Paranoia Street 5

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tl by molokidan

89)
[SHAME]

90)
1: Sensei, look, look! That sign says "Shame." How can someone sell THAT?
2: Who knows...I've heard about this before, though.
3: Huh?
4: Is it school trip season already?
5: Eww, what is this? Gross...
Sign:
SHAME
Female Shame 1000
Male Shame 1000
Life Shame 1000
6: Well? How about one?
7: I'll give you a discount.
8: Come on in!
9: Thank you very much!

91)
1: Ohh, what
2: shameful things we've done!!
3: Ahhh, look at this short skirt I'm wearing! I must not possess even the slightest bit of
abashment that any self-respecting polite young Japanese girl does!
4: And look at my makeup!! I look no different than a prostitute!!
5: Ahhh, I feel like my face is on fire!
6(2b): Wh-what?! What happened?!
7: Hello there, young lady. You sure have an embarrassing outfit on there...quite
unbefitting of a young girl your age.
8: How about it? I'll sell you some "female shame" for a special price.
9: Uh, no thanks.
10: Not that it matters, but your jacket is on backwards.
11: Ehh?!
12: Ahhh! I didn't notice it at all!!
13: Wow, how embarrassing...

92)
1: That'll be 1000 yen, please.
2: Eh? For what?
3: You were REALLY embarrassed, weren't you?
4: Go on, don't mind us. Crawl right into this hole here.
5(2b): Huh? Aren't you gonna crawl in?
6: Who the hell would pay for something like that?!
7: He had his jacket on backwards?!
8: Wow, how embarrassing!
9(3b): He wore it the whooole time! Didn't even notice! Everyone else did, though!
10(3b): He was the only one who didn't know! Walking around like everything was A-OK! What
an idiot!
11(2b): Uu...ggggghh...
12: Uwaaaah, I'm so ashaaaamed!
13: 1000 yen, please.

93)
1: ...you'd like us to help you escape this town...?
2: Yes.
3: Does it have to do with a debt?
4(2b): No, it's...well, I'm just so embarrassed I can no longer stay in this town.
5: Ahh, I see...
6: So that's why you're in that hole.
7: Yes.
8: To be honest, it was my wife who did the embarrassing thing,
9: but "a wife's shame is a husband's shame," eh?
10: Exactly.

94)
1: And also a family's shame.
2: From the looks of things, however, you're the only one who's still in his hole.
3: Would you mind opening up that door?
4: This one?
5: Uuu!

95)
1: Just staying in their holes wasn't enough.
2: Refusing to expose themselves to ridicule, just the other day...
3: At this rate, I too have no choice but to choose death!!
4: Then why don't you just...
5: And so you wish to escape from that pressure?
6: Yes.
7: I'm not originally from this town.
8(2b): It was only after coming to live here that I came to know the shame of my
family...but I refuse to commit suicide!!
9: And yet the townspeople will not forgive me!!
10: How can you stand to stay alive after such a thing?!
11: You disgrace-monger!
12: You can't even bear to show your face to your ancestors now, can you?!
13: Please, sensei! If things continue like this,
14: I really will end up taking my own life!!

96)
1: Thank you all for all gathering here, I know you're quite busy.
2: The Kikutou Monthly Town Assembly will now begin.
3: First, let's begin with Kakita-san.
4: I sold the shame of having no formal education to some tourists.
5(2b): Lately, with school losing its authority, people are no longer embarrassed about
only having went as far as middle or high school, they said! That's when I taught them
about the glory of graduating from a university!!
6: Next.
7: I sold a woman the shame of being bedded by a man for the night.
8: Aside from men having good upbringings,
9: the reason why Japan is such a peaceful place in the world today is because men are
still the central pillar in society!!

97)
1: I sold a young girl the shame of having premarital relations.
2: I sold the shame of reading manga.
3: I sold the shame of not being able to cook despite being a woman.
4: Good work, everyone.
5: These days, Japanese are truly forgetting what it means to be ashamed.
6: Amen, brother!!
7: It's time that we remind everyone just why our country is famous for having a "culture
of shame!!"
8: However! Currently, in this town, there is a very shameless person within our midst!!
9: The heck you say!
10: Ehhhh?!
11: Hajima Rintarou, on the fifth block!
12(2b): Ahhh! The shameless man who took that shameless wife!
13: Hajima's wife, and the rest of his family, grieved over their shame and ended up
killing themselves.
14: However! Only Rintarou continues to so disgracefully go on exposing himself to
ridicule!!

98)
1: If we allow him to go on living like this, it will become the shame of Kikutou!
2: That's right!!
3: Let's teach him what true shame really is!!
4: Death to the bastard!!
5: Let's stick to the plan here.
6: Watch your surroundings carefully.
7: Rintarou-san!
8: Are you ready?
9: W-what the hell is this?!
10: Preparations complete.
11: Preparations for what?! Get out here this instant!
12: Please, stop! I'm too embarrassed!

