Dragon Ball 1

I am attempting to translate the entire series, being as conservative as possible, using the Kanzenban editions.

DRAGONBALL #1

tl by molokidan

05)
A long, long time ago, deep in the mountains, over thousands of kilometers from the city...this is where our fantastic tale begins...
G: Hey, morning!!
M: Kikih
L: Goron goron

06)
#001: Buruma and Son Gokuu

07)
G: Muuuun-mun-mun...
G: Mufun!!!
sfx: rikih
G: Zudodoeyaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
sfx: gashih
G: Deeeeehh!!!
sfx: bunn
G: Supopooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!
sfx: babah

08)
G: ton
sfx: gon gan gon
G: Yay, all done chopping the wood!!
G: Boy, I'm hungry...

09)
G: Grandpa,
G: I'm going to get some food.
G: What should I eat today...
sfx: chichichi
sfx: run run run...

10)
B: It should be somewhere around here...
sfx: pih pih
B: Hmmm...maybe a little more to the west?
B: It's gotta be around here somewhere!
sfx: buoooon
G: I just ate a bear earlier...
G: Wonder if there's a tiger nearby...
sfx: dododo...

11)
G: OK! Time to eat a fish for once in a while!
sfx: dododododo...
G: Yoh!
sfx: hyuuuuun
sfx: zah
sfx: byooooon

12)
sfx: ton
T: chapon
sfx: chapo chapo
F: Hm!?
F: Bahaha!! What do we have here, a monkey?! A stray cat?!

13)
sfx: bashah
G: Hohohhhhhh!!!!
sfx: dokoh
G: Deheheh
sfx: boko boko...
sfx: zuzuzu...
G: A big fish, a big fish!!

14)
sfx: zuzuzu...
sfx: burororo...
G: Huh? What's that sound?
G: Iiee!!!
B: Wah!!!!
sfx: kikikikiiiiihh

15)
G: ...y...you surprised me!
B: H-hey, that's dangerous!!!
G: Y-you monster!!!
G: You're trying to steal my catch, aren't you?!?!
G: Gugigi...!! I-I won't let you get away with that...!!
sfx: gugugu...
B: Huh!?
B: Huh!?
G: Teeehhhh!!!!
sfx: dogan
G: Come on!!!
G: I'm gonna fight you!!!

16)
B: Owwwww....
G: Ahh...a weird fairy crawled out from the monster!
sfx: pan pan
G: Y-you little brat!!!
G: Owwwwwww!!! Owww, owww!
G: Wh-wh-wh-what was that just now!? Fairy magic?!
B: Ge...gege...!!
B: N...no way, no way...!! Wh-why didn't you die!?
G: Dummy! You think something like that would kill me?! My body is as strong as stainless steel!!
G: Fairy...this is the end for you!!!
B: W-wait a second!!!
B: I-I'm not a fairy!! I'm a human!!

17)
G: Eh!? A human!?
G: Really!?
B: Of course!! Just like you!!
B: Look! Look!!
G: Don't move! Not a muscle!
B: You're really distrustful!
sfx: jiro jiro jiro
G: You seem different from me somehow...
G: You look really soft and weak!
B: Well, of course I am!
B: You're a boy!! And I'm a delicate girl!!
G: Girl!?
G: You're a girl!?

18)
B: What a country bumpkin!
B: You've never seen a girl before?
G: This is the first time I've seen another human...
G: My deceased grandpa said...
G: If I ever met a girl, to be nice to her!
B: See!? You've got to be nice to me!
G: So girls don't have tails, huh...
B: Eh?
sfx: piko piko
G: Hmmmmm...interesting...
B: Pupuh!! How stupid!!
B: He has a fake tail attached to himself!! Does he think it looks cool?
G: By the way, what kind of a monster was that? Did you catch it?
B: It's not a monster, it's a car! A machine made by humans!

