Planet Waves 1

EVERYONE'S AN ESPER! #1

tl by molokidan

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sign: The Homeland of Kicchomu
(*t/l note: Kicchomu is a famous character born in Oita Prefecture, where this manga takes place)
sign 2: Nozu Shopping District

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sign, right side: Nozu Townspeople Charter

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Table of Contents

#1. Induction
#2. Telekinesis
#3. A Stormy Day
#4. Teleportation
#5. The Naked Man
#6. Mission
#7. Clairvoyance and Precognition

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1: It's just like
sfx: fsssh
sfx: fssh
2: tuning a radio.
3: Right here on the 98th page is the important part. After the Ounin War...
sfx: fssh...
4: Search...
sfx: fssh
5: People have different frequencies...
6: OK, Asami, start reading from here!
sfx: fssh
7: Oh...
8: Asami Sae?
A: Afterwards,
middle line: This story is fiction. All coincidences to real entities are purely coincidental.
9: Ahh!
10: Here it comes.
11: I knew it.
12: I can barely contain myself.
13: This is the important part!
SFX: fssh x2
14: I...

10-11)
1: can hear the voices of peoples' hearts!!
2: Uuuu...
SFX: fssh x5
3: Asami is the most popular girl among all the second-years right now.
4: The important part is...
5: She has a great ass, too.
6: C'mon, flip up your skirt again.
7: Just one more time!

[ #1 : Induction ]

12)
1: C'mon! One more time!
SFX: spin
2-3: Uuu...
4: Mm?
5: What's wrong, Kamogawa? Feeling sick?
6: Huh?
7: N-no, n-nothing's wrong!
8: Excuse me.
9: But Mr. Hayashi is always such a serious teacher...
10: Your skirt is too short!
11: What?
12: H-How...
N: How could he be thinking about stuff like this?!
T: C'mon, I'm a high school teacher, after all...
T: OK, Asami, thank you very much!
T: I should get to fuck a student at least once!
sfx: ding dong ding

13)
1: Huh?
2: What are you talking about, Yoshirou?
3: No, it's just, I've been hearing things ever since 3 days ago...
4: Then gradually, peoples' voices started to get mixed in...
5: Kukukuku...
6: Just a bit ago, I heard Mr. Hayashi's voice during class.
7: Hyahaha!
8: My senile grandma says the same thing!
9: Hey, don't make fun of me, Yasu. I'm being serious here! I need your help!
10: Seriously!
11: Fine then, let's see you guess what I'm thinking!
12: Okay.
13: Go ahead, think of anything.
14: Alright!!
15: Concentrate, then search...
SFX: fssh x2
16: sy

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1-2: pussy pussy pussy pussy
SFX: fssh x3
3: OK. No more talking to Yasu.
SFX: tok
4: Did you hear it?!
5: Just now, I was thinking something I really want to show you!
6: I got one, you know! An uncensored adult DVD!
SFX: tok x2
7: It's only natural that he wouldn't believe me...
8: I didn't believe it myself, at first...
9: Let's go watch it, Yoshirou!!
10: Is it all just in my head?
11: If you wanna watch it, then just say so!!
12: At first I really did think it was just me...
13: But after those three days, I came to understand.
14: Hey, Yabe, go buy me some coffee!
15: Oh, I want some too!

15)
1: Whether or not it is all in my head, I can choose who I want to listen to.
sfx: fssh x4
2: And what I hear
4: Come back in under 30 seconds!
5: I'm gonna kill them... Someday I'm going to kill them all!
6: matches up perfectly with reality!
7: I'm not a bully, nor was I ever bullied...
8: Hey, come over my house after school today!
9: And since elementary school, I've been completely average in both sports and study...
10: I have no real talent for anything.
11: Hey, Yoshirou, have you ever seen an adult DVD?
SFX: yay x3
12: I've never possessed anything that would make me stand out.
13: Even if there was a girl I liked, I would always just go about my business without ever trying to talk to her...
14: I finally found them yesterday!
15: My dad hid his adult DVDs deep inside his desk!
16: And that's probably how it'll be from here on out...

