Planet Waves 2

EVERYONE'S AN ESPER #2

tl by molokidan

37)
1: Good morning!
2: Man... Yesterday was the worst day ever...
3: There's more miso soup if you want it, dear.
4: It was really shocking to find out about how Asami feels about me...
5: I bet he masturbates to me.
6: But I guess it's my fault for using my power like that.
7: Yoshirou, did you know there was a lunar eclipse 4 days ago?
8: I heard it was really beautiful.
9: R-really?
10: I was listening to the radio in my room the whole time, so I had no idea.
11: Did you see it, mom?
SFX: fssh x2
12: No, I didn't get to either.
13: On that night, for the first time in a long time...
14: Ah, here comes something!

38)
[ #2 : Telekinesis ]
1: we did it all night long!
SFX: tok

39)
1: Thanks for breakfast.
2: Morning!
SFX: tink
3: Huh?
4: Yoshirou, are you all done?
5: Yeah.
6: At least finish your miso soup!
7: Ohh, Yoshirou, you're so rebellious!
SFX: clink
8: I heard the worst possible thing I could ever hear this morning...
9: Just when I thought I could redeem myself with this power...
10: It was supposed to change my life...
SFX: clink
11: Grandma, are you alright?
SFX: stagger x2
sfx: fssh

40)
1: You're just being nice to me because you want the inheritance...
SFX: fssh x2
2: you cunning little bitch!
3: This is nothing but torture!
4: Haaah...
SFX: fwooosh
SIGN: Seahorse
5: Yocchan! Good morning!
6: U-Uncle Teru!
7: Hey, you don't look too good there!
8: You didn't take your TENGA home yesterday, either!
9: I guess you're afraid that your mom might find it, huh? Well, she IS really beautiful...
sfx: fssh
10: Y... yeah.
11: She was the star of the school when your uncle here was young!
sfx: fssh

41)
1: I used to jack off to her all the time!
SFX: ha
2: Sure brings back memories!
SFX: ha ha
3: Uuu... I don't want to have anything to do with this guy anymore...
4: Oh yeah, that reminds me, I learned an awesome new TENGA technique!
Y: Um, I'm going to be late, so...
SFX: chirp chirp
5: Morning!
6: Yo!
SFX: murmur x2
7: I almost... can't go in the classroom...
8: I don't want to see Asami...
9: If she noticed that I was at Seahorse yesterday...
10: She'll think I'm even weirder! (Especially if she saw the TENGAs!)
11: And then I was like...
SFX: rattle

42)
1: Uhee!
2: Yeah!
3: Hoo...
4: That was close...
5: I thought Asami was pure and innocent...
6: I can't believe she thinks about things like masturbation...
Y: I guess girls from Tokyo are really uninhibited when it comes to sex...
7: I got picked up in Shibuya and passed around yesterday!
8: And then after that I had a rough threesome.
9: I'm a such a
A: fucking pervert!
SFX: pop

43)
1: Ahh!
2: Wh-what am I thinking about?
3: I'm the one who peeped into her heart! I'm the worst one here!
4: Uuu...
5: If this is really a special power,
6: then why does a country boy like me
7: have it?
8: Why only me?
9: Look, I have a picture!
10: Lemme see!

44)
1: When I was in a convenience store last night, one of the magazines suddenly started floating in the air!
2: Huh?
3: No way, this has got to be a joke!
4: You probably just threw the magazine and then snapped the shot!

45)
1: Th-this is...
2: Huh? Isn't this Ezaki?!
SFX: yank
3: Uuuu!
4: Oh, you're right!
5: Unf, he's so hot! (Uheh!)
6: What?
7: What did Ezaki do?!
8: Did Ezaki notice that it was floating?
9: No, the minute I took the picture, the magazine fell back down. I don't think he noticed.
10: Yamaguchi, I want this picture! (send it to me!)
11: You know Ezaki got into a university on a basketball scholarship?!
12: I'm pretty sure that in this book I bought yesterday...
13: Send it only to me!
SFX: squeal x3
14: What?!
15: He's the high score leader!
16: Yes! Here it is...

46)
1: Telekinesis?!
2: Ahh, no one believes me...
3: It seems that Yamguchi isn't lying, either...
3: Haaah...
4: There must be someone else like me around here.
5: It started floating right after Ezaki walked by...
6: Ahh!
7: His position in that picture...
8: Could it be Ezaki?!
9: If it is, then I might be able to confide in him.