99)
1: You're really turning out to be a pain in the ass, you know that?!
2(2b): I'll pay you whatever you require! ...ahh, I can't believe I'm speaking so openly
about money like this!! How embarrassing!
3: That's Hajima Rintarou in there, isn't it?!
4: Trying to cut out of town, eh?! What a shameless man you are!!
5: You should have learned from your family!!
6: Open your eyes to your humiliation!
7: Ahhh, I'm so embarrassed!
8: So embarrassed!
9: Embarrassed, embarrassed!
10: Embarraaaaaaased!
11: Embarrass
12: Embarrass
13(2b): Ahhh! Bear it, Rintarou-san!!
14: We won't allow any shame in this town!
15: Ahhh!
16: Hey! Take Rintarou-san and get out of here!

100)
1: We'll meet back up at the designated location!!
2: Wait! You shameless animal!
3: Aren't you ashamed of that loud voice of yours?!
4: Hm? We decided on a designated location?
5: Oh well...promises are promises, I guess.
6: Not that it matters...but I forget if I actually have a driver's license or not.
7: ...whatever.
8: Almost out of town!
9: Here we are!
10(2b): ...huh? Ohhh, you killed yourself, huh?
11: Ah well...at least you paid beforehand.
12: It'll go to waste otherwise, so I guess I'll just take the rest of the money you have
on you.

101)
1: Senseiii! Our job's finished!
2: Senseiii!
3: Where are youuuu?!
4: Oh, over here?
signs: The Designated Location
5: Sensei?
6: Ahhh...what a shameful job I've had up until now.
7: Violating others' privacy, spying...just how many people's deaths have I had a hand in
so far?
8: Ahhh, I can't show my face to society anymore!!
9: Wait, don't tell me...you got shame sold to you, sensei? Awww, man...

102)
1: C'mon, hurry it up! Let's gooo!
2: Uwaaaaah! Stop it!
3: I can't look you straight in the face!
4: You gonna stay in there forever?
5: Just leave me alone!
6: I'm going to stay here and reflect on my actions until I die!
7: Hello!
8: Welcome.
9: What kind of shame would you like?
10: Family shame? Race shame? Appearance shame?
11: Not that, I want to sell back a shame.
12(2b): What?! Throw away your shame?! What a shameless idea!

103)
1: Ahh, you!! You're the one who helped Hajima Rintarou escape!
2: How dare you come strolling back into town like this! What a shameless woman you are!
3: Yeah, yeah, whatever! Just hurry up and take it back!
4: Uwaaah, stop! I'm too ashamed to show my face to people!
5: What the? Your face looks normal.
6: Uwaaaah! I feel like I'm on fiiiire!
7: Ugyaaaaaaahhh!
8: Wow, it really is on fire.
9: Youuuuu!
10: A majority of the people in this town put creme on their skin that ignites when their
body temperature rises!!
11: In order to regulate their own shameful actions!

104)
1: Time for you to burn too, then!
2: Noooo, stoooop!!
3: ...ahhh, what an embarrassingly loud voice.
4: Normal salesmen can't possibly do returns...if it was the mayor we were talking about,
though...
5: Where's he?
6: H-hold on a minute!
7: #3 on the second block...but there's nothing here!
8: Waaah! What the christ?!
9: He dug a hole around his entire house, the retard!

105)
1: Ahhh!
2: Now we've got you! The shopowner already called us!!
3: Time for us to give you a thorough education on shame!!
4(2b): Ahh! Waaaaah! What are you doing to me?!
5(3b): Hahaha, how's that?! And take this! Kukuku...embarrassed? Are you embarrassed now?
6: Are you sure this is alright, mayor? This much shame might end up leading to mental
deterioration.
7: That matters not!
8: That's what people get for shaming Kikutou!
9: Let's kill her with shame, shall we?!
10: Understood!
11(3b): Kyaaaaa! Noooooo! Stooooop!

106)
1: Gyaaaaah!
2: Gueehhhhhh!
3: I-Impossible! We did things that shameful to you, and you didn't even flinch?!
4: Heh. You call that shame?
5: Now get on out here already.
6: Guwah!
7: Hiieee!

107)
1: Hahaha! You fool! That's the fake Mayor!
2: Hahahaha! Over here, over here!
3: Over here, over here!
4: Stuuuuupid!
5: Hahahahahaha!
6: Only one left now!
7: Uuu! Dammit!
8: Huh? This hole's really deep...
9: Hahaha! Unfortunately for you, there's no way you'll be able to reach me!
10: Fine by me. Just watch from down in there, then.
11: While I show you something REAAAALLLY shameful.

108)
1: Guwaaaah!
2(2b): 3...2...1! Hah!
3: All better?
4: I should be.
5: Here, sensei.
6: Uwaaah! What is this, all of a sudden?!
7: Yep, you're all better!
8: What do I have to do to get you to forgive me?! Die?!
9: Yeah, that should do, I forgive you.
10: Phew...I have to admit, though, even I got a little embarrassed back there.
11: What?! You mean that emotion actually exists for you?!