19)
G: So this is a car! I've heard about these.
G: Hmm...hmmmmm...it's great, but weak!
G: Does this mean you came from the city?
B: Well, yeah...far west from here.
G: Come to my house! Since you're a girl I'll give you some food!
B: You'd better not do anything weird!
B: You're really strong for such a small kid!
G: Heheh!
G: Grandpa trained me!
B: He sure is a weirdo...
B: but that power of his could really come in handy!
G: Wait a minute!
B: What a run-down place!
G: Grandpa, look! It's a girl! A girl came to our house!
B: Hm?

20)
B: There it is!!!!
B: The Dragonball!!!!
B: Kyaaaa, kyaaaaa!!!
B: It really was here!! Just like on the radar!!
G: Hey, don't touch grandpa!!!
G: That's grandpa's mememnto!! Girls can't touch it!!
B: Fine, fine, I guess I'l just explain it to you...
sfx: goso goso
B: Look!!
G: Ahhh!!
G: G-grandpa!! You have two of them?!

21)
B: Heheheh! These are
B: called Dragonballs.
G: Dragon...balls?
B(2b): I found one in the cellar at home and wondered what it was, so I asked a bunch of people, but no one was able to tell me.
B: After doing a lot of research, I found document that finally explained everything to me.
B: These are called "Dragonballs," and there are seven in all. They all shine brightly, and have stars on them numbering from one to seven.
G: You're right! Grandpa's has four on it!
B: That's the Suushinchuu (4-star ball). The first one I found was the Arushinchuu (2-star ball)! (*t/l note: For some reason, the balls each have their own numbered names in chinese.)
B: I found this one ten days ago,
B: after searching all around a valley in the north -- the Uushinchuu (5-star ball)!
G: You're searching for these?
B: Yeah! Collecting all seven is going to be a real challenge!

22)
G: But what are you collecting them for? To make a rosary?
B(small): How many?
sfx(small): poku poku
B: Yeah right!
B: When you collect all seven, something amazing happens!
B: After reciting the magic words when all seven are together...
B: Shenlong, or the god of all Dragons, appears and will answer one wish, no matter what it is!!
G: Geh!! Th-that's awesome!!
B: Apparently the last person to collect the Dragonballs became King!
B(2b): But after a while, the Dragonballs all scatter. So now I'm trying to collect them again!

23)
B: Fufufu...and I've already decided on my wish!
B: I was really tempted to decide on an eternal strawberry that never runs out, but it's gotta be this: "a wonderful boyfriend!!"
B: Well, that's the jist of it.
B: So hand over the Suushinchuu!!
G: No!! No way!!
G: This is Grandpa's memento!!
B: Huh? Don't be so stingy!!
B: What's the big deal? It's not like you're using it for anyhting!!
G: Behhh!
B: Ahh, I got it!!
B: Ufufu...I know what you want!
B: Peek!
B: How's this? You can even touch it a little if you want...
G: Why would I wanna touch your dirty butt?
B: It's not dirty! How rude!!!
B: I got it!! Why don't you just come help me search for them?!
B: Your Grandpa told you to be nice to girls, right!?

24)
G: Searching...?
B: Staying here forever will be boring, right!?
B: Men like you are supposed to travel around the world and train themselves!
G: Okay...but I'm holding on to the ball!
B: Fine, fine! Just let me borrow it for a bit at the end!
B: Mufufufufu...that went perfectly! After the wish is made, the Dragonballs all scatter off in different directions, so it doesn't matter!
B: This kid will be the perfect bodyguard!!
B: Now then!
B: Let's start our fun adventure!!
G: But how are we going to search for the other balls if we don't know where they are?
B: Fu fu fu!
B: I'm have a reputation for my brains, you know!
B: Although my face is cute too!
B: This! We'll use this!
sfx: pih pih

25)
B: The Dragon Radar!!
sfx: pih pih
B: It's an invention I created that picks up on the subtle energy waves emitting from the Dragonballs! Look, these three are the ones that we have...
B: and the next one's over here.
B: Umm...about 1200 km to the west!!
G: I don't get it!
B: Since you destroyed my car, I'll have to bring something else out.
B: By the way, what's your name?
G: Me?
G: I'm Gokuu.
G: Son Gokuu!
G: And you?
B: ...Buruma...
G: Buruma!? Hahah, what a weird name!
B: Shut up!! It's not like I'm fond of it myself!!! (*t/l note: buruma is the note for the typically navy blue panty-like tight shorts that are worn in Japan for exercise, P.E., etc. and comes from the english word bloomers)
G: Hahahah! Buruma!
G(small): Buruma, Buruma!
B: He's so annyoing!
B: This is why I hate kids!
B: ...what number was it again...
B: ...ah, #9!!

