Fourteen 90

FOURTEEN #90

tl by molokidan

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Chapter Three
The Blood of Immortality[38]

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1: Wh-what did you say?! The mummy of Jesus is actually a demon's mummy?!
2: Yes!!
3: An incredibly shocking story, isn't it?!
4: With this, the eyes of the people will surely stay glued to the screen!!

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1: We must keep the peoples' eyes off the dead plants until we find Chicken George!!
2: But Vice-President, this is too sacrilegious toward Jesus Christ.
3: The people may reject this in response.
4: Ho ho ho!!
5: I'm sure they will!!
6: Of course they will think of this as sacrilegious and attempt to reject it in response!!
7: However!! That is what makes this all the more shocking!!
8: This will keep them absolutely stuck to their screens.
9: And at the same time, Chicken George will fall into our hands at the mercy of SOS #30's charm!!

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1: Now, I plan to start our second phase of news, revolving around the discovery of the mummy of Jesus.
2: However, this news is no more than filler. Our true goal is to complete the immortality serum.
3: Once that becomes a reality, the human race will bound to a higher existence than ever before.
4: That is why we must find Chicken George as soon as possible.
5: Now then, I will return the screen to SOS #30.
sfx: click
sfx: pop

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1: They're still wandering around, lost like they were earlier.
sfx: splash x4
2: Did you remember?
3: N-no...
4: I can't remember anything past here...

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1: Which way did I go...
2: Was it this way..?
sfx: rumble x2
3: Or maybe it was this way...
4: Or this way...?
5: This is bad.
6: Let's just try to go this and see what we find.

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sfx: slosh x4
1: I think as I was walking, I came across a door.
2: There was a door in the middle of this sewer!!
3: And that's where you met God?
4: Y-yes.
5: B-but I don't remember much...
6: It's all so vague...but I know that I really met him!!

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1: I want him to revive my dog, too.
2: Maybe if we call him, he'll open up the door.
3: Let's give it a try.
4: God!!
5: Ahh!!

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1: The door!!

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1: There was absolutely nothing until now!!
2: I-it's the same as that time. All of a sudden...
3: T-that's it!!
4: I'm going home now.
5: G-goodbye.
sfx: splash x2
sfx: creak x2

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sfx: creak x2
sfx: snap x3
1: Ahh!! The screen is starting to get distorted!!

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sfx: snap x2
1: Watch out!!
2: It looks like Chicken George is on to us!!
3: Mr. President, I would like to meet with you not through the TV phone, but in person after this.
4: It's going to short circuit, Mr. President!!
sfx: crackle

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1: Are you alright, Mr. President?
2: I'm fine, but what about the screen!?
3: Ahh!! SOS #30 is gone!! And the door too!!
4: I-impossible!! What happened?!

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1: The humans saw me!!
2: But I sent out some jamming waves just now.
3: Ehh?! You were seen?!
4: But then why?
5: Why would you open the door and let that woman in if you knew they could see you?!
6: Because I wanted to meet her!!
7: Ehh?!

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1: And now...
2: she's
3: right there!!
sfx: klak