Paranoia Street 4

PARANOIA STREET #4

tl by molokidan

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1: DISEASE

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1: Judging from the pattern so far, this town's probably the best in Japan at something.
2: Not that I know anything about this place...
3: That's a sign for some sort of medical-related store, right?
4: Oh, so it is a pharmacy.
5: Welcome!
6: What disease are you searching for?
7: Ehh?!

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1: Over here is our most popular product. One hour after administering, you'll get a fever
and feel nauseous!
2: We also have sore throat, dizziness, coughs, sputum, runny nose, and loss-of-voice.
3: Why would you purposefully give yourself a disease?!
4: Eh?! Oh, come on!
5: Getting sick is the best way to let you skip out on work, school, or chores!
6: You've wanted to do that before, right?
7: Uu
8: Whoops!
9: Sorry, it's time for my medicine.
10: Ah! How about a headache, pal?
11: Welcome, welcome!
12(2b): We have all types of skin diseases! One shot and you can get atopic dermatitis!
Herpes, candidal vaginitis, trichomonas, we've got it all!
13: Stomach cancer, lung cancer, liver cancer, brain tumors, all with deathbed symptoms!

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1: How about it? Put this sucker in you, and there's no way you'll ever survive! For sure!
2: It's the highest-quality incurable disease around!
3: Huh?!
4: Everyone will feel sorry for you! It's the best weapon to use when hitting on women!!
5: I don't want sympathy that bad!
6: As a secret bonus, we can give you an infection while hospitalized.
7: No thanks!
8: Ah, out shopping, ma'am!
9: Just going to the station.
10: Thanks for coming all the way out here, sensei.
11: No, it was nothing.
12: ...you called me about finding a pet, was it...?

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1: Yes.
2: I want you to find my monkey.
3: Monkey?!
4: Yes, he's an import.
5: This is him.
6: Never seen one like this before...
7: He's a new species of monkey.
8: To be honest...
9: I've confirmed that he was stolen!
10: I've figured out who stole him, too.
11: Ehh?!
12: Wouldn't this be the responsibility of the police, then?!
13: Well, he was smuggled in, so...
14: He didn't undergo a medical inspection either.
15: Th-that's...
16: That's to be expected here, though.

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1: We of Kanda are the top producer of disease in all of Japan.
2: We important plants and animals from overseas, go overseas ourselves bringing in and
taking back disease, and earnestly work hard to discover new strains.
3: I brought that monkey with the hopes of making him a new product.
4: However--my rival shopowners are also working as hard as me.
5: In the shadows, the war over new sources and bacteria is only getting more and more
heated.
6: It's obvious who stole my monkey!
7: We're acting kind of like burglars, aren't we?
8: Shut up! This is just an investigation!

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1: This place is damn secure...
2: Guess that goes to show just how heated this thieving war is.
3: With my know-how, though...
4: I need to tread lightly.
5: Here?
sfx: gyaaaaaaah
6: Wah! Be quiet, you idiot!!
7: You thief!!
8: I shut this place up so tightly, how did you...

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1: I won't let you lay a finger on my merchandise!
2: Ummm...sure is funny to hear you calling someone a "thief."
3: You're the real criminal here!
4: What's that?!
5: I, sir! Have come here searching for my client's pet, which has mysteriously
disappeared!
6: Now, what's your excuse for his monkey being in here?
7(2b): You're out of your mind!! You think the guards in my house just shut the doors tight
and went home?! Get him!
8: Resistance is futile!

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1: Shall I turn off their pacemakers?
2: Wah! Stop!
3: We'll just be continuing with our job here, if you don't mind...
4: Ugaaah! Stoooop!
5: Youuuuuu...waaaaaait!
6: He's really persistent.
7: Uwaaah!
8: Haha! Did he get stuck in a gap or something?
9(2b): Ahh! Stop!
10: Dammit!
11: Hey...
12: Are you alright?

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1: What is it?
2: Sensei, look! Look!
3: Ahh, what happened?!
4: If we had come one step later, he would have been killed!
5: What?! Who did this?
6: From the beginning, he was only after my body...
7: That monkey was just an excuse he made to lure me out...
8(2b): I...won't survive with a wound like this...on the other hand, it won't do to try and
take you down with me.
9: However! I absolutely refuse to hand this over to him!
10: Doctor, please!
11: Understood.
12: Eh?