16)
1: Forever...
2: Yamaguchi died from overworking...
3: Once we get off work, come over to my house!
4: Once the funeral's over, come over to my house!
5: I bought a nice office lady DVD!
6: I bought a nice widow DVD!
7: Once your marriage interview is over, come over to my house!!
8: This amateur DVD I have is insane!
9: Papa!
10: I thought I was just going to live a normal life,
11: out here in the countryside...
12: But if this power is the real thing,
SFX: fssh x2
13: Think I'm gonna fall asleep in fifth period...
14: So tired...
15: like how it appears in movies and books,
16: When is he going to ask me out?
17: Then I...

17)
1: I could become the main character!
2: How was the Fujisawa Mari DVD I lent you?!
SFX: fssh x2
3: I bet he totally jacked off to it!
4: He musta jacked off like, ten times!
5: With this power, I could change my life.
6: Huh?
7: Huh?
8: That new transfer student in your class is pretty cute...
9: What's her name again?
10: If...
11: If I'm the main character...

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1: Then Asami Sae...
2: you're the heroine!
3: She transferred from Tokyo one month ago, and I still haven't even talked to her once.
4: Maybe she'll become a pornstar!
5: I just figured we'd never have any reason to.
6: But the only one capable of protecting her from that villain...
7: Asami, your skirt is too short, so please come back with me to my office.
8: Kamogawa!
9: Today, her ass is mine...
10: Ass!
11: Don't go with him, Asami!
12: is me!

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1: Only me.
2: I'll
3: protect you!
SFX: grin
4: Ahh!
5: Oh no!
6: I got too excited and sent her a weird smile!
7: Uuuu... She's definitely gonna think I'm a creep now.

20)
sfx: grin
SFX: shiver x3
1: Sae?!
2: Yoshirou, why did you two just smile at each other?!
SFX: wham
3: What's going on with you two?! Huh?!
4: I'm not showing you any more DVDs! (Gimme back Fujisawa Mari!)
5: I-I don't believe it...
6: Okay, today we'll start from Lesson 7.
Y: Things have already changed.
SFX: murmur x2

21)
1: I always thought Asami and I would never have anything to do with each other...
2: But we shared a smile!
3: Could it be that Asami...
4: senses some kind of charm in me that's a bit different from those Tokyo boys?
5: Ahhhh! It's amazing how much my future's changed now that I have confidence in just one thing!
6: This is Kicchomu Land!
7: Wow, there are statues!
8: Fried kidney!
SFX: munch x2
9: Delicious!
10: Let's go downtown next time.
11: Okay, it's a promise!
12: Hoooo...I wonder what Asami's thinking?
13: Okay, tell me what this English sentence means in Japanese.
SFX: murmur x2
14: Could she be thinking the same thing as me?
15: Does see destiny in me?
16: Th-this question...

22)
1: I can easily answer it with my power!
sfx: fssh x4
2: Nnhaaaah!
SFX: bwap
3: No! I can't do that!
4: It's just like peeping...
5: Not something the main character would do to his heroine!
6: I just promised to protect her, didn't I?
7: Why can't you people understand something so simple?!
8: (leave as is)
SFX: fssh x2
9: Horrible!

23)
1: I need to think of a better way to utilize my ability...
SFX: ding dong ding
2: See ya!
SFX: murmur x2
3: Bye bye!
4: Like using it to clear up unsolved crimes,
5: or to prevent terrorism and wars!
6: I may just be able to save the entire world!
7: I need to keep thinking big, or Asami will never glance at me again.
SFX: vroom
8: Akiyama.
9: Asami...
10: Looks like our research wasn't in vain after all.

24)
1: People with psychic abilities have been popping up one after another in this town.
all SFX: squeeze
2: I collected some files from the hospital. Over the past three days, they've seen a large number of local patients
3: who've described irregularities in their bodies that doctors have been unable to diagnose.
4: There's a possibility they've each awakened some sort of supernatural ability.
5: That guy we saw just now is one of them.
6: But from the looks of him, he still hasn't fully awakened.
7: Sometimes people's minds can prevent them from awakening.
here, two SFX close to her ear: pinch
8: I've been studying these special powers for over 10 years...
three sfx only: pinch
9: While being made fun of and getting glared at by my colleagues.

