Paranoia Street 9

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tl by molokidan

169)
[DISASSEMBLY]

170)
1: Sensei, what's this Barara place we're going to supposed to be like?
2: It's supposed to be the most disconnected place in Japan.
3: What's disconnected?
4: I dunno.
5: Uwaah! What the hell?! This is horrible!!
sign: STUPID DIE COCK LICK MY ASS SUCK MY COCK
6: A letter?
7: Your life will end at the next town you visit. If you want to keep on living, then go
out of business, moron!
8: What is this?
9: Probably just some joke.

171)
1: Ready?
2: A little longer!
3: Okay, I'm ready!
4: gori
5: Ah
sfx: crickets chirping
6: Heeeey, look!! I found something awesome!!
7: It's real! A real one!!

172)
1: I found this!
2: And I found this!
3: Here's what I found.
4: Hmmm, it looks like the right leg's still missing.
5: Idiot! That's the left one!!
6: Hey, look what I found over there.
7: Oh! Now we have all the parts!!
8: You idiots! That won't fit!!
9: Eh...but...
10: You're always off the mark!!
11: You know what, you can't hang out with us anymore.
12: Eh?! Wait!!
13: I'll go search!!
14: I'll go find the left leg!!

173)
1: Uuuu...
2: It isn't here...
3: And there you have it.
4(2b): Have what...?! Are you asking me to find the missing piece of a corpse?!
5: Don't you think we should go to the police first?!
6: I doubt they'll take this seriously.
7: In this town,
8: dismembered corpses aren't a rare occurrence.

174)
1: Barara -- the town with the most advanced disassembly technology in Japan. From Building
disassembly automotive disassembly large object disassembly specialists to cow, pig, and
fish disassemblers...there are even specialists disassemble DNA, atom nuclei, neutrons, among
many other things.
2(cow, from top left):
Chuck
Short Loin
Rib Loin
Sirloin
Round
Outer Thigh
Shank
Flank
Brisket
3(pig, from left)
Short Loin
Loin
Fillet
Outer Thigh
Thigh
Stomach
Brisket
4: There are also many families with problems, resulting in the highest divorce rate in
Japan.
5: And so, they also have the highest dismembered corpse murder rate in Japan.
6(2b): Please look at this girl's leg...she was about to cut it off and take it to them
instead!!

175)
1: If you cannot help us, then I will let her take my own!
2: Waaaah! Okay, okay, I got it! I'll help!
sfx: crickets chirping
3: Don't you think the real problem is that she has to do something like that to make the
other kids play with her?
4: This is a town where the heart is easily cut up, so she probably needs something like
that to get with the 'in' crowd.
5: You stink, so don't get close to me.
6: How rude!
7: Because it's so hot, your decaying is speeding up.
8: And what about you?! Wearing such a gaudy trinket is quite unbecoming of a girl your
age!
9: What's that?!

176)
1: You just don't want me to steal Kuroda-kun away from you, that's why you're saying such
things...but it won't work!
2: T-that's not it!
3: Will you two shut up already?!
4: Hm?
5: Waaaah!
6: Wah! Wah! Wah!
7: Ahhh, you did it, sensei!
8: Hey, guys! I found it!
9: Now I don't have to be kicked out of the group, right?!
10: Geez, you sure took long enough!
11: We've already started a new corpse gathering over here!!

177)
1: This time we need the head!!
2: Why don't we just go kill someone and take their head?
3: Don't be ridiculous!
4: Ahh!!
5: I fouuuuund it!
6: Oh, what? It's just a mannequin.
7: .....hm?
8: Huh? You only found an eye?
9: They must have cut this one up in real detail!
10: I also found something, though.
11: Me too!

178)
1: Ahhh, so close! All we need is the head now and we're done!
2: I wonder if they'll be satisfied with just this.
3: We disassemble anythiiiing!
4: Waaah! It's Ogin the Disassembler!
5: Ogin the Disassembler?!
6: Oink?
7: headband: Disassembly
8: Ohhhhhh
9: Wow!!
10: Hey bro, here sightseeing? Why don't you try disassembling something?
11: Ehh?! No thanks...

