Paranoia Street 7

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tl by molokidan

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[Time]

130)
1: A well-known place for sightseeing, Taimu--a place which has become secretly popular as
a rest spot for businessmen looking to escape the hustle and bustle of the city.
2: First, sightseers receive a special wristwatch.
3: This wristwatch moves numerous times slower than normal time.
4: Everyone in town wears one, and all match their daily lives to "Taimu Time."
5: Taimu Standard Time Clock Tower:
Runs wirelessly in conjunction with all Taimu wristwatches and constantly corrects their
inaccuracies.
6: Wow! The people, and even the cars are all moving slow.
7: I wonder if this works as stress relief.

131)
1: Two orders of Taimu Ramen, please.
2: Okaaaaaaaay.
3: What, even the cooking's slow too? But the noodles will get stale!
4(2b): Youu miight noot bee used to it at fiiirst, but youu will get uused to it
eventualllly, Kuroda-saan.
5: Y-yeah, I guess.
6(4b): The truuuth iiis, the jooob I have for youuu is abouuut my fianceee.

132)
1: My fianceee has gotteeen a stalkerrr recentlyyy.
2(2b): There has been no violeeence, so the poliiice won't do anythiing.
3(2b): She looks like...no, it can't be...
4: So it is you, Sayo-chan!
5: Long time no see, Kuroda-kuuun!
6: To think this place was your hometown...
7: You did seem a little slow-paced to me, though!
8: Ufu-fuuu!

133)
1: We were the same year in school. I was in the Detective Club, and she was in the Crime
Club.
2: On combined camping trips, the Detective Club solved the crime the Crime Club committed,
if my memory doesn't fail me.
3: In the end, I was unable to express my feelings all the way up until the graduation
ceremony...
4: to think we'd meet agaiin in this waaay!
5: Y-yeah, really! Hahahahaha!
6: Nn?
7: Ow
8: Sorrrrry!
9: Oh, wait a minute!
10: Here goes!

134)
1: Nn?
2: Thank youuuu!
3: What was that just now?
4: A towwwn supporterrrr!
5: He makes it sooo the ballll goes slooow.
6: T-that's really intense...
7: Stupiiid! Out of the waaaay!
8: Waaah
9: Uuuu, aaaaaah

135)
1: Ahhh, it's almooost tiime.
2: Uohhh! What's wrong?!
3: In order to make up for the gap between slow time and real time at noon, everyone works
at an exponential speed at night.
4: That's ridiculous!
5: I'm home!!
6: garah
7: gara
8: patah
9: Aww, Kuroda-kun, you're so slow!
10: You can use that room, Kuroda-kun! Dinner's at 7! OK?
11: Eh? Ah, ok. Eh?
12: garah
13: Hold on, gotta go to the bathroom.
14: batan
15: OK, dinner time!

136)
1: Still not used to Taimu time, I began protecting my old schoolmate.
2: Please do your best, Kuroda-san!
3: OK!
4: But the stalker comes at night...
5: Hey, get on out here, you slut!
6: Kuroda-kun! That's him!
7: Alright!
8: Bastard!
9: Guh...
10: If only it was slow time, I'd be able to get him...
11: When youuu're here, Kuroda-kuuun, I feel saaafe!
12: By the waaay, Kuroda-kuuun, what did you mean to saaay back theeen?
13: Eh?!
14: O...oh. So you're moving...
15: Yes...
16: Guess it's gonna get lonely around here...

137)
1: Sayo-chan, um...um...
2: Eh?
4: Ah! Kuroda-kun?!
5(2b): The truth is, Kuroda-kun, Iii...
6: liked you, I thiiink...
7(2b): Eh?! S-Sayo-cha
8(2b): But it's tooo late nooow, huuuh?
9: Hahhahah! Yeah, you're right!
10: I'm home!
11: gara
12: batan
13: garah
14: Come on, why do you always have to be so slow, Kuroda-kun?!
15: Ahhh, it wilted!
16: Ahahaha! Were you a good boy, Pooch?
17: Dammit! Wait up!!
18: And so, no progress was made.

