Ikaryaku 4

01)
Chapter 4 - How Are You story
R: Good morniBUU
K: NO WAAAAY!!
R: Gyaaaaa!!

02)
R: An idiot...he's a total idiot...
?: It's heated up--
?: Arrowroot. (Small: Cuz the real stuff is dangerous)
?: What are you trying to do?
?: Sunshine.
Black 1: Gyaa gyaa
Black 2: What the hell, I'm going to fucking kill you!!
Black 3: Duuude, you are like sooo fat!!
?: We told her to do cosplay, didn't we?
?: ..what the hell are you idiots doing?
?: Hey! Good morning!!

03)
?: Today is now known as Sunshine Day!
?: The "Sunshine" PS2 has gone on sale today!!
?: Arrowroot.
?: What the fuck is that?!
?: Gyaaaaahhh!!
?: And now, to commemorate the day with some gasoline!!!
?: NO WAAAAY!!!
?: Don't get all excited before the thing even comes out, especially inside the store!!
?: NO WAAAAY!!!

04)
NO WAAAAAAY!!!
?: LISTEN TO ME FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!
NO WAAAAAAY!!!

05)
?: Hahahahaha
?: Hahahahahahaha
?: Mu...murderer!!
?: No, hey, stop!!
?: DIE, YOU FUCKNUT!!
?: I'm sorry x8
?: What are we, nine years old? Maybe ten?
?: 56th Year of Showa, huh?
?: Well?
?: You know, it's sorta like sunshine.
?: What are you guys talking about? 1983?
?: I wasn't even born in 1983...
?: The 80s?
?: Don't worry, I can tell you all about the 80s.
?: Basically, it was like this.

06)
?: Criminals were given KOs with these HANGER NUNCHAKU!!
?: THE APPLE SONG!!
?: The right arm of the law is upon you!! (In other words, KO!!)
?: The special number is 4649.
Pencil: Your heart will be pumping!
?: Like, Oyashiro-sama and Super Imaha.
?: Nchaa!!! Go, Maehara!!
Pencil: Let's nyan nyan!
Cat face: Don't look down on us.
?: All the villagers here have died!
?: Mostly from DISEASE.
Pencil: 4649 TUNING
?: The year Noupan Tea was invented!!
?: T-SHIRTS ON, RUNNING ON, TRIANGLE TRAINER!!
?: YEAH, I LOVE IT!!
?: THE YEAR OF NEW MEDIA!!
?: Permission to start!!
Box 1: Now on sale! Family Computer!!
Box 2: Now on sale! SC-3000!

07)
?: My brain!! My brain hurts!!
?: The embarassment of all this is so frightening!! Fuck you, 80s!!
?: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
?: Cleanse us of the 80s!! Japan!!!
?: BRING OUT BABEL OR SOMETHING!!
?: Let's settle this in an 80s-like fashion.
?: Think of the Hinamizawa Strange Deaths Incident!!
?: I have no idea what you're talking about,
?: But I think we have the proper tools at our disposal to bring about a decent end to all of this.
?: Nanu!
?: Like, Kaneda Ichi, or Koronpo, or being killed or something...
?: Wha...what the hell?!
?: This whole time seems like a real pain in the ass...
?: This bitch born in the Heisei era!!!!

08)
Big letters: NISHIBE POLICE
?: Hahahahahaha
?: Hahahahahaha

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