Ikaryaku 3

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Sidebar: All you Muromachi Gods out there! It's Ikaryaku--!
(remember, left to right)
Black text: The Dragon Roars 2
Scream: BIG-NOSED FAT-ASS LADY!!
Chapter 3: Evil Guys Usually Sleep A Lot
TV: Sayama Kaoru, Oosaka Prefectural Police!
1: Th-th-th-THERE SHE IS!
2: The big-nosed fat-ass lady came on!!
1: I've never felt these kind of goosebumps before...
2: I can't even fathom it...
3: ENOUGH ALREADY!!

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3: What are you guys doing?!
3: Ahhh...so you randomly decided to close up the shop and play games again?!
1: But it's "The Dragon Roars 2!"
2: It's really entertaining!
Box: The Dragon Roars 2
3: Why'd they have to make an even weirder follow-up?
1: No, no, you see...the heroine, Sayama-tan...(*tan is a creepy way guys say "san" to girls they like)
1: Is like, super incredibly mega-fat...
1: It's really something...
1: BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
TV: I can't trust anyone anymore...
1: Check out that sea-weed hair!! Look at that!!

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TV: I could arrest you at any time now--!
3: BUHAHAHAHAHA
3: G