138)
1: That's when I had a direct talk with the Taimu mayor.
2: Thaaat's...unheaaaard offf...
3: Fiiine...I suppooose.
4: If it can saave one womaaan, thennnn...
5: Taimu Standard Time Clock Tower
6: Senseiii! Preparations complete!
7: Alright! When I give you the signal, hit it!
8: C'mon, c'mon, you slut! Get on out here!
9: Alright, now!!
10: Okie-dokie!
11: Pitah

139)
1: uu
2: pita
3: nn
4: pitah
5: pita
6: gu
7: Hahahaha! Just as I thought!
8: How's that! You can't move!
9: A fire?!
10: Oh no!! You stopped someone while they were making dinner!!
11: This is bad! Hurry up and turn it back on!

140)
1(2b): 10 injuuuuured peoplllle! You reaaaally cauuused us some probleeems!
2: I am very sorry.
3: Guess it was too good to be true...
4: What's up?
5: A drive-by.
6: Poor thiiing...and she was so youuung...

141)
1: Whaaat diiid weee emploooy you foooor?!
2(2b): You really struck out today! Shall we be off, then?
3: Hey! Sneak into the Clock Tower tonight!
4: Ehh?!
5: Wh-what are you gonna do?!
6: Turn back time!!

142)
1: Uuuii
2: Yoshi-san, did you wait long?!
3: I just got here!!
4-5: Nn
6: !?gnol tiaw uoy did ,nas-ihsoY
7: !!ereh tog tsuj I
8: iiuuU
9-10: chuu
11: Ha ha ha ha! It's going back! Time's going backwards!!
12: Now get on out here, you damn stalker!!
13(2b): ...gnuuuoy os saw ehs dna...gniiiht rooP .yb-evird A

143)
1: stuuuuurh tiiiiii
2: hhggguu
3: .eiD
4: .tuls ,taiW
5: Alright, stop it.
6: Roger!
7: Looks like not even a stalker can go against Taimu time!
8: Now watch this!
9: Alright, go forward.
10: Guh!
11: Ugahhh
12: Bring it back.
13: Now go forward.
14: Hiieeee

144)
1: Back.
2: Forward.
3: Back.
4: chuu
5: Forward.
6: Back.
7: Forward.
8: Back.
9: He's on his deathbed.
10: Father!
11: On his deathbed!
12: Father!
13: Back.
14-16: That's enough outta you!
17: Forward.
18: How's that? Learned your lesson, asshole?!
19: I'm turning you into the police now!
20: Bubuh
21: Sorry, Sayo-chan...because I was so cowardly...
22: Rest in peace.
23: Kuroda-kun, Kuroda-kun!

145)
1: Eh?
2: Thaaank youuuu for saaaving me from the stalkerrr!
3: I kneeew I could cooouunt on youu, Kuroda-kuun!
4: Er, um, wait!
5: Supporters! She's already dead!
6: You don't need to do any more!
7: Ah!
8: That's it! Since I caught the stalker before he killed her, history's changed!!
9: Kuroda-kuuuun! I'm gonna tell you everythiing now!
10(2b): I really doo stiil liike you! I'm going to cancelll my engagemeeent!
11: Eh?!
12: Ohhh, wow! What a nice couple!

146)
1: I loost to you, Kuroda-kuuun! I'll just quietlyyy step baaack here.
2: You don't need to step back!!
3: Congratulations, sensei!
4: Why are you happy too?!
5: Do you...hate me...now...?
6: Don't try to flirt!!
7: Kiss me.
8-9: "kuchizuke seyoto hayashitate~"
10: Stop singing Tentoumushi no Samba! (*Ladybug Samba)
11-12: Congratulations!

147)
1: Ahh...this is...my first time...
2: Er, no, um...
3(2b): Things just happened to turn out this way...but...you're really dead, you know.
4: In order words...you shouldn't exist anymore...
5: Ohhh, you don't have to be so shy <3
6: Listen to me, dammit!
7: Sorry to interrupt you during such a fun time, but please die now.
8: What?!

148)
1: Your child has become the leader of a resistance that happens 30 years from now!
2: And in order to stop that, I'm taking you out here and now.
3: Not if I can help it!
4: Nuuu! A resistance agent?!
5: The Time Patrol will not permit any chaos in history!
6: You think I'm gonna let you beat me at my own game?!
7: Let's see you try!
8: Die!