47)
1: We might even be able to team up!
SFX: squeal x5
2: We
3: shall save the world!
SFX: So cool!
4: Awesome! It'll be just like power rangers!
SFX: flick
5: My new life has finally begun...
6: Just you wait, Asami!
SFX: ding dong ding
7: Defense, defense!
8: One more!
9: Ezaki took the ball!
SFX: shout x2
10: Oh, so that's him.
11: There goes another three-pointer!
12: Wow, from that far away?
13: Th...
14: That's got to be...

48)
1: Telekinesis!!
2: Alright, let's go for one more!
SFX: swish
3: Nice shot, partner!!
SFX: fwip
4: That practice went on forever.
5: I've been waiting for hours now...
6: Good job, Ezaki!
7: Yeah!
SFX: fwish
8: Ah... um...
9: What should I do? Should I just suddenly start talking about our powers?
10: I'll introduce myself first...

49)
1: Ahhh! He's already that far away?!
SFX: fwoooosh
2: I-is this telekinesis too?!
3: Wait uuuup!
4: Ahh!
5: The convenience store...
6: This must be where the picture was taken.
7: It's the only store around here.
SFX: dingaling
8: Hoo, there he is.
9: What should I do? I can't just start talking to him all of a sudden...
10: If I can get some proof, I could use that as a chance to say hello...
11: I'm pretty sure that picture was of one of these magazines...
SFX: fwish
12: Huh?

50)
SFX: fwoom
1: I-it's floating!
2: That's an...
book: Dick Buddies
Already Hard!
Adult video post collection
3: adult magazine...
4: It's going toward Ezaki...
SFX: fwooooh...
5: I see...
6: He's so popular that he can't be seen buying an adult magazine. That's why he's using his telekinesis...
7: Just like how I used my telepathy
SFX: fssh x3
8: to peer into Asami's heart...

51)
1: OK, now I just need to be careful and not let the clerk see...
SFX: fssh x2
SFX: fwoosh
2: The voice of his heart!
3: No!! This is shoplifting!
4: Ezaki!
SFX: fssh x3
SFX: fwoosh
5: Oookay, now I got it outside.
6: That's it, this way...
7: We must use our powers for something greater than this...
8: Just get it around the corner...
9: Ezaki! You can't!
SFX: bwap
10: What?!

52)
SFX: fssh
1: Caaaaatch!
SFX: smack
2: What's up with that fat guy?
3: H...
4: Huh?

53)
1: Wh-why is Uncle Teru here?
2: Wh-why?!
3: Someone saw me yesterday and made me screw up, but today was a succe...
SFX: fssh x2
4: Uwahhh! Yocchan!!
SFX: twitch
5: T-this can't be... Are you telling me this old fart...
6: can use telekinesis?!
7: D-did you see me just now?!
8: T-the truth is, yesterday when I was using my TENGA after work, I suddenly became able to do stuff like this...
9: Come to my house and I'll show you!
10: What?!
SFX: slip
11: Akiyama.
SFX: klak x2
SFX: rub x3
12: We were not mistaken.

54)
1: ESP really does exist!
all black sfx: rub
2: In the 19th Century...
3: people with superhuman abilities suddenly began popping up in Duluth, Minnesota.
4: The documents that contain their testimonies shows them talking about something called Planet Waves!
white sfx: klak
5: It was all thought of as a hoax by experts around the world and buried, but I scoured these files...
6: researching them to the very last letter!
7: Excuse me, Akiyama, but can I get another cup of coffee?
8: Yes sir.

55)
SFX: plop plop
1: Right now, here in Notsu, Oita Prefecture...
2: we're experiencing the very same phenomenon!
3: And number of ESPers already exist!
4: We have to gather them up as soon as possible
5: and start solving all the problems our world has.
6: War, terrorism, disease, poverty, environmental destruction...
SFX: fwoom x3
7: All of these calamities and many more have already reached a point where normal humans can no longer do anything about them!
SFX: squeak
8: I want to use these Planet Waves...

56-57)
1: to bring peace to the world!
SFX: fssh x5
sfx: jiggle x6
2: Ritsuko!
3: Ritsuko-san, we can't!
4: You're a married woman!
5: Ri...Ritsuko...?
6: Your son is right in front of us!

58)
1: That's my mom's naaaame!
SFX: dash
2: What?!
3: Wait a minute, Yocchan!!
SFX: bwap
SFX: freeze
4: Ahh, he stopped!
5: Hey, quit it!
SFX: bwap
6: Woohoo! Yay!!
7: I stopped you from moving just now, didn't I, Yocchan?!
8: Up until now, I could only move my TENGA, my porn, and my lotion! (But now I finally did it!)
9: What?!
10: OK, now it's your turn to try the Telekine-Tenga, Yocchan!!
11: No thank you!!

[ #2 : Telekinesis ] END