Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 60

PYU TO FUKU! JAGUAR #60

tl by molokidan

169)
1: ...so then
2: it's important to always be wearing a piece of underwear where the rubber is stretched to its limits, alright...
3: Huh?
4: Ah
5: Ohhh, hi there, hi there.
6: If you do, it will allow you to always life in a relaxed state of solid health and ease...
7(2b): No, no, Jaguar-kun!! Me, it's me! Seagal! Heeeey!!

The 60th Recorder - John Dayuu * Now in the middle of the springtime of youth!

170)
1: Ohhh, sorry, sorry. That was you, Seagal?
2: I thought you were Tajima-kun so I threw you out.
3: Awww, come on! who the hell is that anyway?!
(small): I was so shocked)
4: ...so that's how he'd treat Tajima-kun...
(small): I don't know what that is, though...
5: So? Why are those ears growing out of your head again?
6(2b): I didn't say a thing about these! Eh...? No, wait, what?! These aren't growing out of me!!
7: Wha?!
8: I knew that...
9: I always knew they were fake ears...
10: Y...yeah
11: It's alright...we obviously understood...

171)
1: ...by the way, are you two free right now?
2: Yeah
3: Yeah, we're bored.
4: There's not a thing to do.
5(2b): Ahhh...well that's perfect, then. It's not good, but it's perfect timing...
6(2b): The truth is, we recently got a new department here at school...a really nice class! It's super fun!
7(2b): It's just, um...there haven't been many people entering it...so I was hoping if you guys were bored, you wouldn't mind going to check it out.
8: So their situation is so tragic that you're the one going around inviting people...
(small): This sounds interesting...
9: Y...yeah, well...
10: What kind of class is it?
11: We call it the Fortune Betterment Research Department...
12: You're already out of luck...

172)
1: It sounded interesting, so we decided to go.
2: Fortune Betterment Research Department
3: It looks pretty unlucky to me from the get-go...
4: Yeah, it's like they forcefully created this classroom here...
5: C'mon, c'mon! Don't hold back, come on inside!
6: Heeeey! I brought people!
7: Ahh
8: Ohh, well hello there.
9: Welcome to my laboratory!
10: Ehhhh?! What is this person doing!?

173)
1: Wooow, I must be really lucky, since people came. This panty slip fortune betterment technique really worked.
(small): Ahahahaha
2: Panty slip fortune betterment technique?!
3(2b): After feeling embarrassed at letting my panties slip out, good fortune will eventually come to me...
(small): Ahahahaha
4: This is the panty slip fortune betterment technique I invented.
5: O...oh really...?
6: Now, we've got to turn off the fan...
7: Abbssh
8: Gyaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!
9: Ehhhhhhhh!?

174)
1: Ahhh, help meee! This is bad, I could die!!
2: Uwaaaah, what are you doing, John Dayuu?! (*Dayuu is a title a leading actor or courtesan traditionally sticks on the end of their name)
3(2b): Wh...what is this?! These people are REALLY unlucky!!
4: Waaaah, sorry, excuse that, please.
5: It was the first time people ever came, so I got a little nervous.
6: Haa
7(2b): Allow me to introduce the instructor of this class!
8: John Dayuu Seagal!
9: He's my son.
10: Ahhh, ahahahah.
11: Son--!?
12: He looks more like a middle-aged man than a son to me! He has a mustache too!
13: He looks the same age as you, Seagal-san...
14: Ah hah hah! Oh, come on, I'm his son!
15: Yep, and you're still a kid, aren't you?
16: Come on, dad, I'm already 18!
17: Eighteeeeeen!!?

175)
1: Y...you're really 18 and you look like that?!
2: You're unlucky in more than one meaning!
3: Aaaa hah hah! Come ooooon!
4: I may look this way, but I'm pretty young.
5: Shall I demonstrate?
6: Buooooooooou!!
7: See?
8: How was that? Ahahaha
9: Buoooooou!! Ahh!
10: I may have broken it...
11: What a weak hip!!
12: TBC.