Sexy Commando Gaiden: Sugoiyo!! Masaru-san 5

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COMMANDO 5 - Masaru and the Beauty

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Sign: Health Office
I: Ahh...uuu...
I(2b): Uuahh...uu...
S: A..are you really alright, Catherine?
I: Yes...I'm just happy all I got away with was a dislocated joint this time.
I: I have a lot of places like that on my body.
I(2b): Ummm...eight in all, I think.
S: Y...you...really have a crazy body...
I: Yes...but it wasn't like this before...
I: In middle school, I was obsessed with becoming a macho man,
I: and worked really hard to strengthen my muscles...
I: But for some reason, the more I tried, by body just became weaker and weaker.

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I: Fuuun!!!
I: Ahhh, I hate my body...
M: Convenient...!
S: Convenient.
F: Convenient.
S: But that's weird...
S: Normally you'd get stronger, wouldn't you...
I: That's right...
I: Especially since I've been drinking this every day...
Jar: Tsuyoshi Special Strong Muscle

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S: Wh...what are you doing!!?
S: W...working hard -- aren't those drugs?!
I(2b): Guhuh! They're nutrient supplements...
I: Vitamin tablets, protein,
I: I just mixed them all together as my special concoction...
I: H...healthy...
I: H...he...a...l...
I: Late brother!!
I(small 2): Haa
F: He...he's having some weird dream!!
F: Th...this is bad...he's getting worse and worse!!
S: Are you an idiot, Catherine?! You're gonna die!!
C: Whaaat?
F: Wh...where did the doctor go...?
M: Who knows! At a time like this, too...

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M: We have no choice but to ad-lib it and figure something out until the doctor returns...
M: Even though it's not our responsibility...
S: When you were gone, we actually got a new doctor here...
S: I hear it's some young woman...
M: Hmph...a newbie, huh...?
S: Not only that, but there's a rumor...that she's 22 years old, with a 89 cm bust...
S: And that she's using her natural sexiness to trick the male students!!
S: They call her stuff like "Bewitching! Sexy Female Cop"...
S: And apparently sometimes you can hear chants coming from inside the health office...
S: Then maybe you click your pen in nervousness as you write out the letters of the name of your crush...
S: or tie the hair of someone you like around the joint of your little finger...
F: I...don't really get it...
F: But it's kind of amazing...
M: Honestly...what a despicable person...

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F: Wh...what are you holding?! Masaru-kuuun!!
S: Where did you get that, anyway?!
M: My zipper.
N: Hmph...
N: More boys, huh...
N: Who's making all the noise in here?!
N: This is the health office!
N: If you want to play around, then go outside!!

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S: B...beauty...
F: Beauty...
M: "Go outside?!" She's pretty cheeky for a teacher!
N: Are you listening to me!?
F: Ah...it...it's not like that, sensei!
F: We have a sick person here!
N: A sick person?! You all look pretty healthy to me...
S: No! Not us...
S: Him!
I: My name's Isobe!
F: Gehh....!!
F: He...he's trying to look cool!!
F: Th...that isn't fair...!!
F: You play dirty, Catherine!!

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N: Your face is so plae...
N: It must be from drugs!
I(2b): Eh!? N...no...
N: Listen to me, okay? Your life has barely begun...
I(2b): Eh...? N...no...
N: Don't you think it's shameful to depend on drugs...just when things get a little tough?!
N: Please don't do drugs again...
N: Promise me!
F: I...I think there's a misunderstanding here...
S: Ummm, sensei...!?
I: I'm...
I: going to stop using drugs!!
S: WHAAAAT?!

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S: Nuu...damn you, Catherine...you completely fell for sensei's sexiness...!
S: What a pathetic guy...
N: I'm glad...
N: Sensei's happy now...
N: Ah!
N: Oh, my...
N: Just after I put them in order...
N: Ahhhh....

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S: I...saw them...
M: Me too...
F: I saw them...
S: Amazing...
N: Fuuu...
F: Yeah...
M: Incredible...
M: She's wearing such a gaudy pair of heels!
S: WHAAAAAAT!?
S: Kuh...you're really something, Masaru! That remark is making me feel like I'm perverted...!!
S: Ah...ahhh, they are gaudy!
F: Yeah, high heels!
F: Damn! Am I the only one here thinking perverted thoughts...!?
N: Now! If you boys are done here, please leave, okay?
N: Lunch is almost over!
F: Oh...kay...!
M: Hmm...speaking of which, I'm a little tired...
S: Ahh...I never knew...we had such a fabulous teacher here...
S: Even I, who's usually calm and collected....was overwhelmed by you...!

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S: Wait...that's it...!!
S(2b): Masaru!! What do you say...let's get sensei
S: to join the Sexy Commando Club!
N: Sexy Commando Club......?
M: Sensei...?
S: Yeah!
M: She'll go perfectly with Sexy Commando, won't she?!
M: Hahaha...there's no way...!
M: After all, she's a MESO...
M: Ahh! Gefuhh!! Gefufun!!
M: Ah..th...that person...sh...she's a teacher!
S: Why does that matter?!
F: J...just now, he said "meso" again...
F: He definitely said it! What the hell is a "meso!?"

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S: Sensei! Please, I beg you! Join the Sexy Commando Club!
N: Wa...wait...
S: Please...save our club!!
N: But...that's...
N: Don't be so rash...
S: YOU MUST!!!
N: Uu...
N: Th...this boy...his eyes look so clear...
N: Without an extremely strong will, there's no way he could make such eyes...
N: But it's impossible...for a teacher to join a club...
N: But he's begginging me so seriously...this is a special circumstance...
N(2b): Such a request...I can't just flat out refuse it...
N: I understand...

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N: I'll talk with the principal...
N: But...don't get your hopes up too much, okay...?
S: ...R...
S: Really!!?
M: Just a moment!
M: There's no need for that!
N: Eh?
S: M...Masaru, what are you...!?
M: That person can never do Sexy Commando...
M: There's a huge reason why!
S: Reason...?
M: Her high heels are too gaudy!!!

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S: H...
S: Her high heels are too gaudy!?
S: Wh...what's the meaning of this...curses...why do her high heels have to be so gaudy...!!
S: High heels...high heels...to think they'd be gaudy...! High heels...high heels...!?
S: What's that got to do with anything?!
M: Just as I thought, it's like that...gaudy high heels = sexy gal...
M: Now, surely with that, I haven't said too much...
S: Muu!?
S: But...can't she just take them off, then!?
M(2b): ...don't you get it? The fact that her sexiness is real...
M: and not something she created...
M: If she's already sexy from the start...
M: There's no point in her doing Sexy Commando!!!

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S: Hauahhh!!
M: Forcing a sexy person to Sexy Commando...
S(2b): Ah...ahhh...
M: It's no different than putting a crepe in your Cafe Ole...
S(2b): I...I was a fool...sensei...
S: She dazzled mee to much!
M: S..stupid! Don't cry so much!
M: You're a man, aren't you!?
S(2b): Ma...Masaru...
M: C'mon! Take a swig of this and regain your energy!
S: Uuu...
M: Late brother!!
Box: Once again, Fuumin fully realized he was stuck with a bunch of weirdos...

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The fact that I love Bacardi...
Don't tell anyone about it!