26)
sfx: pih
sfx: pakin
B: Hey, get back, get back! Hoii!!
sfx: pih
sfx: pah
B: Alright,
B: let's go!
G: Gegegeh!!! F-fairy magic!!! You really are a fairy, aren't you?!?!

27)
B: I'm not a fairy!
B: Everyone in the city uses Hoipoi Capsules!
B: Just hurry up and get in!
sfx: uoon bibibiiii...n
G: Uwawawawaaaahhhh!!!
sfx: babiiiiiih
G: Th-this is crazy!!! It goes faster than I can run!!!
B: Hey!! Don't touch me in any weird places!!
sfx: poro

28)
B: 20 Minutes Later...
sfx: zubibibiiiiin
sfx: baiiiiiiiin
sfx: bauuuh
B: Wah!!!!
B: Gieeeeehhhhhh!!!!!!
sfx: don

29)
sfx: kiiiiiiiih
B: Puuuuuh
G: Ahhh, I can't believe that!! Did you seethat just now? We flew in the sky!!
B: Fu...fufu...well, yeah...
B: I-I didn't think that cliff was going to be so sharp...!!
B: I'll be right back!
B: Just wait a minute, OK?
G: Eh!? What, what!? Where are you going!?
B: Man, you're really thick-headed!! When a lady says those kinds of things, it means she's going to pee!!
G: You mean take a piss?
sfx: tatatata...
G: Huh?
G: Why is she going that far away to piss? She could have done it right here...what a weirdo.

30)
sfx: bieeeeehhhhhhh
G: Hm?
G: What now?
G: Maybe her peepee was bitten by a snake?
G: Ah!
B: A...a...awawa...!!
P: Who the hell are you?! Her friend?!
G: I just met her. Are you a friend of hers?

31)
B: Wa...wata...ta!
P: Gahahah, yeah! Yeah! I have something to talk to her about, so just wait here, OK?!
G: Huh?
G: I got tied up.
sfx: basa basa
G: How long should I wait?
B: Wh-wha...
P: Guhahah! It's been a while since I've tasted girl meat! This'll be delicious!!
B: Wh-what are you doing, help me!!!!!
B: I'm going to be eaten!!!!
sfx: gahahahah
sfx: idiot!
sfx: stupid!
G: Huh?! Oh! She wants me to help her!

32)
G: She should have said that earlier!
sfx: suru suru
G: That monster!
G: But this is a problem, I can't fly...
G: Hm!?
G: That's it!!!
sfx: dadah
sfx: pah
G: Hope I can drive it!
G: I'm pretty sure she pulled this thing here...
sfx: doh doh doh
G: Tototo!!
G: Y-yay!! It moved!!!
G: Hooray!! Hooray!!

33)
G: Waheh!!!!
sfx: voooon
sfx: dohyuuuuuuuuun
G: Hyoeeeeehhhhhhhh!!!!
G: Here goes!!!!!!
sfx: baoh
G: Gooooo! Just a little more!!

34)
G: Awwww!! I still didn't reach!!
P: Iiee!?
G: Stick, get longer!!!
G: Have a taste of my super Nyoibou!!!
G: Deeeeeehhhhhhhh!!!!
sfx: bakih

35)
sfx: hyuuuuuuuun
B: Wawawawaaahhhh!!
G: Peace!
sfx: byun
G: Ton
G: That sure ended well!
B: Aaaaaannnn! I peed my pants!!!
Box: And so, Gokuu and Buruma begin their great adventure. What lies for them ahead...? Get excited for the next chapter!

Next, #002. No Balls!!