Paranoia Street 8

*Only for use by Kotonoha.

tl by molokidan

149)
[INVERSION]

150)
1: Our last job really went absolutely horribly.
2: I mean, I was about to begin a new life of marriage with a corpse!
sign: Today's Recommendation: Grilled Fish Special
3: Uwahhh! Don't say that! Poor Sayo-chan!
4: ...y'know what?
5: Here you go, sir!
6: Eh? I didn't order that.
7: It's from that customer.

151)
1: Howdyyy, Kuroda-kuuuun!
2: Waaaaaaaaaaah!
3: You disappeared aaaall of a suuuudden, I wonder what haaaappened to youuu!
4: Like I told you, you're already dead!!
5: Waaaait!
6: Don't follow me!
7: Wahh

152)
1: Watch where you're going!!
2: Sorry, I was in a bit of a hurry...
3: Please help me!! I'm being chased!!
4: Huh?
5: Junko!!
6: Looks like she's sick, Kuroda-kun. She has a fever.
7: Restaurant Yayoi
8: Excuse me...sorry for all this.
9: That's alright, there are no customers here anyway.

153)
1: Umm...do you happen to have a rope around here?
2: Eh?
3: Kyaaah, what are you doing?!
4: Phew...looks like she calmed down.
5: Ehhh?!
6: Sorry. She can't stand up straight for long periods of time.
7: Oh! You two are from Sakai!
8: Whaaat's that, Kuroda-kun?
9: The most reversed town in Japan. I've heard that all the citizens are upside-down.
10: How straaaange!

154)
1: The truth is, we just escaped that place.
2: I met her when I stopped at Sakai after getting lost on a motorcycle trip.
3: During my long stay there, we became close and eventually entrusted our futures to one another.
4: Her parents were violently against it...
5: And so we ran away.
6: Oh my...
7: So this is where you've been!!
8: Junko, let's go home!
9: Noooo!

155)
1: Stop this! Junko-san's clearly against it!
2: Outsiders should mind their own business!!
3: Kyaaaa!!
4: Junkoooooo!
5: I won't forgive them!!
6: Getting in the way of a man and woman's love is too much!!
7: Please, Kuroda-kun! Help those two!!
8: Ehhh?!
9: No...it's alright. I don't want to cause any more trouble to this to people I don't even know...
10: Stop saying such pathetic things!!

156)
1: Sensei, this won't earn us even a single yen, so let's move on.
2: Mmmm...
3: Be quiet, you!!
4: This isn't about money!!
5: We must help those in need!! It's a natural act for human beings!
6: How can a little girl like you even understand the love of a man and woman, anyway?
7: I don't want to hear that from a corpse.
8: Have you ever loved a man?
9: Has romance ever caused your breast to swell up?
10: So much that you couldn't sleep,
11: called him in the middle of the night...
12: Could it be that you've never even kissed anyone befooooore?!
13: Bitch! How about I turn back time and send you to Hell, huh?!
14: Now, now, let's calm down...

157)
1: If we keep quiet here, it'll just weigh down our consciences. Let's try to do something to help him.
2: Ehhhh! Senseiii?!
3: Yaaaay! That's my Kuroda-kuuuun!!
4: I've heard the rumors, but...this really is all amazingly reversed.

158)
1: Why reversed, though?
2: The people of this area have had vigorously rebellious spirits since long ago, and have continued central criticism.
3: They've always been good at looking at the world from an inverted perspective.
4: In the Edo Period, the man who created tile block that was criticized by the government, Sakaiya Taichiemon, was also from this area.
5: After that, they contributed to numerous political wars and student movements from the shadows.
6: Recently, they've been comparably quiet, but the harsh critic Sakai Susumu is also from this area, you know.

159)
1(upside-down): I already told you, there's no way you're laying a finger on my daughter!
2: Please! Allow me to meet with her once more!
3(upside-down): Unthinkable! Allowing her to get married with you -- a straight-standing human, no less!
4: Times have changed! Parents can't control who their children marry anymore!
5(upside-down): Who the hell are you?!
6(upside-down): Keiichi-chaaan!!
7(ud): Don't go out there!
8: Junko-san!!
9: Now, now, now, now...
10: Let's try and talk this over, friends...

160)
1: This place is really unsettling.
2(ud): Please, have some tea.
3: T-thanks.
4(ud): At any rate, we will not permit her to marry!
5(ud): Father!
6: Why not?!
7: I understand your exclusive nature, but you really shouldn't push your value system on others...
8(ud): That's not it!! We cannot allow our blood to mix with straight-standing people's!!
9: Eh?