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1: Uuu...
2: What happened?
3: Guh!
4: Ahhh, don't move! Your wound will open.
5: Eh?
6(3b): Wha...whawhawhawhawhawha WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
7: You had surgery.
8(2b): What?! Did you just stand by and silently watch?!
9: But it's a rare thing to get to see.

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1: Within the body of our employer lies an extremely rare tumor.
2: It was so rare, in fact, that he took deep care to raise it within.
3: New strains of disease will bring money if they are sold to places like research groups
and universities, for example.
4: Whoever buys it will gain fame by presenting it in their next research report.
5: However, from the minute the other businessmen in the town found out about this, they
did nothing but watch vigilantly for an opportunity to prey on him!!
6: If our employer dies, the tumor will also disappear.
7: Therefore, we decided to temporarily transfer it to your healthy body.
8: You mean...
9: Inside my stomach is...
10: Waaaah!
11: Get it out! This isn't funny!
12: Don't move around so much!

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1: Please! Inherit his will and continue to raise the tumor!!
2: We beg you!!
3: Like hell I will!!
4: All the doctors in this town are out of their gourds! We'll have to go to the next town
over and get it removed.
5: Waah! I get to watch another surgery?!
6: ...you know something...
7: Hn?
8: Waaaaah!
9: Senseiiiii!
10: Hiieeeee!

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1: I heard everything!
2: Y-you!!
3: This is all your fault!!
4: I'm sorry for tricking you, but I'll take what's in your stomach now!
5: What?!
6: Oh! That would be a lifesaver!
7: Hurry up and get it out!
8: You'll hand it over to me just like that?
9: Alright then, let's begin the surgery!
10: You won't get away with that!!
11: That tumor is MINE!!
12: Whaaat?!
13: Who cares, just hurry and take it out!

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(from right to left, top to bottom)
1: Uguhh! Cyanosis?!
2: What?! The tumor?!
3: Move it!
4: Give me the tumor!
5: Where'd he go?!
6: We're in the middle of an operation here!
7: Blood pressure rising!
8: Don't get in our way!
9: Let's go!
10: I won't lose to you!
11: Die!
12: Guwahhh!
13: Oh no! It's time to take his temperature!
14: Give me a break already!
15: Uwaaah! Intestines split again!
16: Over my dead body! I'm taking the tumor once and for all, here and now!!
17: Stop iiiiit!

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1: Don't you dare put a scratch on my valuable sample, you misers!!
2: Guwahhh!
3: As a doctor, I just can't stand people making money off diseases!
4: We'll protect you!!
5: It's fine, you don't have to!!
6: Wh-what?! What is this?!
7: S-sorry...
8: This thing is hard to control...
9: You aren't sick?!
10(2b): I'm being chased! Please, help me!!
11: Eh?!

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1: OK, OK, OK, OK! I'm coming!
2: A man in black sunglasses? ...oh, he crashed into my house and then ran that way.
3: Dammit! What a fast runner!
4: I'm getting him fist!
5: No, me!
6: None of you will get my sample!
7: Thanks, you saved my life!
8: It's fine.
9: This is the first time I've met someone in this town who wasn't laying on a bed.
10: I've been healthy ever since I was a kid!
11(2b): I always thought it was wrong for this town to pride themselves on disease! They
should be more thankful for their health!

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1: Oh...so they're all after that new tumor...
2: You've really been through a lot.
3: There's got to be some way to get out of this town...
4: Wait a moment.
5: Here we go.

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1: Wh-what the?!
2: Don't worry, I'll numb you up.
3(3b): Okie-dokie, it should be somewhere around here...5...6...7...here we go!
4: Gugihh!
5: D-do you run a disease shop too?!
6(2b): No, I'm just a public servant. My goal is the same, though.
7: I've never had a proper disease ever since I was born.
8: It's become a real complex for me.
9: I tried buying different diseases and taking them, but nothing worked.
10: This new tumor has big possibilities, though!
11: Wait a minute! Have you ever performed surgery before?!
12(2b): Of course not! That's why I'm looking at the book while I do it.

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1: Hmmm...I wonder which one's the tumor here?
2: This is your stomach...oh wait, no, that's your liver.
3: Ohhh, and this is a vein!
4: You idiot! Stop it!
5: Please, just turn me over to the businessmen!
6: Uwaah! Look at all that blood!!
7: Hah...
8: This is the first time I've ever felt dizzy!!
9: Ahhh, now I can finally say farewell to my health!!
10: Err, that's not exactly a disease...
11: Huh? What, is she gonna stop already?
12: You've been watching the whole time?! Hurry up and save me, you asshole!