Pyuu to Fuku! Jaguar 14

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THE FOURTEENTH RECORDER - My Own Scorpan X (*Pun off the movie Spartan X)
f1.1: After starting Jaguar-san's recorder lessons, I was afraid he wouldn't let me take any others,
f1.2: so I had to be careful and sneak into electric guitar class.
f2.1: ...looks like I made it to the classroom alright.
f2.2: But I can't put my guard down just yet. Jaguar-san may be hiding somewhere in here...
f3.1: Good afternoon!
f4.1: Hauahhh!
f5.1: "Hauahh"...?
f5.2: This is your first time here, isn't it?
f5.3: Just take a seat here, you don't need to be so nervous.
f7.1: N...
f7.2: Normal people!!

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f1.1: Ahh..it's been such a long time since I've had this feeling!
f1.2: Uuu...
f1.3: Th...thank you.
f1.4: It's been so long since I've talked to a normal person!!
f2.1: Alrighty, today we'll be playing this.
f2.2: Pass these out for me, please.
f3.1: Ready? Feel it, express it!
f3.2: Your sounds are your sounds, the only ones like them in this world.
f3.3: Later we'll be playing one-by-one, so please practifice first.
f4.1: Uwah! Another song from a Jackie Chan movie!
f4.2: What does he want us to express from a Scorpan X song?
f4.3: Hahaha, what a weird lesson!
f4.4: Fufu...you think this is weird?! This is the best! This is the kind of place I've been yearning for!
f4.5: Ahhh, if only I could taste this happiness...forever...
f6.1: Hm?

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f1.1: Ahh!!
f1.2: My mistake!!
f2.1: I mistook this class for my own newly-created "Recorder Class!!"
f3.3:
I Mistook This Class
Lyrics/Music by Jaguar Junichi

No, I'm not mistaken, it's the world itself that's mistaken. Noo, stop, please stop! Stop showing commercials to lots of people with brand names broken up letter by letterrrrrr~lalalalalalala~lalala! I mistook my own classroom? No, you're the ones who mistook it! That's why you should all just come to my "Recorder Class"~yeaaaaah~

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2.1: Huh?
2.2: How did the second verse go again?
2.3: How the hell would I know?!
3.1: More importantly, what are you doing here?! I'm in the middle of a lesson!!
3.2.: Ewww, who is that guy?
3.3: I think he said something about us being mistaken?
3.4: Argggh, this is the worst!!
4.1: I'm the teacher of the new Recorder Class, Jaguar-san!!
4.2: I heard that students were being monopolized by this class, so I came to check it out....
4.3: You can't monopolize people!!
5.1: You don't own these students!!
5.2: Such a desire to monopolize everything....you're truly a frightening man!!
5.3: Wh...what are you talking about?! It's not like that at all!
6.1: You too, all of you!! Crawling around in a big group like that...are you really that afraid fo being alone?!
6.2: Wha..
6.3: If you like recorders, then just say so! Cowards!!

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1.1: Who the hell are you?!
1.2: We're here because we like guitar, dumbass!!
1.3: That's right!!
1.4: Why the hell do you want us to blow a damn recorder so bad, anyway?!
1.5: If you like 'em so bad, just go blow it by yourself! Leave us alone!!
2.1: YOU MORONIC INGRATES!!!
2.2: I JUST CAME HERE BECAUSE I HATE BEING ALONE!!
5.1: He's just lonely?!
6.1: Obviously, you people understand nothing about recorders....
6.2: It really pisses me off, but before I go, I'll show you a little bit of the true marvel of a recorder!
7.1: You can't just learn musical scores and nothing else...
7.2: Time for you to hear my own "Scorpan X!"

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f1.1: Wha...
f1.2: What's that guitar-like sound!?
f2.1: Ahhhh...but this doesn't sound anything like Scorpan X!
f3.1: She's right!! It's a different melody!!
f5.1: Yeah, it's a completely different song!!
f6.1: But...for some reason...
f7.1: Even though it's completely different, somehow...
f8.1: somehow it brings to mind all of Scorpan X's famous scenes!!

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f1.1: That's it...!
f1.2: Sorry for the intrustion!
f2.1: Amazing!! I felt like I just watched the whole movie!!
f2.2: Me too!
f2.3: I felt like I even saw the bloopers as the end!
f2.4: It feels weird to say this...but it was super awesome!!
f3.1: A...amazing! In that short amount of time, he captured everyone's hearts!
f3.2: What a guy Jaguar-san is!!
f4.1: That guy was really something!
f4.2: Yeah...it feels like he showed us something we had long since forgotten!
f4.3: Yeah...!
f4.4: Yeah, yeah!
f5.1: A little...it's just a little, but...
f5.2: I feel more interested in recorders now...
f6.1: But it didn't really spark any interest in me for recorders.
f6.2: Yeah, they're just too uncool.
f6.3: For the first time in a while, Piyohiko began to feel objectively nervous about the world he was in...
f6.4: Y...yeah!?
f6.5: Yeah, me too!!
f6.6: That was close!!

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sfx: BOGAAAAAAAAN
small: Continued on P126.