Gintama 42

01)
Lesson 42: Seize your Dreams with your Fists!
?: Red corner!
?: Tired of the work a housewife has to deal with, she threw away her married life and made her way to the battlefield....!!
?: Kishibojin (*Goddess of Childbirth) Harunaaaa!!!
?: Blue corner!
?: This once-famous idol was turned over ffrom her status due to a scandal! "But! I shall never stop singing!"
?: The Fighting Utahime! (*Song-Princess)
?: DYNAMITE OTSUUUUUU!!!
SFX: Jyaka
SFX: Uaaah

02)
S: Otsuu-chaaaan!
?: Go for iiiiit!
G: No, no, don't tell her that...
G: It's better if she stops now...before she heads in some really weird direction...
S: Otsuu-chan has converted to a singing, fighting idol!!
G: That's why I'm saying it's dangerous to say things like that...
G: I had this one friend who owned a ramen shop, and immediately after telling him "Hey, why don't you try adding curry to the menu?" he went completely bankrupt.
S: What the...how is that story even related to this?! Otsuu-chan is fine, she's going to keep singing!!
G: ...I dunno, it seems like that girl is making a very unhappy face this entire time to me.
G: On that note, Kagura, it's about time for you to chime in with your usual devil-may-care attitude. Come on, let's hear it!
K: Eh...one's dreams is a difficult matter.
K: When one has them, it pains them, and when one doesn't, it saddens them.
K: But when I sit here watching a human storm down that thorny path, opening it with nothing but their fists to carry them through the darkness...

03)
K: I'M DEEPLY MOOOOOVED!!!
SFX: Kuh
SFX: Ban
?: Wooaaah, suddenly, an intruder has busted into the ring?! Just who is this? What group does this china girl belong to?!
K: My name is Antonio Kagura!! I am here to assist Otsuu in this fight!
K: Bring it on, you son of a bitch! Daaaah!
G: ...this is bad. Act like you don't know anything....
S: This has nothing to do with me! It's because you're a bad influence that stuff like this happens.
G: What are you talking about?! I hear kids' personalities are already set in stone by the time they're 3 years old.
?: What are you flailing about there for, china girl! Go for the eyes! The eyes!
?: Harunaaa! Is this what you threw away your housewife life for?! What happened to your motivation!!

04)
S: Well, if this isn't an unexpected meeting...
S: Today there was nothing on my schedule so I couldn't resist coming to watch one of these fighting tournaments...
S: But I never would have thought that you three would share the same love for hand-to-hand combat as I do...
S: What I especially like is definitely women's hand-to-hand fighting.
S: Seeing women's faces contort into painful expression while they struggle with each other just makes me burst out laughing every time.
S: So basically, all you really like about it is the sadistic aspect?!
K: Laughing while other people struggle to do their best is the worst!
K: It's too bad that there are some fans who watch fighting tournaments just because they like to mess them up!
SFX: Pan
G: Don't talk like that when you're CLEARLY the one who messed things up here!
S: More importantly, if you three aren't busy right now, would you like to come with me for a moment?
S: I have a show that's much more entertaining than this I'm sure you'd like to see.
S: An entertaining show?
S: If you follow me, you'll soon understand.

05)
K: Hey, what is this place, a hideout for bad guys?
S: It's not a hideout...this is the center of social events for all those who deal in the criminal underworld.
S: Through here, you'll be able to lay your eyes on things that no person from the "outside" would ever have a chance of seeing.
S: Like I said, it's a very entertaining show.
SFX: Uaaaahh

06)
G: This is...
G: ...an underground arena?
S: "The Gates of Purgatory"...
S: All the battles that go on here...
SFX: Zah

07)
SFX: Gakiiiin
S: ..are genuine...
SFX: Gopuh
S: ...deathmatches.
SFX: Kuh
?: Winner: Kidoumaru!!
S: These are all...
G: ...betting matches...

08)
G: It's a sign of the times. As of now, this is one of the easiest ways for samurai to make a living.
G: The need for money permeating through rounin these days is enough to make them take part in such a thing.
G: Begging to be let into a deathmatch with real swords isn't anything a samurai has to do.
G: But yet, because of the conditions today, they all coming running here.
G: Yeah, this is quite a sight, alright.
K: I can't believe you showed me something like this!! How do you expect me to fall asleep tonight, now, you bastarrrrrd?!
S: Wait a second, shouldn't this kind of thing be illegal? Okita-san, you're a government official!
O: And that's exactly why I keep my hands off it.
O: The amount of money circulating here is enormous. Unfortunately, humans' greed is proportional with the size of one's authority.
G: So you're saying the government's involved with this as well?
O: If we're not careful, even the Shinsengumi could be crushed by this.
O: That's why I think belonging to an organization is a pain in the ass. I'm envious of you free people.
G: ...Let me just say one thing.
G: Don't expect us to help you out or anything.
O: Hmm, that's strange...I even thought we were of the same race.
O: I hate this kinda stuff more than anything else, you know...

09)
O: Please take a look at that.
O: The strongest warrior in Purgatory, Kidoumaru..
O: He's the reigning champion, who's smashed an innumerable amount of challengers with that metal rod of his.
O: Therefore, if he's captured, we might be able to squeeze something out of him.
G: Hey...
O: Don't worry. This is clearly a personal request from me, and has nothing to do with the Shinsengumi.
O: No one except me even knows this place exists.
O: That's why, if you would be so kind...
O: I'd appreciate if this stayed a secret from Kondou-san and Hijikata-san...

10)
Guys: Essa, hoisa!
Guys: Essa, hoisa!
S: I guess that guy does have serious points after all...being unable to tolerate unfairness and such...
S: But since he's employed by the shogunate, I guess we can expect a pretty decent reward...
K: Well, I still him!!
K: And I really hate the idea of getting tangled up with a murderer!
G: