Paranoia Street 6

*Only for use by Kotonoha.

tl by molokidan

109)
1: All this sign has on it is the kanji for "prohibited," how are we supposed to know what it's prohibiting?
2: Hey, didn't you two see the prohibition mark?!
3: Eh?! Did we do something wrong?
4: That apple!!
5: Ehhh?! Don't tell me, eating while walking is prohibited?!
6: No, that isn't it!!
7: "Red" is prohibited, obviously!!

110)
1: You've gotta be kidding me!!
2: Look closely at my wares!!
3: Ah! The apples are black!
4(2b): Green strawberries...and blue tomatoes?!
next bubble *: mailboxes are usually red.
book: Black Riding Hood
5: Ahh!
6: There's no red!

111)
[PROHIBITION]

112)
1: Newcomers like you are always surprised at first.
2: What do you mean?
3: Sssh!
4: Be quiet!!
5: This is a talking-prohibited zone.
sign 1: TALKING
6: We're out now!
7: So what's prohibited changes depending on what area you're in?
8: Get down!!
9: You know about things like smoking-prohibited corners and cell phone-prohibited places, right?
sign 2: STANDING
10: Who knows what the effect will be if something else's banned in a certain place!
11: Our town has taken up the responsibility to experiment and explore new possibilities regarding that.
sign 3: MOVING FORWARD

113)
1: So in this town, you prohibit something and then sell the sample data?
2: I deed, Kuroda-sa
3: But it's ot exactly a easy thi g to do, you k ow.
sign: N
4: Now then, about my request...
5: This is it.
6: The truth is, my house is in the "alcohol-prohibited" zone.
7: What will be prohibited in each area is actually decided by a lottery.

114)
1: Sector I-23, TV-prohibited!
2: Gehh!
3: Sector H-15, electricity-prohibited!
4: Ehh?!
5: Sitting-prohibited!
6: Uwaahhh!
7: Blinking-prohibited!
8: Farting-prohibited!
9: Hiieee!
10: And I am in love with alcohol!!
11: Additionally, please look at this.
12: W-what the hell just happened?!
13: That was a camera-attached laser beam.
14: That way it's impossible to drink in secret.
15: This is all because there's no main industry in this town.
16: Please, Kuroda-san! Drink alcohol in my place!!
17: Ehhh?!

115)
1: Since you're not a citizen of this town, it's alright!
2: Please, just drink alcohol like you've never drank before, in front of me!
3: So then I didn't actually have to walk backwards back there...
4: And so, I took on this bizarre job.
5: All I have to do is drink...an easier job there never was!
6: Seems like my client's pleased, too.
7: Ahhh!
8: What a fantastic scent! --I bet that tastes wonderful!
9: After hearing the news, more citizens from other areas came around.
10: Please, listen to my request too!!
11: I haven't taken a bath for 10 years!!
12: Haaaa...
13: That must feel so good...

116)
sign 1: SITTING
2: More?
3: Why don't they have washing machines?!
sign 2: LAUNDRY
sign 3: LAUGHING
small: Kato-chan's hilarious! Ahahaha Dowahahaha Hahahaha Heeheehee
sign 4: ANGER
small: You jackass! Bastard! Dumbshit! Variety TV puts too many fucking subtitles at the bottom of the screen!!
sign 5: Crying
small: Ohhhh aaaaahhh I'm so sad, Patriciaaaa Ahhhh, Riderman died in an explosion
sign 6: RESENTMENT
small: I must have my revenge! Ahhhh How dare you descrate my name
sign 7: FEAR

117)
1(2b): Ummm...I dunno...about that...
2: Impossible, is it?
3: Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
4: Ehh? You?!
5: Phew...it's been such a long time since I've seen something like this!
Sign: EXCRETION
6: Ohhhh!!
7: Nooo, wait a minute!!
8: I'm sorry, but that's just too muc...
9: Just leave it to me!
10: Y-you idiot!!
11: Alright, fine, I'll do it!!
12: How was it?
sign 2: MASTURBATION
13: Don't ask.
sign 3: CONTRACEPTION

118)
1: I think it's about time we moved on...
2: Ehh, but there are still some jobs left!
3: This is a great chance to make some real cash!
4: Do you have any idea what that means?!
sign: CONTRACEPTION
5: Not only that, but it's not the sort of thing you can accomplish on your own!
6: But there are two of us.
7: It doesn't matter who your partner is.
8: Lookie here!
9: Ehh?
10: Come on now, hurry it up!
11: Er, but...
12: You don't need to worry about her!
13: Ohhh!
14: He did it!
15: Hiieee!
16: Wow, you sure showed us something swell alright!

