Fourteen 99

FOURTEEN #99

tl by molokidan

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Chapter Four
The Earth in Peril[6]

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1: I want to make this a reality as soon as possible!!
2: With my left and right brain separated like they are now, I could never come up with such complicated ideas, but it'll be easy to make this a reality.
3: I just have to do exactly what it says!!
4: But really, what a wonderful formula this is!! You could call it art.

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1: The realization of immortality is clearly expressed in this formula!.
2: And it reads that the human race is eternal.
3: It also says that the one who gains control over immortality will forever gain control over the earth.
4: Please use my body for your experimentation!!

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1: Ehhh?!
2: clamor clamor
3: Also, I have prepared an expert to assist you in this.
4: Him!!
5: Come down here, Shigeno.
sfx: rumble

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sfx: rumble x3
1: Ahh!!
2: Uwaaahhh!!
3: Chicken!!
4: It's Chicken!!

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1: Ahh!!
2: It's you!!
3: Look.
4: This is the wound I got when you escaped!!
5: Yes.
6: I remember.
7: Ohh, so you remember!!

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1: T-this brings back so many memories.
2: I really owe you a lot.
3: I was born inside a tank in the chicken processing facility in this building,
4: and you cared for me from the moment I was born. Your face was the first thing I saw.
5: Ahh, really?! So you remember that much?!
6: And you're remembering me so fondly.

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1: Please let me work under you.
sfx: crackle x3
sign: INTEGRATED TELEVISION

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sfx: crackle x7
1: Uwaaah, look at those sparks coming from the ratings analyzer!!
2: An unbelievable number of people are tuned in to this!!
3: Kyaaa!!

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sfx: crackle x9

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1: I know that you were born from a chicken breast.
2: The first thing that came out was an eye.
3: Ehhh?!
4: From a chicken breast...
5: Ugggh!!
6: Guehhhhh!!

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sign: SHIBUYA
sfx: crackle x2
sign: SHIBUYA STATION
1: But what a mystery.
2: When you left me, your eyes were filled with hatred...
3: Now they look just like they did when you were first born.

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sfx: uwaaaaah x3
1: Uwaaah, look at that!!
2: They said chicken meat is evolving.
3: And that they're smarter than humans?!
4: He said he's gonna invent immortality.
5: If that's the truth, then humans won't have to die!! I'm gonna become immortal right away.

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1: I'm so glad I was born a human.
2: Long live the human race!!
3: Long live Chicken George!!
sfx: swig
sfx: gulp
4-6: Waaaahhh!!

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sfx: Waaaaaaah x5
1: Well, Prime Minister Misaki? Look at how excited they're getting.
sfx: uwaaaaah
2: These are all the viewers, being recorded on secret cameras positioned inside their televisions.

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1: To think such a thing was being installed in TVs!!
2: Well, yes.
3: At first, they were simply to measure TV ratings. But if you think about it, they can now be used to survey all of our country's citizens. Without them knowing, of course.
4: But I think this will become very important from here on out.
5: For you see, we will need to keep checking in to see whether the people have noticed that the earth's plants have disappeared.
6: The situation is getting worse and worse.
7: And all the air in Tibet is gone!!