Fourteen 96

FOURTEEN #96

tl by molokidan

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Chapter Four
The Earth in Peril[3]

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1: We're almost there.
2: The chemistry department of Tokyo University.
3: I can see it now.
4: That's it.

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1: That pyramid.
2: All of the world's biotechnology research and mastery is done there.
3: I know.
4: Because I was born there.
5: What?!
6: W-what did you say?!

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1: I was born there...approximately six years ago.
2: So that means I'm six years old.
3: What?!
4: I-impossible!!
5: I can't believe that.
6: And now I'm oddly returning to my birthplace.
7: In other words, I'm going back to my hometown.
8: B-but...
9: But if that's true, then you must tell the scientists we're about to meet everything about yourself.

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1: All the world's top class scientists await you.
2: In the hidden 212 meter laboratory below this place.
sfx: rumble

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1: HOMETOWN

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1: Dr. Chicken George still isn't here?
2: I heard he was a freakish-looking man, so I wonder what his face looks like. According to my documents, he graduated from Cambridge.
3: Hmph!!
4: I'm still uncertain as to whether he actually exists or not. Even that's doubtful to me.
5: Everyone, sorry to keep you waiting!!

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1: I have brought Dr. Chicken George.
2: Here is Dr. Chicken George!!

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1: Uwaaaahhh!!
2: I'm Chicken George.
3: Uwaaaahhh!!
4: M-monster!!
5: Everyone!

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1: Please calm down.
2: Dr. Chicken George is not a mutant.
3: Dr. Chicken George is a genius scientist.
4: I begged him from the bottom of my heart to come here.
5: The doctor also went to great lengths to come here.
6: So please welcome him with a round of applause!!
sfx: blech
7: I'm leaving.

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sfx: clap x6
1: Thank you very much.
2: Now, Dr. Chicken George.
3: This way...
sfx: creaaak x2

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1: Please teach your amazing knowledge to everyone.
2: Any questions, everyone?
3: Excuse me, Dr. Chicken George...
4: Here is the Law of Sudden Variables you solved based on the theory of evolution of creatures in habitat isolation under time and space that earned you your degree from Cambridge University. However, I'm afraid it's too complicated for me to understand.

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1: I would like you to explain it once more from your own mouth.
2: I forgot it.
3: Ehhh?!
4: But I feel like it was the probably a pursuit toward the reason as to why humans exist in this world.
5(2b): You see, the switch that allows me to alternate between my left and right brain is no longer functioning. Therefore all meaning has become meaningless.
6: If you have questions for me, I suggest you ask them quickly. You see, genes compress all unnecessary memories, so I am in the process of forgetting.

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1: But I can always make an estimation. You see, estimations are just mere replacements, so as long as my brain allows it, I can process it.
2: Allow me to answer you with a formula.
3: Here is your answer.
4: Ohhhh!!
5: A-amazing!!
6: S-so that's it!!