Fourteen 98

FOURTEEN #98

tl by molokidan

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Chapter Four
The Earth in Peril[5]

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1: Uuu!
2: Uwaaahhh!!

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1: Uwaaahh!!
2: C-can you show us your behind?

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1: Hohoh.
2: I-I see.
3: The fact that your urinary tract is connected to your anus means that your urine and excretion come out as one...

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1: H-how shocking!!
2: H-he's just like a real chicken!!
3: Hmph!!
4: How could a chicken turn into a human?
5: Excuse me, but how can you prove that you aren't just a human with mutation defects?
6: Everyone!!
7: Dr. Chicken George is not a freak!!

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1: Can you not provide us with more intelligent questions?!
2: Intelligent questions?
3: Ho ho ho.
4: It seems that you are in love with Dr. Chicken George, Miss Barbara.
5: I would like you to show us then, exactly how you two make love.
6: W-what?

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1: D-don't you think that's a bit rude?
2: I brought Dr. Chicken George here to provide humanity with more blessings.
3: I-I never thought it would be filled with such vulgar men!!
4: Doctor!! Let us go home!!
5: Ahhh!!
6: TV cameras!!

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1: There, too.
2: And there.
3: Is this being broadcast on television?!
4: Yes, it is.
5: This is currently being broadcast on worldwide cable television!!

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1: And I am the one who planned it!!
2: C-could that voice be...
sfx: chak

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sfx: bah
sfx: beep x2
sfx: gashaaan
1: Indeed, it is I!!

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1: Kyaaaa!!
sfx: rumble x2
sfx: clang

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1: I planned everything.
2: R-Rose!!
3: Y-you did?!
4: Nice to meet you, Dr. Chicken George.
5: I wanted you in my hands, no matter what it cost me.
6: Please shake my hand.

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1: Dr. Chicken George!!
2: How surprising.
3: I at least thought that you would refuse.
4: However, I expect that everyone around the world is staring intently at our hands right now.
5: Now, I know it may seem sudden, Dr. Chicken George, but I have a job for you.

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sfx: click
1: This.
sfx: bang
2: What do you think this is?
3: Ohhhh!!
4: T-this is the formula for immortality!!
5: A-amazing!!
6: I-I see.
7: It touches on all the principles of the human race!! It's full of things I could never imagine!!
8: Who wrote this?!
9: Dr. Chicken George!! Stop acting so innocent!!
10: This is the formula for immortality YOU sold ME.

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1: Ehh?!
2: I did?!
3: I don't know if I created it or not, but there's something about it that really excites me!!
4: It makes me feel like I absolutely must complete it!!