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1: But now, in this little country town, my work will finally bear fruit!
SFX: shiver x3
2: Here you go.
SFX: fwip
SFX: pinch x6
3: Ohhh, thanks, Akiyama.
4: This town will be the beginning of everything...
5: Precognition,
book: The Secret of ESP
6: Telepathy,
7: Telekinesis, teleportation, clairvoyance...
8: There really are a lot of psychic abilities out there.
9: Out of these, though, I guess mine would be...
SFX: fssh x2

26)
1: Just how long is that stupid kid going to stand there reading that? Buy the damn book!
SFX: fssh
SFX: smack
2: telepathy!
3: Um, I'll take this one...
4: I just got here!
5: Okay, thank you.
6: That'll be 840 yen.
7: Uuuu... I can't wait to get home and read the rest...
SFX: clink x3
SIGN: Seahorse
8: Oh, Seahorse!
9: I'll just read it here!!
10: Doesn't look like there are too many punks here today,
SFX: rattle
11: Welcome!
12: so I should be able to read in peace.

27)
1: Asamiii!
2: Oh no! What's she doing here?!
3: No wait, it's OK.
4: Wow!
5: It's not like I followed her here or anything...
6: Ohhh, Yocchan! Welcome!
SFX: thud
7: Oh, Uncle Teru, hi...
8: I saw your mother outside the fish market today!
9: She's just as beautiful as ever!
10: Er, um, I'm going to sit down now...
11: What about Esaki?
12: Oh yeah, he's cool!
13: Ohh?
14: It sounds like they're talking about romance...

28)
1: Hey Yocchan, do you know what a TENGA is?
SFX: tink
2: TENGA!
K: Huh?
3: Um... well, yeah.
4: Oh? Ever used one before?
5: No, I just heard some actor talking about it on the radio...
6: He's really popular!
7: Haven't you ever seen him?
* Line: TENGA = A revolutionary pleasure device that has been gaining fans and popularity from the day it went on sale.
8: Those TENGAs are really something, Yocchan!
9: If you get a TENGA, you don't need a girlfriend! Seriously!
10: O-okay.
11: Uuuu... who cares about that right now?!
12: Hey, what's your type, Sae?
13: My type?
14: I wonder what type of guy Asami likes...
15: You're a virgin, right, Yocchan? Doing it with a TENGA's no different than the real thing!
16: Shut the hell up, Uncle Teru!

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1: I-if I listen to Asami-san's heart right now, I'll probably hear something amazing...
sfx: fssh
2: Uuu... But...
3: I know I shouldn't use my power for things like that...
4: Hm? What's wrong?
SFX: twitch
5: Just go away already, dammit!!
6: I might even hear my own name...
SFX: fssh x2
7: Well...
8: Just a little.
9: Concentrate, then search...
SFX: fssh x2
10: Who would it be out of the guys in our class?
11: It should be around here...
12: OK!
T: Hahah!
K: I got it!

30)
1: He must REALLY want a TENGA!
2: Not you!! (And no, I don't!)
3: Takaoka is cool, right?
4: Oh, the one in soccer club?
5: Gghh...
6: Asami, don't tell me you have a crush on Takaoka...
7: Guess I have no choice...
SFX: fssh
8: Or Ishii?
9: Does he have a girlfriend?
10: Hurry up! Adjust the tuning!
11: I'm really having trouble matching up our frequencies!
12: Does she have weak transmissions or something?
13: Okay then, how about Kawasaki?
14: He's kind of a bad boy, isn't he?
15: Yamaguchi is out of the question!

31)
1: What about Kamogawa?!
SFX: fssh x3
2: There's my name!!
3: Haha! He's way too gloomy...
4: Gloomy?!
5: I don't care what you two think of me!
SFX: fssh x3
6: What?
7: OK, I can hear a little now...
8: All I care about
9: is how Asami feels!
10: What do you think of Kamogawa, Sae?
11: Huh?
12: He's alright, I guess.
13: Not that!
14: I want to know how you really feel...
SFX: fssh x2
15: Kamogawa, huh?

32-33)
1: I bet he masturbates to me.
SFX: fssh x2
SFX: splurt
2: M...
3: Masturbates?!
4: Hauuhhh!!
SFX: dash
5: Here, Yocchan!
SFX: thud

34)
1: Was the TENGA you dropped in the pond this white TENGA? Or a RED tenga? (You can only choose one!!)
2: Um, I think you've got the wrong person.
3: No!
4: I didn't drop anything!
5: Huh? Isn't that Kamogawa?
SFX: grin
6: Yeah, what's he doing?
7: I knew she would take that smile
8: in a weird way!!
9: But I've never even done it to her before!
10: I sweaaaar!!
SFX: clink x3
11: Whyyyy?!

[ #1 : Induction ] END