Gintama 36

01)
K: Welcome~
SFX: Saku saku
?: .....No, actually, I don't feel welcome.
?: You're in the middle of working, and yet you're eating an umaibou!! (*tasty stick, it's a popular snack in japan)
K: Right, because it's tasty.
?: ...Bastard, are you looking down on me?!
?: Hey!! All the crumbs from your messy-ass eating are falling into that bag, you know!!
SFX: Saku saku saku saku saku
?: Hey....shopowner!! Call out the shopowner!!

02)
G: I'm the shopowner, Sakata.
SFX: Saku saku
G: Did you find something inadequate in our service, guest?
?: The inadequate thing here are your brains!!
G: Hey, this guy seems pretty pissed off...what did you do?
SFX: saku saku saku saku
K: I dunno. He's been like this ever since he first came in, shopowner.
?: Hey, all I want you to do is stop that "saku saku" crap! Hey!
G: Look pal, I know that our establishment here isn't anything out of the ordinary, but...
G: ...we're both trying our best to ensure good service, so please just give us a chance!
SFX: Patan
SFX: Pih
?: I don't care if you're doing your worst, just stop it with the damn sticks!!
?: Hey, hold on a second, why are you heating that thing up?!
SFX: Buuun
K: I don't even know myself, but I'm trying my best!!
?: You gotta be kidding me...there's a Jump magazine in there....!!
SFX: PAN!
?: Ahhhhhh, it exploded!! Something inside exploded!!

03)
?: What the hell are you guys doing now?! You just poured dressing all over my Jump!!
K: I don't even know myself. But these times we live in are cold ones, so I think that trying to create a nice, cozy, mom-and-pop convenience store is a good thing.
?: Cozy my ass!! I want some recompensation for this, dammit!!
S: Haaa....
S: That's why I keep telling them this was pointless...
H: Ahhh, even though I've barely met you guys, would you mind taking over my convenience store?
H: I've been so busy lately I've never got a chance to go outside...please, all I'm asking is for one day!
S: By the time Hasegawa-san gets back, his store's going to be in pieces.
S: Nn?
SFX: Mozo mozo

04)
S: What do you think you're doing?
S: Let me see inside! I think you're trying to steal something.
?: The hell?! I'm not stealing anything...
?: Sh...Shin-chan?
Chapter 36: Don't be embarassed and raise your hands all at once while you say it!
S: Takachin?

05)
G: Nakaya Harabee, 16.
G: Same age as Shinpachi, too...aren't you embarassed to be doing a thing like this at your age?
G: You'll make your mother cry, you know!
G: I mean, come on, what did you even plan to do with all these hair products in the first place?! Not that I'm worried, it's just...damn! Have some confidence in yourself!!
T: I wasn't going to use all of them on myself?!
G: Then what for?! Don't tell me you were gonna pour this crap on your lunch or something!!
S: ...Takachin, why did you do this?
S: I don't remember you being this kind of person before...
T: Shut up! How many years do you think it's been since then? I'm not the Takachin you once knew anymore!
T: Look, I'm sick of this! Send me to the magistrate's office or whatever you want! Crucify me on the gates of Hell for all I care, you bastards!!

06)
T: Don't think I owe you, bitch.
T: I'll just come back here later and do it again.
S: And when you do, I'll just stop you again.
T: Keh!
T: As usual, you're too nice to people, Shin-chan.
T: When we used to hang out together back in Terakoya...
T: When I got bulled and was crying like a little baby you and your sister would always come help me.
T: Well, it was mostly just your sister kicking the shit out of people, but still...
T: Ahh, that brings back memories.
T: Back then...I totally relied on you guys.

07)
T: I was sure that you, of all people, would always be my friend.
T: That you would never betray me...!!
S: Takachin, that's...
T: I don't wanna hear any lame excuses!!
T: Do you even realize how much suffering your half-assed niceness put me through?!
T: If you were just going to do that to me, I'd rather you had just left me alone from the very start!!
T: After that, I was....
T: ....tch. Nevermind.
T: Because of you, I learned to rely on myself more.
T: Now, I don't need help from anyone! I'm going to become strong out of my own volition!!
T: I even joined a gang.
T: We're the Bulldogs. Ever heard of us?
T: Nowadays, those guys who once bullied me are so scared they won't even get near me.
T: See, I don't even need your help now. I've changed!
T: I've become strong!!

08)
S: Takachinko? (*Literally, "big penis")
S: Who the heck is that?
S: No, not Takachinko...Takachin!
S: How can you not remember him?
S: I've forgotten my past...now, I just look forward and keep going!!
S: More importantly, I've come to deliver something to you.
S: Gin-san, Kagura-chan, please take some as well.
K: Elder sisterrrr!!
G: Eh? Food? What?
S: This time I challenged myself with a new dish.
S: Here it is, "Rolled-Tossed Egg!"

09)
K: I'm going to buy some drinks!
G: No, that's alright! I'll go instead, so sit down!!
SFX: Gah
S: This is a convenience store, I think you guys have more than enough over there...
G: Shin-chan, you need to come over here and eat it too.
G: You don't want to embarass your sister, do you?
G: Shin-chan?
S: Sister, isn't the Bulldogs gang the most infamous group around here?
S: They're a bunch of people that freely engage in things like assault and theft...
S: Shin-chan...
S: You really seem worried about that Takachinpo guy...
S: Sister, it's Takachin. You're gradually getting dirtier and dirtier...
S: It's my fault that Takachin's ended up where he is now.
S: When he was in his darkest hour, I deserted him!