179)
1: Now, now, that's no fun!
2: My cell phone!
3: Wooow.
4: N-now what am I supposed to do?!
5: This town doesn't just disassemble things, but also sells parts.
6: Mommy, I'm hungry!
7: 100 pig stomachs please!
8: So hot...
sign: Watch Parts
9: We sell watches by the cog.
10: And books by the page.
sign: Poppoya by Asada Jirou
1 page 5 yen
11: How are you supposed to read this?!
sign: "Poppoya" Parts Sale
Selling by letter
One Letter 1 yen
10 Letters 5 yen
12: Juice disassembler!
signs:
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Caramel Coloring
Sour Ingredient
Artificial Flavoring
Caffeine

180)
1: What in the...
sign: Hydrogen 2x200 yen
sign: Oxygen 100 yen
2: Disassembled water?!
sign: Drinkable Water Part Sale
3: Senseiii! All my change came out in 1 yen increments!
4: Huh? Kuroda-kun, there's something stuck to your back.
5: Ehh?!
6: Ahhh, when did this happen?!
7: This is...!!
(each word cut up): If you keep ignoring my warning something terrible will surely happen
to you
8: Dammit, who did this?!
9: We managed to find the head, Tamanoi-san.

181)
1: Ta...Tamanoi-san!?
2: C-call the police!!
3: But it won't work if it's a dismembering crime like this, will it?
4: Ahh, the phone!!
5: Hm?
6: Oh yeah...
7: What's up?
8: The earrings...
9: golden front tooth...
10: Don't they look a little familiar to you?

182)
1: This is the head of our client Tamanoi!
2: But who would do something like this...
3: Sensei, there are some scraps of paper here!!
4: Let's line them up.
5: Uuuu!
6(each word is one): The time for revenge has come! These are your last moments Kuroda!!
7: W-what is this?!
8: I-impossible!!
9: Who could...be after me?!
10: This place is dangerous! Let's go!
11: Another person's...?!

183)
1(2b): We found all of Tamanoi's body besides the head...so whose could this be?
2: Uwaaaaaaaah!
3: Sayo-chan!!
4: I'm not sure if I should be sad or not...

184)
1: Ahhh, dammit!
2: When did this happen?!
3: Hey, what are you doing? Let's hurry up and get out of here!
4: Hm?
5: Ahh!
6: Wearing such a gaudy trinket is quite unbecoming of a girl your age!
7: What's that?!
8: No way!
9: T-this hand is....!!
10: Next is your turn, Kuroda!!
11: Who are you?!

185)
1: You!! The stalker who killed Sayo-chan!!
2: Weren't you arrested?!
3: Didn't you watch the news?
4: After that, I took a sanity test and was declared to have no criminal responsibility for
the crime!
5: After I was transferred to the mental hospital, I escaped and finally caught up with
you!
6: So you're also the one who disassembled Sayo-chan!
7: Nooo...you see, I'm of the belief that you should always go to specialists for the best
results!
8: Meet Abe-kun, a friend I met on an internet paranoia site!
9: He's not only an outstanding disassembler in this town, but also an outstanding
psychopath! He does good work, wouldn't you agree?
10: Greetings.

186)
1: You bastaaards!
2: Woah there! Don't think you'll be able to kill us that easily!
3: Uuuu!
4: Ahh!
5: My shoe's been disassembled!!
6: All of the money in my wallet's been turned into change!!
7: And all in 1 yen increments!
8: My fat's been disassembled, I have succeeded in my diet!!
9: We disassemble anythiiiing!
10: Huh? Aren't you the guy I met at lunch, bro?

187)
1: Mu...you're! The most famous evil disassembler in town!! You got out of the crazy house
already?!
2: Ahh!
3: Hahaha! You think your disassembly skill can possibly match mine?!
4: Now it's your turn to go to pieces!!
5: Kyaaaah!

188)
1: Ahhh, what have I done?!
2: !? What's wrong?
3: Mama! I want some milk!
4: Gahhh! I'm gonna kill you!!
5: Oh my, how ghastly of me.
6: Please cook the rice nice and soft!
7: Agggh!! His personality's been disassembled!!
8: You're 100 years too early to beat me!
9: Ggggh...
10: Dammiiiiit! Remember this!!
11: Ahhh, wait!!
12: Well, that was fun.
13: Ahhh!! So you weren't disassembled after all!!
14: Yeah, I thought I'd try and surprise you, sensei.

To Be Continued in Paranoia Street 2