Boku to Issho 34

*Only for use by I-M.

tl by molokidan

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34 - Nothin' But Talk

1: In the future I will become a pro baseball player and hit a bases loaded comeback sayonara homerun...
2: As a reward, I will be taken on a trip to outer space,
3: then I can die.
4: It's worth dying for.
5: But what about him...

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1: He's saying he can die after seeing the breasts of this girl sitting in front of me.
2: ...I don't get it!
3: Don't sigh while looking someone in the face! (So rude)
4: There are a lotta different people in this world, ya know~
5: Yeaaah~ Like murderers 'n' stuff~
6: Are you saying I'm a murderer?!

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1: I could die for that too.
2: You're talking about Ayako-chan's boobs, right?
3: Hell yeah I'd die for that.
4: You gotta be kiddin' me, Eight Years! It's Ayako! Nothing more than Yoshida Ayako, dammit!!
5: Are you idiots crazyyyyyyy?! Are you bliiiiiiiind!!?
6: SHUT UP THE HELL UP YOU TURKEYS!!
7: Turkeys?!

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1: Ayako-chan is...that girl is...
2: She's always been the Madonna of my heart...
3: Then you two nimrods show up and start living with her all of a sudden!
4: You assholes aren't human!!!
5: Liar.
6: ...you're fine with anyone's breasts...
7: You're just searching for a chance to die.
8: Because.

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1: Your life is already over.
2: H-he said iiiiit! He said it, Eight Yeaaaaars!
3: C'mon, get mad! Say something! You're both finished! Fight it out!!

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1: Noooooo! You two are finished, you hear?!
2: Horrible!!
3: ...well?
4: Are you gonna show them to me?
5: A nice, laid-back, 360-degree view...
6: I know, I know! I've been thinking all about it since yesterday!!
7: If that's the case, then I can probably get some sleeping pills by tonight.
8: Sleeping pills!!?
9: The guy I always get my thinner from, Tsujimoto-san...I talked to him on the phone yesterday.
10: He asked a pretty intense dude.
11: S-sleeping pills? Are you sure it's OK to be using stuff like that on her!!?
12: That's horrible! Criminal!!
13: Not like we got any other choice, chumps!

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1: Besides, I've been dying to watch another human diiiiiiiie~
2: Well, I feel bad for her,
3: but we have two human lives hanging on this.
4: The plan will commence tonight! Got it, Suguo?!
5: Uuu...hrrrmmmmmm...
6: BITTERRRRR!!!
7: ...who made this tea...? It's so bitter...
8: M...meeeee...
9: ...I'm sowwy...

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1: Vewwy sowwy.

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1: ...hey, Itokin...do you think that stuff really worked?
2: ...well, let's see...
3: MY FRIEND'S PENIIIIIIIIS!!!

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1: See! I was fed some of those once before too, and I didn't remember a thing!
2: And when I woke up I had this tattoo.
3: Alright!
4: Now then, you two...everything has been set in place...
5: Go ahead and do your worst...
6: then die.
7: Now, enjoy yourselves...c'mon, Itokin!!
8: Ehhh, let's waaaatch! I wanna watch this!!

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1: My breast life started at age 3...

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1: I've been through so much...
2: But now, right here...
3: Right here...
4: It'll all come to a finish!!!

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1: The next day

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1: ...we burned...
2: ...we burned up...
3: Into pure whiteness...
4: ...oh really...

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1: So...then...
2: Right?
3: ...it's about time...yeah...
4: What are you gonna do now? What path will you choose to go to that world?
5: Falling? Suffocation? Immolation?
6: I wanna see 'em faaaaall! I bet it'd make a kickass sound!!
7: Hey, Eight Years! What do you want!!?
8: .....I.....I....

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1: I said I could die, buuuuuut
2: I guess I can't die after a mere set of boobs after all!!!
3: I-I'm sorryyyyyy! I want to go to a universityyyyyyy!!!
4: WELL SAID!!!

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1: Well said, Eight Years! There's nothing wrong with that!!
2: If you can't do something, just cry and apologize!!
3: That's what I've always loved about you...
4: Ahhhhhhhhh~
5: Nuuu...what yellow-bellied losers! ....Yeah, I bet you two'll live long alright!!
6: Boobmaaaaaan! You're different, aren't you?!
7: You're the same kinda man as me! You make philosophies a reality! Right?!

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1: FUCK YOU ALL!!