119)
1: Come on, come on! How was it?
2: Gimme a break already...
3(2b): Um, sorry about that. Was it alright?
4: If I were you...I would leave this town as soon as possible.
5: Huh?
6: At this rate, you'll become nothing more than a stress relief tool for them!
7: Eh? Hmm...but this is my job, you know...
8: And besides, I can leave town whenever I want...
9: Keep on saying stuff like that and you'll become just like me!!
10: Ehh?!
11: It's been one year since I came here...on my honeymoon.

120)
1: It was just supposed to be a place to pass through.
2: The townspeople, however, called us out...
3: Could you help us with something?
4: Keisuke-san?
5: Sure, what's the big deal? Looks like it might be some fun.
6: I'm...so embarrassed!
7: It's for the sake of the town!
sign 1: KISSING
8: Yaaaaaay!
sign 2: FEVER
9: The requests continued to escalate.
10: NIGGER!!
11: CUNT!!
12: FUCK!!
sign 3: BROADCAST-BANNED WORDS
14: Ohhhh!
sign 4: DEFECATION
15: Please!
16: Keisuke-san! Let's go already!
17: This isn't funny anymore!!
18: Yeah, I guess you're right. Let's head out.
19: Guwahh!

121)
1: K-Keisuke-san!!
2: Guwaahhhhh
3: Ha ha ha! Your husband has already become a citizen of this town.
4: Look at this! His certificate of residence has already been changed to point here!
5: And take a look at this sing!
SIGN: GOING HOME
6: They make it so you can't go home, and have to listen to their every request!!
7: Well, shall we be off, then?
8: We can't just leave her here like this, though.
9: Ehh?!
10: So that's where the town hall is.
11: D-don't get in over your heads with this!!
12: Keisuke-san was...!!

122)
1: Ha ha ha! Looks like you're a little too late for that, though!
2: We searched out your certificate, sensei, and had it changed!
3: Try to run and you'll be instantly attacked!
4: Now then, let's have that young lady over there help us with a few things.
5: W-what?!
6: We'll start right now.
7: Wah! What are you doing?!
8: Wahh!
9: Head to the hall! That's where our certificates should be!!
10: OK!
11: Did you already find his assistant's certificate?!
12: No, not yet!

123)
1: Wait!
2: Little girl!
3: Guwah
4: What?!
5: Uuu...dammit!!
sign 1: RUNNING
6: Hey! Watch out, this zone's pretty complicated.
7: Be careful.
8: Alright.
9: She went that way!
10: OK, let's go around!
sign 2: STANDING STRAIGHT
11: BAD GUYS
12: Guh!
13: We prohibited something like that?

124)
small: Please donate for the foundation of love! You will be blessed!
box: Love Foundation
1: Gyaah
2: There she is!
3: That way!
sign 1: T
4: Be careful!
5: Very dangerous one here!
6: Guwaahh
7: Wha?!
8: Impossible!
9: Ah.
sign he's holding: T
sign up: O
10: That little bitch...how dare she--
11: Ah.
12: Oh shit.
13: Where did she go?!

125)
1: Eh?
2: Ahh!!
3: Higieeh
4: Ehh?
Sign: HOMOS
5: Ahh!
6: Really, man?!
7: Gugah
sign 1: HAIR TRANSPLANTS
sign 2: ANIME OTAKU
sign 3: AUM SHINRIKYOU BELIEVER
8: Gyaah
9: Uuu!
sign 4: IMPOTENCY
10: Ehh?!
11: You too?!

126)
1: Fufufu...now we've got you!
2: Huh?!
sign 1: UGLY PEOPLE
3: W-what's wrong?!
4: Kuku...
5: Hah! What's wrong with you people?!
6: Don't you have any confidence in yourselves?
sign 2: Hiding your age over 10 years' worth
sign 3: Nodding in agreement to whatever Mino Monta says
sign 4: laughing hard at Ueda Masashi's jokes
sign 5: PINK HOUSE CLOTHING
sign 6: Beautiful girls should wear cat ears!!
sign 7: No, antennae!!
sign 8: Saying "y'know" before whatever you want to say
sign 9: Always saying sentences as if they're psuedo-questions
sign 10: Always saying stuff like "Aren't I~"

127)
1: Here it is!
2: I wonder what this is prohibiting?
3: Here we go!
4: This is sensei's certificate!
5: Hold it right there!!
6: Sure took a while, but now I've finally got it...your certificate of residence!
7: Now all I need to do is stamp it, and you'll become another fine citizen of our town!
8: There's an assistant-prohibited zone in our town, you know!
9: I'd be careful of that if I were you!
10: We'll see about that!
11: Guh...
12: Uu...
13: Ahhhh!

128)
1: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
2: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
3: I don't want to buuuuuurned!
4: Uheh!
5: Uheheheheheheheh
6: W-what the?!
7: Have you lost your mind?!
8: Ueheheheheheh
9: Give it baaaaack
10: Nooo, get away from me!
11: You crazy b00ch!! (*In Japan, circles are used to block out words instead of * marks)
12: Hn?
13: So it was a circle-prohibition after all.