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FOURTEEN #97

tl by molokidan

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Chapter Four
The Earth in Peril[4]

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1: If I'm reading that formula correctly, then it says that humans succeeded at habitat isolation twice. In other words, humans controlled the earth once at some previous point in time!!
2: And not only that, but it was during the time when dinosaurs controlled the earth!!
3: How could humans have controlled the earth during the same time as the dinosaurs?

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1: Humans were small mammals then, and ran around trying not to be squashed by dinosaurs.
2: They were calm, omnivorous creatures, with meager emotions, sympathetic personalities, and advanced brains.
3: And after the dinosaurs died out, these ancestors of the human race suddenly hastened in their evolutionary process!!
4: That is why even now, dinosaurs exist as an unforgettable memory and a source of incessant interest in the human mind.
5: Agreed?!

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1: No.
2: It's true that they were creatures with meager emotions, sympathetic personalities, and advanced brains.
3: And they were indeed set to become humans as we know them today.
4: But these creatures were eaten to extinction by the dinosaurs.

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1: If those creatures had survived, then the world as we know it...
2: would most likely be a peaceful, wonderful place.

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1: Ehhh?!
2: Wh-what did you say?!
3: The creatures that were set to become humans...
4: were e-eaten by the dinosaurs?!
5: T-then what have we...
6: What have we evolved from?
7: Don't tell me that we evolved from the dinosaurs?
8: Yes, that's exactly right.

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1: Humans evolved from dinosaurs.
2: And from the most violent one, the Tyrannosaurus.
3: That's why humans are so violent.
4: Wh-what?!
5: Are you trying to insult the human race?!
6: Just who do you think you are, anyway?!

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1: My name is Chicken George.
2: I was born here...
3: in a chicken factory.
4: What?
5: You!! Have you lost your mind?!

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1: I want Dr. Chicken George to strip naked!!
2: Ehhh?!
3: Dr. Chicken George!! Show us your naked body.
4: Please, take off your clothes and show it to everyone.

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1: Alright.

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sfx: psh
1: Dr. Chicken George!!

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sfx: psh

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1: Ahhh!!