Hanasaki-kun, I told you you have PE at 2, right? You're late!
3: Ah...
4(2b): Takashi-kun and Shiratori-san too!! You'll be starting PE from today,
5: so please follow Hanasaki-kun!!
6: PE?
7: This is like school...
8(2b): I wanna take health class! And do a demonstration...

168)
1: Ohhh, it's a gym!
2: How nostalgic...
3: Hara-sensei!
4(2b): S...sorry we're...
5: You're late.

169)
1: You punks takin' me lightly?