10)
T: Sh...Shin-chan, what should I do?!
T: I...I just crapped my pants!!
T: Hey, Shin-chan, what do I do?
T: Shin-chan!!
T: Shin-chan, are you really awake?
T: Shin-chan! Hey, Shin-chan!!
SFX: Guuu guuuu
S: Our springtime of life was built on a sandcastle...
S: Even though it may seem like a trivial affair, it was the straw that broke the camel's back.
S: Then, because of my financial liabilities, I had to stop going to Terakoya.
S: It's obvious now what kind of lifestyle Takachin fell into after that.

11)
S: ...Back then, I wonder what I should have done instead?
S: What could I have done to save Takachin?
G: ....Nah, it was probably impossible.
K: Yep, totally impossible.
S: Nothing's impossible!
S: If your friend's crying, the least you can do is sit there and cry with them!
S: If your friend's suffering, you can rack your brains and suffer there with them, too!
S: When your friend takes a shit...
S: You need to take one too, Shin-chan!!
S: No matter what pain your friend is experiencing, you can always share it with them!
S: And then, Shin-chan, when you see your friend moving down the wrong path...

12)
S: At that moment,
S: you must stop them, even if it destroys your friendship.
S: That's the true friendship of a samurai.
S: ...excuse me, shopowner.
S: I have some personal business I need to attend to, so I'll be leaving early.
SFX: Uiiin
G: ...Hey, wait, are you sure this is alright?
G: I really don't get kids these days.
G: Who knows what they'll do next...

13)
Black SFX: Doko baki gah
SFX: Gasuuh bakii goh
?: YOU USELESS MOTHERFUCKER!!
?: I TOLD YOU TO STEAL ME SOME NORMAL MOUSSE, DUMBASS!!
?: YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO SET MY HAIR WITH SUPER-HARD MOUSSE, HUH?!
?: I couldn't even cruise through down with an embarassing hairstyle like this!!
T: I'm...s...sorry...
T: Someone...got in my way....
?: You know, the only reason we let you in in the first place was because you kept whining and bitching about it so much!!
?: But if you're really THIS useless, then forget it!!

14)
?: Looks like we need to give you a little more fighting spirit...
?: Fighting spirit, you know!
T: Wha...what is this?!
T: Hey, hold on, what are you guys...
SFX: Zuzaza
T: Uo!!
T: ADADADADADADA!!
SFX: Gagagagaga
SFX: Gagagagaga
T: Buwaaaaa!!
?: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

15)
?: C'mon, Harabee, let's see your fighting spirit!
SFX: Zazazaza
?: Any normal human being can make a yell of fighting spirit, can't they?! Fwahaha!!
SFX: Buoooooooo
T: Uguguh
?: Kihihihi, Harabee, you'd better not die on us now, or you'll be sorry!!
T: Pugoo!!
SFX: Gagodo

16)
SFX: Gashaaa
T: Wha...what was that?!
T: Hey, who the fuck are you?!
S: Who...am I?
S: Could you possibly be so uncultured as to not know me?
S: I am Captain of the New Protection Squad for the Terakado area....
S: Shimura Shinpachiiiii!!

17)
T: Shi...
T: Shin-chan!
T: What the hell are you doing here?!
T: You shouldn't be here, man, this isn't the place for you!
S: Excuuuuse me...
S: But who's the head of this gang?
?: An?! As if you could meet the boss here!!
?: C'mon, kid, just tell us what you want already!!
S: I'd like to pull Takaya Harabee out.
S: From this day forward, he will be no longer a member of the Bulldogs, but of the Otsuu-chan Fan Club.
S: I'd like your permission.
?: What the hell are you talking about?!
?: The Otsuu-chan Fan Club?!
?: I'm...

18)
S: Takachin....I'm the same as you, Takachin.
S: After the pooping incident, I've always been disgusted at my own weakness, and wanted to become stronger.
S: But the road I chose to become stronger was nothing like yours.
S: Just appearing strong to bystanders...at that rate, it won't be long before you fall.
S: Ganging up with low men, trying to appear strong through intimidation...
S: Is this really the kind of strength you've always wanted, Takachin?
S: Did you really want to become an uncool jerk like these guys?
?: Hey kid, unfortunately, we're not as nice as you think!!
?: We're not just going to sit down and say "You want to quit? Oh, yes, ok then!" and ruin our group's unification like that!!
S: Well then, I'll have to pull him out by force.
?: Hey, you'd better not take us lightly, you shitty brat!!
?: You really think you can take us all on alone?!
?: He's not alone!!

19)

?: !? What the...
?: Captain...I told you once, it's not a good idea to leave early...
G: Especially if you're going to fight....getting left out really pisses us off!!
G: Say hello to the New Protection Squad for the Terakado area's Special Strike Squad: "MALTESE!!" (*a small white breed of dog)
G: And, with that said, tune in next time, for the "Blood-Spurting Fray Episode!!"
G: Until next week...YOROSHIKU!! (*traditionally meant to be "treat me kindly" when you first meet someone, Sorachi wrote this using some kanji that mean "Die a Painful Death in the Night Dew")