161)
1(ud): The truth is, a similar thing happened 50 years ago.
2(ud): A child was born between a Sakai human and a straight-standing human.
3(ud): At that time, there were many people who were for mixing blood with other towns', and so the marriage was celebrated.
4(ud): However! The child soon learned to speak!
5(ud AND reversed with a few letters rightside up): ...papa! ...mama!
6(ud): !! Dear?!
7(ud): The mixed language between Sakai dialect and normal dialect that the child came to spoke was too difficult for normal people to understand, and so he was scorned.
8(ud): Go away!
9(ud AND reversed with a few letters rightside up): Mooommy! This huuurts! Stop, please!

162)
1(ud): The broken-hearted couple committed suicide together.
2(ud): Their child's life was saved, however.
3(ud): Afterwards, he escaped the hospital and disappeared.
4(ud): Then, a few years later...
5(ud): Women of the town were attacked one after another.
6(ud): And more children like that started to be born!
7(ud, reversed, with a few right): Good morning, sensei!
8(ud, reversed, with a few right): Tarou-chan, let's go play on the way home!
9(ud, reversed, with a few right): Oh crap! I forgot my homework!
10(ud, reversed, with a few right): Yuusaku, give me back the book I lent you!

163)
1(ud): Language was driven into chaos, and the town was ruined!!
2(ud): This tragedy can never happen again. Now do you understand? Leave, and never return here again!!
3: Buuuut!
4(2b): Kuroda-san...I've given up now. To be honest, I think this was fated to happen.
5: You fool!!
6: crack

164)
1: If you have love, you can overcome any tribulation!
2: Once you decide on a path, you should charge forward and follow it to the end!!
3: S-Sayoko-san!!
4: You're right! My eyes have opened!!
5: Don't agree with her!
6: Looks like you understand now...thank you.
7: What should we do, though?
8: UUuuuuuu
9: Ugugugugugugu
10: Bear it, Keiichi-san! Until the inversion takes over your body!!
11: Hey! Hey!! The blood's starting to run into my head!

165)
1: How...do I look...?
2: Bad. You're still talking like a straight-standing person.
3: It's just a matter of time! Don't give up!
4: Little girls should stay quiet!!
5: You're really cocky for a corpse, you know that?!
6: Gyah! Leave me alone!
7: Ahh, it came off.
8: Hahahaha! You look so weird!
9: How dare you?!
10: Kuroda-kun! Fire this creature at once!
11: That's a bit too sudden...
12: Decide now!!
13: Eh?
14: Me and her! Who do you choose?!
15: What are you talking about?!

166)
1(sideways to the left): People from different towns really shouldn't get married!
2: Eh?
3(sl): Sorry, but I listened in on your conversation.
4(sl): I'm from East Yokomuki...
5(sl): I gave up on marriage for the same reason.
6(sideways to the right): I'm from West Yokomuki. (*Sideways)
7(sl): We decided that this would be the last time we meet...
8: No, the power of love can overcome anything!
9: Exactly!!
10: You're...
11: We're citizens of Kyoumen. *Mirror Face) Talking like this leaves us no problems!
12: What do you mean?
13(reversed): This is how I really talk.
14: Uwahhh! That's hard to understand!!

167)
1: But, look! If I go like this...
2: Ahhh, it's reflected and becomes normal!!
3: But things'll be different if you have a child!
4: Now that I've married my boyfriend from Hanten, (*Inversion) I don't know what to expect...
5: Hmmm...yeah, I can't really imagine either.
6: We've had nothing but joy, though.
7: This is the child I had with my wife, who's from Mugon. (*Silence)
8(the dots mix with the word): Papa, mama, I have to go pee!
9: See! Now whatever he says looks extremely deep and meaningful!!
10: No! I'm * unhappy ** aga*in*st *i**!
11: Fuseji (*Asterisk) ** fat*her * normal * mother * with **
12: My * speech * everyone *** perverted *** them!!

168)
sfx: hahahahahahaha
1(2b): Since my mother's from Oowarai, (*Big Laugh) lol, it's like this (lol).
2: She has a very annoying (lol) way of speaking (lol)
3: My wife's from Onpu. (*Musical Note)
4: I get made fun of at school by everyone.
5: They bully me!
6: He should get married.
7: No, he shouldn't!!
8: This is really getting crazy.
9: People love, and therefore tragedy occurs.
10: Hm?
11: Ah, hello. I'm from Wakunashi (no box).
12: It's really mysterious, you know. Whenever I speak...
13: People always say I'm "explaining something" or having a monologue.
14: If I go like this, then look! It makes it seem like an ending of something!
15: And so, Kuroda decided to once again leave town without solving the problem at hand.
16: Ah, you're right!!